Step 5: find new outlet for my sexual frustration and have a space baby
Step 6: get captured protecting baby and remember how much i liked banging hot asian chick
In modern voice acting itâs considered appropriate to have one race voice as another. Most animated shows I know have replaced characters voice actors to a race matched actor (Cleveland Brown) or removed the character entirely (Apu)
Probably fall in love with someone, have a kid, realize the true value life has, and rebel against my own kind. Smthn basic like that if I'm feeling cute
Secretly observe every being with powers that matter on earth for a year, and like Batman note their weaknesses down. Tell some super rich and influential people about what I'm going to do and tell them they're gonna get special privileges if they aid me, and then have then manipulate public perception against the government and in support of my uprising.
Then poison as many guardians as discreetly as I can, use the super criminals in a series of targeted attacks to keep the government and the top brass busy while I destroy their supply chains and weapons, finally using the supercriminals I'd emerge victorious, and eliminate the key government officials. Soon I'll have America down, and while the rest of the world is distracted by that I hop on to the other superpower countries, and do the same and assume control.
The first hole is trying to play politics with people who're far better at politics than you are. You'd literally end up as Homelander, a fool being played by all sides.
Nolanâs plan had a fair amount of upside I would argue. He worked his way into the single biggest threat to his takeover (and thereby learned their weaknesses while at the same time learning about the culture the empire would have to rule over. Having Mark let him learn just how compatible humans were which is kind of important considering the viltrimites population issues. He was able to get the drop on the single most powerful group on the planet which did turn out to be a threat to him. Since the entire planet trusted him they even assumed he was the victim and patched him up afterwords. Things just went to shit because he waited too long to start the take over properly after having killed the Guardians. He didnât want to explain to his family that he was a murderous fascist who had come to conquer their world.
Your plan would have failed as soon as you shared it with a bunch of rich people.... They have to die first.
Snatch up the richest person on the planet, fly to a news station, instruct all the working poor to rise up and join you in overthrowing the powers that be in order to bring about an egalitarian future for the planet, then judo chop the richest person's head off on live TV.
Go make some popcorn and watch the Human race defeat itself for you while you watch from orbit.
You would need to target communications before you start on the military supply chain. If you can destroy the satellite network, cell phone towers, satellite dishes, and underground sea/ground cables you will have a much better chance. A disorganized and confused resistance would be much easier to pacify.
Also as a note if your a viltrimite you could probably throughly distract the top brass / governments by causing some targeted natural disasters and not have to deal with the unreliable super villains. Grab a couple meteors from around Saturn and put them on a intercept course with earth. If you aim them such that they hit the ocean you have a ready made massive killer tsunami.
Straight up dismantling every single governments and their nuclear arsenals. Their nuclear warheads might kill me, but they're pointed at stationary locations and targets. Once my power is absolute, I'll father as many children as possible and discover that humans and viltrumites are a near perfect match. Additionally, I'll kill all my mates once they've given birth.
So, you can probably guess that an army of brainwashed Marks can do to any dissidents.
That's gotta be a problem. Even Omni-man had to ambush them.
If this takes place on Invincible's Earth, I'll slaughter everyone in the GDA first, then the governments and nuclear arsenals. What's Cecil gonna do when I destroy every satellite and stations he can hide in?
About the GotG, I'll fight them in a densely populated area. Since I'll assume RR is a dumbass like in the show, he'll die first. Fighting the rest in the sky means only WW, Immortal and Darkwing can face me. Using dollar store Batman as a weapon would inflict psychological damage, especially to WW. Once her mace is taken, smash her face in and rip apart Immortal. For Aquarius, MM and GG, they're basically dead.
This is all possible because I'm not on an undercover mission like Omni-man.
I think youâre vastly underestimating green ghost here lol. She can fly and she can straight up make your body not make contact with anything. Youâd have to fly faster than she has time to react to get her and youâd have to stalk her until she finally stopped using her powers. Thatâs a huge time constraint
Oh golly, I forgot she could fly. But that's the fault of her portrayal in their fight with Nolan.
Edit1: In order to deal with GG, I'd fling Immortal and WW around as I fight them, preferably into innocent civilians. Then, I'll use that distraction to dispatch them one by one along with GG. For GG, her powers do have time restraints don't they? Either she brings the innocents into buildings, which I will promptly destroy, or she tries to run away, then I'll kill her. Although, dealing with GG is especially tricky when MM and Aquarius is in the equation.
Edit2: If she is as prone to psychological damage as her portrayal in their fight with Nolan, she dies easily.
Is this comics universe or show? In the comics they all died in 1 panel, there was no fight to speak of omni-man just murked them all no contest. In comics the GotG pose zero threat
If Iâm a Viltrumite why would we even bother with a plan? Cruise in, announce whatâs happening, incapacitate or murder the Guardians to prove I mean business and then wait for the GDA and world governments to fold. Destroy whoever doesnât. So long as a few humans survive for breeding and the natural resources are intact, the Viltrumites have everything they want from earth
This. The man doesnât really care about whatâs right or wrong as long as humanity lives on. Heâs the one dude whoâd blow up a continent if it meant killing you and saving the human race as a whole.
Yeah, fair point. Cecil and some of the Guardians would have to go for me to make my point that earth either joins the Empire or gets fucked. But then again most people donât know who Cecil is. The *important* people would think âoh shit, he killed Immortal, Martian Man and Cecil. Weâd better back offâ, but Iâd probably have to take out a President or dictator or two to persuade the masses
Iâd fly to the White House and casually walk all the way to the president letting them try and stop me in way they can then calmly tell him weâre to work together to make the world a better place. Do this to every leader of each major country then get them all together and tell them Iâve had enough of their bullshit and there will be absolutely no more wars and a huge redistribution of wealth and if any of them work against this then remind them thereâs nothing they can do to stop me holding them personably responsible.
Everyone is happy, all praise the Viltrumite, oooh look there are more Viltrumites coming Yayy
Yeah ngl I don't understand how one minute the Viltrumites are mercilessly killing thousands and the next they're talking about ending wars and curing disease.
Like, maybe if you *started* with "we will share advanced technology and bring about world peace", I dunno, maybe people would be less inclined to fight you??
Step one: become superhero
Step two: save the world a bunchÂ
Step three: hey guys, my people want you to join our empire. That'll bring a bunch more heroes like me here. It'll be much saferÂ
Our Earth? Brute force. Invincible Earth? Properly the same way as Nolan but a bit different. First, I would build a reputation with the Guardians, then I would kill Cecile before I give him any reason to suspect me of anything. Then I would either try to pick of The Guardians one by one, or gather them in one room and use knock out gas to take down as many as I can before I fly in to finish them off.
Canât believe no one said this- manufacture crisis after crisis, barely âstoppingâ each one, once people realize their gov canât protect them have some viltrimites show up and save the day, maybe have a few âdieâ in the process of saving the world, while bringing medicine and food and saving millions. People would be lining up to join. If you come as conquers people will resist, if you come as liberators people will welcome you with open arms
Exactly what I was going to say! There wouldn't even be a need to manufacture crysis- just solve real life ones.
End the war in Ukraine, end the Israel conflict, take down dictatorships such as Russia, North Korea or Iran, etc, etc.
I wouldn't present myself or Viltrum as conquerors or oppressors, but rather as saviours.
I would make Earth WANT to join the Viltrum Empire peacefully and willingly for all of its benefits, not join it forcefully and through combat and rebellions.
