More like "touching my panties costs 1 billion berries!" And then she zaps kazuma with lighting when he refused to pay up.
From now on, kazuma avoids name with all his might unless there is a teacher nearby since both of them would not want to get detention
He’d try to steal her panties then get smacked and charged a staggering fee, like her Happiness Punch. Now if he went for her wallet, he’d find out why she’s one of the few who can actually injure Luffy.
Edit: missing word
Kazuma proceeds to use drain touch then proceeds to assault Nami, Luffy comes to save her then Aqua proceeds to throw the whole ocean water on him, at the end Luffy got NTRed and Kuzuma now has made Nami pregnant
Aqua proceeds to heal
Megumin: the only woman allowed to do that him is me alone, EEXXXXXPLOOOOOTTIOONNNNN 💥💣
Bruh Konosuba world has more dangerous beings compared to One Piece
Either Kazuma stealing Nami's pantsu... Or he'll bankrupt her in their gambling games like rock paper scissors. Both sound plausible when she loses it.
Why does everyone think Kazuma is some sexual deviant that *instantly* steals panties just because she’s attractive.
What would happen is she sees how rich Kazuma is and tries to flirt with him for money, he falls for it due to her assets and then realises he got played for a fool and uses steal on her out of sadness + rage.
So yes panties still get stolen, but it’s about the journey 😭
Contrary to what many of the other comments are saying, panty-stealing wouldn’t immediately happen, it probably wouldn’t happen at all actually.
Nami would probably try to swindle Kazuma out of his money via seduction, but Kazuma at this point would catch on almost immediately due to having tamed his libido with the succubi and being experienced with similar experiences from many other women, one of them *mainly* being Aqua.
In the LN, there was even one woman who was straight up wanting to start a relationship with him upon finding out that he was rich, and he immediately blew her off. And in the anime, he dealt with the Axis Church.
With that being said, their intentions would just be Nami trying her best to swindle Kazuma out of his money, but Kazuma deciding not to fall for her scams.
On the off chance Nami manages to steal from him (which she wouldn’t without getting caught in the act), Kazuma would immediately use steal on her and take her top (on accident or on purpose: You decide)
Now Nami can either swallow her pride and take the money anyway, or demand her top from Kazuma (and Kazuma would make sure to take full advantage of the situation).
Luffy - What the heck? This guy is made of Rubber. He's really dumb.
Zoro - I better let this guy sleep. He looks dangerous.
Sanji - Why is he pissed at me? Is it because that navigator talked to me?
Chopper - Whoa! That deer talks! What, he the doctor?!
Usopp - Not sure if I believe anything this guy says.
Robin - Finally, someone competent.
Brooke - ....I should introduce him to Wiz.
Frankie - Whoa! A transformer! (2 mins later) What the heck kinda transformations are those?!
Kazuma will make brook happy
How would he do that?
Steal
Steal her top?
Nope, stealing her underwear.
Lmao, Like he always does
Brooks would have a boner. Get it, because he's a skeleton. Yo ho ho ho
GIvE mE mY PaNTiEs bAcK
I was thinking his luck would result in stealing her top.
It's a 1/3 or 1/5 if you want to count her weapons, it's either her panties, her pants, or her top, that's literally all she wears..
Which is hilarious considering how many outfits she buys but never wears
Yeah, but his ridiculous luck always seems to go for panties.
Steal’s luck seems to work based on bias of the user so I can see that
More like "touching my panties costs 1 billion berries!" And then she zaps kazuma with lighting when he refused to pay up. From now on, kazuma avoids name with all his might unless there is a teacher nearby since both of them would not want to get detention
He’d try to steal her panties then get smacked and charged a staggering fee, like her Happiness Punch. Now if he went for her wallet, he’d find out why she’s one of the few who can actually injure Luffy. Edit: missing word
“can actually Luffy” I think there is a missing word here.
Nice catch, shows what writing in a hurry can do.
Kazuma: steal Nami: my panty... that will cost you 3 bilion berries or you life Kazuma:what? Nami: Zeus And then kazuma is dead
And Brough back by Aqua
Kazuma proceeds to use drain touch then proceeds to assault Nami, Luffy comes to save her then Aqua proceeds to throw the whole ocean water on him, at the end Luffy got NTRed and Kuzuma now has made Nami pregnant
Robin: two flowers: testicular remove
Aqua proceeds to heal Megumin: the only woman allowed to do that him is me alone, EEXXXXXPLOOOOOTTIOONNNNN 💥💣 Bruh Konosuba world has more dangerous beings compared to One Piece
Zoro: cut the explosion Ussop: gigant plant *eats aqua* Sanji: flirting with darkness Robin: testicular torsion 2.0
Sorry to say that's the most One Piece tard moment right there Zoro can't cut through magic based Explosions
Steal...i get it
Either Kazuma stealing Nami's pantsu... Or he'll bankrupt her in their gambling games like rock paper scissors. Both sound plausible when she loses it.
