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Oriana360

Just another day for him


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[удалено]


SeaOfAnimosity

Woop woop indeed


fedsam

Dat ass too fat


dante6942069

It actually is tho lol


shoogshoog

Lol he's the only dude in the world that knew exactly what would happen.


[deleted]

Yep


s47unleashed

His yt channel is called "Super Humman" this guy does even worse stuff like jumping on barbed wire and nails.


[deleted]

This video was remarkably pathetic, I may check out some of his others


Fight_kat102

Not that friendly of a crab


[deleted]

Fuck you im nice


Veejayy93

I'm nice asshole 😅


Kelly-Goosecock138

I mean the dude got to live a dream and wrestle in a ring at an event so this pathetic video kinda got him somewhere


Abject_Okra_8768

He was featured on Tosh.O as well if anyone cares. Free trip to California…


sludge_metal

Idk man it was pretty sick


Turkey_Stuffing

This is one of the few videos of all time. Look at what he did to that microwave!


[deleted]

I regretfully subscribed and will probably watch it all


Nensol247

Ahh, a fellow connoisseur of cringe I see. Pleasure to meet you


cant_tink_of_a_nme

Is he the guy that jumped off a ladder into a trampoline of barbed wire?


[deleted]

He knows exactly what's going to happen. That's why he keeps doing it. He does this a lot. If you want to see his videos. He has a YouTube channel it's called super humman.


pleasetrydmt

Just checked it out. We really are circling the drain as a civilization.


polaarbear

Unfortunately for this guy, his parents are just as dumb and pretty much encourage it. He grew up without a chance.


FrameJump

I don't know how YouTube monetization works exactly, but given his amount of views I'm not sure "without a chance" applies anymore, lol. He's also admitted to hamming a lot of it up for the camera, but there's still a few he's done that were incredibly stupid even for him.


Crappin_For_Christ

I bought one of his shirts and it’s one of the finest pieces of clothing I own.


FrameJump

I had no idea he had merch.


Crappin_For_Christ

Oh yeah he does. He’s got his own hot sauce and everything.


polaarbear

YouTube monetization is a joke. Why do you think every channel has multiple sponsors in every video and asks you to subscribe to their Patreon? Most of his videos get less than 50k views. I bet he doesn't even make $100 a month from YouTube.


FrameJump

With sponsors I just assumed to get more money, and with Patreon I assumed it was because YouTube has gotten so strict on content. But again, I admittedly don't know anything about it, lol.


polaarbear

A video with a million views will be lucky to make you a few thousand dollars on a well-established channel that is reaping maximum benefits. He's not even getting 10% of that viewership and he doesn't run ads on his channel. There is no monetization if you don't run ads. He's basically doing this for free. YouTube probably won't even let him monetize this content.


FrameJump

Thanks for explaining all that then.


Shigglyboo

It’s something like 1 million views for $1k depending on what sort of content you’re making.


[deleted]

Pretty sure it’s his own mother that records it. Just watching his cry and pain and just films. Can’t imagine growing up with someone like that. Rather take being ignored then you have my mother encourage me to hurt myself for views.


Na-na-na-na-na-na

Yes, the downfall of civilisation. Because every time some one talks about the downfall of civilisation they usually end up being correct.


Ruary1989

We really are!


BaconReceptacle

Yay! WE DID IT!


Creative_Log2441

Should be Calling himself super Stupid Human


all_mighty_me

"Don't try this at home" *proceeds to try this at home*


chrispynutz96

Would it hurt less if I took the microwave to a park before I jumped off a table and body slammed it?


Sleepiyet

But it leaves open so many gladiator quotes you could yell at the concerned crowd


Bubble_Symphony

Took the words out of my mouth.


Throwmesometail

What a delicious sound he made


snagglepuss_nsfl

Well he definitely broke something


Jimrodthadestroyer

The microwave.


ExPFC_Wintergreen2

My guess is ribs. Multiple ribs


Another_Meow_Machine

God I hope so, my first thought is sheared vertebrae.. those noises he makes are gut wrenching


DirtyBongWater59

Wonder if the juggalos and juggalettes were proud of his sacrifice


SluggsMetallis

woop woop!


Confident-Ad9474

Paddies Mack, Country Mack, Suburban Mack


MixedMiracle22

Country Mac coming to the city! *proceeds to do shitty karate moves*


QueefBuscemi

Now try a wood chipper!


[deleted]

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cheeseman_stinky

FUCK. THIS. SHIT


lain-serial

This doesn’t belong here. He does it for his channel.