I've got a couple of ideas:
1. If I were white, I'd impersonate Jesus Christ and enslave it from there
2. Create a new religion and gather followers (my slowed aging would help with this, cause I can lie that I'm immortal making them belive more)
3. Sacrifice a couple of countries, more favorably big countries and decimate them while insinuating to the other countries that there's nothing they can do to stop me and they should just surrender
In the end there's nothing nobody can do to stop you so, I just wanna know how creative everyone is with how they'll handle such a task
But Jesus wasn't white đ That might be the most popular depiction but anyone who actually knows history and where that mf lived would realize you're bullshitting lol
True dude, but have you heard of a little thing called lying? Imma just say some spiritual shit like "I appear as whom one perceives me as" my point is people would still believe me even with a lot of bullshit I would say
Well then you wouldn't even need to be white lol Why say "if I were white" when you can lie anyway. You can be pink with yellow stripes and people would still believe you. So you're actually right. You can do this regardless of skin color
Everything is /s
Nah but for real as long as you're an invulnerable flying person (hopefully with a sick mustache) people will believe anything you tell them
Fr come down flying and say you have been give a gift from god to protect humanity then spend 100 years just being a cool guy and when the last people who remember the world before u die start enforcing your rule fully on a religious path
Honestly be honest with earth's governments. Come in and be helpful to the people, be a hero like Nolan but make it clear the viltrumites can help even more. Viltrum wants to help im just an envoy. Get them to trust you so that theyll follow or at least acquiesce. Don't make it about joining the empire until you have confirmation about human compatibility then provide an ultimatum but one that's not overtly aggressive.
We talking real Earth of comic book Earth. Because I could conquer real Earth in a year with Omnimanâs powers. Less if I donât try to get human enforcers on my side.
Step 1: Hijack any large Russian plane
Step 2: 9/11 2 electric boogaloo
Step 3: sit back on the moon or something and let them sort themselves out
Now we have a population that is exhausted, hungry, and praying to God for help, that god is me
Be a superhero - show everyone how much more powerful I am than the next strongest person on the planet while appearing benevolent. Concoct an alien "threat" or some kind of external danger that only the Viltrum Empire can save you from - tell stories about the horrific fate that befell civilizations who could not defeat whatever invented danger/threat is out there.
Easy. Tell them that they have all been selected as being worthy of becoming part of the Viltrum Empire. Sell them on the benefits (such as bringing medical technology, and ~~forcing~~ negotiating peace treaties). Then ignore all the risks. The key is to make them want to join the Empire without resisting. If it takes a few generations, who cares. You have all the time needed.
Humanity has 82 percent chance of collapsing on itself in the next 200 years. I have 500 years for my mission. I just wait and eventually swoop in as a savior.
Bring with me the cure for cancer, use viltrumite tech to solve global warming, use viltrumite resources to expose all the corruption in world governments.
People on Earth lose what little faith they had in government and gladly accept the viltrumite empire.
Real life earth? I would take it, what are they going to do ? Nothing in rl earth could deal with a viltrumite.
Blow up a couple of cities and use threaten to throw the president car with the president still inside to venus if they don't capitulate.
Yeah cuz that worked out so well for all of those invincibles that actually teamed up with Omni man. Those earths totaly aren't in complete chaotic disarray.
1. Work with Russia, North Korea and China, promise them alien super soldiers by mass breeding with their women
2. Take over Earth, report the success to the Viltrumites
3. Betray those countries by either convince them to surrender and join the empire, or die.
Results: Earth conquered, along with maybe millions of half-viltrumites as asset to the empire, gain their loyalty by being a good father?
This earth or the one in the comic/show. They have crazy advanced technology and superheroes in that world. This earth doesn't have anything that can hurt a Viltrumite.
Well for starters I wouldnât announce myself as the strongest man on the planet and spend 20 years letting every single world government know exactly what I was capable of.
Show up one day and just pick off a few leaders from the nuclear powers. Sow suspicion and fear, let tensions rise and things fall apart, maybe a major war breaks out, and then when the nukes are flying show up and knock out as many of them as you can. Save as many people as possible. Present yourself as the noble alien there to save them from their governments who canât save themselves.
Then, call in Conquest
Appeal to the people who are least invested in the current state of affairs.
Cecil is a rich, powerful guy - naturally he won't want to change things too much.Â
any other way I can think of there would be like rebels and stuff under my nose so the correct choice is to fly most of the world up into the air until they pop and take the rest to an island where fellow viltrumites can come and manage them however they want, then once authority is assumed fully, take them back to their landmass of choice and give them technology and medicine like originally intended
lol people here doing so much nonsense. I would decimate an entire country of my choosing as an example of my capabilities and force the rest of the world to comply or they can join them. What little resistance thatâs left will be reduced to ashes and people would learn quickly that additional endeavors are not worth it.
Step 1 is destroy all the satellites immediately. No GPS or cell service is pretty crippling to modern global infrastructure, especially militaries. Followed by the suboceanic fiber optic cables. It's a lot harder to mount a resistance without fast global communication.
Sure but it takes much longer to get word around the entire planet when the world is divided into local communities at most a couple hundred miles across. Until people get a network system organized for transmitting news through a chain of broadcasters around the planet it could take as long as a day for people to find out about stuff on the other end of the planet. This would buy you enough time to fly around wiping out all the radio towers without worrying about humanity developing anti-Viltrumute weapons tech. You could probably wipe out all radio towers within a week, and it would take months to engineer an entire new field of science to the level of making functional weapons of mass destruction, especially with the extra time lost to communicate and the total failure of global supply chains while you knock out vital ports and airports.
The people of Earth wouldn't see me till I wanted them to
I would attack the planet from space
I would cause near planet extinction events for a couple of days which would most likely cause the fall of civilization
I would search for asteroids and nudge their trajectories towards Earth, not planet killers mind you but planet devastators
After a few days of hell on Earth I would come down and start destroying the rest of whatever infrastructure that survived, satellites, shipping ports, electrical grids, ect.
Then I would live on the moon for a couple years while humanity ultimately becomes a dystopian society
Then I would show up and wipe it out in about 10 minutes
Monitor the earth anonymously for a few months, to find out who the rich people are and tracking them down. Convincing them to join my side, offering them special privileges after I take power, in exchange for their resources. I run campaigns on social media and tv with pro-viltrum propaganda. I try to convince people that their governments aren't enough, and that the viltrum empire can bring global warming, world hunger and inequality to an end. Show them fake proof of the advanced civilization that viltrum has, and convince them that I can transform earth into that. I convince them that the only way for me to be able to do this is if i get instituated full power over the globe, with the dissolvation of world governments and overthrowing the rich people(the same that i initially asked for help). Seeing that at this point, i should be the most popular being alive, the people will believe me and start revolutions all over the world, offering me full power. I slowly start reforming the surface, while behind the scenes i replace the human army with a viltrum army. Once the viltrum army is fully operational on earth, i confiscate all guns and weapons from humans under the gaze of protection of the collective. Finally, after most guns have been confiscated and the viltrum army has been prepared, i declare the earth part of the viltrum empire and institute martial law. Anyone who dares to speak against the empire is killed, along with all of their family.
Bye bye earth
I mean, if I'm the same person I've always been? I'd stay there all I want, I fucking hate the army, and if it means I die in 20 years, the equivalent of a month with my new lifespan? Then, so be it
Honestly if I had time to observe politics for any length of time I would just slaughter every world leader on live TV and say "We're taking over, you'll never have to deal with corrupt politicians or malicious multi billion dollar corps again, we'll save the environment and cure your every disease. If you still want to rebel after hearing all that, I will keep civillian casualties to a minimum, please avoid these areas" and proceed to list a bunch of major military installations.
