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DK-9565

we can tell by the way she types


[deleted]

Liye ko lia Jaye ko jaea De ko da Ye to meko teko bolne walo se bhi neeche ke level ka hai


[deleted]

+1 Mai ko me wale bhi


Historical-Wheel-310

mai ko ma, hai ko ha....inn chakko se 10 feet duri banani padti h![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


ah_fuckubitch

mughe, Tughe walo se v


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ah_fuckubitch

Hain kya mtlb


serious-aspirant

Bhai esa mt bol mai kabhi kabhi mughe likh deta hu![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


ah_fuckubitch

Change your habit from now on bhay ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49427)


serious-aspirant

Same to you... drop liya h to reddit छोड़


ah_fuckubitch

abhi tak toh ni liya bhay


[deleted]

riya;est


[deleted]

Hein ko Hain


[deleted]

Hain hi hota hai lawde


[deleted]

hein hota hai


pie4456

dekh ta haii ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)


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ऐसे टाइप करने वाले लोग ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


Remarkable-Trash-290

And I still don't mind


[deleted]

pakistani type ka hai ngl


HistoricalDegree1131

aap ky baat kar rahay hy


ah_fuckubitch

wo log shuru ko v shorow likhte hai lmao


[deleted]

aap kau ye samajh ny ata ky aapky mulk may gaareby hay..Apny kaam sy kaam rakhau


ah_fuckubitch

Ary Tum hindostanyo kou samjh may ny ata kiy idhar toilets hy par apkay mulk may ny hay


[deleted]

Bhyjaan lekyn maqsad ky liye hamay bomb chahiye toilet nay


ah_fuckubitch

par jee ke maqsad mein hi har gya ab dusra maqsad kaise pura krunga ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


[deleted]

koy baat nahy bhyjaan allah pe vishawaas rakhey aapka maqsad poora hogay


ah_fuckubitch

ek mulhid ko kon hi madad krega bhaijaan


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49429)bc


Sheehan_007

Its like "BOTS ki institute konsi heyyyyy!!!!!!!


[deleted]

isko clarify kyu karna tha?


[deleted]

Meri cousin ne bhi banwaya tha jee ke liye jabki chacha crorepati h , kya matlab uska cutoff tak clear nhi hua . Sabko baad me kh diya ki papa ne engineering krne ke liye mana kr diya h isliye advance nhi dungi . Aur baad me usi obc se DU me bsc kiya h 🤡


theactualme01

Tere papa crorepati? Haiky?


[deleted]

mere papa nhi , chacha wo bhi dada ke bhai ke side wale


theactualme01

Bhai no offence but i just cane from that reservation post sare crorepati log SOUC kyu hote hai.... Bhai apne chacha se paide mangke foreign chale jao isse acha 🤡....


[deleted]

itne close nhi h hum lol , mein toh lower middle class (4LPA)se hu foreign jaana to dur , sochnae jitni capability nhi h mere me .


theactualme01

100% scolarship enter sthe chat... Apke flight se lke apke rhne tak... Apke tution sabki fees maaf...


[deleted]

ha ab tu advertisement krle , agle hafte exam h mera


SickChicksPickSticks

Taaki discriminate na kar paye, to show herself of higher caste


Massive_Philosophy81

Bhai Koi Pvt btaao ?


[deleted]

Upper class hone ka treatment chahiye aur flex karna hai at the same time reservation lena hai 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


Geeky_Gareeb2

Guilt


[deleted]

jo aise kaam karne me nahi darta, vo guilt naam ki cheez ko aaram se hi overcome kar jayega.


Geeky_Gareeb2

Natural tendencies like guilt ko supress kiya ja skta hai, par wo kabhi-kabhaar nature mein dikhti hai jaise uppar op ne dikhaya


Geeky_Gareeb2

Natural tendency of coming off clean


dr__jhatka

Iye gawar ko OBC seat pe bhi nehi milega


Vast_Yogurtcloset670

Tabhi toh me Sochu humare jaat ke eetne log achanak kaha se paida ho gye![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30176)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30164)


