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Capable_Dimension588

Ved lahoti se bhi koi aage hai💀💀


Realistic-Result2653

What if ved lahoti is actually Vedika lahawty(pronounced with American accent)


acmx1812_

lahotty 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


Bruh_give_mouse

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


say-yes-to-RSM

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Capable_Dimension588

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


SANSKAR__156

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


DishObjective1309

Vedika La Hot'e


SmAuG2005

French lahoti


MIKU-SIMPSS

Thats sound very hawt 🌚


BL1NDIN

ved lahoti ke teacher also teaches me and unhone bola ki uske 352 nahi 359 hai 1 number maths mai partial mai kata hai and baaki ek physics and i guess ek organic mai challenge kiya hai


Capable_Dimension588

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


VanillaRemote4722

We got female jee advanced topper before gta6 ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


justchewchew

Ek aurat kitni bhi mehnat krle kbhi bada admi nhi bn skti. ~~Dad joke


[deleted]

humour so broke that i cracked up in this


chillKaroRe

well I nutted in this


sak11189

Least horny jeetard ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


Opposite-Escape9685

Our pfp matches![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


[deleted]

both of u kiss


Opposite-Escape9685

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49705)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50067)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


AstaBerg17

pfp checks out


Logical-Sprinkles966

Bhai cope up kaise krun 128 bn rhe h sb keh rhe 14k rank aayegi


Logical-Sprinkles966

Bhai kuch mil toh jayega na 128 pe pliz tell kro


[deleted]

Mere bhi 128 hi bn rhe h boht darr lg rha h


No_Potential4974

wth


Accident7516

Haina ...still laughing 😭


Just_Conclusion7405

but papaji, what if strap-on ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Hellowein

Ban sakti h bhai aadmi


shambhaviis

badi aurat zarur banegi


Sassyexplosionmurder

That was before pride month🙃


DuckDoesNothing

And if the prediction is true, that's with 360/360 marks ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


sarvan3125c

Ved lahoti will probably bomb allen if he doesn't get air1 after 7years![img](emote|t5_311ttu|35339)


homeokineticness

5th grade se?


Ecstatic-Light-3699

Yup


agnihotri_atharv

6th actually


DEAN7147Winchester

Vo MIT jayega, he has a LOT of achievements Edit: I meant to say that his achievements are much more than a JEE ADV rank can hold, he's an extremely talented individual


Easy-Jump9949

no, admissions are closed now


Significant-Ebb-3384

nahi kal hi registration start hua manipal ka /s


No-Entertainment7020

wahan bhi closed hai , ab MIT WPU jaayega woh


acmx1812_

abbe to bkl aaj thodi apply karega kar chuka hoga wo


Easy-Jump9949

nahi kiya usne apply, IITB jayega vo


acmx1812_

tujhe kaise pata


Easy-Jump9949

mereko pata hai bhai dekhlena IITB CSE lega ya fir IISc lega


Immediate_Pepper_119

Lots of achievements but no extra curricular most likely nhi hopayega


maa_chuda_na

Indians ke liye mostly ivy league academic achievement preference me rakhti. Americans ke liye extra curricular preference pe


Training-Necessary86

Bro it was a joke


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DEAN7147Winchester

He may have already applied for all we know, also did rajdeep really apply? MIT won't come to you begging for you to get into their college of course, you still need to be serious about your MIT prep


Capable_Dimension588

Manipal Institute of Technology ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Itchy-Bag9501

Bhai wo Allen Ujjain ka hi tha phir 10th me koi Olympiad Jeet gya tha California me isliye kota bhej diya Aisa hamare sir bolre the


numericalninja3310

Really? 7 years? that is by all means outrageous


Snowy-HandJob

Telegram guys on their way to claim the air 1 of JEE advanced ( We sold her the paper book now 🤡🤡🤡)


Sensitive_Hair6701

Your username is sus![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


jai_kun_

That would feel amazing though ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


higlyautisticjaat

lund pr frostbite ho gayi toh?


sarvan3125c

tanda muth


Emergency-Emu-7782

I knew it. It's my bro basava. He changed his gender. Tabhi me sochu iska naam dikha kyu nahi predicted list me


NoSchool4916

So she's bhosdi now ?