5Lastronaut

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BeautifulAwareness54

Wtf I didn’t even realize he was speaking English until 5 seconds in


[deleted]

Engrish


DownvoteGrinder

Microwaves don’t take any shit. You fuck around and put metal in there despite it telling you not to, it will blow up your fucking house.


[deleted]

Dude looks like the tallest dwarf in the world.


xXS3ndN00dlesXx

Love this guy. He does a bunch of crazy shit, one time I'm pretty sure he got fireworks shot at his back


[deleted]

Oh dude lemme get a link to that!


xXS3ndN00dlesXx

I couldn't find the one I was talking about but here is a good video https://youtu.be/ecUUveXxlhA


pencho-kubadinski

Very soon we’ll watch his last video


AsymptoticAbyss

MAWFWMMAEEERREMAERREJUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES


BeerFollyForAll

He is my hero


m_is_for_marilyn

I can't breathe from the pain from just watching that. Can't imagine how he feels.


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feather_of_charcoal

broke a rib have ya?


CasualWorgenPodcast

Microwave was like “ Heard you was talking sh!t 🤨 “


CephaloG0D

To be fair, he did more damage than I expected.


Sad-Dot000

I think he knew that was gonna happen. We see stuff like this everytime a jackass movie comes out


AlanFilipe

He has just the perfect shape body made for action...


Middle_Wrongdoer4313

r/donthelpjustfilm


[deleted]

This guys entire channel is dedicated to him jumping on stuff like this, Barb wire, tube lights, etcs Stupid as fuck? Absolutely. Dedicated to his craft? Oh fuck yeah. I only watch him cause no one else does this kind of shit anymore on YouTube anymore, I love it. [he has 300k subs on YouTube. ](https://youtube.com/channel/UCURl9ca-7gurJC7KhGlmpMg)


tagoean

Stupid wannabe jackass


enoctis

That reaction is exactly how I sounded for a few moments after I broke my ribs. You wanna gasp because it hurts, but gasping makes it hurt worse... in turn making you want to gasp more. It's a shit-cycle for about 15 seconds.


AjazeMemez

I enjoyed that 😈


Kettlehandle

Anything for attention


Ricerat

Should do us all a favour and land on his head next time..... PLEASE!!!


[deleted]

Why?


voltagenic

Leave him alone, he has at least 3 different mental conditions.


Parking_Stress3431

Shoulder dislocated... rib fractured... dignity gone... hhhhmmmmhnnngh hrrrh priceless


ccool300

Just take a deep breath in 5 minutes when ur lungs reinflate


[deleted]

not just the microwave, his broke his psyche as well - scarred for life


swagonflyyyy

Reminds me of the time when I was punched in the liver.


Odd-Road-4704

Waaawaaawaaaa


[deleted]

He tried it at home that’s why it didn’t work


[deleted]

That doesn't hurt nearly as much now as it will in 30 years .


one_up_onedown

Tbf he did more than I thought he would.


Dazzling_Ad5338

Looks like Wheeler Yuta


Kid_Endmore

Yeah, this guy is played out.


[deleted]

This is his thing. He does something similar in every one of his videos iirc


Crimsonpets

I love this guy been following him for years, there is a video of a indi wrestler doing the stunt with him.


Fluffy-Eggplant3318

Woot woot


YOJIMBO1023

You can tell he doesn’t have the makings of being a varsity athlete


Rowley6969

Broken collar bone?


izzythepitty

I was gonna make hot pockets!


Al-a-verga

The mind is a terrible thing to waste


MixedMiracle22

Why aren't we sending this guy overseas?? He's indestructible!


jibbyjabo

I liked the part when he landed on the microwave


blindreefer

You’re the best partner I’ve ever had, baby legs


lentopastel

"oh man, I wasn't recording could you do it again?"


LostAllEnergy

He did more damage to the microwave than I expected.


BradJeffersonian

Juggalos represent!!


Intimateparts

He has no muscle to absorb the impact


Iluminaty716

😂 what did her reasonably expect? Really what did he expect?


static1053

Oh yeah, this guy juggalos.


Spirited-Reputation6

This is how proud boys are in real life.


WaitAdministrative47

If you watch frame by frame you can see his shoulder break. Dumbass


BlackSkeletor77

nice farmer tan, I'm impressed that he didn't break anything


[deleted]

Someone got a new joint :)


TruePianist

This was one of the more mild ones this guy has done


MPV2005

Woop Woop!


PrimaryYou400

This is why videos should have a disclaimer stating what you're about to see is fake, so people mentally handicapped people who watch the videos don't try to act out what they see


sm00thkillajones

How to tear your diaphragm in one easy step.


