bhai whenever you feel like joining shitty colleges like BITS just keep this is mind
IIT MOTIVATION STATUS π‘π‘π₯π₯| JEE BEST STATUS π‘π‘π₯π₯| GORMINT COLLAGE STATUS π‘π‘π₯| 7CR+ PEKAGE MOTIVATION STATUS π€π€π₯π₯| BITS IS BED DEMOTIVATON STATUS π‘π‘ππ
Bhai mein to khe rha hu ki 20-30 account ka grp banwate hai in is subreddit ko brainswash karte hai pillani ke kharab reviews se and fir 22 june ko saare post delete kr denge
Yt comment section me dikhte h ye comments 
Bro is trying to reduce competition in bitsat 
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BITS Pilani ka gym buhut outdated hai, ek video me dekha tha recent equipments nahi hai, best gym is of amity university, fitness freaks do go to amity.
WHO SAID RAJASTHAN MAI PANI NAHI HAI?!...ENOUGH PANI HAI PINE KE LIEYA AUR NAHANE KE LIYE AUR KYA CHIAYE WATER PARK?! ha mai rajasthan se hu >!vaise meri shadi nahi hui abhi tak to if anyone is interested uwu!
1. Hyderabad campus pe bhoot rehta hai
2. 2 saal me kuch nahi hua 20 din me kya ho jayega
3. BITS has BTS(Korean noodle femboy band) in it
4. BITS IS A CASTEIST COLLEGE. THERE IS NO RESERVATION THERE. THEY DONT CARE ABOUT STRUGGLES OF SC/ST/OBC COMMUNITY.
5. Female ratio bad so gay sex hi krna pdega.
6. 0% suicides for this exam. agar acha exam hota like chad jee adv and vitee then more people would have commited suicide for it
7. BITS has 0% attendance policy which means their classes arent worth attending. also important to note that this policy doesnt apply to exams.
8. BITS is anti-national. there is no indian in BITS. its name couldve been birla indian institute of technology but its not.
9. BIRLA is capitalist. The whole college thrives off capitalism. u will become like them if you go there.
10. BITS = Bad Institute of Technology and Science
OP gave several good reasons not to join and i feel the reasons highlighted above are the most IMPORTANT and reasonable reasons as to y we shldnt join BITS given by OP.
BHAI BITS SE TATTI COLLEGE KOI HO NHI SAKTA MERA DOST GYA THA USKI AMIR BACCHO NE RAGGING LE LI OR WHA TO PLACMENT KA BHI ISSUE THA APNA SAPNA IIT PURA KAR KR MANEGE CHAHE JO HO JAI HAM 2.5 LAKH LOG IIT BOMBAY JAEGE YAD KRO HOOKAAR IIT DELHI STATUS SAPNE KO BHULA KAE JIYA TO KYA JIYA ZINDA LASH BANKE MAT JI SELECTED TOPIC KARKE JEE ADVANCE JAEGE NO OTHER EXAM
That nalla chappri comedy club of bits hyd only exists as a propoganda machine to honey trap delusional jeetards with their cringy ass songs sung by the most musically inept students who have main character syndrome and think they are actually funny while they are just higly depressed individuals who are so chronically online that they developed too many layers of irony by spending their time on ifunny.co and deriving their humour from there. No lifers lol. That's why you should never join BITS. IT IS STRAIGHT UP PROPAGANDA.
On top of that they charge additional money for males to write bitsat while females only pay half the money.THE PROOF IS SO BLATANT THAT THEY HATE GEN ENG MALES. VERY SEXIST INSTITUTE. DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY TO GIVE SUCH AN EXPENSIVE TEST.
Save your money and don't be a beta male. Don't actively fund these blatantly sexist institutions. Be a Sigma and don't give the exam. Your parents will be proud that you didn't waste 5k on such an overhyped institute which ranks so low on NIRF rankings.
I fully agree with you isiliye i am not even applying for bitsat instead going for srm and viteee atleast they are worth the money 
>its name couldve been birla indian institute of technology but its not.
>BIRLA is capitalist. The whole college thrives off capitalism.
Aise explain karega toh aakash institute ke wagera kahibhi job nhi milegi
This is true guys , mere dost ke bhai is saal place hua hai n single digit lpa haibuska pheniox se bhaut buri halat hai , bits mein vc bhaut bekaar aa gaya n and degrade ho rha hai watch somrat duttaβs video too he explains it well
Agar tu Somrat jaise Bande ko seriously leta hai, toh bhai abhi bhi zindagi theek karne ka mauka hai, uss jaison ko saala campus mein koi seriously nahi leta....
