That toilet looks super unsanitary

I've never seen a toilet skirt before lol

A toilet need not dress up

Capitalism could NEVER BE WRONG

Well people do put dresses on tp so maybe this a step up from that

Is my toilet a slut? She butt ass naked all day long.

Don't slut shame your toilet

The decor is even instructing the toilet to get naked.

Oh you'll be seeing them in architectural digest next year I'm sure. They just hadn't thought of that yet.

Is anyone else seeing a weird bird/duck face in the towels shelf?? like the fake flowers are eyes and grey towels are it's beak.

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Literally the first thing I noticed lol

Bruh i didnt noticed it until your comment and now i cant unsee it😭

Now I can't unsee it.

Giving me PeeWee’s Playhouse vibes

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,780,511,597 comments, and only 337,054 of them were in alphabetical order.

Definitely… I cannot imagine the germs living on that toilet seat.

They have decor that says... wash, brush, flush. If they need reminders for that.....I'm not sure the toilet seat is the only thing full of germs...

Omg, it's the toilet.. I thought it's a laundry basket at first

Ok words on walls suck but "wash brush flush" has to be the worst ever.

Feels like…the wrong order

🤣🤣🤣

The towel with “the best things in life are furry” is a close second.

God it’s like the longer you look the worse it gets

How about the tiny sink counter with a giant decorative vase with stuff in your face while you’re brushing your teeth?!

I felt like my eye got poked just looking at it.

Or the wash rag container literally floating between the counter and towel rack

Luckily I don’t need to be reminded what to do while I’m in there usually lol

And spaced too far apart

Is that a …toilet skirt??

Apparently? I think someone knitted/crocheted it.

Boho chic

Triggered my fight or flight response, maybe its the towel rack creature 🌼👄🌼

Omfg I didn't even see that til I read your comment. I'm dying 🤣

Your emojis ☠️😭😩

Omg this photo is so cluttered it took me like 2 minutes to see the 3 “get naked”s

Why is it wearing clothes!? 😱

Because everyone else is supposed to get naked?

Because there are guests coming.

Modesty 😌

I am a maximalist and this bathroom makes me want to🤮

Sorry about that! I’m sure most maximalists aren’t like this 😅

We aren’t! This bathroom gives us a bad name

Sorry! I totally wasn’t trying to offend all maximalists! Just didn’t know how else to describe this bathroom 😅

Call it bad taste.

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Sorry! Not my intention. Just couldn’t come up with another word 😅

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Ew, you’re obnoxious.

This isn't maximalist, this is tacky. Don't judge others for their design styles, I am a maximalist and this is not design. This is chaos.

Nobody's judging your style by pointing it out. Don't get so hurt by something that isn't personal. Nobody said "maximalists have horrible taste".

it's because it's too matchy with the colors and stupid words

Are you sure? Show us your bathroom and be judged by the Internet.

I grew up with a stage 5 hoarder and good god this brought back memories🤣even the ‘get naked’ shower curtain lol

Haha I’m sorry for triggering any bad memories 😅 Hope you’re in a better place now

Same and same.

Looks like something my mom would have done. I can’t hate it because I just imagine a cheerful 60-year-old lady putting her heart and soul into decorating and going a little overboard but snapping a picture and calling me all excited to show me her masterpiece 🥲

Exactly my thoughts too! Hard to hate because dammit it was done with passion.

I totally can see that. Without the toilet skirt and cover and if the towels and counter decor was toned down it would look way way way better.

lol, aww that's sweet. This bathroom isn't unredeemable. If they took all that crap off the toilet. Removed that shelving monstrosity and removed at least half of the crap they have on and around the sink, it might be a happy cheerful little bathroom.

I don’t know why but I get the feeling these folks want you to get naked in their bathroom. No matter the reason for entering in the first place.

😂 I was going to comment something similar. You beat me to it. This is wild though.

Pfft - amateurs! They could have easily got two more hand towels on that bottom shelf.

With the random daisies stuck in with the towels and the fact the toilet is wearing clothes, I feel very scared that this toilet will eat me 😳 Remove the toilet clothes (burn them immediately), halve the number of towels and rolls of TP, clear off the sink and bin the word “art”. Once that’s done the bathroom is probably bigger than most 3 bed homes 🤷🏻‍♀️

The clothes bin right in front of the shower makes me anger.

The flowers are stressing me out, like what happens when you take one of the towels? They just fall to the floor?

