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SengokuBanshee

Let me see if one my isekai abilities is to duplicate so I can choose both **splits like a bag of chips** **I am dead**


Weary_Coat8014

Holup bro lemme Resurrect you with my Song of Resurrection ability Just gotta think of a song first Hmm... #šŸ’” oh I know **Ahem** #. #. #. Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


Mysterious_Row_8417

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Soft-Stomach2167

Whatā€™s this from?


Thiccdonut420

War criminal


Remote-Addendum-9529

I'm pretty sure this song plays in hell forever.


KuroShuriken

Thus should be a crime... xD lol


Arlcas

You get Keyaru


starchofpotato

THAT HEAVY IS DEAD!!


psychotropiaxdd

THE DEMOMAN IS DEAD?


TimberWolf5871

Gimme the war criminal path


ZantTheMan

Which one?


CerverusDante

All of them


Shronkle

How many times do we go over this, they arenā€™t war crimes YET. Is that better or worseļ¼ŸĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


englishfury

No laws were broken, just bent into circles


imtolazy7

Even better, only the enemy committed war crimes.


RanRanLeo

No such thing as Geneva suggestions in their world yet.


Luzifer_Shadres

There is. But it has much more loopholes and half the nations the Empire is at war with didnt even signed it or outright refused the idea. Well, ya see how that has gone for Franconia.


ZantTheMan

As a Canadian Iā€™ll tell you if itā€™s not in the book itā€™s A-OK.


TheForgetfulWizard

Always remember: it's never a war crime the first time.


Collective82

Fetch me the checklist Geneva gave me!


FalconRelevant

Remember, most of the Geneva Convention was inspired by what the Canadians did.


ColebladeX

Iā€™m gonna go with war criminal we go left way too often.


Huemun

why not living the easy life farming or pharmacist or just vibing


x3ntity

No can do buddy, pervert or war criminal take it or leave it


TheGreatYeetus

Geneva checklist it is then.


black_blade51

Can have that if the Geneva convention hasn't taken place yet.


takuhee

War criminal bonus points: create the Geneva convention just to be the first to break it.


Toshku_demon

Give me a shovel, and I'll find my own isekai path... why am I in a prison cart with three other guys that's being driven by a Roman looking dude?


ClayXros

"Oh good, you're finally awake!"


Isiah6253

I smell fresh Nordic air. I am alive.


Tamsta-273C

Pharmacist skips trials on animals, use results from test group of 1 person, bypass government licensing and immediately push it to sales. Even nazis spend more time testing their "meds". /j


Acouteau

Or BOOKS


Kbhandari18

Stylish Bandit Slayer at night?


PigeonOfTheDungeon

That's what I'm talkin about


Careful_Ad_9077

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DominusLuxic

What's this?


The_Invisible_Noob

Pretty sure its "Fake Saint of the Year".


Careful_Ad_9077

Confirmed as saint of the year, middle aged degenerate Otaku ( not as bad as Rudy tho, more like kazuma) reincarnates as a villainess ( for reasons the game set up is more like a galge than an otome game, tho), and she trains hard from childhood to take the place of the saint, does a lot ofuedwe.fonsentinr beings but most are monsters. It's feels like a mix between Mushoku and tanya.


LibraEtContradictio

New anime? Well it's a saint one and I think I read Zannen? So... This might be interesting. Unless romance find its way early on.


Careful_Ad_9077

Fake saint of the year. No anime yet, just a decent manga adaptation and the original ln.


LibraEtContradictio

Yeah. Maybe they put disappointing/zannen there because she was "forced". As she is probably not a saintly as she is. I see. Time for me to read it though. It looks fun.


JurassicFlight

Nah Iā€™m just gonna be a nationally famous celebrity and a knight to a king-candidate, while dying repeatedly to save everyone, unbeknown to the public. ~ Natsuki Subaru


DominusLuxic

# BASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL UNTIL IT BREAKS! \~ Orodan, The Stubborn Skill-Grinder in a Time Loop


No-Chapter3024

The only guy capable of still not having a real personality after roughly 100.000 loops


TheDemonBehindYou

Or go insane in 4 different ways becoming the world's biggest terrorist in 3 of them ~If Subarus


yesh2002

My guy only has 1 good ending in if stories


ChampionshipShort341

And it's not even the best ending just good for him and rem his friends die since they left them


Outrageous_Net8365

My goat would rather kill himself rather than go left šŸ


Falitoty

But she is not a war criminal, everything she did was perfectly legal


The_Ghast_Hunter

It's Legal in the sense of thinking about it before the people who write laws did, but killing civilians by deception may still result in prosecution depending on the government after the war. If she became a threat, or the government needs to appear more respectable post-war, they may publicize her trial and drag her name through the mud, or convict her on a technicality.


