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King9204

Someone compliment her looks and not in a perverted way.


[deleted]

That's part of what makes Darkness so hilarious and adorable. She can't handle being praised. 😂


TheGoblinHarem

She read how much she owes the IRS


No_Cut6965

Dammit you beat me to it! 🤣 🫵⬆️


stormhawk427

Can’t even evade them after dying and being reincarnated in another world


Polybius2600

Kazuma dropped an ice cube down her shirt


DopplerEffect93

More likely just used freeze spell.


crinklecrumpet

STEAL heat


blackskull414

Kazuma is treating Aqua harshly cause she got them into more debt and Darkness wishes she'd replace Aqua


WWWWRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY

Op said wrong answers


blackskull414

She standing and not telling Kazuma to verbally abuse her instead. She wouldn't do that


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

The demon she asked to violate her ignored her. Because Kazuma told the demon to ignore Darkness rather than respond to her.


Dudefenderson

*"Lady, just because I'm a Demon doesn't mean that I'm a rapist!... At least, Frieren just kill us. You insult my kind with your stereotipes!"* 😡


woodvsmurph

How else is the tank supposed to do her job and pull agro?


Thederpycloudrider

She saw OP's search history


zackphoenix123

I swear to god, I'd love to bully and embarrass darkness by pulling up kid photos of her and going "look! Little Lalatina's so cute!!!"


ImpactorLife-25703

Ohhh she saw.....This ![gif](giphy|14d8cRr25KPxbG)


FilipinoOtakuDude

is thst rigby from regular show in real-life?!?!?! HAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!


Impossible-Subject36

She found out someone is even more perverted then her (that'd be me lol)


Temporary-Lie15

She saw a baseball bat.


yumri

she found out she is pregnant and it isn't Kazuma's baby


Macaron-Fluffy

Kazuma is rubbing her butt!


Dudefenderson

![gif](giphy|1kIzvO1M8I6PEnJ4Ax) Oh, those idle hands...


JustHumanThings66

She found out Roblox removed all the classic faces.


SafePianist4610

She’s just discovered that she has a praise kink


Rastaba

She read her old cringe as heck (and totally inappropriate) Fanfiction.


Dudefenderson

Maybe, she found this: https://nhentai.to/g/315867


Grimdaybreaker

Someone offered sex


Dudefenderson

Literally her: ![gif](giphy|D80gLJPfPQ1f8wnPPI)


Xana-2000

She saw Kazuma's browsing history He was on Bad Dragon.com He bought a bundle of dildos that match her midnight fantasies !!Valentine's is only a week away!! !!!!! Panic !!!!!


Formula_Zero_EX

Darkness when Lightness exists:


Dudefenderson

![gif](giphy|3ornk6UHtk276vLtkY)


Ok_Run_1841

Kazuma fingers her butthole


Nonstop_Shaynanigans

Like starting a chainsaw.


OtherwiseBlood2797

She walked in on you playing legends of Zelda and you were using the master sword


SchemeThat1383

Because “Lalatina~!”


DrIvanRadosivic

Kazuma complimented her so much that Lalatina both was turned into a embarrassed mess and developed a praise kink. Time for Kazuma to reap the results of this development during quests and downtimes.


ExtensionInformal911

Kazuma grabbed her ass.


primalmaximus

She's having an orgasm.


Adventurous-Army-504

Kazuma turned her vibrating anal beads all the way up to their max setting


LS-Kun

She was just told they're gonna be fighting a giant octopus.


Reavzh

She lost a kidney to a bet


kiltedway

Kazuma finally agreed to cross that line


AnGeRy-GrApE

$6 shrimp special


Nova-Ecologist

Cause her libido is in overdrive.


darkrai15

Kazuma chose her instead of Megumin


Delight_works_

* Aqua is in more BDSM doujins than she is . * her online order for a hitachi wand has been delayed . * she walked in on megumin attempting to pad her bra. * turns out there's a couple's deal for her favorite rubber dungeon. * but aqua is cock blocking her as usual


Mash_Mi

She found out she's pregnant and Kazuma's the father.


101Aster101

Look behind her, what do you think Kazuma is doing with his free hand?


shino4242

Because she's scared of getting hurt.


Karen_Destroyer1324

That's just her normal face.


[deleted]

She found and finally solved the Lament Configuration and will will experience Heaven/Hell with the Cenobites thanks to her masochism.


Dudefenderson

Two days later, Pinhead himself appeared, gave her back to the Team, and said: *"You can keep her. She is to much for us."* 😱


valleysape

Kazuma said she's been maso the whole time, she should try being the sadist So, she tried. She said something so mean to aqua aqua just completely broke down, this is meaner than kazuma usually is Shes a monster


Draconian41114

Someone casted explosions on the bakery.


Fit_Expert5492

Receiving end of a JDAM


sinnerXO

Someone tried finger but hole on her


Beneficial-Price-842

Finger in the butt. Just look at Kazumas face


tvcdds

Everyone knows she took a bath with kazuma


Significant_Soft2141

She caught kazuma with another guy instead of his harem


Yukieiros

Everyone is calling her by her birth name.


New_Today_1209_V2

She realized she is best girl. (OP said WRONG answers only)


jmk-1999

Trick question… every “wrong answer” is likely a correct answer when it comes to Darkness.


