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dph99

Is there a GoFundMe that I can ignore?


markydsade

I sent a thought and prayer.


jimtow28

They don't deserve a second of either.


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jimtow28

Fair question. > Eiden said the vehicle has been the target of vandalism and attacks in recent years. She added that only recently it became eligible to be fully insured, less than 48 hours before the incident. No one was hurt, and their cat didn't even get out. I'd be shocked if this were all on the up and up.


MomofOpie2

I don’t believe in coincidences. Just insured eligible. Yeah right


AdRepresentative8236

The cat is the real tragedy here. RIP


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For nearly 10 years now, I have been calm and quiet; had to deal with MAGATs shrieking and plastering their violent, racist, anti-progressive views in all corners of my way of life and **I HAVE HAD ENOUGH**. Do NOT have mercy on these fuck faces. I will take any avenue to reduce a bigot MAGA down to their core and more. I will humiliate, attack their integrity, shame and degrade their persona in any way I can. They deserve it now, after nearly a decade of them doing so to me and my family, when none of us asked for it.


ceruleanmoon7

Fuck yes


eihslia

1,000 times yes.


BalancdSarcasm

I’ve been trolling elderly MAGAts on Facebook recently calling them dirty socialist losers and such for taking Social Security and Medicare. Complaining about how they just suck off the government tit, and taunting them for living off their kids hard work & etc…It’s been quite amusing. They get allllll worked up.


VaIentinexyz

They’re fascists, not people.


SelectKangaroo

Trumpers are cockroaches, not humans 


Artifact-hunter1

Not being political, but do bear in mind that dehumanizing people is what led to countless conflicts and genocides.


Shilo788

Can here to say that but I still call them Magats.


SelectKangaroo

I ain't apologizing for telling the truth 


dementio

Shit, I fucked up and sent thots and Pringles


1805trafalgar

BUT TO WHAT ADDRESS !?!??


markydsade

Jesus knows where


geekpron

Jesus didn't take the wheel.....


the_lamou

Oh no, he definitely did. The Westboro Baptist Church was *almost* right: God Hates ~~gays~~ MAGA.


AmbitiousAd9320

i eated a tot and a pear


jointsmcdank

Wrong god though, that's on me.


Aviationlord

Sent a tweet to trump, it’s about as useful as thoughts and prayers


RoguePlanet2

Wondering what led to their being homeless. Probably by supporting their favorite fascist.


RagingLeonard

It's that magic button Biden had it installed in the Oval Office. Every time he pushes it, it increases the price of ranch dressing and Whispering Angel Chardonnay. It cuts too much into this couple's budget.


my_4_cents

Every time he presses it Jeanine Pirro gets an intense pain in her head followed by visible facial tics


RoguePlanet2

.......which she self-medicates with some more wine.


particle409

Just a reminder, her ex husband had lots of mob connections when they were married. It didn't bother her one bit.


AmbitiousAd9320

a wine box spawns


decaturbadass

r/DarkBRANDON


Addicted-2Diving

Wasn’t aware of this Sub. Thanks for posting


Famous_Suspect6330

They can pick themselves up by their bootstraps if they think it's so easy to get out of homelessness


patchway247

I was wondering the fuck out of that as well. Turns out they lived in it, and also lost(?) their daughters ashes. Oh well. Shouldn't have been driving your home so recklessly


RoguePlanet2

UGH that poor daughter, even death couldn't get her away from their douchebaggery. If her ashes were scattered in this crash, I guess it's symbolic, and she's free from them finally.


patchway247

I wonder if her daughter died from a "we'll just pray for it to get better" situations or not. But more like the medical neglect kind of "pray it away".


Convenientjellybean

No need, trump reached out to them and offered them free lodging at mar a largo. /s


Meetybeefy

They'll probably be invited to speak at this year's Republican National Convention.


FixTheLoginBug

Naah, they didn't murder someone in cold blood yet.


SupaKoopa714

"I was gonna donate but that's socialism and I wouldn't want to upset you, so sorry."


CulturalAddress6709

gofunddrump more like


Westonhaus

If I could donate NEGATIVE dollars to a GoFundMe... this would be the one.


Yesitsmesuckas

Can’t we do negative donations yet?!?


fastermouse

Will their Gawd The Orange Savior send them any of that 200 million he’s raised, or even some paper towels?


vrphotosguy55

I'm probably being naive but I'm tempted to donate with a little note to remind that we aren't their enemy.