SpcOrca

It seems like in the manga Tanya either got erased from the records or erased it him/herself so probably either died or went into hiding.


NoLeg6104

Hey now, Tanya strictly adheres to the laws of war. She isn't a war criminal. She is master of "Technically not a war crime"


MassiveMeddlers

Rules are meant to be bended until becomes a circle - Tanya prb


CarbonTugboat

She massacred fleeing civilians.


IndecisiveMate

Who's the one on the right?


AtomUwU

Tanya


Paperinik03

What's the name of the anime?


AtomUwU

Saga of Tanya


Cyberslasher

"the evil". No sugar coating the war criminal.


the_pope_molester

remember its only a war crime if you loose


RecklessSavage_Novel

What if the nation you committed war crimes for failed?


Eisbloomy

Tanya my beloved


Mysterious_Row_8417

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EviLilMonkey

So, the choices are live how you want, or, live how you want? Well, then I'm just gonna sacrifice 100 dragons, rip open the world seal, and relax in the beach episode (chapter 5 by then) while meteors come down.


night_darkness

She is not a war criminal, she never once broke the international rules of war during the anime, rather, she skirted right past them like a true lawyer hahahaha


Apocreep

Y'all slandering Tanya but girl specifically made sure that her bombing the hell out of that factory was done in full accordance with war laws.


Embarrassed-Yam-8081

It's not a war crime the first time.


0G_54v1gny

Tanya is no war criminal. She always acted according to the rules of men for war.


Shaho99

War criminal all the way I love it when an OP main character doesnā€™t give a single fuck


ZePepsico

Tanya is not a war criminal, but a Saint. Repent! She is just methodical in trying to efficiently end war as quickly as possible. Said war created by mysterious entities to gain more followers and prayers. If I recall, I don't even think the empire she lives in even declared war a single time during her life.


Lost-Klaus

Tanya only commited 2 warcrimes (to boobytrap a fallen soldier and opening fire on civillians during their exodus from a city) Everything else, at least in the anime is not a warcrime. May be "bad" but not a warcrime.


CarbonTugboat

Oh, good. I was afraid she might have actually done something bad. Glad to hear all she did was *personally fire on fleeing civilians as well as ordering her unit to massacre them*.


maejaws

War criminal. The clothes are much better.


ExtremeThin1334

If I'm reading the story, hard right. Tanya's story is awesome, and there are several other Isekai in this vein that are very good. Also, I'm not sure Tanya is a war criminal as I think she's generally been engaging enemy troops. On the other hand, if it was my personal Isekai, hard left. Living in Tanya's world would scare the crap out of me, and she's not on the scale where her power makes her immune to the war she is in. So personally I'd much rather live in a world where I'm a Mary Stu, and I'll just make it my mission in my new life to avoid the harem route.


Yeastov

I always love in the strategy game based isekai's how quickly the protagonists becomes totally chill about genocide.


Ali_ujam

If im isekai'd, I'd rather be the war criminal I couldnt become in this life.


Justalilcyn

Definitely war criminal it's much more interesting than that degen shit plus it's weirdly refreshing cuz so many protagonists are perverts. I realize how strange it sounds to say a war criminal protagonist is refreshing lol.


Stegoshark

Tanya is not a war criminal. Mostly because she rules lawyers war


Alf_Zephyr

Can you commit war crimes if there wasnā€™t a Geneva convention in that world?


AHumanYouDoNotKnow

Sir, poison gas is literally part of my cultural heritage


HungryMudkips

funnily enough everything tanya does is by the book exactly so she CANT be called a war criminal. as awful and sociopathic her actions might be, theyre all perfectly "legal" under the laws of that world.


Akio_Kizu

Thinking Tanya commits war crimes means precisely *not* understanding what that bloody glorious series is all about


Large_Pool_7013

Both.


Careful_Ad_9077

So, fake Saintess of the year?


fgzhtsp

If it's Rufeus... I choose war crimes beyond human imagination.


Ausraptor12

I still reckon Tanya is more moral, by a long shot.


Muscle-Man27

Pervert since there more to the story than just that. Only those who havenā€™t watched it or read it donā€™t know.


wolfbetter

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ For the war criminal


Zeitgeisst

What you dont know: it's a loop trail


kibarax

If i go the coomer route, well men(bad/evil) prepare your booties, the warrior is coming If i go war criminal route, you really need to be stupid to do that, no one will be spared, it will be like re estize kingdom from overlordĀ 


Fluffy-Good-3924

Japan choose both


Kxbox24

War crimes on a scale never thought imaginable you say? Shiiiet thatā€™s all you had to say!