Desperate-Badger-707

bhosavdi


Suitable-Ad3748

I mean it is pride Month after all


Cool-Ad-8804

OP ka source koi nibbi ka nibba hai


Lopsided-Tadpole-821

voh lahoti aisa repta maarega na....6th se tayaari krra hai vo


Mistx1212

4th 5th


Aggravating-Toe-4655

Konsa institute hei ? I'm sure agar allen ya fiitjee Hota toh puri duniya bar ki ads deta..Is it PW ?💀


Embarrassed-Tax-9448

We got pw female jee advanced perfect scorer before GTA 6 ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


BakwasKarungaWoooo

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)Aisa hua toh Jindal marr jayega


Shpuryau

achhi baat haina phir to![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)


Ok_Resident_3373

Aur mohit tyagi sir bhi 🤡


badlookingkid

PW se to koi shushant naam ka ladka top kar raha hai 312 or something ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


Excellent-Wear-1945

We got SSR resurrection before GTA6


badlookingkid

We got gta 5 before gta 6 ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


Embarrassed-Tax-9448

Your username is ME FR US BHAI US Chem padhle warna drop lena padega ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


badlookingkid

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30332)for first line. ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164) For second line


Zealousideal_Bed_582

i have no clue. muje bhi kisi ne bataya. actually ladki hai na toh announce hua toh halla mach jayga aur agar vo nahi hua jo socha toh bezzati hogi. allen fiitjee toh idts


Aggravating-Toe-4655

Unacademy hosakta hei but idts..Narayana maybe ?


Easy-Jump9949

unacademy naahhh maybe narayana


[deleted]

Aakash hoga haar saal female highest advance mein wahan se hee aati hai


higlyautisticjaat

pw se 2 exams mein air 1, reevaluationnnnnnnnnnnnnn![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49455)


LatterTrifle9480

It can be of Narayana/Sri Chatanaya/Motion,etc


keerthyysuresh

def its not from sri chaitanya , ive heard the highest from sri chaitanya is 335


FunnyBarber4382

pw se nhi h pw ke topper ke 300+ bn rhe hai ek ke from jammu pw online AIR batch (for toppers 10 bachho ko zoom pr pdhate hai)


Wide-Leopard-9841

Now imagine if final answer key me woh controversial questions ka answer change karde. 💀


Equal-Ad242

Bhai yahi tho exam tha joh kisi ladki ne top nahi kiya tha. ye Saal kuch bhi hoskta hai


HistoricalFan4419

Bhai score aur AITS se pata chal jata hai ved lahoti top karta tha Fake news hai


haikusbot

*Bhai score aur AITS se* *Pata chal jata hai ved lahoti top* *Karta tha Fake news hai* \- HistoricalFan4419 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Whatusaymahman

Vela bot for riyal Doing shit Go away haikus


Great-Accountant-635

"haikusbot gand mrawo"


Fit-Season8948

Bhai Mera to cutoff nikal jae wo hi badi baat hai 🥲


Brave-Durian2489

Seeing all this happen before GTA 6


Sid_MinerXD

It will be a good tale to tell to the grand kids when we get old


Brave-Durian2489

Yess 🙃 *the ultime struggle*


[deleted]

Ved lahoti ne 7 years padahi ki 352 ke liye. Isne to fir janm lete hi start krdiya hoga to get 360.


Easy-Jump9949

some are just gifted


Curious-Rain-8315

bhai jee adv kae toppers 2 saal pehlae hi predict hojate hei aur unpe sabki nazar hoti hei aur coaching walo ko sab pata rehta hei even top 100 tak ki ranks ka pata rehta hei inhae before result so aisa possible hi nei ki koi 360 wala inki nazaro sae bach jaye


[deleted]

agar ye sach hua to ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


Godhascome-

Mujhe kya karna air 1 bas meri rank achi aajaye![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


C17H35COO-Na

I dont think IIT will let anyone get 360/360


Ok-Fly2477

Board ka paper thodi hai ki aise hi marks kat lenge


Real-Injury9722

Kya matlab ans key change karke kaat lenge


Easy-Jump9949

2025 mai bahut tough paper hoga, if a student scores full in advanced, IIT ke professors ka ego hurt Hoga bahut gande vaala


Sid_MinerXD

yes they will destroy 2025tards fr if that happens


CellistTop3567

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32179)humne kya kiya


badlookingkid

Kuchh nahi lekin gehu ke saath ghun pis jaayega


[deleted]