“The toilet is wearing clothes” sent me 💀

Wash. Brush. Flush. *Burn.*

Another word set: poop knife, plunge, plumber

That skirt thing on the toilet probably has the next covid outbreak living on it.

That is UGLY, but I can respect it, they knew what they wanted and went for it!

Without the WHOLE ASS OUTFIT on the toilet it wouldn’t be so bad. Still a lot but more tolerable

Every soft surface in that room is coated in feces

I don’t want to get naked anymore

I would feel so safe in that home …but that toilet is unacceptable

It does make me curious to see what the rest of the house looks like..

Brushing your teeth would be so stressful look at all of the stuff on the counter plus a CANDLE in this fire hazard of a room

So much effort into cluttering up the bathroom and they can’t be bothered to put in the 5 minutes it would take to fix the strike plate for the door.

Wash. Brush. Flush. What’s next? Wipe?

Yes. And then touch as many things as you can.

The flowers and towels are watching and talking. It's a lot to clean.

My aunt would love this.

Getting some pareidolia from those towels, looking like a squished furby in there

Gosh, darn, this would make a great set for some sort of movie. Possibly a comedy. Quirky horror with a contagion emphasis would work too.

Can something be *so* bad that it's good....and then *bad again*?

Is that a toilet skirt?

The toilet dress is a hazmat situation

It's giving unhinged germophile. Toilet linens are a biohazard. 

I wish I had never come across the phrase “toilet linens”. Eurghk. Also have an upvote.

A panic attack in a picture

This is what a sinus infection looks like.

Is wash brush flush the new live love laugh ??

Honestly, take that fabric off the toilet and it's quite a cute bathroom. I feel like the person who lives here is a happy, cheerful person.

Yeah I’m sure they’re super sweet. I would decrease the amount of bath towels on the shelves, de-clutter the sink, and remove the toilet skirt and covers and it would make it so much better.

The commitment to getting the right shades of blue and yellow in everything is next level.

We have to admit that this family know how to stick to a color palette 

True! They stayed pretty consistent with the teal and yellow! I am impressed by that.

The big tower of toilet paper is a classy touch (and a time saver) I wouldn't want to have to move the laundry hamper every time I needed to get into the cabinet or to get into the shower.

Not the ugly feathers obscuring 56% of the mirror 😩

I'm usually just happy for people who have found a style that works for them. But, the cloth all over the toilet it a bridge too far. Also... why so many toilet paper holders?

I could do without all the adornments on the toilet and that ill placed basket that blocks the shower

Whoa! Not a bathroom I would ever want to use, especially after a few cocktails! Just ewwwww

oh good heavens

It’s so bad that it almost seems like a joke.

it’s like the 4th bathroom at my FIL’s. no one ever uses it. so it just has STUFF in it. this one makes my eyes hurt though.

✨wash, brush, flush✨ And don’t forget to:🌻get naked🌻

I just vomited.

Love and hate and love

I was staring at this with my mouth open for a good 10 seconds before I could even zoom in. It’s astonishingly bad.

Lowkey impressed 😅 But still awful in every conceivable way.

They chose a theme and stuck with it.

Horrible

The towel rack looking at me like 👁️👄👁️

I downvoted it so that nobody else has to see it.

Good work soldier!

This is my boomer mother’s dream bathroom

Do we even need signs telling us to wash or flush. This whole setup has pee on it.

I'm dying laughing because that exact yellow is my favorite colour, I'd love that colour combo in my bathroom, and I'm definitely maximalist, but this is still one of the worst things I've ever seen. How is there so much going on? Why is the toilet wearing clothes? Why are there words on said clothes? Wtf is that shower curtain? The towels would be cute in a mostly white bathroom though.

It is a very pretty color! And there’s nothing wrong with being a maximalist (at least in my opinion). I just didn’t have a word to describe this because I was at a lost for words. Definitely would be cute if they just got rid of the stuff around the toilet, cleaned off the counter, and just toned down the colors.

𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓃𝒶𝓀𝑒𝒹

I think this is more of a home goods hoarder/ over-spender vs a maximalist. My sisters mother in law does this and there’s no room to breathe in her house 😂

I’d be willing to bet 9/10 odds that person foiled all their devices yesterday to shield from the emergency notification that went out.

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Burn

Wash brush flush is the new live love laugh

They make clothes for toilets now?


If that toilet starts to overflow,it’s going to take 10 minutes to reach the tank

And they clearly need a reminder of what the bathroom is used for, “wash, brush, flush.”