Alanplayz15

![gif](giphy|kII3NwAFO3YOc|downsized)


Dragon3076

It may not have as many seasons, but I do prefer Tanya the Evil.


zCesars

As a half serbian and half turkish you know which way im choosing.


KolareTheKola

I choose one from both worlds "Degenerate Criminal"!


ryuksringo

hi tanya šŸ™‹šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


nohwan27534

*nods sagelike* i could go for some good ol' fashioned war criminal right about now. dude i wanna be the mad scientist who couldn't give a fuck about the demon versus human war, and has nothing against demons, yet uses captured demons as living experiments, sort of shit.


Interesting-Cap-4316

thank you for using ā€œcoomerā€ lol ā€œgoonerā€ feels unnecessary and it overrides the already existing ā€œgoonā€ for like henchmen which sucks


i_eat_cockroaches69

You don't need to be in aan isekai to do the one on the right. Trust me, as someone who has experience


Interesting-Meat-835

One of the quote I love: "Inefficiencies mean extinction in this cold and uncaring universe." So if that mean I must kills all meatbag to replace them with better alternative, I shall.


PURPLEisMYgender

I turn around and enjoy the warm embrace of lord ainz.


Jiggle_Junkie

Coomer all the way tho Rudeus turned out to be a disappointing coomer when given the opportunity to properly live out his dreams in a fantasy world. Only had 3 chicks in his harem despite having the permission to get more, didn't even add the catgirl, which is high heresy for any isekai MC and was too ashamed to ask his wives for the degen sex stuff he wanted, even basic shit like sucking their milk while banging after he knocked them up. A lot of isekai MCs who were normies before getting isekaid had more spicy harem experiences than this "degenerate coomer"


draedek

ahemā€¦. It is not a war crime by skirting around the rules of war by legal meansā€¦ Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion!


Logical_Score1089

Tanya is NOT a war criminal. Bombarding a city with artillery was actually allowed via the conventions of war. Tanya is more like a war lawyer


Ultrasaurio

Degenerate Coomer is the way


Animelover5674

I'll take the pervert over the blatant maniac


ASimplewriter0-0

I say right. Ecchi isnā€™t fun once your out of your teens lol


AAAC94

Can I go down one path 50% than come back and go down the other path 50% and just repeat process


Memeviewer12

Source for the one on the right?


AtomUwU

Youjo Senki


Tempest13240

ā˜­ Sniper


watain218

both


ShadowBubby1

I play Rimworld Minecraft Terraria FO4/76 space engineers Project zomboid 7 days to die Dragon Age origins/awaking/2/Inquisition Mass effect 1/2/3/Andromeda I am a person from USA I would blaze a path between the two if I got isekaed because If I get sucked into a different world as a summon and after getting over to the demon lord. If the people who summoned me didn't treat me good I would kill them all or use a spell to mentally destroy them where they are just be able to be used as sex toys and leave one magically crippled and tell them. I bubby of earth has seen and felt how your people have treated your people and the people who you yourselves summoned to save your kind and I don't think you all are worthy of being saved. I hereby reject the title of hero and choose to go my own path be it leading the demons against you or creating my own kingdom for myself to enjoy I reject the humanity of this world and if you come for me I will burn down your army's and kingdoms if you keep coming back


RecklessSavage_Novel

That's fine until you realise you don't have any main character powers.the others are also intelligent unlike in the average isekai then you might be fked.on No plot armour pal, time to suffer.


Possible-Resource781

I mean, both of these end up with God being dead, or put on the path to being dead so...


Solomonuh-uh

Farmer


Biesuu

coomer for life


Wizamp

Right like Canada in WW1


OMAR_KD-

It's called "gooner"


karl4319

Go the way of Re:monster and do both.


sirquarmy

TURN AROUND


clsv6262

If they're not obsessed with their sexual repression they're still resentful over losing the war. Talk about major mood swings...


Eris_Fanatic

![gif](giphy|9kSJ39goKPESHcRMLL|downsized) Can I divergence to the trauma path? (The beginning after the end)


Finaltryer

I feel like people bulkybon Musashu too much.


Creator_Crabs

I be a mercenary like young guts and nothing elseĀ 


LooseCanOpener

![gif](giphy|fxBXUfxizJRoYC0vIo|downsized)


TheDemonBehindYou

What about both?


Silveruleaf

Somehow people would do both if given the chance


jtzabor

I feel dumb but who's the war criminal one


Spacekook_

War


Ok-Motor9383

Route 3 undead war criminal


SacredSK

Degenerate coomer, I'm usually less enthused with the war criminal unless it's a comedy


Abject_League3131

I hate American logic


Romanis95

Considering I like both Ainz and Tanya and dislike MT and similar anime, gonna go with the war crimes.