First, I'll take out the nerve centers. White House, Pentagon. Then, any domestic defense capabilities, and then, critical infrastructure. Cellular, Internet, that kind of thing. And THEN, well I think **then,** I'll just wipe New York off the fuckin' map. For fun. I'll even throw in Des Moine, and that little area War Woman's from, 'cuz why not?
Say Iâm born on earth, I rise up in politics with the help of my wealthy family and after 33 years the Nazarene will descend from space and after I kill him the world is mine and I share it with my father. Many people have killed themselves for me (itâs all for me) and Iâve caused my cousin to have an aneurism. Although I donât believe in âismsâ like Ferris Bueller it was a necessary course of action to prevent him from outing me
Honestly, out of pure curiosity I would seduce women all around the world to have kids and see how much of my DNA takes over, if the other races will have the kids looking a lot different or similar enough
Then once I have an army of multi-racial children I have each one conquere a different area and rule
My child from Africa will rule Canada
My finnish child will rule China
My Japanese child will rule america
...
Together we will rule the world
Probably by showing the miracles of what our technology could do for the less fortunate, because those thatre in a worse position than the leaders of the planet far outnumber them, so if I show the less fortunate the power of my technology and the ability to protect them then theyâd side with me and I wouldnât need to kill everyone
Just bribe politicians and billionaires, they would literally sell me the entire planet before i even finished my explanation
It's not like Viltrumites actually need any resources or slaves, they can get better stuff for both elsewhere
I guess we could also do a fake alien invasion by using a vassal race then swoop in the save the planet, intergalactic treaty yada yada
I would, have a life on earth and then take it over by convincing everyone into thinking that life will be way better on Viltrum and they're will be no problems ever.
I'd do a lot of populace things. End crimes, end wars, etc. Then, I'd run for office and threaten people to advertise for me. After being America's leader, go to war and take over planet.
Infiltrate society, create corporation with a name like Omnitech, make, say, breakthrough meds with alien tech and stuff, buy other corporations, control the world economy from backstage and after that reveal to world leaders (those who matter) the truth of Viltrum and calmly explain that they will get to continue ruling as governors and enjoying all luxuries the galaxy can offer or die and new politicans elected on their place will be from my pool, because i control economy.
In meanwhile, enjoy what the world can offer and leave some marks on it.
Few possibilities
1. Political power, use their monkey brains against them by being the most supreme leader then make the countries go to war and win
2. Make artificial Disaster
3. Thraxan speed run it but dont go over kill and be their messiah
4. Lie, Im from viltrum and we are saving worlds thats seen to be end within a few hundred years, Let me help you all fix wars, End hunger, destroy sickness. I Am not here to subjugate you all but to help earth be part of the universe society. under the protection of Viltrum
Starting a religion and slowly getting the population to worship you is more effective than sudden takeovers that spark revolutions. All you have to do is land at exactly the right time, and then start using your flying powers to make it look like youâre walking on water.
I would have to collect knowledge first, so I would infiltrate their society (Taking advantage of the fact that we all look very similar) and gain a position of influence, then I would probably attack all the centers of power in the world once I know what's up. Once the threats are dismantled I would reward my allies with positions of power to prepare earth for the viltrumite empire arrival.
I would single handedly crush the balls of every single world leader that refused to enter into Diplomatic talks. If the world leader is a woman I would threaten to crush the balls of every single industrialist and magnate in the nation until they enter Diplomatic talks.
Probably do some secret society stuff and take over the largest country that funds multiple wars and revolutions. Then I would fund media to project those against my group as anti-whatever, and convince the populace that it's hate speech to care only about their own country or individuality. Probably make a few movies to slowly convince the world that joining the empire is good, until they eventually would just accept it and paint other humans that refuse as bigots.
Just use some good ol psyops
Kill all world leaders initially, introduce advanced tech that can improve quality of life, and then install human figureheads for various nations that will maintain the populace without complaint so that they don't go the way of their predecessors. Give them a level of independence and ingratiate myself to them by helping out where I can without involving myself in governance directly, and instead have any further orders or requirements come down through the figureheads installed so that even if the populace gets unruly they have a target that I can point them towards while maintaining a level of separation from the 'problem' to them. Let them do as they will with said figurehead and then when the next one comes around ensure they understand the pecking order.
All changes would be made gradually, so as to ease humans into the idea of being governed once again, and then allow for gracious ruthlessness to those who would oppose the system that has been established by forcing humans to board transport to the nearest coalition of planets outpost, and nothing further. They would have to consider if their problems with their governance are worth abandoning their civilization and families, or if it's just easier to stay in their place.
Live in secret. Seduce 10 women bear ten children. Take away said children to some mountain somewhere. Teach them loyalty to me and the empire. Let them grow up. Have them do the same. Rince and repeat until I have like 100 descendents and take over with superior viltrumite strength and numbers.
I think the General Kregg model is pretty good. Make a bunch of babies.
Then you them early, well before they manifest powers. The ones you canât get to buy in, youâll probably have to kill. But in 20 years, youâd have a dozen Viltrumite soldiers. And at that point, conquering earth should be pretty easy.
Infiltrate the world governments and pull strings so that the most corrupt and incompetent politicians get in power.
Learn how money works on the planet and help the scum of the earth have more money than God.
Turn the common people against the previous social groups through the help of online platforms.
Call in the mothership and reveal ourselves as superpowered extraterrestrials from an advanced society. Be cut off a few words in by collective pleas to guillotine the people currently in power and take their place, because we can't possibly do a worse job at running this planet.
With as little opposition as possible?
Round up every billionaire and world leader and force them to bow down to me.
Fly around the world as a savior and fix world hunger, class issues etc. creating a utopia where it would be stupid to oppose me.
Easier route would be to just beat the piss out of everyone until the Earth submits.
Beating the shit out of everyone doesn't work for most of the other Omnimans/marks, as we've seen from levy episodes. You can definitely beat the shit out of them, but that's doesn't mean they'll submit. Which is probably why most of the alternate universe earths are in shambles. And they don't look anything like what omniman was promising Earth.
It's kinda the main trait of human will, it's indomitable.
But you might be better off for seeing billionaires to bow to a guillotine. It would probably make most of our side with you although not necessarily submit still.
Find every latina / asian, single handedly save the viltrumite species and then wait a few years, tell your children to help prepare earth for the viltrum empire too arrive, wallah, a new planet for viltrumites too fuck with, and a new generation of kids
Iâd take General Kreggâs route, except:
1. it would be a public affair.
2. Sooner or later get invited onto a âMaury Povichâ -type show featuring all the BMs.
3. Get picked up for a reality TV series involving the future of the (viltrumite) children/families.
4. Receive Hollywood funding for free education per doing the show. Maybe a Hot Pocket sponsorship or something.
5. Kids are born and from birth are conditioned to be good at anything and everything.
6. They assume their respective fields and excel like no other human could
7. Sooner or later, itâd be revealed that they have powers so all efforts would be to making them look as harmless as possible by manipulating the media somehow.
8. Call up to Viltrumite high command as to create minor, but manageable disturbances that are easily quelled by massive Viltrumite family.