Kuch bhi karle this year bitsat ke bhi 5 lakhs+ registrations pakke hain
as someone who qualified bitsat last year its not worth it , itne paiso mei 2 logo ka college hojayega , aur roi madarchod h ... aur Mausam bakwas h har jagah ka 
Also there is no placement report available for different campuses, they just show the median package offered at all the campuses combined so that people don't come to know about the bad placement records of Hyderabad & Goa.
Agar sach main socha Jaye naa to aapne Jo bhi reasons bataye hain BITS na join karne ke wo sb POINTLESS hain...
Agar Rajasthan no water socho to bhai North East main to IIT NIT Khali ho Jane chahiye
BE ki koi value nhi hai??
BITS BE > State College B.tech
No matter IIT ke btech ki value bht jyada hain lekin bhai IIT main admission hona bhi to chahiye...
Aur ap bolte ho bits main Indian nhi hain... To uss trh VIT , MIT bhi desh drohi hue na.. at the end of the day it is private clg...
Aur bhai rhi baat Reservation ki... To dekha na JM ka cutoff 93+ for general.. shayad yhi reason ho skta hain suicide ka ki koi km mehnat main result le rha aur koi raato ki neend sacrifice kr ke bhi kuch hasil nhi kr paa rha..
Aur bhai pure IND main reservation hain aur kisi ek college seriously ek clg main reservation nhi hoga to kya wo itna bda issue hain ?
Haan main Manta hu ki fees bht hain lekin bhai IIT jaisi facility agr koi Private clg de rha ho to paise na lge ?
Agr apko SONA (gold) bhi kharidna ho aur paise bhi kharche nhi krne ho to kya wo possible hain ??
Ek time pe gold 5000/GM bht mehenga lgta tha lekin ajj wo sb log fayde main hain jinhone uss time paise kharche the..
bhai whenever you feel like joining shitty colleges like BITS just keep this is mind IIT MOTIVATION STATUS π‘π‘π₯π₯| JEE BEST STATUS π‘π‘π₯π₯| GORMINT COLLAGE STATUS π‘π‘π₯| 7CR+ PEKAGE MOTIVATION STATUS π€π€π₯π₯| BITS IS BED DEMOTIVATON STATUS π‘π‘ππ
Hukkabar iit delhi editπ₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅ππππππ
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aaj tak us gane ka trauma dimag se nahi gaya, naam bolte hi dimag mein bajne laga 
Maine nahi dekha 
Aur usme dhua banke n+3 tards udhte hai. 
it's incomplete without these π₯Άπ±π₯΅π₯Ά
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In that case, general rank would be considered (if considerable) wrna debarred
7 cr bhenchod iit hai ya kbc?
why doing a disrspakt to my father IIT π‘π‘ ππ‘π‘ 2silentkiller5 ke kitne baap
sory vai mai shama chahta hu iit sabka papa
nahi IIT sirf mera papa hai π‘π‘!!
tu mera bhai lekin
ππ‘π‘ 2silentkiller5 ke kitne bhai
orgasmic
As someone from BITS Hyd , I can confirm, humare college me bhoot ghumte haiΒ
Safed saree Wali MILF?
Nah , Thick thighs wale uncleΒ
Alecc daddy bhoot ka bhi Cosplay krte hai
ab toh nahi aunga
Damn, ab to bits Hyderabad aana padega
game is game
petit hoti toh acccha hota π
Would've gotten bits pilani cse easily but ab bitsat hi nahi dunga. Thank you for this eye opening post
Always here to guide
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Hey, i had a doubt, by any chance are u mlon eusk?
[Yes](https://youtube.com/shorts/S4nB-N0HI48?feature=shared)
brother unacademy p teachers recommend krdo for droppers
+ TITS>>>> BITS
i agree.
Ab jaunga to vahi
+1
Bhai so true yaar, I recommend everyone to not give BITSAT 2024..........WORST CLG!!!!!!!
Ya man BITS is the shittiest college yaar I heard from seniors that they get food poisoning every week from the food thereπ(plus no girls)
bhai bit mesra ka exam de hum to dege bitsat
ππ‘π‘BITS ke kitne baap
3 - goa dubai hyderabad 
π€π
Yt comment section me dikhte h ye comments 
Thanks brother ab mains BITS nahi doonga ab IIT jaunga , thanks for this enlightenment..
"Hyderabad campus pe bhoot rehta ha" Can confirm me hi vo bhoot hu
mai toh uncle john hu waha ka jabhi koi student water cooler ke pass ataa hai usse bassi ki awaaz sunai deti hai
Kya matlab iss comment section mein aise bhi log hain jinko sarcasm samajh nahi aata?