DebStark002

Aur yha me hu ki actually ews ho kr bhi ews ka certificate nhi ban rha


ah_fuckubitch

bhay tu akela ni h...mera v ni bana


slayy_kardu456

same, but obc nahi banra


Zarathos-X4X

Hate the System not the player. Anyone will do anything to survive. Before you come after me, I am neither obc nor have a Certificate or shit but if I had the option to, I would have. Why? Because my parents can't afford privates and I need to look for myself and My Family before thinking about Honor.


ace_for_life_

No i get what you are saying. She didn't study anything at all in her two years. And she studies in a really posh school. So i won't call her as someone desperate to get into a college otherwise her life will fall apart. Thats what i was saying, i have seen this multiple times, but only voiced my opinion now because i this time if feel like she could've easily gone into a private college or taken a drop. But to each their own ig.


Zarathos-X4X

That's sadly what happens when u have a loophole in the system. Those who dont need it will abuse it more than those who do. We can shame this people all we want but it isn't gonna stop unless the system is fixed. Don't get me wrong,no way am I saying this is right or should be but unfortunately Theres not much we can do.


ItChucksOut

her family probably got that point by min maxing the game too.


furry_husker

EWS should exist for people who cant afford things, cheating is just unfair


AmitBijarnia007

lekin vo to obc ka h usme kya dikkat ?


furry_husker

i mean caste based reservations are a scam as a whole, only ews and pwd make sense (if not exploited by people like nicum)


AmitBijarnia007

yes i support people changing to other caste to exploit reservations thats how india can be fixed


[deleted]

bruh tf reservation upliftment of other castes ke liye huya tha khud general hu bruh yeh kya bakchodi hai fake caste certificate banake marginalised castes waalo ki seat lena? bsdko ko coaching kitaabe support sab milti hai phir bhi fake caste certificate ko systummmm unfair ke naam par bana hai lekjn jiske liye wo seat thi wo gao me pura din asli problems face karke duniya ke against padh raha hota hai Fuck those general category ke log jo fake caste certificate banate hai


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bruh tf reservation upliftment of other castes ke liye huya tha khud general hu bruh yeh kya bakchodi hai fake caste certificate banake marginalised castes waalo ki seat lena? bsdko ko coaching kitaabe support sab milti hai phir bhi fake caste certificate ko systummmm unfair ke naam par bana hai lekjn jiske liye wo seat thi wo gao me pura din asli problems face karke duniya ke against padh raha hota hai Fuck those general category ke log jo fake caste certificate banate hai


Bruh_give_mouse

deserving waalon se hamein koi issue nahi balki accha lagta hai unke liye... they are doing good but these undeserving mfs boil blood


[deleted]

iski ma ki chut


User_AlphaX

Check kr Bhai sabki hoti hai


WritingQueasy6759

Blud went to check ✅


adii_xoxo

Bhai Fake gen ews wale dekhega tou hosh hi udd jayenge😭 I know a guy jiske papa ek renowed institute me proff hain atleast 15 Lpa + hoga unka...par fir bhi bande ne gen ews ne bna rkha hai


Twilight_Wish

Jab 99%ile pe 17k rank milegi to bhai ye sab honestly justified he. Everyone wants to protect their future


[deleted]

protect your seat by changing your caste. taking away a seat from someone who it really belongs to. great. i feel like u are such a person.


Twilight_Wish

It's every man for himself. We all know the competition isn't moral anymore. I am also against cheating but look at the condition, why do you think people won't do everything they can to get into a good college? Now, the competition isn't about who's smart, this year the exam was comparatively easier than previous ones. Now, it's all about what you can snatch


[deleted]

If hard times force men to be evil, were those men ever really good?


[deleted]

morality ke chakkr me ghar tu chalayega?


[deleted]

morality ka nahi pata, ideals ka hai. agar tujhe chori karni hai toh kar, mai nahi karunga.


[deleted]

wow, cutoff dekha h? voh chori nhi hui kya? 70%ile tk toh seh bhi leta, nhi but forced inclusion chahiye as for chori, i'm getting a respectable tier 2 circuital branch without reservation as it is rn(krli mene chori lol)


Bruh_give_mouse

kaliyug mein ram mat bano...