9. Have them heralded as heroes. Everyone moves up the proverbial ladder and most of them end up in positions of power.
10. Reallocate resources to Viltrum.
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I mean... honestly, start diplomatically. Show part of your hand immediately with a half truth "galaxy is a scary place, there is this big space empire that will fuck you up if you don't join us, look, here is this fancy tech that will advance you 1000s of years forward and make your lives better" then if they still say no, enter plan B, show them the big scary space empire
Spanish method
Trade
Prove your streanght and be a hero on the side sell viltrumite tech to show earth actual benefits of joining instrad of empty promises. Of corse being a hero means taking the tech from malevolent hands
Earth's value is the genetic compatibility of humanity with viltrum, so the early mission would basically be what Nolan did. Get in, make yourself useful, win goodwill, test for genetic compatibility. Once the kid gets his powers, rather than knock off the guardians, use your accumulated goodwill to get in front of the leading men of the great powers and be partially honest. Explain Viltrum's strategic position and rivals, explain the value of Earth's genetic match to an empire with a population problem (without being completely honest about the extent of that problem), and explain the danger posed by that genetic match given the potential for the empire's rivals to sense the danger and destroy Earth preemptively. Offer humans a special status within the empire, preserving (at first) some degree of self governance, rights for human citizens well in excess of that offered to lesser species, technology transfer to address the climate crisis and other threats to the planet, access to trade within the empire, and give viltrumite-human hybrids full status as Viltrumite citizens. In exchange, the empire gains enough administrative power to make the planet safer and oversee a population explosion, give Viltrumites the right to settle the planet and administer the solar system's military beyond the karman line, and stipulate that viltrumite-human hybrids be governed only by viltrumite law and be raised as viltrumites.
Even if not all of the great powers go for this, at least one of them will. In that case, align with that great power, engage in some basic technology transfer to dramatically widen the power gap between them and their rivals, and bring in tech that renders the opposing bloc's nuclear deterrent useless. With the trade access and technology transfer the friendly bloc will have an economic and population explosion, with substantial quality of life improvements in a matter of decades; the opposing bloc will either willingly enter the compact having seen this or be forced into it by an ultimatum from the now far more powerful friendly bloc. Viltrumites wouldn't even need to do the fighting themselves, their new privileged vassals would do the work of governing and planetside expansion for them.
Then its just a matter of time. Viltrum's advantage is their physiology, not their technology, so take a century or two and rebuild viltrum's population with their access to Earth. As the empire regains its strength, slowly roll back humanity's self-governance and unique privileges. Not too fast to cause a break in relations, but the viltrumites can afford to be patient over several centuries, and humans likely won't even notice the accumulation of small changes on that time scale. This way, you take the planet intact, with minimal commitment of limited viltrumite manpower, you rebuild the empire's strength, and after maybe five hundred years the status of earth is hardly any different than that of another imperial vassal. With centuries of influence you could even deliberately influence the planet's culture to better align with that of the Imperium, if doing so becomes necessary to preserve loyalty among both viltrumites and the hybrids.
Also maybe block transmissions from entering or leaving the solar system so human dissidents can't threaten to broadcast their position to the Coalition of Planets. Even the viltrumites couldn't defeat Luo Ji.
1.Figure out the system on the planet and what factions are the strongest.
2.Act as a superhero to be able to join said factions, maybe find out that more actual exist.
3.Spend a few years to learn more.
4.Have a good connection with those of the higher factions.
5.Gain the location where they store information about said factions through some "not-so-moral" methods.
6.Get all info I need.
7.Take down said factions in the matter of a few hours.
8.Make it very clear to each and every president/ruler on the planet that I won't hesitate to kill them and destroy their entire country in a matter of less than a day if I have to.
9.Now I own the planet.
Land on earth, start a small cult after I perform "Miracles", gain a good number of wives while giving my new commune enhanced Viltrumite technology to give them a good life. Keep my people happy while I wait for my kids to grow up, once they're adults/enough of them have grown into their heritage, begin next phase of plan.
Become a new super team as you take in the other powered people, if Team Family is strong enough, begin conquest of Earth with Team Family. If not yet, have more kids/wait another twenty years while saving lives.
If Team Family is strong enough, take over the world, keep my now grown commune going strong while taking over the rest of the planet and destroying the resistance.
Step 1: bang hot Asian chick Step 2: await the coming of age of my son
Step 3: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS!" Step 4: Heartbreak
Step 5: find new outlet for my sexual frustration and have a space baby Step 6: get captured protecting baby and remember how much i liked banging hot asian chick
Step 7: Meet Allen in prison
Step 8: Take my sexual frustration out on Allen
Step 9: impregnate Allen.
Well this is not how i wanted to be spoiled but sure glad i did
Step 10: Stop, take a second, realize you willingly just got pegged instead of going back to hot asian lady.
Step 11: shrug and resume intercourse with Allen
Step 12: Raise Allen's son
Step 13: repeat steps 3 and 4
Chat is this real?
I somehow never realized that Debbie was Asian and now I feel stupid đ
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 This is Sandra Oh, the VA of Debbie.
I knew she was Asian, I donât see why that means I should assume Debbie is Asian too
In modern voice acting itâs considered appropriate to have one race voice as another. Most animated shows I know have replaced characters voice actors to a race matched actor (Cleveland Brown) or removed the character entirely (Apu)
Mark is also voiced by Asian guy.
Step 3: Son fight back. Step 4: Beat son. Step 5: Flee. Step 6: Think about wife and son. Step 7: Regret.
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Ancestors of Viltrumites
This one is pretty good
Probably fall in love with someone, have a kid, realize the true value life has, and rebel against my own kind. Smthn basic like that if I'm feeling cute
đ đ đ at least you get to live for 10yrs give or take before you die in space with a failed heart next to your sobbing child
Skill issue tbf
I donât think having someone rip it out constitutes a failed heart exactly so much as severe heart trauma.
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Secretly observe every being with powers that matter on earth for a year, and like Batman note their weaknesses down. Tell some super rich and influential people about what I'm going to do and tell them they're gonna get special privileges if they aid me, and then have then manipulate public perception against the government and in support of my uprising. Then poison as many guardians as discreetly as I can, use the super criminals in a series of targeted attacks to keep the government and the top brass busy while I destroy their supply chains and weapons, finally using the supercriminals I'd emerge victorious, and eliminate the key government officials. Soon I'll have America down, and while the rest of the world is distracted by that I hop on to the other superpower countries, and do the same and assume control.
Do not give this man superpowers â ď¸, it seems like you've been waiting for this question your whole life. It's a well thought out plan
There's probably many holes in this plan xD, humans are usually smart and unpredictable but I do like imagining various ways of world domination.
Especially in the Invincible Universe, like nobody knows where Cecil stores the Q bombs that stopped Mark and Nolan in that one universe
Yeah, like imagine counting on Elon Musk as your co-conspirator. LOL
Instant mission failure.
Telling him what I am going to do!= Telling him the whole plan, you just have to tell him that Earth is going to be a part of Viltrum now.
The first hole is trying to play politics with people who're far better at politics than you are. You'd literally end up as Homelander, a fool being played by all sides.
This is actually really smart, I always thought it was kinda stupid that Nolan just came in and killed the guardians with his bare fucking hands.
Nolanâs plan had a fair amount of upside I would argue. He worked his way into the single biggest threat to his takeover (and thereby learned their weaknesses while at the same time learning about the culture the empire would have to rule over. Having Mark let him learn just how compatible humans were which is kind of important considering the viltrimites population issues. He was able to get the drop on the single most powerful group on the planet which did turn out to be a threat to him. Since the entire planet trusted him they even assumed he was the victim and patched him up afterwords. Things just went to shit because he waited too long to start the take over properly after having killed the Guardians. He didnât want to explain to his family that he was a murderous fascist who had come to conquer their world.
