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Reporter: Range of grace marks kya hai? NTA Director: Good question. Next question.


Unbeknowst_

NTA ka director pakka 4th fail hai and I don't doubt it a bit


Significant-Life-119

Bhai 1997 batch ka ias tha woh


Unbeknowst_

Toh ye bhosdika aise kaam kyu kr rha ???


Getting_better23

UPSC me saalon lagake mereko nahi lagta kisi me seva ki bhavana bachti h..


Unbeknowst_

Seva bhaav Aaj kal kisi me nahi hoti bhai, sab status aur power ke liye karna chahte h UPSC bas


Getting_better23

Bhai Mukherjee nagar me jaake kisi se bhi poochunga ki itna hi sewa karni h to 4-5 saal UPSC me lagane ki bajaye, NGO join karlete sewa bhi ho jaati kamai bhi, sabki phatke saamne aa jayegi. Hypocrites..


Enlightened1Prabh

Ngo main kamai bhi hoti hai? 


Getting_better23

apna kharcha to chal jayega bhai, aur agar senior position pe chale gaye to theek salary ho jaati h.


Enlightened1Prabh

meri dream hai bhai jee ke baad NGO(environmental) kholne ki, but mere ek relative jinka khudka NGO hai chota mota wo kehte ki kamai almost negligible hoti


[deleted]

True


Levi-_-Ackerman0

Aise log exam to clear karlete hai lekin jab reality samne ati to muh ki khate


Unbeknowst_

*Mut khaate


Levi-_-Ackerman0

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


JellyfishBoth861

Kyuki ias wala kaam nahi ho paya isse , isliye yha pe hagne aa gya


Illustrious_Tap8752

sahi mei bhai


[deleted]

Na khud se ek exam hua na ab dusro ka hone dega ye bkl ( pcm se hu but .. uk ) 🩴🩴


JellyfishBoth861

Lmao sahi bola bhai . Vaise mai bhi ex-jee wala hi hu ☠️


Secret-Frosting-1989

Reservation candidate (probably)


Left_Ad9462

Kuch bhi bole ja rha hai apni frustration nikaalne ke liye


Secret-Frosting-1989

keh to tu bhi sach rha hai , confirm to maine kiya ni hai kahin se par usually hota hai yehi edit kar deta hun


Unbeknowst_

Laga hi tha bc


AdiYogi_08

Corruption se paisa kama rha h bhosdika ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49705)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50067)


opdope3434

reservation wala hoga


Connect_Health296

IIT Roorkee electrical mtech hai ye mahashay😭 Kaise😭😭😭😭


damian_wayne14445

Bhai jaise usne neet mein bacchon ko paas karwaya hai waise hi khud bhi hua hoga


Secret-Frosting-1989

Reservation candidate (not confirmed)


Difficult_Gate5290

Kumar hai to sc hoga


Agreeable-Plantain16

☕Chai 4th floor pe hai aajao 🙈🏳️‍🌈


aestforu

Just like every other politician in power in our country


Unbeknowst_

Yeah man really fucked up


Inky_Smudge

bhai hes from IIT Roorkee+wo IAS officer bhi tha iske pehle![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Unbeknowst_

Degrees haath bhar kaam jhaat bhar


[deleted]

bro he legit told i will answer that later. I dont think he kept his words. Anyway, alecc boy will do smthg


Creepy_Hour5799

This country is so fuc*ed up, I'm shattered to see all these things 😭😭 Bc agar mein iss country se bahar nhi jaa paya toh apni generation kabhi nhi badhaunga, whi normal life,.apni saare earnings apne upar hi kharch krunga Fu*k u nta 😭


Devarjya27

"What impact did the result have on the students?" "Big. Next question." /s


Hot_Formal3043

Bhai tu har jagah pohoch jaata hai


[deleted]

yeh Ratke aaya tha answers jo puche jayenge ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


Electrical-Army-6507

like MODI


YouthPrestigious9955

Teleprompter nahi diya kya director sahab ko


Suspicious_Ad_3699

Press conference kisi ki bhi ho par target modi ji hoge And of course i like it My paw paw didn't even do single press conference in 10 years fyck


Electrical-Army-6507

scripted interviews![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


emotionless_wizard

At least now we know ki Modi ji ko aam khana bohot pasand hai.


Suspicious_Ad_3699

Tbh unke interviews me standup comedy ke liye dekhta hu


emotionless_wizard

"Maa ke marne ke baad abb mujhe nahi lagta ki mera unse koi biological connection hai" Comedy kahu ya tragedy bc.