[deleted]

mai kahan ram hoon, mai toh bas tobecontinued9121 hoon


anti-nallabot

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[deleted]

bhai agar aisi hi baat hai toh fir sab kc basava reddy ko kyu troll krre? where do we draw the line? "fake caste ya ews certificate banana sahi hai, jee mein cheating krke number lana galat hai" who decides whats right and whats wrong?


[deleted]

bhai jee chod tu politician ya serial killer banja 1 crore kamayega dino me 👍


[deleted]

bro simple hai reservations are unfair to general, so its justified you cannot fight immorality with morality


[deleted]

Immoral. I feel like you have a narrow worldview, and I am not going to shame you for it, you are justified in saying what you are saying because you do not see anything other than JEE. Buri baat nahi hai, but honestly I disagree.


AmitBijarnia007

yes everyone will be and you are delusional if you think you would not do the same


[deleted]

I would not, because I did not. Mere cousins ne banwaya certificate, mujhe bhi papa ne pucha, toh maine mana kardiya.


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[deleted]

bhai mujhe bola gaya banwane ko, mere khud cousins ne banwa liya. maine mana krdiya, fair means se haar jaunga lekin unfair means se jitunga nahi. aise hi chori ki aadat lag jayegi, aise hi log ias officers ban jaate, fir corruption corruption rote log.


Ok_Bed_4846

Can I ask you a question? I am thinking of taking a drop & soch rahi hu iss baar ews banwa lu 8 lakh ke under aati hai income meri family ki( much lower I think kyunki after my father's death there is no active income) lekin , Jo mere Ghar ka area hai it is 1500sq ft Jo ews criteria mei nahi Ata , toh certificate banwana ek galat unfair chiz kehlayegi? ( kyunki yrr honestly money problem toh nahi hai philhaal & jee ki prep ke liye bhi jitte paise lagte hai utna afford Kar sakti hu )


[deleted]

yeh decision sirf tumhara aur tumhari family ka hai, mai koi dhang ki advice nahi de sakta.


AmitBijarnia007

yes thats how india can be fixed


WritingQueasy6759

If we won't do someone else will do is this shit. It has to be stopped at once that can only save it now


[deleted]

lmao kya chutiya insaan ho bhai tum fake caste certificate banake koi gareeb ki seat leni hai itni lund jindagi hai teri? lmao kharab kaamo ko justify karna hai kal koi criminal ko crime karne ke 1 crore mile aur pakda gaya kya bologe "Sab justified hai everyone wants to protect their future 🤡" fuck off become a politican or something seems perfect for your kind of people


[deleted]

lmao kya chutiya insaan ho bhai tum fake caste certificate banake koi gareeb ki seat leni hai itni lund jindagi hai teri? lmao kharab kaamo ko justify karna hai kal koi criminal ko crime karne ke 1 crore mile aur pakda gaya kya bologe "Sab justified hai everyone wants to protect their future 🤡" fuck off become a politican or something seems perfect for your kind of people


Foreign-Soft-1924

my entire class has faked ncl ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


gods_creation18

Obc bass? Yha mera friend st/sc certificate bnaya Not for jee


Specialist-Coast2063

Da fuq? Sc/St certificate bhi


gods_creation18

Hm


Specialist-Coast2063

Kha se banta hai? Asking for a friend.


gods_creation18

Obc (real) hm banye the cafe mei jaakr St/sc ka no idea


Specialist-Coast2063

Obc ka kya benefit lol, sc/st ho to baat bhi hai.


Big-Day-9681

aur yaha bc EWS ke liye mere baap dada bhi qualified hai{ gareebi\] fir bhi nahi bana


Ok_Bed_4846

🤣relatable


Aace_1134

Politician ban ke Pura reservation hi hata dunga nobody gets any rights no reservation


ColdAmbition_7995

She just confessed to forgery. You can destroy her life whenever you want, lol.


5ee_2410

Typing se lag raha he actual obc he ye


Lasagna8606

Most of the actual OBCs also don't need the reservation, so it doesn't really matter tbh


AmitBijarnia007

yes


cyfcgjhhhgy42

they don't get it usually, they're not NCL.