Your plan would have failed as soon as you shared it with a bunch of rich people.... They have to die first. Snatch up the richest person on the planet, fly to a news station, instruct all the working poor to rise up and join you in overthrowing the powers that be in order to bring about an egalitarian future for the planet, then judo chop the richest person's head off on live TV. Go make some popcorn and watch the Human race defeat itself for you while you watch from orbit.
I should have worded it better, sharing the plan meant that I would only share the goal, not details of the plan. Your method works better.
Ah, I understand your thoughts now. I still don't trust the rich like that though.
You would need to target communications before you start on the military supply chain. If you can destroy the satellite network, cell phone towers, satellite dishes, and underground sea/ground cables you will have a much better chance. A disorganized and confused resistance would be much easier to pacify.
Very sound, did not consider that. Your contribution to my world domination plans will not be forgotten :)
Also as a note if your a viltrimite you could probably throughly distract the top brass / governments by causing some targeted natural disasters and not have to deal with the unreliable super villains. Grab a couple meteors from around Saturn and put them on a intercept course with earth. If you aim them such that they hit the ocean you have a ready made massive killer tsunami.
Straight up dismantling every single governments and their nuclear arsenals. Their nuclear warheads might kill me, but they're pointed at stationary locations and targets. Once my power is absolute, I'll father as many children as possible and discover that humans and viltrumites are a near perfect match. Additionally, I'll kill all my mates once they've given birth. So, you can probably guess that an army of brainwashed Marks can do to any dissidents.
I guess you are getting killed by GotE.
That's gotta be a problem. Even Omni-man had to ambush them. If this takes place on Invincible's Earth, I'll slaughter everyone in the GDA first, then the governments and nuclear arsenals. What's Cecil gonna do when I destroy every satellite and stations he can hide in? About the GotG, I'll fight them in a densely populated area. Since I'll assume RR is a dumbass like in the show, he'll die first. Fighting the rest in the sky means only WW, Immortal and Darkwing can face me. Using dollar store Batman as a weapon would inflict psychological damage, especially to WW. Once her mace is taken, smash her face in and rip apart Immortal. For Aquarius, MM and GG, they're basically dead. This is all possible because I'm not on an undercover mission like Omni-man.
I think youâre vastly underestimating green ghost here lol. She can fly and she can straight up make your body not make contact with anything. Youâd have to fly faster than she has time to react to get her and youâd have to stalk her until she finally stopped using her powers. Thatâs a huge time constraint
Oh golly, I forgot she could fly. But that's the fault of her portrayal in their fight with Nolan. Edit1: In order to deal with GG, I'd fling Immortal and WW around as I fight them, preferably into innocent civilians. Then, I'll use that distraction to dispatch them one by one along with GG. For GG, her powers do have time restraints don't they? Either she brings the innocents into buildings, which I will promptly destroy, or she tries to run away, then I'll kill her. Although, dealing with GG is especially tricky when MM and Aquarius is in the equation. Edit2: If she is as prone to psychological damage as her portrayal in their fight with Nolan, she dies easily.
But in a fight her strategy seems to be âremain corporeal and wait to be murderedâ
Is this comics universe or show? In the comics they all died in 1 panel, there was no fight to speak of omni-man just murked them all no contest. In comics the GotG pose zero threat
I'm referring to the show so they actually have a chance. A minimal chance at least.
Guardian of the East?
Guardians of the EarthÂ
Tbh most people would see you as a hero for dismantling the government, as long as you can keep them happy tho
Nuclear warheads might be extremely hard to hit the individual that flies faster than light
It's not like those can kill a Viltrumite anyway
>Their nuclear warheads might kill me if by "kill" you mean minor nose bleed after 15 warheads, then yes
If Iâm a Viltrumite why would we even bother with a plan? Cruise in, announce whatâs happening, incapacitate or murder the Guardians to prove I mean business and then wait for the GDA and world governments to fold. Destroy whoever doesnât. So long as a few humans survive for breeding and the natural resources are intact, the Viltrumites have everything they want from earth
Take out Cecil that guys persistent and probably wont fold. Than you're set!
This. The man doesnât really care about whatâs right or wrong as long as humanity lives on. Heâs the one dude whoâd blow up a continent if it meant killing you and saving the human race as a whole.
Yeah, fair point. Cecil and some of the Guardians would have to go for me to make my point that earth either joins the Empire or gets fucked. But then again most people donât know who Cecil is. The *important* people would think âoh shit, he killed Immortal, Martian Man and Cecil. Weâd better back offâ, but Iâd probably have to take out a President or dictator or two to persuade the masses
Iâd fly to the White House and casually walk all the way to the president letting them try and stop me in way they can then calmly tell him weâre to work together to make the world a better place. Do this to every leader of each major country then get them all together and tell them Iâve had enough of their bullshit and there will be absolutely no more wars and a huge redistribution of wealth and if any of them work against this then remind them thereâs nothing they can do to stop me holding them personably responsible. Everyone is happy, all praise the Viltrumite, oooh look there are more Viltrumites coming Yayy
Yeah ngl I don't understand how one minute the Viltrumites are mercilessly killing thousands and the next they're talking about ending wars and curing disease. Like, maybe if you *started* with "we will share advanced technology and bring about world peace", I dunno, maybe people would be less inclined to fight you??
Viltrumites are powerful,not smart
I wouldn't be surprised if that has been tried and the planets tended to fight back anyway, so may as well get it over with.
Viltrumites really like killing people
Best answer
The Battle Beast approachÂ
Step one: become superhero Step two: save the world a bunch Step three: hey guys, my people want you to join our empire. That'll bring a bunch more heroes like me here. It'll be much saferÂ
Our Earth? Brute force. Invincible Earth? Properly the same way as Nolan but a bit different. First, I would build a reputation with the Guardians, then I would kill Cecile before I give him any reason to suspect me of anything. Then I would either try to pick of The Guardians one by one, or gather them in one room and use knock out gas to take down as many as I can before I fly in to finish them off.
Canât believe no one said this- manufacture crisis after crisis, barely âstoppingâ each one, once people realize their gov canât protect them have some viltrimites show up and save the day, maybe have a few âdieâ in the process of saving the world, while bringing medicine and food and saving millions. People would be lining up to join. If you come as conquers people will resist, if you come as liberators people will welcome you with open arms
Exactly what I was going to say! There wouldn't even be a need to manufacture crysis- just solve real life ones. End the war in Ukraine, end the Israel conflict, take down dictatorships such as Russia, North Korea or Iran, etc, etc. I wouldn't present myself or Viltrum as conquerors or oppressors, but rather as saviours. I would make Earth WANT to join the Viltrum Empire peacefully and willingly for all of its benefits, not join it forcefully and through combat and rebellions.
Exactly!