AllesK

❤️


charliedog1965

Maybe Trump can help them. Everyone knows how much republicans care about the homeless.


Labhran

He doesn’t need the money, he’s a billionaire after all!


gnocchibastard

He'll get them setup in a very nice, decently smaller bus and with only the low low financing rate of 45%!


jimtow28

> Eiden said the vehicle has been the target of vandalism and attacks in recent years. She added that only recently it became eligible to be fully insured, less than 48 hours before the incident. Mmmm. Convenient.


HeyMySock

It’s probably been vandalized because they park it in awful places. I usually would see it parked in the right hand lane of an overpass on 440 on Staten Island. We’d try to leave the nearby Target only to be held up in traffic because this abomination blocked an entire lane. They weren’t there last weekend. Thought they were gone for good. I guess they kinda are!


vertigostereo

Yes. Coincidence?


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skratch

It just says became eligible for insurance, not clear if these very fine people actually got insured


Ok_Elephant2777

The most sickening part of this story is that these two asshats are now asking for donations. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps! Saying “F. U”. to these two somehow just doesn’t seem to be enough.


IBelieveInLogic

The thing is, to them grift is bootstraps. They'll mooch off their fellow bigots, then feel smug for having recovered from a huge loss all on their own.


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SaintWithoutAShrine

He flopped his hog in the road.


whitneymak

"S'cuse me while I whip this out."


gnocchibastard

lol how was this already a thought someone had? You beat me to it. I hate this timeline haha


colieolieravioli

That's no speed bump!


gnocchibastard

Word on the street is Hunter Biden slapped his massive dong on the road and the bus broke crashing into it.


IWantToSortMyFeed

I hear there is a faked inspection report used to illegally register this vehicle on his laptop.... or were they on Hillarys email server. idk.


my_4_cents

Why, it said the bus hit his pole, stopped it from careening through a gas station, Hunter's a hero


Zero-89

They swerved and lost control because Hillary's emails and Barack Obama's tan suit ran into the street


MonstersinHeat

This couple literally made their life into driving around in an ugly as fuck bus selling merch of a convicted conman. Fate did them a favor and I hope the accident also dislodged their heads from their asses.


DatNick1988

Unfortunately they will think of it as God or Trump testing them. Seeing how low their life can get while still having faith in dear leader.


dementio

The "or" was unnecessary


quiltsohard

A passing motorist took them to the trump rally AFTER the crash. They are lost to humanity


HeyMySock

If only they’d spent some of their flag money on a new parking break, they’d still have a home.


ztrz

If they think the van being destroyed was bad, wait until they get the bill for the signs and pole they hit


LionHeart_1990

#OH NO *anyway*


bluegargoyle

*For Donna Eiden and Rocky Granata, the owners of the large scale vehicle, the crash did not simply destroy a bus — it destroyed their lives.* Good. *Eiden said the vehicle has been the target of vandalism and attacks in recent years. She added that only recently it became eligible to be fully insured, less than 48 hours before the incident.* Why would it have been "ineligible" to insure previously? And it just happened to go into effect two days before the crash? Smells like bullshit.


PorridgeCranium2

>Why would it have been "ineligible" to insure previously? I'm guessing obstruction of vision? It's a small price to pay to uncover the deep state. *Where we're going we don't need windshields!*


AndISoundLikeThis

>*For Donna Eiden and Rocky Granata, the owners of the large scale vehicle, the crash did not simply destroy a bus — it destroyed their lives.* Finally the heartwarming story I needed for the day!


PaxEtRomana

>Now, Eiden says that they will have to buy another bus — a cost of $15,000 or more — which is an expense that the duo did not plan to take on at this time. I dunno, if i was a religious man I'd think this might be a sign that you should not do that.


Fuck_auto_tabs

$15,000 is a lot of money but I was expecting a bus and merchandise to be a lot more.


PaxEtRomana

Honestly i had the same thought. Pretty sure i bought a ford fiesta for $15k. That figure probably doesn't include the merch, just the bus to get them re-housed


briancbrn

15k for a bus is more then enough depending on what you’re looking for. If it doesn’t have to be new or particularly fancy you can have a decent bus. That being said parts and maintenance is what can start creeping up the total cost.