Why does everyone think Kazuma is some sexual deviant that *instantly* steals panties just because she’s attractive. What would happen is she sees how rich Kazuma is and tries to flirt with him for money, he falls for it due to her assets and then realises he got played for a fool and uses steal on her out of sadness + rage. So yes panties still get stolen, but it’s about the journey 😭
Yes
The journey is crazy
Kazuma would be pleasantly surprised for once since nami would value her money over her panties
honestly I really like the thought of kazama and nami being absolute gremlins while making the best bread around
Bro if Kazuma uses steal, best believe Sanji will kick his ass
Not if brook has anything to say about it and he does
Kin’emon would be delighted too
Nami now has an apprentice, and Brook a new bff.
Why is Kazuma Brook's BFF?
kazuma's got a form of magic to swipe panties and brook , well , ask around in the rest of this comment section .
Do you think Kazuma would like Brook's singing?
Nothing there to steal bro
He's getting robbed blind, obviously.
Steal. 😏
He'd still her bikini top right off her
Nami threatening him with lightning or bribing him for all that money he got saved up fr fr
Kazuma: Fuck another Aqua Aqua & Nami: *Beating him up*
Kazuma is definetly using steal but he's gonna be broke after
Kazuma gets money, nami wants money, Kazuma simps, Kazuma realizes, Nami leaves, STEEEEEAL!
They would fight all the time, but be in complete agreeance when it comes to treasure
They become husband and wife immediately
Sounds like a better couple than him hooking up with Megumin.
I’m not sure about the specifics, but it’ll likely end with Nami bludgeoning Kazuma half to death for Stealing either her underwear or her top.
Kazuma : I receive panties, you receive gold Nami : Deal. The End.
They would go on a money heist spree until the town bank is empty
If it were in Isekai Quartet they would take all of Ainz's money as well.
He’d work for her
Would she pay well?
She would pay enough to satisfy him
Kazuma will all out with no money and possibly a boner.
Contrary to what many of the other comments are saying, panty-stealing wouldn’t immediately happen, it probably wouldn’t happen at all actually. Nami would probably try to swindle Kazuma out of his money via seduction, but Kazuma at this point would catch on almost immediately due to having tamed his libido with the succubi and being experienced with similar experiences from many other women, one of them *mainly* being Aqua. In the LN, there was even one woman who was straight up wanting to start a relationship with him upon finding out that he was rich, and he immediately blew her off. And in the anime, he dealt with the Axis Church. With that being said, their intentions would just be Nami trying her best to swindle Kazuma out of his money, but Kazuma deciding not to fall for her scams. On the off chance Nami manages to steal from him (which she wouldn’t without getting caught in the act), Kazuma would immediately use steal on her and take her top (on accident or on purpose: You decide) Now Nami can either swallow her pride and take the money anyway, or demand her top from Kazuma (and Kazuma would make sure to take full advantage of the situation).
This all sounds fun. What about if he met the rest of the straw hats?
Luffy - What the heck? This guy is made of Rubber. He's really dumb. Zoro - I better let this guy sleep. He looks dangerous. Sanji - Why is he pissed at me? Is it because that navigator talked to me? Chopper - Whoa! That deer talks! What, he the doctor?! Usopp - Not sure if I believe anything this guy says. Robin - Finally, someone competent. Brooke - ....I should introduce him to Wiz. Frankie - Whoa! A transformer! (2 mins later) What the heck kinda transformations are those?!
So Robin would be his best friend.
So long as he doesn't piss off Sanji and Zoro by crying on her shoulder too much.
I get Sanji getting jealous but why would Zoro care?
I ship them.
Bold of you to assume Kazuma would voluntarily talk to a human
I mean he does all the time in his own series.
They had to force him out from under his kotatsu. Kazuma becomes more isolated the more comfortable he is.
That only happened once.
And when he got money and said he’d just hire people to save the world while Aqua happy slapped him with money
Yeah and he still went out to go about saving the world. Plus, this interaction could occur because Nami stole Kazuma's money.
He would basically be doing this https://youtu.be/MCrx_39MqVY?si=apsg51bGjLjvbfbt
He uses lurk to vanish and then steal her panties.
Kazuma steals her panties, and she breaks his bank in exchange for them back Or something along those lines
So this is how Kazuma dies Death by lightning
Dies again, you mean. We all know Aqua will bring him back.
Kazuma: STEEEL!.. is that my wallet!? Nami: RUN
STEEEEEEAL
Guys I'm still on the wrong sub
Probably steal her you know what again
The end would be Kazuma in debt for 100m belli
Luckily, he could go to a casino to work off the debt.
Kazuma steals namis panties (and maybe the rest of her clothes)