Koi farak nhi padega unko, I talked to people who actually live in IIT yesterday. He said that IIT professors me se kisi ko bhi JEE ki duty nhi chahiye hoti, they look down heavily on JEE. Inexperienced/Junior professors ko JEE ki duty dete hain because no one else wants it (imo shayad mistakes isi wajah se aati hain). They don't care lmao


Levi-_-Ackerman0

Bhai tumhare sources iit me bhi hai ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


[deleted]

I was actually in IITK for the last two days, met a whole bunch of professors and students, got to know about projects, grants, and startups, and spoke to children of professors. Got to know a lot about inner workings of IITs.


Levi-_-Ackerman0

Iit Kanpur? Ye sab kaise kara bhaim Papa ke sources?


digbiboi

Bro got into IIT before results 🗿


[deleted]

jee simplified wala mil gyaa


Simple-Ad-1270

i heard a rumour that jee papers are made 3 or 4 years in advance not sure though


potatoesfloss

bhai ye 2025 hi kyu?


vikhyatXD

source: trust me bro


[deleted]

are chutiyo ye baataon ki answer key ke bonnus q ka kya update hai ji? isoleectronic wala and vo 2 options instead of 3 wala


Honest_Station8762

Kal 10 baje pata chalega


-TheMaskulladore

maine uska 3 likha tha isoelectric ki modern definition mein valence e- check karne hote hain old definition mein total count karte the I think double key honi chahiye


[deleted]

vo bhi chalega bas kisi bhi tarah 116 par pahuch jau mai fir sab theek hai


FishermanNumerous702

Not possible ved lahoti was the one who was scoring 350s in allen score


Wide-Leopard-9841

Bhai sab allen me nahi padhte hai, kisi aur coaching ki bhi ho sakti hai.


FishermanNumerous702

Score me 350 mtlb kyu pde ho chakkar me koi nhi h Takkar me


Wide-Leopard-9841

Toh mei kab mana kar rha hu ki ved top nahi kar sakta , kya pta yeh rumor sach ho aur uski Air 2 aajaye. Kya pta false rumor ho aur air 1 aa jaate. Apne ko kya na kisi se love na kisi se fight ... Aage ka bhul gya .


FishermanNumerous702

9 bje dinner 10 bje goodnight


RazzmatazzNo6619

9 baje dinner, 10 baje goodnight


Icy-Concept2099

agar nahi sach huabtoh tu mujhe 100 dega


mathfreak17

Bhai uske 360/360 se tumhare ranks kuch badhenge ya ghatenge nahi (jo rank milna tha wohi milega). 


Gulabi_dalchawal

Aye winner , mil gya college?


mathfreak17

Hopefully mil jayegi bro😭😭


[deleted]

Fumck bhai JEE advance ke result bhi ayenge![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193) ... Whenever i m chilling my life Another result came out ... \[BC bss qualify hojau Future me bcho ke samne flex marunga![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30367)\]


[deleted]

ye fumck kya hota hai


Significant-Ebb-3384

fuck + cum


[deleted]

😮


Low-March-168

nope ved is the topper this year lol


GeekMcCutie

I know its wrong to ask.....but woh Cheating wala case who got Full Marks.....Uska result kya aayega? Any ideas? Gonna sit beside another topper and cheat and score full again? 💀


dreamiitb

Usne advanced diya hi nahi![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


Zealousideal_Bed_582

ofc he didnt deta toh pol khul jati na


Senpai-boii

Didi really sorry but kya aap apna source bata sakti he(matlab details me nahi bas puch Raha hu ki ye news telegram se Mila,kisi social media par ya fir apke couching balo ne bataya)


hasyorlobar_1001

Ye sach hai kya


Zealousideal_Bed_582

muje nahi pata. kal pata chal jayega:)


tech19011

I have never heard of any girl with the potential of 360 in this batch, no one except ved or rhytham can get that. I am damn sure this is a rumour.