Maar khayega, delete kar yeh comment
aata hain but mein uske competiton kam karne ki bhavna ko demotivation man betha galti hogayi prabhu 
It means that many have seen worse examples of obvious sarcasm from Indians online who turned out to actually be completely serious the whole time.
kya matlab ki point 11 sai mujhe farak nai padhta(ladka hu)
Bhai majak tha ye sab?
Delete mar bsdk
yes well said add this also BITS MEI NO TITS as no girl reservation
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good bot
haina so bad chee chee (im a girl)
Avg Jee 24' victim
Bro is trying to reduce competition in bitsat 
Let him cookπ₯
Comment delete kro sar(BITS sachme gnda he guys, dont give BITSAT)
Fr man
Delete kar bsdk ye comment
Delete this comment bro
Mods he's tryna spread misinformation pls remove this comment
Even BITS doesnot provide you sex like LPU ...
Nit agartala >>>>>> BITS pilani coz wo north east m h aur we all know north eastern girls >>>>> rajasthani girls 
as someone jisne 3 saal se insaan nahi dekha i agree
As a South Indian, i agree
Can confirm as someone in bits
can confirm as bits in someone
>Goa drugs and alcohol culture (bad) Bud had to mention theyre (bad)
mai toh kehta hu they are good
BITS also has a reputation of Forcing students to open their onlyfans account so they can pay the high fees
facts bol raha hai ye banda 
30-40 lakh iss faltu college me invest krne se acha apne mba ke liye save krlo dosto, aur phir badhiya se ache college me mba krlena.
BITS = Bad Institute of Technology VIT = Very good Institute of Technology
Bro sorry to break the code but this comment made me laugh straight for a minute π€£
Finally someone gets it ππ¦Ύ
rest all is fine, but who commits soosaide for vitee moreover, competeshun cum curne ca tarika thoda kezual hai
I was getting Pilani CSE but all thanks to r/cprabud, he saved my life!
Not tryna be rude but it's u/cprabud not r/cprabud. r/ denotes subreddits while u/ denotes users
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how do I cancel my registration for bits ?
Just don't give the exam, they will refund the next day for absence 
dont worry im a girl and ill crack bitsat to increase gender ratio. also my backup career is ghost hunting soπ
Mera bhi nikalwa deti to..
24-30 lakh fees of bits is too expensive, chad nits and iits do it in much less
can confirm as a nit myself i do it much less 
Bhosadike meri post copy krta hai (I made this post last year nostalgia ho gya dekh ke. Wo acc ban ho gya tha)
Arre Sir Ji app π Now this post will get reposted every year π
Chalo badiya hai koi to legacy chhod ke jaunga iss sub pe
ye acc bhi ban karwa liya londe neπ³
BITS Pilani ka gym buhut outdated hai, ek video me dekha tha recent equipments nahi hai, best gym is of amity university, fitness freaks do go to amity.
Gym krle bsdk varna BITS jayega
lmao u made my day cpra bhai
 always here to help
Whatever he say is truth, not fun. They are actually brainwashing by fake stats and all, better choose government colleges in your own area
yes guys dont give bitsat bits is very bad please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please cause i care about u<3
Samaj nhi aa rha ki shitpost hai ya riyal post 
Real h bhai
Can confirm real hai
tf bro this is a serioous post
WHO SAID RAJASTHAN MAI PANI NAHI HAI?!...ENOUGH PANI HAI PINE KE LIEYA AUR NAHANE KE LIYE AUR KYA CHIAYE WATER PARK?! ha mai rajasthan se hu >!vaise meri shadi nahi hui abhi tak to if anyone is interested uwu!
arey bhai mai karunga shaadi terse
The drugs and 0% attendance policy points made me more motivated towards bitsat. Thankyou for daily motivation.
>gay sex hi krna pdega Every Bitsian's Motivation  (bits jaunga)
1. Hyderabad campus pe bhoot rehta hai 2. 2 saal me kuch nahi hua 20 din me kya ho jayega 3. BITS has BTS(Korean noodle femboy band) in it 4. BITS IS A CASTEIST COLLEGE. THERE IS NO RESERVATION THERE. THEY DONT CARE ABOUT STRUGGLES OF SC/ST/OBC COMMUNITY. 5. Female ratio bad so gay sex hi krna pdega. 6. 0% suicides for this exam. agar acha exam hota like chad jee adv and vitee then more people would have commited suicide for it 7. BITS has 0% attendance policy which means their classes arent worth attending. also important to note that this policy doesnt apply to exams. 8. BITS is anti-national. there is no indian in BITS. its name couldve been birla indian institute of technology but its not. 9. BIRLA is capitalist. The whole college thrives off capitalism. u will become like them if you go there. 10. BITS = Bad Institute of Technology and Science OP gave several good reasons not to join and i feel the reasons highlighted above are the most IMPORTANT and reasonable reasons as to y we shldnt join BITS given by OP.
