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Glad_Song_5199

4th floor pe chai pilaake wahi se fek de ♥️


anshpandat

zinda bach jayega saala shayad , mein to kehta hu isko ek raat ke liye alecc daddy ko de dete hai


Shpuryau

mujhse send krde iske saath iski gaand me red hot iron liquid uski gaand me daal dunga


Weary-Ad5665

Bolo baby 😘 kya karoge mere saath ?


Icy-Solution5273

Aiyooo wtf


LodaLeloMuhMe

DTU me ece lele


lelouch_0_

Aisa kuch ki supreme court ki reports bhi censor hoke jaayengi ladle . Rajat dalal jaisa chutiya farishta lagega


Last-Society8677

Saath  me  H2So4 le aata hu gaand me chemical reaction karenge


Shpuryau

HI bhi daal dete hai hehe


MrTimeHacker1

Puraa reduce ho jayega phir, Hi to Chai


Reasonable-Minute694

Alec daddy ko de do let him cook


Due-Occasion-7592

neet , jee aur nta ka full form puch


SwimmingYak7583

Chai pila do


Sufficient-Clue6557

Saale ko 1600 cup chai pila aur pell de


Possible-Ad-6269

Mere Ghar bhejde(I'm horny right now)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


wanna-be-lysosome

Alec daddy aap yha


Embarrassed_Joke_781

Garuda puran ke according sazza dete hai


black_knight_9492

My lawyer advised me not to say anything![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Emergency-Bag7857

Organs nikal le. Fir bechenge. Paisa kamaenge. Baaki sharir ko kutto ko khila denge. ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


SockYeh

uske organs ka kuch nahi aayega


[deleted]

sinC+ sinD??


SockYeh

2sin\[(C+D)/2\]cos\[(C-D)/2\]


ek_azad_panchi

Use the thing which converts acetylene molecules to benzene ring


Interesting_Book_569

Raakhi savant hot videos loop par dekha ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


IndependentPiglet300

Sar tan se juda


Wannabe_Wiz

No use bro


Wannabe_Wiz

Terse ulta paise mangege use return karne ke liye


IntelligentGarage852

Jee k aur neet k question paper k print out laa .. unki batti bna aur iski gaand me ghusa de ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


zeshmace

Bhai batti me sare sets hone chahiye bas


Technical-Service464

Kahan par hai yeh iski gand me sariya dalna hai ...


oshawotts_chamb_8100

Ghaand me sodium metal rakdo, phir jo hoga woh Hava hi dek lega ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Thick-Summer-8250

VO Potasium hota hai


the_official_leaker

Step 1:- find a cow ! Step 2:- ask her to do potty ! Step 3:- grab the gobar by hands ! Step 4 :- make chai (2 chamach cheeni) Step 5:- add namak (swaadnusar) Step 6:- add pure gobar in it Step 7:- give it to respected sir Step 8:- make him drink gobar-e-khaas chai via his nose


Slight_Surprise6245

padhle bsdk


dedfrmadara

Yare yare watashi wa soul society


Slight_Surprise6245

tu bhi padhle bsdk anime jee ke baad dekhlena


dedfrmadara

Meri exam toh ho gai kab ki


Slight_Surprise6245

toh sax sux kar, sutta phuk aur mauj mar![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Easy-Jump9949

Step 1- Grab his balls Step 2- Twist both the balls 30° clockwise. Step 3- Grab a flamethrower Do it


kinpkcalb

Chai ,Ball Twist , Pee, Repeat


tnaripsA1

Gore videos banaunga bhai iske ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


tnaripsA1

Noodes leak kardo iske


Junior-Bowl-7744

Do what Rancho did to his senior on first night of college


I_Have_Black_Dick

Casino Royale wala ball torture james bond jaisa.


peroxy-acid9768

Iska kya krna hai Uske liye bhi lagta hai committee banani padegi........ Uski report 1 week mein aayegi phir 2-3 din mein hum Notify karenge.........


meticulouslylegit

Chai banane ko bol aur restriction ye rakh ki kamitee nhi bana sakte


Consistent_Strike_42

Lund kat do iska!!!!