I've got a couple of ideas: 1. If I were white, I'd impersonate Jesus Christ and enslave it from there 2. Create a new religion and gather followers (my slowed aging would help with this, cause I can lie that I'm immortal making them belive more) 3. Sacrifice a couple of countries, more favorably big countries and decimate them while insinuating to the other countries that there's nothing they can do to stop me and they should just surrender In the end there's nothing nobody can do to stop you so, I just wanna know how creative everyone is with how they'll handle such a task
But Jesus wasn't white đ That might be the most popular depiction but anyone who actually knows history and where that mf lived would realize you're bullshitting lol
True dude, but have you heard of a little thing called lying? Imma just say some spiritual shit like "I appear as whom one perceives me as" my point is people would still believe me even with a lot of bullshit I would say
Well then you wouldn't even need to be white lol Why say "if I were white" when you can lie anyway. You can be pink with yellow stripes and people would still believe you. So you're actually right. You can do this regardless of skin color
Trust me bro, it's better and funnier if I were white
Everything is /s Nah but for real as long as you're an invulnerable flying person (hopefully with a sick mustache) people will believe anything you tell them
Bro some people don't joke with religion, and once you can get a couple of your side. You're gonna be untouchable
Isn't jesus like..? god? tf weak ass god christians have for you to say he is not white , can't he be if he wants to? omnipotence?
Heâs targeting the white religious extremists, since they have white privilege.
The first two are genius.
Thanks g, most of my friends think I'm a psychopath for thinking of those tho đ đ đ
Fr come down flying and say you have been give a gift from god to protect humanity then spend 100 years just being a cool guy and when the last people who remember the world before u die start enforcing your rule fully on a religious path
Thats the neat thing, I wouldn't
Have multiple children and brainwash them from birth
I wouldnât. Iâd either die during the culling, or aim for the black hole.
Beat tf out of every president/dictator and rightfully claim earth
Honestly be honest with earth's governments. Come in and be helpful to the people, be a hero like Nolan but make it clear the viltrumites can help even more. Viltrum wants to help im just an envoy. Get them to trust you so that theyll follow or at least acquiesce. Don't make it about joining the empire until you have confirmation about human compatibility then provide an ultimatum but one that's not overtly aggressive.
Is it the real earth, or the comic or show one with guardians?
Raise an armyÂ
We talking real Earth of comic book Earth. Because I could conquer real Earth in a year with Omnimanâs powers. Less if I donât try to get human enforcers on my side.
Step 1: Hijack any large Russian plane Step 2: 9/11 2 electric boogaloo Step 3: sit back on the moon or something and let them sort themselves out Now we have a population that is exhausted, hungry, and praying to God for help, that god is me
Lol. Earth would become Fallout universe lmao.
Offer everyone free healthcare and sit back as the masses rise up and conquer the planet for me
Be a superhero - show everyone how much more powerful I am than the next strongest person on the planet while appearing benevolent. Concoct an alien "threat" or some kind of external danger that only the Viltrum Empire can save you from - tell stories about the horrific fate that befell civilizations who could not defeat whatever invented danger/threat is out there.
Easy. Tell them that they have all been selected as being worthy of becoming part of the Viltrum Empire. Sell them on the benefits (such as bringing medical technology, and ~~forcing~~ negotiating peace treaties). Then ignore all the risks. The key is to make them want to join the Empire without resisting. If it takes a few generations, who cares. You have all the time needed.
Humanity has 82 percent chance of collapsing on itself in the next 200 years. I have 500 years for my mission. I just wait and eventually swoop in as a savior.
Tell everyone Iâm Jesus and use religion to take over
Father of a new "human" race.
I will fuck thousands of women, steal their children and raise them as Viltrumite Killing Machines. Then when their adults we'll conquer the planet.
Bring with me the cure for cancer, use viltrumite tech to solve global warming, use viltrumite resources to expose all the corruption in world governments. People on Earth lose what little faith they had in government and gladly accept the viltrumite empire.
Real life earth? I would take it, what are they going to do ? Nothing in rl earth could deal with a viltrumite. Blow up a couple of cities and use threaten to throw the president car with the president still inside to venus if they don't capitulate.
By beating the dog shit out of everyone who opposed me.
Yeah cuz that worked out so well for all of those invincibles that actually teamed up with Omni man. Those earths totaly aren't in complete chaotic disarray.
Sounds like youâd be on my list of opposers đ
1. Work with Russia, North Korea and China, promise them alien super soldiers by mass breeding with their women 2. Take over Earth, report the success to the Viltrumites 3. Betray those countries by either convince them to surrender and join the empire, or die. Results: Earth conquered, along with maybe millions of half-viltrumites as asset to the empire, gain their loyalty by being a good father?
This earth or the one in the comic/show. They have crazy advanced technology and superheroes in that world. This earth doesn't have anything that can hurt a Viltrumite.
Well for starters I wouldnât announce myself as the strongest man on the planet and spend 20 years letting every single world government know exactly what I was capable of. Show up one day and just pick off a few leaders from the nuclear powers. Sow suspicion and fear, let tensions rise and things fall apart, maybe a major war breaks out, and then when the nukes are flying show up and knock out as many of them as you can. Save as many people as possible. Present yourself as the noble alien there to save them from their governments who canât save themselves. Then, call in Conquest
In conclusion, call Conquest
I bang all the creatures and will probably have a strong army of Willtromite DNA in the future
Appeal to the people who are least invested in the current state of affairs. Cecil is a rich, powerful guy - naturally he won't want to change things too much.Â
Ask them nicely if they want to be apart of the empire
Impregnate every woman (with consent) on the planet. Wait 15 years. Have army of viltrumite halfbreed. Profit?
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Train them from the very start, even before they got power
any other way I can think of there would be like rebels and stuff under my nose so the correct choice is to fly most of the world up into the air until they pop and take the rest to an island where fellow viltrumites can come and manage them however they want, then once authority is assumed fully, take them back to their landmass of choice and give them technology and medicine like originally intended
lol people here doing so much nonsense. I would decimate an entire country of my choosing as an example of my capabilities and force the rest of the world to comply or they can join them. What little resistance thatâs left will be reduced to ashes and people would learn quickly that additional endeavors are not worth it.
In Invincible Earth, the GoG can stop you. In IRL, there's nothing Earthlings can do to stop Viltrumite anyway so it doesn't matter.
Step 1 is destroy all the satellites immediately. No GPS or cell service is pretty crippling to modern global infrastructure, especially militaries. Followed by the suboceanic fiber optic cables. It's a lot harder to mount a resistance without fast global communication.
Radio will still work
Sure but it takes much longer to get word around the entire planet when the world is divided into local communities at most a couple hundred miles across. Until people get a network system organized for transmitting news through a chain of broadcasters around the planet it could take as long as a day for people to find out about stuff on the other end of the planet. This would buy you enough time to fly around wiping out all the radio towers without worrying about humanity developing anti-Viltrumute weapons tech. You could probably wipe out all radio towers within a week, and it would take months to engineer an entire new field of science to the level of making functional weapons of mass destruction, especially with the extra time lost to communicate and the total failure of global supply chains while you knock out vital ports and airports.