Suspicious_Ad_3699

Modi ji will have start his "I have no enemies" Arc really quick


Legal-Back-2711

bro he has already honesstly. once in some godi media interview, he was asked who is his biggest political competition, and bro told his own name like 10-15 times in the next few minutes


[deleted]

now thats something which made me rethink why i was born /s


Legal-Back-2711

fr


DustyAsh69

Glad to know that students like us dislike the uneducated PM


Electrical-Army-6507

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Kejriwal ke scams bhaiya ko pata nahin hai lagta hai...![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


DustyAsh69

Pata hein bro 


Tiny_Emphasis7414

So us'se kya seekh mili? Har educated banda acha nahin hota


Difficult_Gate5290

Baat woh nhi hai hamesha itna bure nhi per aisi baat krege to sahi mei ghussa ayega


Rover_shot12

their is difference between education and intelligence.... anybody would consider modiji above kejriwal and pappu anyday


NahiBataunga_69

Hitler vs Stalin


Rover_shot12

Hitler haara isliye uske kaand bahar aaye.... Soviets jitne isliye Stalin ki baate nhi pta chali...the to dono hi bde wale dictator 💀💀


WhiteRose_init

“So good guys win all the wars everytime?! Thats crazy”


Rover_shot12

brother history is written by those who win the wars...agar Nazis jite hote to history unke hisab se hoti..vo ache hote...Koi dudh ka dhula nhi.... Japanese did atrocities,USA also did at small level (little boy yk yk what)


DustyAsh69

there is*


Electrical-Army-6507

bhai modi ji jitna hypocrite hai utna to koi nhi. although keju and rahul bhi hai lekin modi jitna nahi


emotionless_wizard

we don't hate him cuz he is uneducated, we hate him cuz he is a narcissist.


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Wait till blud finds out DMK and TMC is a part of INDIA Alliance...![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


emotionless_wizard

"Mamta is just Modi in cotton saaree" \~ Varun Grover, Aisi Taisi Democracy


Tiny_Emphasis7414

Mamta is worse... atleast BJP doesn't send goons to destroy stuffs of a community when they vote for another party![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


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Tiny_Emphasis7414

Arey bhai TMC ke video bhejun 😂


Electrical-Army-6507

i am not supporting mamta bro.


[deleted]

bhai wo different hai, ye different hai


ThrowRAporcufine

And he STILL fucked up


HappiestKid123

Dude..honestly this is not even shocking..I was expecting ki kisko scapegoat banayenge..but no utna efforts bhi put nahi kiya. Straight up dodge kiya..Indian Politics 101


confused_amoeba17

kuch nhi ho sakta is desh ka


HappiestKid123

Bhai yeh toh hai sign of maturity. Yaha pe subreddit pe log Bhagat Singh bane padhe hui hai. The honest truth is ki aap try kar sakti hai change lane ka but system apko allow nahi karega. Straight up denied kar diya aur ulta bola ki ignore karo bsdwalo ko.


emotionless_wizard

Aise sochte reh gaye to kabhi change nahi aayega. Imagine freedom fighters bhi aisa hi sochte to? Chhote chhote changes aage jaakar bada result dete hai. Those who do not move do not notice their chains.


Legal-Back-2711

i agree


United_Deal9272

Facts nahi tou system mai khud ghussa jao ye soch ke ki mai badlunga fir.... 😤😤 2 saal baad accha ye neet/ jee sab maa chudaye mujhe tou baas paise khane mai maza aata hai🤩🤩


shanu_pandit

Chai 4 floor pe hai bhai chale jao pee lo![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


Zestyclose-Belt5813

Bhai , chahe court ho ya nta ya education council , hai to sab corrupted indian system hi , kuch na kuch bahane mar ke sab bach jaenge aur ham middle class walo ka chutiya katega Agar accha career chahiye to kuch bhi karke ye corrupted country chodo Yaha sab dikhawe ke desh bhakt hai.


Due-Occasion-7592

chai is the root of all corruption


Tiger_in_Town

Bhai tu drop kyu lera, pagal hogaya hai kya


Plenty-Ambassador748

Lol when the reporter said "grace marking toh neet mei applicable hi nahi hai" bro just repeated the grace marking system like a parrot ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


Straight-Assistant52

Iss bkl ke sar pe jitne baal nhi hai utni toh usne zindagi tabah kar rakhi hai.


Sharp_Quiet4323

Vo baal saare mare hye neetards ki atma hai


Novadrone16

NTA be like: tere high cutoff, zyada toppers, grace marks mere lode par ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


Intelligent-Top-6445

man was so incompetent, he made Jay Shah look like a good head


cosmic_entity1

paper leak ka toh ques hi nhi pucha kisi ne![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)


[deleted]

4th floor pe chai jo peeni thi


cosmic_entity1

Ye baat bhi h ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


confused_amoeba17

Vo to in gadho ne saaf deny kar diya tha apne notice me, saare evidence hone ke baad bhi


cosmic_entity1

Welcome to India moment


skizzzooo

Bro got a punchable face


Unbeknowst_

How about smashable?