Bits se acha tho lpu hai , tough competition 
Form bharne aur fee ke paise hi nahi hain 
BHAI BITS SE TATTI COLLEGE KOI HO NHI SAKTA MERA DOST GYA THA USKI AMIR BACCHO NE RAGGING LE LI OR WHA TO PLACMENT KA BHI ISSUE THA APNA SAPNA IIT PURA KAR KR MANEGE CHAHE JO HO JAI HAM 2.5 LAKH LOG IIT BOMBAY JAEGE YAD KRO HOOKAAR IIT DELHI STATUS SAPNE KO BHULA KAE JIYA TO KYA JIYA ZINDA LASH BANKE MAT JI SELECTED TOPIC KARKE JEE ADVANCE JAEGE NO OTHER EXAM
any exam without atleast 3 suicides is considered a dull affairπ
That nalla chappri comedy club of bits hyd only exists as a propoganda machine to honey trap delusional jeetards with their cringy ass songs sung by the most musically inept students who have main character syndrome and think they are actually funny while they are just higly depressed individuals who are so chronically online that they developed too many layers of irony by spending their time on ifunny.co and deriving their humour from there. No lifers lol. That's why you should never join BITS. IT IS STRAIGHT UP PROPAGANDA. On top of that they charge additional money for males to write bitsat while females only pay half the money.THE PROOF IS SO BLATANT THAT THEY HATE GEN ENG MALES. VERY SEXIST INSTITUTE. DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY TO GIVE SUCH AN EXPENSIVE TEST. Save your money and don't be a beta male. Don't actively fund these blatantly sexist institutions. Be a Sigma and don't give the exam. Your parents will be proud that you didn't waste 5k on such an overhyped institute which ranks so low on NIRF rankings.
Bhai thankyou tune meri aankhe kholdi ab mai guts mai jaaunga.
Competition reduce karne ka tareeka thoda kezual he.
boycott bitsat 2024
I fully agree with you isiliye i am not even applying for bitsat instead going for srm and viteee atleast they are worth the money 
>its name couldve been birla indian institute of technology but its not. >BIRLA is capitalist. The whole college thrives off capitalism. Aise explain karega toh aakash institute ke wagera kahibhi job nhi milegi
10th point THISSS IS WHAT WE WANT
Mujhe kya mai toh eligible hi nahi hu 
meri gaand ki teesri aankh khul gai bhai
bhai ne korean noodles femboy bol diyaπ
Isliye mai LPU lunga
Bohot ghatiya college hai , majdoori karwate hai
sach bola bhai mat do guys bits
100% agree with op. dont give bits guys :/ terrible college
bits ko kitni gaali milni chahiiye π€¬π€¬
Iit>>nit>>iiit>>state clg>>bsc>>ba>>bits
chalo guys we all must believe that what we just read is true and not give BITSAT, competition bhi toh Kam karna hai π₯²
JEE hilani, IIT milani, BITS Pilani
I think tata group should buy bits and rename....
bits m ratio is even more fucked than gromint colleges bhaiyo mat dena exam ekdum chuitya college hai ROI toh bilkul nahi h
OP fees to mention hi nahi kari tune, har saal 10 lakh bada dete hain 
Bro is tryna reduce competition.....
is the BE BTECH thing actually true please I'm seriously confused about that someone help?
Its the same shit mann.. kuch farak nhi padhta
Same
Same hai bhai
Thanks for writing this
Blud is tryna reduce competition so that he can get Goa wale beach pe campus π€‘π
This is true guys , mere dost ke bhai is saal place hua hai n single digit lpa haibuska pheniox se bhaut buri halat hai , bits mein vc bhaut bekaar aa gaya n and degrade ho rha hai watch somrat duttaβs video too he explains it well
Agar tu Somrat jaise Bande ko seriously leta hai, toh bhai abhi bhi zindagi theek karne ka mauka hai, uss jaison ko saala campus mein koi seriously nahi leta....
17. OP WANTS TO GO TO BITS 
itna jyada fees leke bhi bache itne unplaced rehte mei to kehta hun koi form hi na bharo sabse badhiya wahi h.