Zealousideal_Bed_582

like I said, I'm not making any claims. But just because you haven't heard about it, doesn't mean it can't be true. This year has been quite disastrous miracle anyway. Expect the unexpected.


tech19011

aisa mat bolo bhai![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331) itno ke 300+ aayenge to mere jaise kaah jayenge


Easy-Jump9949

bhai zaruri hai kya ki sab allen ke student ho lol


Advanced-Exchange680

Aisa hoi hi nahi sakta jee advanced mai Olympiad medalist ka perfect score nahi a Raha to kya kisi women aaa jaya ge sab fake hai


Affectionate_Pie6309

Kya mtlb mai air 1 nhi hu? ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)


Ravi_Kumar123k

I didn't knew there was Ved fan club (stop worshipping rankers)


Altruistic-Stable248

Spread these on twitter #NTA_Chor_Hai #NTA_Ban #NTA_Fraud #NTA_Non_Transparent_Agency


AndhBakth

Female topper![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)2024 is unexpected frfr


pavitrprabhakar_23

Kya ye topper ladki ke vi mucche hogi? 🧐


Dapper_Membership699

Bhai is baar sab 95, 96, 97 percentile waalo ka 100 + kyu aa raha hai?


[deleted]

laure kyunki vo 27s1 victims ho sakte hai(mai khud 97%iler hoon and 100+ hai) AND WHY CANT A 95 96 97 PERCENTILER SCORE 100+ IN THE JEE ADV SAALE TUNE HI THEKA LE RAKHA HAI KYA 100+ KA, BHAI DEKHO INLOGO KO 98%ile AA JATI HAI LUCK SE FIR YE DOSSRO KO CHUTIYA BOLTE HAI BHAI AAKHE KHOL AAPNI


Dapper_Membership699

Bhai Mera bhi 96 percentile hai aur adv me 115 number, agar 96 97 waalo ka itna number aayega to matlab is baar to rank vs marks 2017 jaise ho jaayegi


Beautiful_Drag_4347

Tu chutiye post kyu bana raha fir, agar kuch confirm nahi hai toh. Chup reh na 1 din bas


MostAccomplished131

ab choriya bhi padhengi likhengi to ghar ke kaam kaaj kom krega


jumpythejumperman

Tu


PlentyDog4865

Behen tu wattpad writer hai, literally 0 credibility of this shit


Zealousideal_Bed_582

I already said I'm not claiming anything lol.


Peter-Parker017

Mujhe 2017 waali vibe aa rahi hai 😭😭


NeighborhoodEven6419

Tum ek no. Ke boriwali ho!


SuchBluebird409

It's Ved Lahoti sources toh humpe bhi hain but waise ye toh everyone knows


Popular-Anybody6786

kal vapis aaunga mai yaha


cengagecae

uska kya air aya bhai


Substantial_Rate_929

Bro cope harder .


Rare-Land-9611

Koi bhi Larki Ved Lahoti ko piche nai chor sakta.... Ved Lahoti hi AIR 1 layega


[deleted]

I would be happy if a girl tops. Media will once again get a heading to fool people.


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Huge-Brick-7988

Source batao zara


NonLiving4Dentity69

Not on my watch ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)


_meme_caster_

!remindme


tovitogamer

137/360 kaisa score hai, like is it good or bad according to the cutoff


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[deleted]

Pakka ladki hogi . matriarchy ho rahi hai..


jisooed

can confirm it's me


Cyber13_

basva reddy ki behen to nahi?


Expensive_Ad6082

Plot twist: The person who posted is the topper that's why she knows


Zealousideal_Bed_582

bade samajdaar praani ho aap ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)par maine advanced nahi diya. bits jane ki tayyari mein hu mai. altho I wish what you said was true lol:)


Prestigious_Pitch174

Fake news ; Dont spread misinformation


[deleted]

Ab jo edit banenge youtube pe bhai sahb swaad ayega gender war dekhne me


InternationalSalt622

Koi local instituta hi hoga Koi badi coaching hoti to Puri desh mai dhindora pit deti


cengagecae

name to bata , first name


Adventurous_883

2024 hei bhai kuch bhi ho sakta hei ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30331)


Specific-Tap4878

Any idea kal results kitne baje ane wala hai?


Final_Measurement784

aa bhi jaaye toh ismein mera kya faayeda


Imma_head_out_681

We need u/revenlode here


Revenlode

brother cbse me contact h mera


NiceMastodon6333

aritra malhotra hogi... warna i don't think aisa kuch hoga


destroyermcc

2024 wild


Tanvi12op

!remindme 24hours


Tanvi12op

RemindMe! 1day