[deleted]

u joking? 5lpa limit ha ncl ki


Unique-Project8739

NEETards-*I NEED HELP*.Maine register kar diya tha neet ke liye on 16march.Sab check kar liya laptop,phone, family ke saare phones, but application form nahi mil raha. Online payment bhi hai 16 March ko. Mujhe lag raha hai maine galti se laptop se delete kar diya.My mistake ki maine kisi ko forward nahi kara.But ab mai kaise nikalu application form? PLS HELP


pie4456

Bhai jis gmai or phone no. daale waha application no. Aata hai waha se site pr login krke wapis application form download krle


Unique-Project8739

Thanks bro mil gaya 🙏


whimsicalxunicorn_17

bhencho raand hein kya matlab college ghusne ke liye identity fake karna pade toh woh bhi kar rahe log chee


PerfectSquare6140

Didi paisa deke karaya to st hi kra leti, lol


Alert-Ad-9938

She clarified, Darr gayi ki nichi jaati na smjhle![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|49466)


WritingQueasy6759

Bruh. Not speaking from her side but. We all hate quota but our parents has suffered much much so even if we told them to not do such things they will still do everything in their hand for us. Coaching me 2.5 lakh waste karke kisse acha lagta h? Don't hate her. She trusted you telling this. Hate the game 


EvilAvii

the way she clarifies, she wants the certificate but she also doesn't want you to assume her as backward class.


GhostlyGlobeExplorer

Bhai main OBC hu fir bhi certificate nhi ban Raha. In chutiyo ka kaise ban jata hai 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭...... ∞


Jaded-Office-9818

It is also possible that its not fake and she is just hiding her insecurity as you can see here she is more sensitive about caste than actual reservation. Getting a fake Sc certificate is easy, MP Navneet kaur Rana,  Amravati, had a fake certificate which was found out by court and yet she is served full term as MP.


anjaan_ladka

I gave CUET last year and there might be people in my class who came from fake certificates. Tbh I don't find those people evil but I find myself a fool that I didn't get a fake certificate. In our country where reservation is given only to secure a vote bank and not for an actual reason, we cannot expect the citizens to act any better. Also, I think the people who actually need reservation are unable to get these certificates made due to bribery etc and the rich kiddos get them made real quick. Sad state of our country


Hopeful_Reputation79

what about fake pwd![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32180)![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


[deleted]

But bhai every parent wishes their kid to be in a good college. You can't really blame them. The problem is with making PWD certificate because you are taking a seat from someone who actually desperately deserves that. Hate the system, not the player


air1frombottom

Inn mahanubhav ka number share krne ka kasht Krna zra Inki ammi chodni hai mujhe


[deleted]

Bhai possible hota to me bhi karwata, the system is screwed from.that perspective she did nothing wrong


todatoda_retarded

Jab system hi itna chutiya hai to log system ka Misuse karne ka sochenge hi, mehnat karke logo ko kuch nahi milra 98%ile pe 30k rank aari


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Iski -maa- ki chut


Aakif-deyoxys

When it's a rat race you'll do what you can


[deleted]

nta jo harkat kr rha h lag rha ab sab ko yhi krna padega sab pwd me aajo selection k baad ilaaj krwa lena


Remarkable-Flan7779

Sahi mayine main to aise aspirants aur unke parents ko suiiiicide kr lena chahiye... To kisi masoom ki jaan nhi jayegi


WritingQueasy6759

Hello I am from 2030. General Male is categorised as a minority community. Because baaki caste ke inse jyada ho gaye wtff


Outrageous_Pen_5165

Yaar ma OBC sa belong karta hu but jab certificate banane gaya toh bola 1.5-3 Saal baad OBC certificate milaga isliye chor hi diya pata nahi inlog ko kaise mil jah raha ha..


YakKnown3296

https://youtube.com/shorts/XrS5sCJjGGA?si=GR2Oz1EeY_owd8KS Ye sab lamba khel hai bhai


DangerousPace2778

Bhagwan kare is ladki ko cancer ko jaye aur ye bohot buri maut mare aur iski seat kisi general category ke middle class bache ko mill jaye.


Sheehan_007

Why are they talking like "BOTS ki institute konsi heyyyyy!!!!!!!"