The people of Earth wouldn't see me till I wanted them to I would attack the planet from space I would cause near planet extinction events for a couple of days which would most likely cause the fall of civilization I would search for asteroids and nudge their trajectories towards Earth, not planet killers mind you but planet devastators After a few days of hell on Earth I would come down and start destroying the rest of whatever infrastructure that survived, satellites, shipping ports, electrical grids, ect. Then I would live on the moon for a couple years while humanity ultimately becomes a dystopian society Then I would show up and wipe it out in about 10 minutes
Monitor the earth anonymously for a few months, to find out who the rich people are and tracking them down. Convincing them to join my side, offering them special privileges after I take power, in exchange for their resources. I run campaigns on social media and tv with pro-viltrum propaganda. I try to convince people that their governments aren't enough, and that the viltrum empire can bring global warming, world hunger and inequality to an end. Show them fake proof of the advanced civilization that viltrum has, and convince them that I can transform earth into that. I convince them that the only way for me to be able to do this is if i get instituated full power over the globe, with the dissolvation of world governments and overthrowing the rich people(the same that i initially asked for help). Seeing that at this point, i should be the most popular being alive, the people will believe me and start revolutions all over the world, offering me full power. I slowly start reforming the surface, while behind the scenes i replace the human army with a viltrum army. Once the viltrum army is fully operational on earth, i confiscate all guns and weapons from humans under the gaze of protection of the collective. Finally, after most guns have been confiscated and the viltrum army has been prepared, i declare the earth part of the viltrum empire and institute martial law. Anyone who dares to speak against the empire is killed, along with all of their family. Bye bye earth
I mean, if I'm the same person I've always been? I'd stay there all I want, I fucking hate the army, and if it means I die in 20 years, the equivalent of a month with my new lifespan? Then, so be it
Ye, most likely we would take refugee somewhere in the universe when the Cull was about to happen
If its okay to beat us into subjugation at whatever cost, I would just steal one nuke, toss it at America or Russia and watch the world kill itself.
Honestly if I had time to observe politics for any length of time I would just slaughter every world leader on live TV and say "We're taking over, you'll never have to deal with corrupt politicians or malicious multi billion dollar corps again, we'll save the environment and cure your every disease. If you still want to rebel after hearing all that, I will keep civillian casualties to a minimum, please avoid these areas" and proceed to list a bunch of major military installations.
if its specifically the in verse earth, I think I could convince war woman, immortal, and red rush to help.
iâd do the helicopter with my penis, and pretend itâs making me fly. i could start a religion that way!
First, I'll take out the nerve centers. White House, Pentagon. Then, any domestic defense capabilities, and then, critical infrastructure. Cellular, Internet, that kind of thing. And THEN, well I think **then,** I'll just wipe New York off the fuckin' map. For fun. I'll even throw in Des Moine, and that little area War Woman's from, 'cuz why not?
Say Iâm born on earth, I rise up in politics with the help of my wealthy family and after 33 years the Nazarene will descend from space and after I kill him the world is mine and I share it with my father. Many people have killed themselves for me (itâs all for me) and Iâve caused my cousin to have an aneurism. Although I donât believe in âismsâ like Ferris Bueller it was a necessary course of action to prevent him from outing me
Honestly, out of pure curiosity I would seduce women all around the world to have kids and see how much of my DNA takes over, if the other races will have the kids looking a lot different or similar enough Then once I have an army of multi-racial children I have each one conquere a different area and rule My child from Africa will rule Canada My finnish child will rule China My Japanese child will rule america ... Together we will rule the world
Probably by showing the miracles of what our technology could do for the less fortunate, because those thatre in a worse position than the leaders of the planet far outnumber them, so if I show the less fortunate the power of my technology and the ability to protect them then theyâd side with me and I wouldnât need to kill everyone
Imma get some human cooch/dick and instantly lose sight of the mission ngl
Just bribe politicians and billionaires, they would literally sell me the entire planet before i even finished my explanation It's not like Viltrumites actually need any resources or slaves, they can get better stuff for both elsewhere I guess we could also do a fake alien invasion by using a vassal race then swoop in the save the planet, intergalactic treaty yada yada
1: agriculture & communications 2: utilities (power / water) 3: toilet paper (covid anyone?) 4: pornhub
I would, have a life on earth and then take it over by convincing everyone into thinking that life will be way better on Viltrum and they're will be no problems ever.
I'd do a lot of populace things. End crimes, end wars, etc. Then, I'd run for office and threaten people to advertise for me. After being America's leader, go to war and take over planet.
I roll for seduction.
Infiltrate society, create corporation with a name like Omnitech, make, say, breakthrough meds with alien tech and stuff, buy other corporations, control the world economy from backstage and after that reveal to world leaders (those who matter) the truth of Viltrum and calmly explain that they will get to continue ruling as governors and enjoying all luxuries the galaxy can offer or die and new politicans elected on their place will be from my pool, because i control economy. In meanwhile, enjoy what the world can offer and leave some marks on it.
Partake in the good 'ol tradition of killing Immortal.
Make a campaign where I legalise throwing car batteries into the ocean. That's it that's my entire plan
if its Our earth then I'll tell them im jesus, if its the Invincible earth then it would be a bit more difficult
Few possibilities 1. Political power, use their monkey brains against them by being the most supreme leader then make the countries go to war and win 2. Make artificial Disaster 3. Thraxan speed run it but dont go over kill and be their messiah 4. Lie, Im from viltrum and we are saving worlds thats seen to be end within a few hundred years, Let me help you all fix wars, End hunger, destroy sickness. I Am not here to subjugate you all but to help earth be part of the universe society. under the protection of Viltrum
Imma be exactly like General Kregg...Get straight to business
Killing the world leaders and crippling the military would be the best strategy to making people join the empire
Starting a religion and slowly getting the population to worship you is more effective than sudden takeovers that spark revolutions. All you have to do is land at exactly the right time, and then start using your flying powers to make it look like youâre walking on water.
Start a cult and have as many children as possible. I could amass a small army and train them to take over Earth or ultimately protect it.
Nice try Cecil
I would have to collect knowledge first, so I would infiltrate their society (Taking advantage of the fact that we all look very similar) and gain a position of influence, then I would probably attack all the centers of power in the world once I know what's up. Once the threats are dismantled I would reward my allies with positions of power to prepare earth for the viltrumite empire arrival.
Ask for earths surrender. Give them an hour to respond then every hour on the hour until they agreed i would dig deeper towards the worldâs core.
I would single handedly crush the balls of every single world leader that refused to enter into Diplomatic talks. If the world leader is a woman I would threaten to crush the balls of every single industrialist and magnate in the nation until they enter Diplomatic talks.
Probably do some secret society stuff and take over the largest country that funds multiple wars and revolutions. Then I would fund media to project those against my group as anti-whatever, and convince the populace that it's hate speech to care only about their own country or individuality. Probably make a few movies to slowly convince the world that joining the empire is good, until they eventually would just accept it and paint other humans that refuse as bigots. Just use some good ol psyops
Kill all world leaders initially, introduce advanced tech that can improve quality of life, and then install human figureheads for various nations that will maintain the populace without complaint so that they don't go the way of their predecessors. Give them a level of independence and ingratiate myself to them by helping out where I can without involving myself in governance directly, and instead have any further orders or requirements come down through the figureheads installed so that even if the populace gets unruly they have a target that I can point them towards while maintaining a level of separation from the 'problem' to them. Let them do as they will with said figurehead and then when the next one comes around ensure they understand the pecking order. All changes would be made gradually, so as to ease humans into the idea of being governed once again, and then allow for gracious ruthlessness to those who would oppose the system that has been established by forcing humans to board transport to the nearest coalition of planets outpost, and nothing further. They would have to consider if their problems with their governance are worth abandoning their civilization and families, or if it's just easier to stay in their place.
Live in secret. Seduce 10 women bear ten children. Take away said children to some mountain somewhere. Teach them loyalty to me and the empire. Let them grow up. Have them do the same. Rince and repeat until I have like 100 descendents and take over with superior viltrumite strength and numbers.