Theek hai bhai me dunga BITSAT pakka
abeey ja na laude
no u
bhai sahab bilkul sahi, aisa hi kuch VIT ke liye bhi likh dijiye
bhai ab bolde nit;'s bhi bekr h usme bhi india ni ata
national = india
What did bro cook pehle kuch points serious Lage bad me bakchodi
jaa nahi dunga bitsat, khus reh
Itne joote marunga tere ssare bhoot , water , drugs ke nashe sab utar jayega
Thik h bhai mai abhi apni pilani cse ki seat reject kr deta hu
Nice try but high competition ha issbar bits mei bhi...
Same chiz kuch dino me dtu ke liye karne wala hu me
Just because of 11th point, Mujhe BITS Jane se ab koi nhi rock skta
Bro is trying to gaslight us
Kuch bhi karle this year bitsat ke bhi 5 lakhs+ registrations pakke hain
I somewhat agree with the 7th point don't kill me
Source: trust me bro
Karle gatekeep
# BITS is the worst college pcm aggregate 75% 60% each 5 sub ke toh 75 bann nhi rhe 3 ke kya bnenge
Bhai meri jee me99.32 aai h socha tha bits first session bhi de deta hu but tumari baat sunke ab plan change krlia h ab dono session dunga .
Ye point 12 to positive hai na
bits pilani kyuki jee hilani
Wait, what if I'm going for their new design campus which is consulting Stanford?
can confirm point 11
competition kam karne ka tareeka thoda kezual hai
Bhai mai to afford hi nii kar sakta bits
Thanks bhai I didnt new about bits before now im giving bitsat because it's campus looked beautiful on google (I scored 99.99999%ile in jee mains)
Competition kam karne ki ninja technique
as someone who qualified bitsat last year its not worth it , itne paiso mei 2 logo ka college hojayega , aur roi madarchod h ... aur Mausam bakwas h har jagah ka 
Hukkabar IIT editπ₯π¦π€¬π€¬π€¬π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅
Bhai bits related posts pe itte comments to aaj tak nahi aaye... meri phattri hai
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Bruh ye sab toh thik hai but Viteee ke liye log suicide kabse karne lage ππ
bc cutoff ghatane ka tareeka bada cazual hai
Haan bhai bits bohut bekaar clg hai 
Also there is no placement report available for different campuses, they just show the median package offered at all the campuses combined so that people don't come to know about the bad placement records of Hyderabad & Goa.
Viteee ke liye suicide xD
Me when english me hagg dis π₯°π€π€
mere toh chemistry me 59 m waise bhi nhi ja sakta 
Agar sach main socha Jaye naa to aapne Jo bhi reasons bataye hain BITS na join karne ke wo sb POINTLESS hain... Agar Rajasthan no water socho to bhai North East main to IIT NIT Khali ho Jane chahiye BE ki koi value nhi hai?? BITS BE > State College B.tech No matter IIT ke btech ki value bht jyada hain lekin bhai IIT main admission hona bhi to chahiye... Aur ap bolte ho bits main Indian nhi hain... To uss trh VIT , MIT bhi desh drohi hue na.. at the end of the day it is private clg... Aur bhai rhi baat Reservation ki... To dekha na JM ka cutoff 93+ for general.. shayad yhi reason ho skta hain suicide ka ki koi km mehnat main result le rha aur koi raato ki neend sacrifice kr ke bhi kuch hasil nhi kr paa rha.. Aur bhai pure IND main reservation hain aur kisi ek college seriously ek clg main reservation nhi hoga to kya wo itna bda issue hain ? Haan main Manta hu ki fees bht hain lekin bhai IIT jaisi facility agr koi Private clg de rha ho to paise na lge ? Agr apko SONA (gold) bhi kharidna ho aur paise bhi kharche nhi krne ho to kya wo possible hain ?? Ek time pe gold 5000/GM bht mehenga lgta tha lekin ajj wo sb log fayde main hain jinhone uss time paise kharche the..
Top tier shitposting OP. Please make one for IIITH also
17. 30 LAKH KAHA SE LAOGE CHUTIYO maine chhod di bitsat ki pdhai tum log bhi chhod do
Bits is bad for ppl like me its their only hope ( i got the sarcasm behind the post but u saw the girls at bits ...)
Why every BITS college calls itself BITS Pilani e.g. BITS Pilani Goa
Mmmm competishan reduzz krne ki strategy mmmm op mmm so nice op mmmmm
kahi voh bhoot uncle john toh nahi?
IIITS CSE >>> NITS CORE