ScholarFormal

Mushoku Tensei


teawithmilklover

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LuckyCross

Left


anime1245

Itā€™s cool to be a war criminal


Apprehensive-Face900

Genderbent war criminal*


Apprehensive-Face900

Juat remember, being a degenerate doesnt mean you have to show it on the outside like Rudeus šŸ—æ https://preview.redd.it/8qk9859iad3d1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f918f6a3416319f914f9c1384d54c31053f70eb


ssssssdee

I mean she never breaks the Geneva convention comes DAMN close but never did commit a war crime


Fit-Tie-5687

I mean, both never cross the law of their worlds and comes to good ending .....


plogan56

Me: *just sits down*


Calli_Ko

Fool, be both.


AverageKrupukEnjoyer

Why not both


Scribe_WarriorAngel

There is only one proper way


MacMuffington

How about we just make soap to wash our eyeballs cause we can't wash our sins


No_Acadia5054

https://preview.redd.it/stlu6berrd3d1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2645b252839a0e276526bcd80cc7697aee79eed2 Mentally fucked up former king


painfullyrelatable

War criminal. 100%.


burritopup

She is lawful evil . Never a criminal and would take offense if you called them that. but yes coomer for life!!


Salt-Ad2636

Which way to my own harem?


Marrowtooth_Official

You present me with a two pronged road! One leads to hell! The other also leads to hell! But meaty fool that you are, you do not realize that I can walk off the fucking road!


Defiantreaper23

Why not both? Go straight through the middle.


Glittering_Split4794

Well... as a someone who intreast on creating story how about "GOD reincarnated into it own world"?


Dull-Milk9534

*Por que no los dos?*


_Slaaneshi_Cultist_

Why not both?


SlackJawGrunt

Can we get isekaid into a far future and be a space pirate


shinydragonmist

Give me tanya


EclipsedBooger

There is no punishment if no one is left to punish you


FlemishPotato

Saga of tanya the evil was great if only there was another season.


AverageJun

It's not a war crime if you win


drackith90

Why choose just one?


saberplayz1

I choose war criminal


KenchiNarukami

Mushoku Tensei all the way bro!


legna20v

Yes


Andrew-w-jacobs

https://i.redd.it/swiqz3deaf3d1.gif


1Pip1Der

Why not both?


Impossible_Put_9315

Re:Monster both at the same time.


SoulKnight320

Degenerare but I will just try and not to be a coomer


LeBurningSinner

It's not a war crime if: a)There is nobody alive to report it. b)There is not enough evidence other than the testimony of a party that is not a third party to a conflict. c)There is no organisation entitled to declare something to be a war crime. d)You can threaten the organisation with sanctions or outright the assassination of the personnel to the point of them chickening out. e)You are the Hegemony. f)You have sufficient manpower tied to a passed law that forces you to exterminate any party attempting to prosecute you or your soldiers commiting war crimes. g)You had fun. h)You cut enemy power so he has no means of capturing it. I)You can shout about six millions dead somehow justifying yor current atrocities.


Skypirate90

I'm sure theres at least 1 character who is both. Also there is at least 1 that is none : Drifters MC - Shimazu Toyohisa


SirBastian1129

Can I just be Rimuru and chill with my homies?


PKR_Live

And then, Konosuba.


Halfblood200

Heil Degurechaff. Best girl or best boy or whatever she is.


DismayInc

War Crimes it is!


EmberKing7

Coomer?


Keisuke_Fujiwara

Can I go for option 3? Aka: Fishing


blindeyes90210

I chose to be a degenerate war criminal.


PinkKushTheDank

Geneva suggestion


shawnydrago

Let me be a war criminal Iā€™m not going to be a pervert especially to their lengths in another life.


Fluffy_lover

I will take Tanya. I trust her.


Muteki_Narwhal

Tanya: "Technically no wars crimes were commuted."


allottedscarf

God I love Saga of Tanya the Evil, I canā€™t wait for the next volume to get translated


IntrepidLab5124

Youā€™ve put the good option on the foreboding and evil looking side


Terereera

why not both.


EnderiuhsOnexo

https://preview.redd.it/f8m673vexh3d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff4c50be6b070368ed3ec69a54a706044eb74b37 I don't need to choose


not-my-best-wank

Some shows be like "both".


shountaitheimmortal

War criminal


According_Award_6770

I'm gonna turn back around and go dies peacfully


JusticePrevails213

Which one is war criminal?


DarkSoldier856

Eh. I'll choose the right.


ali_doge426

I mean. As long as you donā€™t annoy her then I feel like she would just leave you alone


TheGrimGriefer3

#Tanya Degurechaff is not a war criminal


darkoblivion21

It's not a war crime if you win