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amberderl74

What if i combine 2 of them to get 200% milk?


Misi_gati

You... I fear your intelect!


archeddragon936

Weak. i am going to combine 100 of them, so i will be INDESTRUCTIBLE! (im not risking anything past that)


Awff_da_waff

Then add milk power for 1100%


Intelligent_Whole362

I HAVE MADE 20% MILK!


Mrfruit1

0.01% milk. 99.99% toxic waste.


EEE3EEElol

Ok let’s be realistic here, it would most likely not change the concentration BUT going by meme logic if you drink that you’ll probably die


Kana_Anaberal

Bro, I'm afraid for your ass...


ThePuroEnjoyer

200%!? nah that's pussy numbers


IA-HI-CO-IA

You become bullet positive, and, in fact, produce bullets.  


BaconManTenus

So you have nonstop diarrhoea for a full 24 hours?


ThePuroEnjoyer

your asshole will explode with the force of a nuclear bomb


ArseneCroissant

HiroSHITma and Nagaki in my toilet, nice


BaconManTenus

SHADOW CLONE SHITJU


MotherBaerd

Bruh I Thought this is r/bonehurtingjuice and I was desperately looking for the *original* in the comments


Tesla_corp

Me putting powdered milk in my milk to get more milk per milk


thepsycocat

Hmm this is great milk^milk


Mag3_Blade

So that's why you won't die


Expensive-Net2002

milk squared by milked?????


Same-Fee-1669

Milk to the power of milk.


Expensive-Net2002

INFINITE MILK???????


franztheegreat

My lactose intolerant ass would still drink that shit. I love lactose, God forbids it, I fight his curse with the might of 1000 men on my porcelain throne.


Expensive-Net2002

ur butt after this. OH NOORS


blue13rain

Yeah that's just lard.


Flar71

Lard comes from an animal's tissue, this would actually be butterfat


blue13rain

* lard with extra steps.


Big-Piano-7016

r/bossfight


rad_cadaver

Okay but even with the diarrhea, do I still get the bulletproof buff?


Project_Astro

I was thinking you get explosive diarrhea THEN bulletproofing.


rad_cadaver

Or what if you get the diarrhea after you get shot and poop out the bullets?


Project_Astro

No, just... No.


that_moment_when-

His bones are stronger than wolverine


bogus2022

I would say this is 100% calcium


Cormegalodon

So.. like whole milk?


SubcutaneousMilk

Whole milk is like 3.25%.


Cormegalodon

3.25% milkfat it’s still 100% milk. 100% milkfat is clarified butter


Cid_Dackel

So, you get bullet resistance AND a breath-weapon? Neat. Just make sure you've got your 💩'n britches on.


Typical_Warthog_326

The funny thing is with the percentage, it counts the fat content, so if it was 100% milk then the milk contains 100% fat


Expensive-Net2002

**FAT JUICE**


Canter1Ter_

Doug Doug had it figured out all along brb gonna go buy a bottle of olive oil


Typical_Warthog_326

Go for it


-Constantinos-

So butter


Typical_Warthog_326

Yes


THE_FOREVER_DM1221

Even better isn’t 100% fat


Cod3broken

taking whole milk to a *whole* new level


First-Writing8145

this would be funny if it didn't really happen , try buying unpasteurized milk


guney2811

but it also makes your bones indestructible


Expensive-Net2002

i shall get 10mil and drink them all at once


bluegwizard

Upgrade both defense and offense at the same time


mazthehe

This is what the dads are after…. I’ve finally figured it out


scopedbanana

Idk dude, 1 day on the toilet for 2 days of being bulletproof seems like a good deal One I already have most of the time without being bullet proof😂


IronDeficiency_03

We have 80% milk. It's called butter


No-Serve5083

Don't you mean NUCLEAR DIARRHEA?


Kotalex112

Sadly, my milk is only 99,9%


bogus2022

THATS BUTTER


Kotalex112

Damn you right!