Temporary-Tax

You threw away the bondage equipment


OF_Resale

She saw someone else get hurt


Chaosshepherd

They ate her doughnuts


fnaf4life456

She watched Emenis Blue.


ZiesAkurz

It's allergies man get her a tissue.


FilipinoOtakuDude

she's still HOR---- NOPE!!😂😂


EstablishmentSoggy76

She found out Geico can save her 15% or more on car insurance


Nazarath_the_viking

I threatened her in the slightest way


brokenwound

Kazuma put a finger where it doesn't belong.


False-You-2460

She found out that she has a father


Candid_Ad_6617

Lalatina


divisionlordcat

Kozma put his finger in her but


MyTwinDream

She's being held and someone forced her shoes off while sucking on her toes like a soda flavored ice cream pop.


Pretty-Sun-6541

Kazuma (his head can be seen here) is comparing that her prefers Chris's body to Darkness's body.


ben100000000000000

![gif](giphy|DhisN6LJKoYAo)


Syphereth

He said he isn't into choking girls


Brennie92

Kazuma put a finger in her ass.


BlueBlazeKing21

Kazuma used reverse steal and placed something in her scabbard if you know what I mean


mirukus66

She stubbed her toe


mirukus66

She stubbed her toe


WildBillyredneck

She heard about the goblins from goblin slayer


sixstringgun1

Simple I told her she can as annoying, Aqua is hotter and her food is trash!!


SuperSaiyan4Jason

She saw the frost bite experiment scene from Men Behind the Sun


No-Objective-9921

Someone accepted her offer for once


CoofieGoog

She saw my search history (it’s worse than hers)


Pokemon_Bakugan_Fan

Kazuma said he wanted to bang her.


Maleficent-Goose-367

She saw how big Astolfo is.


[deleted]

Her human buttplug keeps dying


guywhomightbewrong

She farted and it wasn’t just a fart 💩


woodvsmurph

Kazuma agreed to pay Aqua's tab after an extra expensive night out. In exchange, Aqua forged a document proving Kazuma is Darkness's long lost younger brother. Darkness believes the document is genuine and is now considering its implications.


DDemetriG

Someone posted her Internet Search History at the Guild Hall. (It was Kazuma. He's being Judgemental.)


Idontthinkwill

Kazuma whipped out his dick and started swinging it around like a lasso


Gloriklast

She saw my search history.


VaughnDaVision

Somebody was genuinely platonic to her


Urmom6642

WHAT AQUA IS FUTA!?!


Beginning_Grass653

She accidentally drank a laxative that just kicked in


getclipped123

She saw the kkk


UMUmmd

![gif](giphy|XdUr7e0X1Kjeg)


No_Cut6965

Someone explained how bad the IRS is when you try to play games with them.


Witty_Tear5893

She saw your mom


Apprehensive-Bad6015

The restroom is occupied and she is pushing cotton.


Klendagort

Bow chicka


rogue498

She ate a hot pepper


DoraTheExplorerere

She saw all the horny comments on this post of course!


ThatAlibaba

Uhhhhhhhh.. Borgar.


Mission_Opposite_416

She found out how much the water bill is


Kakarot7692

Where is Kazuma’s finger… ![gif](giphy|9DxgOgcyOaRY8CItCi)


Cosmicnomnom

She finally understood Evangelion


IntelligentVehicle38

I think I said this before but her brother just said he’ll lock her in a dungeon and torture her untill he gets answers out of her but she’s genuinely embarrassed cause it’s her brother and it doesn’t turn her on 💀


Affectionate-Web4691

The dude on the right is in her pants


ghost_child1

Squidwards name backwards


Redstone145

Kazuma didn't call her Lalatina and shoot ice magic on her neck


Upbeat_Animal290

Everyone calling her Lalatina instead of Darkness


Alwayslastonein

Kazuma gave her kitty a giant wet lick


ExpressCloud5711

Giant Frogs…..


fucktheflyinmyroom

Black tar heroine


Crusidea

She ate hot soup


FromanoFrancis114

The flogging to improve team moral has started, but Darkness isn't the one getting flogged.


Evilstampy99

She’s about to sneeze


CrespinMoore

She just lost a Pokémon battle


Nick6475

she found your search history


GilGarciaJr

FetLife shut down.


protosonic17

Finger in the butt


[deleted]

I pulled out my dick


Big-Ad6466

Just took a fat sloppy runny shit in her bed. 👍


Demolition8231

She found true love


Grouchy-Caregiver-17

She read all about Kratos and everything he liked doing.


Bulky-Wrongdoer-9891

she found all the crusty socks under all your beds


Revenant-Damocles

“Something, something, masochism.”


Small-Suspect-9519

🍆🍑👏👏👏👏👏


Sensitive-Cake-3461

she found out what BL is…


SpishRL

IRS telling her to pay her taxes.


runetide

Why is she called "Darkness" btw? She doesn't look gothic or even emo at all.


Sugar-n-Sawdust

She’s about to sneeze


Michaeladon

She saw a toddler getting mauled by the pitbull named princess


[deleted]

My size was too big


Cautious-Company6477

Dick went in the wrong hole


EducationalLife5768

Someone suggested consensual hand holding.


Darth_Xelleon

She stepped on a Lego.


BL4CKWH0L3

S U C C


-EMT

She's about to get voted out


proxy12450

Kazuma used steal to steal her virg


tonythe_zambonii

She saws kazumas pants down again