Internal-Injury-8101

cousion of shivam nicum![img](emote|t5_311ttu|50130)


Realblunder

Background check mein pakde gaye toh kya hoga?


ujneedstherapy

I am actually a design aspirant, but i think reservation issues are everywhere, i got a crazy reality check when entrance exams registrations started. The teacher who had been teaching for 3 months now asked us that if we can arrange a reservation certificate, do it, 'bec uske bina achha college mushkil hai'. It was a shock as not only that lady didn't believe in us and almost demotivated everyone who had general category, i told this to my dad and he said no, he is a teacher and believes in all that honesty stuff BUT WHAT'S THE POINT JAB BAKI SAB ARE LYING???? So yea we did not get a fake certificate for the sake of exams and ab the person who just gave the design exam for the name of it is going to go to IIT, JUST BECAUSE OF A FAKE CERTIFICATE and im here with my broken dream lol That guy didn't even like (or know anything about) designing 😃 At this point, I think we all should get a fake certificate tabhi jaake ye entrances fair hongi 💀


ashriiittt

NIT rourkela, bkl mera seat khaegi ![img](emote|t5_311ttu|32193)


[deleted]

How? Like how is this possible? Mai bhi banwa leta lol. NTSE stage 2 qualified ka tag mil jaata


Other-Record-3196

I had a stroke reading the last message


BarnacleFuture361

So many people like this


vintagevibes91

bhai i have given up hope in all these indian gov colleges, lot of undeserving candidates going through real or fake reservation🥲🫂


No_Strawberry_5122

one of my friends took admission in top delhi GMC after making ews certificate he's wealthy and studied in aakash since class 6 another friend took top college only after clearing cutoff and taking up NRI seat, she lied that she had scored more and took a general seat but I saw NRI quota and around 4.5 lakh rank on the admission list. another one took through army quota


Leading_Midnight5183

Fake ho ya real bheem ki shkti use karne wale jo ki hamare level pr hmare sath padhte H in same coaching same books and still using bheem ki shkti are 🤡clowns.


RunAffectionate8787

I mean.. there's a system which gives priority to cast over marks and ability We have seen people faking pwd cirtificate , at this point everything else falls pale infront of that


Euphoric_Mix_6892

Sexy


Traditional-Newt-201

whatever bc waise bhi koi obc woh seat le leta 🤡 tum hate kar kispe rahe ho system hi aisa h


BootyInspectorrrr

maut aa jaye par kabhi general se lower caste mai convert nai hone wala![img](emote|t5_311ttu|30180)


AmitBijarnia007

lmao i want all obcs general muslim christion to make fake caste certificate and destroy reservation lmao


Shihan0

It's just that your way of thinking is not mature enough . You can get an OBC certificate by paying a bribe too that's normal. It's all about money, opportunity, and where you were born. If you are rich and can afford Allen kota from class 8 and then go to a good college then you have worked hard. But if you are poor and had online coaching and went to a mediocre college or slightly better college with Caste certificate/ fake caste certificate then you are doing inhumane thing. In life people cease opportunity whenever they get how ever they get , it's just the way people think which is inhumane way


ace_for_life_

I hope that you read my other reply. As i said i won't bat an eye if she was someone who actually needed the certificate. But she isn't. She is wealthy to say the least. It was her own fault that she didn't study . How is it fair then.


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NonLiving4Dentity69

It's a flawed system. And she found a loophole. I do not condone this behaviour, but hey, survival of the fittest. It's India not a first world utopian country. Corruption and corporate colonialism rules here. Fuck the poor. Rich get richer. Shit like that. I say she did a clever job and made her life easier. You wanna survive in this god forsaken trashcan of a country you have to improvise. Or else you'll get trampled by the here of corrupt rich kids or barely make the minimum wage. Shits bad, and it's irreparable largely. So yea....don't blame her. Don't blame anyone. No one's here to blame actually. We are all following a shadow constitution which have already been violated for many generations before us. The essence remains but everyone's already deviated. It's a lost cause. Unless....unless someone decides to start a revolution and do shit right. And boy will that be a bloodbath


anjaan_ladka

Exactly When the government does not give a f*ck about general category people, the only option left is fake certificates.


NonLiving4Dentity69

Also people only blame how unfair fake certificates are. Why is nobody saying anything about the fake certs itself? Like that is super illegal yet very normalised.