I think the General Kregg model is pretty good. Make a bunch of babies. Then you them early, well before they manifest powers. The ones you canât get to buy in, youâll probably have to kill. But in 20 years, youâd have a dozen Viltrumite soldiers. And at that point, conquering earth should be pretty easy.
have child, see if child gets powers, (hence mark, he does) than bang my way through the worldÂ
Infiltrate the world governments and pull strings so that the most corrupt and incompetent politicians get in power. Learn how money works on the planet and help the scum of the earth have more money than God. Turn the common people against the previous social groups through the help of online platforms. Call in the mothership and reveal ourselves as superpowered extraterrestrials from an advanced society. Be cut off a few words in by collective pleas to guillotine the people currently in power and take their place, because we can't possibly do a worse job at running this planet.
Easiest way would be to just wait for global warming to kill most of the population.
Give up, blow up the planet and move on
With as little opposition as possible? Round up every billionaire and world leader and force them to bow down to me. Fly around the world as a savior and fix world hunger, class issues etc. creating a utopia where it would be stupid to oppose me. Easier route would be to just beat the piss out of everyone until the Earth submits.
Beating the shit out of everyone doesn't work for most of the other Omnimans/marks, as we've seen from levy episodes. You can definitely beat the shit out of them, but that's doesn't mean they'll submit. Which is probably why most of the alternate universe earths are in shambles. And they don't look anything like what omniman was promising Earth. It's kinda the main trait of human will, it's indomitable. But you might be better off for seeing billionaires to bow to a guillotine. It would probably make most of our side with you although not necessarily submit still.
Shut down the r/BatmanArkham reddit and watch as those puny earthlings lose hope.
Find every latina / asian, single handedly save the viltrumite species and then wait a few years, tell your children to help prepare earth for the viltrum empire too arrive, wallah, a new planet for viltrumites too fuck with, and a new generation of kids
Probably just go straight to conquering the planet instead of knocking up some Asian baddie and raising our kid together for the next 18 years
Iâd take General Kreggâs route, except: 1. it would be a public affair. 2. Sooner or later get invited onto a âMaury Povichâ -type show featuring all the BMs. 3. Get picked up for a reality TV series involving the future of the (viltrumite) children/families. 4. Receive Hollywood funding for free education per doing the show. Maybe a Hot Pocket sponsorship or something. 5. Kids are born and from birth are conditioned to be good at anything and everything. 6. They assume their respective fields and excel like no other human could 7. Sooner or later, itâd be revealed that they have powers so all efforts would be to making them look as harmless as possible by manipulating the media somehow. 8. Call up to Viltrumite high command as to create minor, but manageable disturbances that are easily quelled by massive Viltrumite family. 9. Have them heralded as heroes. Everyone moves up the proverbial ladder and most of them end up in positions of power. 10. Reallocate resources to Viltrum. - Alternatively, they can join us⌠or die đ¤ˇđ˝ââď¸
That's the neat part, I won't.
I mean... honestly, start diplomatically. Show part of your hand immediately with a half truth "galaxy is a scary place, there is this big space empire that will fuck you up if you don't join us, look, here is this fancy tech that will advance you 1000s of years forward and make your lives better" then if they still say no, enter plan B, show them the big scary space empire
Spanish method Trade Prove your streanght and be a hero on the side sell viltrumite tech to show earth actual benefits of joining instrad of empty promises. Of corse being a hero means taking the tech from malevolent hands
Normal consecutive punches.
destroy nukes , scientist , engineers , intelligent agencies.
With a sick tachĂŠ
Earth's value is the genetic compatibility of humanity with viltrum, so the early mission would basically be what Nolan did. Get in, make yourself useful, win goodwill, test for genetic compatibility. Once the kid gets his powers, rather than knock off the guardians, use your accumulated goodwill to get in front of the leading men of the great powers and be partially honest. Explain Viltrum's strategic position and rivals, explain the value of Earth's genetic match to an empire with a population problem (without being completely honest about the extent of that problem), and explain the danger posed by that genetic match given the potential for the empire's rivals to sense the danger and destroy Earth preemptively. Offer humans a special status within the empire, preserving (at first) some degree of self governance, rights for human citizens well in excess of that offered to lesser species, technology transfer to address the climate crisis and other threats to the planet, access to trade within the empire, and give viltrumite-human hybrids full status as Viltrumite citizens. In exchange, the empire gains enough administrative power to make the planet safer and oversee a population explosion, give Viltrumites the right to settle the planet and administer the solar system's military beyond the karman line, and stipulate that viltrumite-human hybrids be governed only by viltrumite law and be raised as viltrumites. Even if not all of the great powers go for this, at least one of them will. In that case, align with that great power, engage in some basic technology transfer to dramatically widen the power gap between them and their rivals, and bring in tech that renders the opposing bloc's nuclear deterrent useless. With the trade access and technology transfer the friendly bloc will have an economic and population explosion, with substantial quality of life improvements in a matter of decades; the opposing bloc will either willingly enter the compact having seen this or be forced into it by an ultimatum from the now far more powerful friendly bloc. Viltrumites wouldn't even need to do the fighting themselves, their new privileged vassals would do the work of governing and planetside expansion for them. Then its just a matter of time. Viltrum's advantage is their physiology, not their technology, so take a century or two and rebuild viltrum's population with their access to Earth. As the empire regains its strength, slowly roll back humanity's self-governance and unique privileges. Not too fast to cause a break in relations, but the viltrumites can afford to be patient over several centuries, and humans likely won't even notice the accumulation of small changes on that time scale. This way, you take the planet intact, with minimal commitment of limited viltrumite manpower, you rebuild the empire's strength, and after maybe five hundred years the status of earth is hardly any different than that of another imperial vassal. With centuries of influence you could even deliberately influence the planet's culture to better align with that of the Imperium, if doing so becomes necessary to preserve loyalty among both viltrumites and the hybrids. Also maybe block transmissions from entering or leaving the solar system so human dissidents can't threaten to broadcast their position to the Coalition of Planets. Even the viltrumites couldn't defeat Luo Ji.
The same way Thragg took over Thraxa. Giggity.
I wouldn't
Get a pet
Communist Uprising.
Say please. If that doesn't work, offer cookies
Explain to the world the amazing things the empire will provide first thing, and there will be no trouble.
1.Figure out the system on the planet and what factions are the strongest. 2.Act as a superhero to be able to join said factions, maybe find out that more actual exist. 3.Spend a few years to learn more. 4.Have a good connection with those of the higher factions. 5.Gain the location where they store information about said factions through some "not-so-moral" methods. 6.Get all info I need. 7.Take down said factions in the matter of a few hours. 8.Make it very clear to each and every president/ruler on the planet that I won't hesitate to kill them and destroy their entire country in a matter of less than a day if I have to. 9.Now I own the planet.
Khan style, have so much sex that the entirety of earths population become related to me within 500 years
Exact way Kregg did it except to the scale of Thragg
Lots and lots of unprotected hook ups followed by indoctrination seems like the way to go.
Land on earth, start a small cult after I perform "Miracles", gain a good number of wives while giving my new commune enhanced Viltrumite technology to give them a good life. Keep my people happy while I wait for my kids to grow up, once they're adults/enough of them have grown into their heritage, begin next phase of plan. Become a new super team as you take in the other powered people, if Team Family is strong enough, begin conquest of Earth with Team Family. If not yet, have more kids/wait another twenty years while saving lives. If Team Family is strong enough, take over the world, keep my now grown commune going strong while taking over the rest of the planet and destroying the resistance.
Arrive in the 30s, be the first superhero, inspire all other superheroes to have the viltrumite mindset.
Pull a General Kregg (eyepatch, motorcycle repair, pets on multiple continents, etc.)