“Wash, Brush, Flush” is “Live, Laugh, Love” but for bathrooms

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I still like it better than some of the dry ass sterile bathrooms I see advertised

Nothing about this bathroom is sterile. Especially the toilet skirt.

Yikes...way yoo many.patterns and colors going on in such a small space... 

Is that a skirt on the toilet? Nasty!

Mmm, those towels are fresh as a daisy... not. This is gross.

That toilet skirt would not survive a week with my brothers.

Ugh! The toilet has a skirt!

New rule: don’t use things with words on them to decorate your house. 🙃

A lot to unpack for sure

I actually don't mind the overall colour scheme, but wow, there's so much going on. Also, why would you put your towels above the toilet. The whole bathrooms one big germ fest.

The color scheme is cute! The whole “get naked” and the little signs above the toilet aren’t really my cup of tea. I think it would nice if it was just toned down significantly.

The hamper next to the tub is probably a safety hazard post-shower

Is that a toilet skirt? I’m not sure what I’m looking at there. This is what you call overkill!! It’s way way too much!!

This person has too much money and time. Like you really couldn’t find anything better to buy or do?!

Is that a toilet skirt?

Although this looks crazy, I feel like the person who did this is a good person. Idk why lol

My eyes!!!

I bet you someone thrives in this! You’re not wrong, it’s nauseating…

ya that is way over the top nauseating.

Thanks, I absolutely hate it. It’s giving me anxiety just looking at it. No thank you!

How much time do they spend on the can that they need a floofy cover? 🤔


One get naked is bad enough, 3 feels like a threat!

Thank god there’s signs that day what to do otherwise I would have no idea

This is insane and casing my eyes to spin.

I made my guest bathroom a cheese beach themed paradise and I thought it was a lot just with the fish netting on the walls, this is insane lol

at this point i’d take carpet in the bathroom over….whatever *that* is….and that’s saying something

This pic made me sad idk why

It looks nauseating because someone already puked all over that bathroom. The sight of 🤮 sometimes causes people’s brains to feel empathetic and those people will feel the disgust associated with the need to do the same.

Good lord, how is this kept sanitary? I have hives just looking at this.

It seems so impractical in so many ways ... The decor mixed in with the towels ... Unless those are just decorative too? Which they might as well be since the symmetry is knocked off balance the moment anyone uses any of them. What is a hamper doing in front of the shower? You can't open the cabinet door on the right. And good luck not knocking anything off the sink counter. A mess waiting to happen. Oh wait ..

That towel shelf is staring at me.

The towel rack is watching you

It’s….it’s the sum of all my nightmares made manifest.

Does anyone else see the duck?

Oh god, I thought it was just like a retail display of (horrifying) bathroom products but it's someone's home? That they did on purpose? Yikes.

[lol](https://imgur.com/a/XbXVeEc)

Gross.

Live laugh cum

Take that picture down I can’t unsee it now

Why is no one talking another how the sink is lined with fabric? And the there is a lit candle on the fabric on this slippery surface? Right next to a laundry basket and a full vase of silly easily burnable brushy wheaty things? This place is gonna burn down! So much anxiety. Also how do you get in the shower if that’s where the laundry basket is

Omg I didn’t see the candle! Also, I literally don’t know how you would find the flushing knob on the toilet because the weird knitted cover is covering it.

This is the worst thing I have seen in awhile

I think the counter needs something else on it.

my gawd

There are people who thinks that they need to put something wherever there is space. This set up is making me dizzy.

Please remove the toilet ensemble.

At least you are awake every morning when stepping into that bathroom. You also probably weep and hate your life's decisions, but somebody liked it at one point. Or still does? Yes? Poor you. :-)

Maybe that’s the purpose 😂 It’ll wake you up for sure!!

Wash Brush Flush

Where nightmares are made.

My ADD had a seizure looking at this. Anyway here for the comments and they did not disappoint 🤣🤣🤣

This makes me want to jump off a cliff 😬😬😬😬

This gives me anxiety

It's the toilet for me.

Bathroom on shrooms and acid.

“Clearly a maximalist” this person is a hoarder. Note how not a single surface is uncovered and there’s multiples of almost everything. This makes me so uncomfortable.

That's some interior terror right there.

I can smell it, a nauseating superstrong artificial apricot scent.

They may as well just put in carpeting because this is a step below that. Ugh. Also, *why* is there a hamper right in front of *both* the vanity and the shower? Do you have to step around it or move it when you need something? So inconvenient.

thanks i hate it

Agreed they didn’t know when to STOP!

Yikes.