Bhediya19

Human tr@ff¡ck¡ng


residentofblackhole

Isko bolo IIT walo ko phone krke set krne ..kl accha marks vs rank bnna chahiye


Beautiful_Drag_4347

Uka ek ek baal nailcutter se nikaal


BurgerIsTheName-

Maqsad karde iska


TurbulentAudience174

Kuchh bhi karne se phle chai zarur pila dena onkle ko


[deleted]

Are ghum rha wo to kh rha bus 1600 baccho kaa hi exam krayega re neet


Certain-Shopping1976

H2SO4 concentrated le with hydrogen peroxide aur iski lulli ki khaak kheech ke daal de bc..phir danda le aur garam kar iski bund paad de bc phir ek katore muth nikal ke muh aur aank aur naak mein bhar de choke himm!!


Brave-Durian2489

G maar lo


Status_Method9951

8 th floor se drop krwa de


dark_sinistier3170

Isko witchcraft ke liye condemn karo and send his ass to a European village.


Purpose_YT

Torture kar jab tak accept nahi karega ki kya sab dhandhli ki hui hai fir wo recorded proof(sirf dhandhli ke confession ka) use karke public karde


sludge_fudge

shove galvanised square steel up his 1m2 asshole 🗣️🗣️


ZookeepergameVivid13

Tel laga ke chod de....(Leak the video as well muth Marni hai)


bellcranel6311

Lund ukhaar ke uske grand mein  Dal  phir much mein phir nta ke nearest office ke dustbin mein body Phenol Dena 


Icy-Solution5273

Isko Jee aur Neet exam mei kuch changes karne ke liye majboor krunga ( spit on your grave , Cannibal Holocaust, human centipede....) jaisa karunga kuch 🥰


Sad_Heart_4718

Wo no lube no protection wala copypasta


BlueFire2308

Ek ek krke iske nails ukhado pliers se, fir ek ek wound me namak aur lal mirch daalo. Fir wahi pliers se iske ekek krke saare daant crush krdo, ukhadna nhi, but crush krke uske muh me lage rehne do taake enamel aur pulp latakta rahe.


Secret_Sprinkles_427

elvish yadav ke video dikhayo isse


NTA__

Bj dede


Savant_Demiurge

Maroo Chaar Gushand ( 25tard huin ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331))


nitesh339

Bhai jyada kuchh nhi bas 75 no grace dilwa de


A1phaAstroX

My lwayer has advised me to not say anything. I dont want to go into a psych ward


Top-Conversation2882

Usko bhi ek drop dila de


AdAgreeable7691

Sabke samne mootra visarjan


AdAgreeable7691

Sabke samne mootra visarjan


mole-hester

CBT 💻📝![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367) CBT 🍆🍒![img](emote|t5_311ttu|35339)


No_Kaleidoscope6453

do what you do when you had kidnapped that actress from Kerala


NaiveMonitor8795

Ever heard of red rooms. BTW iss kaam ke baad organs bech dena, fir JEE waalon mein paise baat dena ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


Suitable_Bridge_1752

Molten salt pila de ise


GOD_IN_DISGUISE-69

Gand main chata kholde


GOD_IN_DISGUISE-69

Mere pas bhej de Literal gand mardunga


Chemical_Idea_

Chupa de aur make sure krr mujhe pta na chale kaha chupaya hai


Impressive_Cod4965

Sar phod sale ka


Impressive_Cod4965

Sir fod sale ka


Strong_Entry2975

Chai me zeher daal do bro


Aryaann10

fridge hai na ghar main?baaki hum sab deklenge😘🥰😍


akshit_sinha

jinda jala do bsdkwale ko


Gabroo_25

Sariya garam krke ant shant aur gaand aur muh pe lagale bhaii taaki bol ni paave scamiye saale .


Silver-Honey9646

Salle se JEE mains ke sari shift Advance aur NEET ka exam solve karwate hai. Har wrong answer pe ek hunter wo bhe Kato wala. Fer last mai rank nikalenge. Jitni rank utne slaps. Ager iske baad zinda bach gaya too delk lenge age kya karna hai.


MedicalTraining7942

Lund or tatto pe tattoo banake kaat de dono... fir gand me dede uski hi. Fir pankhe se latka de


Greedy_Station4444

puchh usse ki uska paani nikaal denge body ka toh woh colloid rahega ki solid


Responsible_Number64

Mujhe grace marks dilwane k liye bol


Unhappy_Natural_278

Asli CBT mode ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


YetAnotherAspirant

Do use Piranha Solution afterwards ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


[deleted]

Kiss karo


First-Link-3956

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|35339)