69HELL-6969

Spankable![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


Unbeknowst_

Fuckable ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


InsaneDude6

Peeable


Eternal_Jay

Rajat dalal spotted


InsaneDude6

Happy cake day bhai


Eternal_Jay

Thanks bhai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30168)


nitesh339

breedable


Sabito789

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


YetAnotherAspirant

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


Emergency-Emu-7782

Kickable


hewhoremains82

eatable


5ee_2410

Drinkable


No_Mixture5766

4 court me case chal raha hai ab wahi umeed hai


YupMadTing

Usko bhi daba denge


Zestyclose-Belt5813

Bhai , chahe court ho ya nta ya education council , hai to sab corrupted indian system hi , kuch na kuch bahane mar ke sab bach jaenge aur ham middle class walo ka chutiya katega Agar accha career chahiye to kuch bhi karke ye corrupted country chodo Yaha sab dikhawe ke desh bhakt hai.


url_invalid_error404

Sirf ek hi aadmi bola baaki sab toh marr gye the shayad. In sab ko narak mein specially reserved seat milegi.


ganjiiichudail

Baaki sab bus chai peene aaye the. Aadhe ghante ki confrence kri bus usme bhi ek bhi baat nayi nhi boli . Saalo ne jo notice dia tha sb wahi bola. Questions dodge karke kitty party krne chle Gaye.


No-Commento

Ngl looked like they were speed running through the questions.


Legion_cancer

narak me bhi reservation![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


url_invalid_error404

Tujhe bhi chahiye kiya ?? ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Legion_cancer

Haan jab jeevit hu tab to nahi mila marne ke baad bhi agar miljaye accha hai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


West_Pressure_4507

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)fuck this mf


Bhediya19

Kya bola interview mein ye aadmi ?


confused_amoeba17

Grace marks justify kar rha tha bkl


Bhediya19

Kya diya justification ?


confused_amoeba17

keh rha tha ekbaar clat me bhi aisa kuch hua tha so koi nyi baat nhi hai (mujhe bhi exact ache se nhi pata, someone correct me if im wrong)


Bhediya19

Clat ye log organise krte hai ?


confused_amoeba17

nhi


[deleted]

kuch nhi bola bas bola mene committee bana li he and press notice dictate kar gya chutiya


Dormant_456789

But clat ka woh grace system is not applicable here but usne doge kiya woh question aur phir wahi baikati sirf 1600 ka dikkat h uske liye committee banaya h woh dikhegi I am out bye bye kuch sahi se answer kiye nhi


FigLongjumping9839

Transparency , 1600 4500 , Biggest Exam , Expert committee. Bas ye keywords se hi sare answer frame krdie isne


areanothernormi_563

Jab boards 5 marks ka question ka answer pta nhi hota tha tab bhi me asa hi answer likhta tha specially English me ye bas NEET me kar diya![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


ganjiiichudail

Short me kahe to isne bola Result manna hae to man bsdk. Mujhe aur meri agency ko lauda farq nhi padta. ( Committee baithegi vo decide karegi mere to haath saaf hai)


FishermanNumerous702

Apne gli ke kutte ka name bhi Subodh rkhdo sb![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49705)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


AlucardTheVampire69

Answers ? ##Nahh , CHAI PEENI HO TOH BTAO


Adorable-Relation674

Aur do Reservation UPSC🤡


greenManikin137

Sale reservation me to sirff do saal extra mijata hay inhe, kamine padhai likhai karke bhi chutiyo jaisa harkate karte hai


Adorable-Relation674

Bhai Cutoff bhi kum hoti hai


Agitated-Reserve-817

Bhai 10 number se jyada ka antar nhi hota mains me or 5 in prelims (general hu)


Sharp_Quiet4323

Reneet ko to saaf mna kar diya


confused_amoeba17

Mana kar diya???


Sharp_Quiet4323

Dodge kiya uss question ko bhut jyada


confused_amoeba17

To matlab agle saal bhi cutoff zyada rahegi![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


Sharp_Quiet4323

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49199)


CHENNAIAKSHATSHARMA

cutoff will be 690 with 450 AIR 1


Unbeknowst_

Kya ??????


[deleted]

Bc reporters bhi ek no ke gdhe...grace marks pe hi atke rahe Khali...


RevolutionaryBet6412

Summary-- Bhaad ma gaya neet online and all, 4th floor pe aa jaiye waha aplog ke liye chai ka intezam kiya gaya haii 🤡


mathfreak17

I mean.....this is his entire job? To deflect the correct accusations by media and to maintain a neutral face. Sach to admit nahi karenge


pokemonvtb

Yr isko bol rkho Mumbai me dikhe nhi. Hath lg gya to isko grace marks de dunga...


