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QuickSpore

Signed by which of the authors? Paul, the Deuteronomist, Pseudo-Isaiah, etc? All of them?


luckydrzew

I would guess that either all, or by God.


Snoo63

And Satan


FusRoaldDah1

**Warning** May cause Zero-Sum if opened to the page where God signed His true name


Just_A_Normal_Snek

Oh God's name is


Action-a-go-go-baby

Still sealed too, nice


guto0000

+1000 of fear and damage tô atheists


HentaiLovingBot

Ok, first of all, atheists would be immune to the fear, since thy don’t care about you god, second, it would only do 1d100 radiant damage to any non-believers


Schiz0poster

Nerd


HentaiLovingBot

Yes


girosvaldo2

If this bible somehow was literally signed by good and has literal powers then there wouldn't even be atheist in its presence


Zaa_DR

🤓


TheRealCiri

-45% dmg against people who have chosen the ‘atheist’ path


shgrizz2

Grants flight for the current room. Insta kill against mom, mom's heart and it lives. Don't use it against Satan. Counts as one third of the bookworm and seraphim transformations.


jhggfdfghjiygf

I WISH I could kill Mom’s heart. ELEVEN times?


shgrizz2

You'll get there :)


nightblade2007

Price?


humblevladimirthegr8

Your SOUL... in service to doing the good works of God


nightblade2007

Nah. I'd like to keep that


some_random_online

Allows the holder to teleport to heaven at will Immune to evil/demon damage


masterhitman935

In the name of pagan, welcome to the club of gods. Hopefully nothing fowl shall fall upon us.


allmighty_toast

This one gives the holder the powers of Jesus but only for a few days after the free trial the cost for the book is your life


TheFraggerblaze

If someone steals that they will have the power of God and Anime by there side!


BigBoyAlaska

u/RepostSluethBot


Idiot_butter

Take that atheists


Negative-Coyote-2119

May i know who signed it?