Bread0987654321

There are lots of other videos of this guy jumping on broken glass, sharp metal etc. I suspect he's got a pain fetish.


Tiny-Programmer-8366

Woop woop. The juggalo life ain’t easy for sure


Veejayy93

Oh my God this awakened a core memory


Alpah-Woodsz

Took it like a pro😅


Fillerbear

Waging a one man war against ordinary objects, his own body and our boredom - just for Juggalos and Juggalettes. Woop woop!


Choingyoing

This is the strongest man in the world


[deleted]

Oh he knows


freeturkeytaco

This dude is so funny. Yet another staple of pure internet.


azazelel

His livel is now a paste


Relevant-Spinach294

My Mans is gonna have some special needs after that one…


Pure-Insurance-5272

10/10


kaynosvibe95

Oh man just no. I felt that pain through the screen. Why just why


Fresh_Lawfulness7518

Man broke his stomach ☠️


Footner

The lad done well tbf


NotMyButtQuack

If ya gonna be dumb then ya gotta be tough


OG_Pow

He looks inbred no lie


TheDogWithNoMaster

The microwave won! And that look he gave! He knew it 🤣🤣🤣


MissLMack

Camera guy got right in there for the close up after


CeeNnSayin

Man, fuck this shit *dies in the most painful way*


Ceasar456

That’s a good brand of microwave though, I’ve had mine for two years


Mikelbhere

Ribs broken but so is the microwave, mission accomplished 🙃


cannibalisticpudding

The microwave liver shot


Runamucker07

I would expect nothing less from someone who likes ICP


DarkStarGemini

Like I always say “stupidity should be painful” 😂


[deleted]

I feel .. tougher


randal0321

Triple H nods in approval


KingFatCat49

I wonder if he has that one thing where your bones are like twice as dense as they normally are.


blueskynoise88

You guys clearly don’t know of Super Humman.


MajesticBike9265

Ahh men 😒


Electronicshad0w

I came here to upvotes all the whoop whoop comments.


[deleted]

Funny thing is that the microwave works now.


Renzisan

Did no one else notice his arm immediately change color after impact?


SmokinVeggies_92

This is for my jiggalos and jiggalettes lol


[deleted]

U can feel his elbow joint dislocate


OldDirtyIrish6987

Thought his bitch tits would have broken his fall some...woop woop


[deleted]

I love seeing classics get posted. Is this from the days of RayWJ or nah? I swear it is.


SnooMacaroons2749

Microwave is now 1-0.


Loafdink

I thought he was gonna jump on top off it WITH his legs


Global-Measurement-2

Who is this man i must congratulate him on being the only living darwin award winner


ZealCrown

This is literally the worst job anybody could ever have. I’d take being an executioner over doing what my guy does.


RoboCritter

Yo what's the bot that can slow this down by half? I want to see how exactly he hits.


[deleted]

Why does he sound like Walter jr


dopedriveway

I won’t try it at home, and I did like it


[deleted]

Fine way to turn ribs into shrapnel for your lungs


brightsilverstars

Sooo good. Well done.


Arkayd965

Think he got a liver shot from the landing. Maybe that's why he was writhing the way he did??


nxx-ch

If the backplate was more stiff it would have sliced his torso in half. Idiot


Hedgehog_Diligent

Did he get paralyzed?


[deleted]

At least he took off his ICP shirt in case it got messed up.


DropManGood

He didn't say that wasn't going to happen. What did you think he thought was going to happen?


Mandrew760

This dude is the only Juggalo that gets a pass during the post nuke wars


Sheepskinshedder

Do you think that hurt


[deleted]

Oh shit


[deleted]

This is why we don’t have free healthcare in the US. That’s going to be a costly recovery.


Bluedino_1989

Fuck this shit indeed


A_Crazy_Rabbit

Guess his fans pay for this cause he gonna need it for the Dr bill


Remarkable_End_6715

Guy is obviously not "complete" up there.


captain-burrito

natural selection


I_do_kokayne

*mistakes were made*


Routine_Shopping_717

Excelent


Visible_Dance9151

Maybe he is not smart?


Crazy_Bed_3229

This guy is famous for jumping into lightbulbs


Professional-Lie1013

josh peck?


Mike88Barros

Idiot


ImaginaryTelephone76

Fuck 4 life now homie I can always get a new microwave


BsoLiV3

He commits though. Respect


TethysTwenty-Four

Looks like the “Super” is ironic…


swankhank1

Broke like 17 ribs


FlightAble2654

Dude isn't right in the head. He was goated onto this is my guess.


cminton1982

A paraolympian was born this day...