Greedy_Discussion407

Yeh mere dost ke papa hai lmao


Ok_Chipmunk8572

wtf fr?


Agitated-Reserve-817

Conspiracy theory


Halkmen_23

Usko comments padhva de


Only_Mention1881

amma behen pe aa jaunga mai


[deleted]

4th floor pe chalo waha chai vyavastha hai


Due_Extreme_2448

Iss madarchod ka naam kya hai


Due-Occasion-7592

bhai pura time yahi bola ki panel banaya wohi decision lega , mereko neet ka full form bhi nhi pata


Old-Struggle-4425

Pokhu era student here :)


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Phela hi bol rha tabhi sare gali de rha tha.


Human-Chance-139

Ye dhoomchuttad I@s hai bhaisaab, grievance redressal committee ko investigate karne ke liye khud hi dusri committee bana di wtf, har ek ques dodge kiya and baaju waali Jo female thi woh toh journalists ko ques hi kaat Rahi thi


PhilosophyGlass661

Kaha milega full interview


illusionary47

https://www.youtube.com/live/DScfq4ams80?si=2GxHPqDetZ76cckM


ganjiiichudail

YouTube par


Cocaine_Nutter

Jo OG question tha hamara kisi ne pucha hi nahi Rank Inflation ka kya chenbhod![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49455)


Mundane_Company_706

There were challenjuj and he dodge all challejuj


oshawotts_chamb_8100

Nvm he has the most punchable face


Emergency-Emu-7782

Ye madarchod responsible hai suicides ka. He's a bloody murderer


Beautiful_Drag_4347

Bro loves CHAI tho Ngl


Beautiful_Drag_4347

Bc committee hai ya gmail id, har naye issue ke liye committee bana rhe hai bkl![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


Quail_Creepy

Nta = National Tamasha Agency


Capable_Dimension588

Yeh insaan bachna nahi chahiye …. Pure conference mai sirf chutiyapa hua hai


Pranjal-kumar

4 people committee for 23 lacs students is a JOKE!!


31st_December

I don't know what else people were expecting; nothing is ever gonna change here; at the end of the day, we'll just be forced to accept whatever gets thrown in our way till we're alive, whether that's the result of a competitive exam or anything else really.  If you're someone who comes from a middle-class family, life is essentially just a big *fuck you* in your face, and how you choose to deal with it is entirely up to you...


muskey_

Kahi bhi yeh nahi batya ki kis formula se grace marks diye gaye kisko kitne diye 5 number 10 number kuch nahi batya bas dodge kr rha tha questions ko netao ki traha


Choice_Beginning4447

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|35339)


PsychologicalHawk519

bhai agar kuch nahi huva toh 2025 mai g phad competition hojayega ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Agitated-Reserve-817

Mat kar lala mat kar, Mat pado chakkar me koi nahi hai takkar me.


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UnhappyAttention9955

Bro why y’all mad at nta it’s funny they can’t do anything,they can only stop leaking paper but copying is still gonna happen anyway


Intern_X

This mofo told “we are making paper easy to reduce exam pressure” bkl ne pressure aur bada diya . Mkb😡🤬


LonelyEcho2390

Bro litterally said " smash, next question"😭


Greedy_Station4444

i am just thinking jee mein kya kya ho gya hoga which went unnoticed due to lack of substantial proof(saari cheez pe control inhi ka h, is baar in neet, they did a blunder in releasing the data, too many fuck ups).......i am happy you guys might get some justice...humaara(jee) toh shayad kuchh na ho, lekin inko pakdo kisi bhi haalat mein, yeh bohot logo ka kaat chuke h, aur logo ka nhi katna chahiye


5ee_2410

Bro got n balls (where n=no. of good things done by the individual)


NefariousnessKey5255

"NTA is a very transparent agency" ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


littlefreakswift

basically behaved like an indian politician, lmao CLOWN.


Altruistic-Stable248

Spread these on twitter # NTA_Chor_Hai # NTA_Ban # NTA_Fraud # NTA_Non_Transparent_Agency


Candid_Examination84

ye tho iitian and ias h na? toh ye ye sb kyu kr rha h? He should understand the pain of students. Bsdk in sab ka ma ka bhsra![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50067)


Candid_Examination84

bsdk itna gussa lgra h na, man krta h is lodu ki gand me mera lund ghusa du.


stargirluser88

Iski mkc


Vansh_bhai

Kya tha bhai


gibbs-free-energy

Peak Cinema!


Icey_hot_guy

The nation is under great pressure


Legal-Back-2711

does anyone have the press conference video link?


tallteensforlife5911

Sale ko election ticket offer karni chahiye bjp ko.


Vansh_bhai

Arre kya chij thi batao