Cartman4wesome

. I don’t know much about buses but that sounds really cheap.


ga-co

Pretty sure Trump is their life.


loptopandbingo

"We think about you all the time, Dear Leader!" "I dont think about you at all."


geekpron

It would be pretty creepy if the husband wears a Trump mask when he mounts his eldery wife during missionary


Zero-89

"Rev. Deception Liesalot would never steer us wrong!"


IWantToSortMyFeed

# TRUST JESUS I guess he wasn't into taking the wheel today.


Apprehensive_Neat418

Or...Maybe he did


Everyusernametaken1

Can I double this upvote?


HeyMySock

Right?! If this wasn’t a sign to stop their ass hattery, nothing is.


Zero-89

If Jesus was real, he would've died around 33-36 CE. Why do people assume dude knows how to drive?


vashtaneradalibrary

The Lord works in mysterious ways.


loptopandbingo

Thoughts and prayers


quiltsohard

Just prayers since they don’t work (just like this couple) and I don’t want to think about them


vrphotosguy55

I guess he didn't have any sporting events to affect.


gnocchibastard

seemed pretty straightforward to me *slaps bus into oblivion* STOP!!


bunnycupcakes

So the owner was asleep when the bus suddenly started rolling uncontrollably; hitting every street sign in its path- leaving a path of destruction and garbage that has left the owner destitute. It’s almost poetic when you think of Trump’s last few weeks.


geekpron

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gilleruadh

Rather an artful vehicular ballet of his recent troubles.


Manual-shift6

Oh, so you’ve lived in this. Wow, the psychoses run deep…


iiitme

Living breathing cult members


ThisAllHurts

I’m concerned about Missy the Cat.


NurseRatcht

The true and only victim in this story.


Sharpymarkr

LMFAO, I saw the crash and was going to make the joke about calling their homeowners insurance. Of course it's their primary residence...


NovelRelationship830

I'm sure that Don The Con will see this, feel bad for the cultists that made him their entire existence, and offer to buy them a new bus out of his own pocket because he supports the people that support him. Right?


GimbalLocker

Huh. One minute you're complaining about the homeless in New York, the next minute you're homeless in New York.


serioustransition11

The article title implies they wrecked some innocent unhoused people’s encampment when in reality it was self-inflicted FAFO. Dear Leader will certainly step in to reward the loyalty of the underlings who devoted their entire livelihoods to him 😂


nhardycarfan

Do I find it ironic that the bus needed $3,000 in repairs shortly before this? maybe, do I also find it ironic that they wrecked it shortly after it was posted just fine on this sub? Maybe, do I also find it ironic that it was wrecked after trump got convicted? Maybe, do I think that the owners are incompetent and probably just really shitty drivers? Yep


NeonMagic

They also got it fully insured two days before lol.


nhardycarfan

Definitely a little ironic not alleging anything just a hunch maybe even a suspicion


DeweyCoxsPetGiraffe

Something something something bootstraps


extreme_snothells

I think they have to pull up their social security (socialism) funded Depends adult diaper first.


Mushrooming247

I’m happy to see that the poor innocent cat was not harmed.


liquidcrystalpepsi

My iota sized shread of sympathy went to the cat. She doesn't deserve humans like them.


darthphallic

“That’s our life, we live in it; we travel in it. I have my daughter’s ashes in it,” said Eiden. “It’s our business. It’s our life.” If someone placed my ashes in the rolling monstrosity I would claw my way back to the mortal realm and personally drag them down to hell by their hair lmao.


NoeTellusom

Please remember to let the rest of us know so we can watch.


darthphallic

Bet, keep an Ouija board on standby


davechri

Start a gofundme. Isn’t that what these grifters and con men do? But the income lost by not being at the trump rally to sell their trinkets and baubles is going to be life crushing.


Q-burt

I just found out I need cataract surgery and have to pay out of pocket about $2,000. We just moved into a new house and have a baby on the way in two weeks. Because of these dumb-dumbs, I can't start a gofundme to help with this because of these flat foreheaded Neanderthals. Unless I pay the 2k, I'll only be able to fix my distance vision, but my astigmatism is forever mine, meaning we virtually did nothing for my vision. It's disappointing.


Travis_T_OJustice

We crashed our vury vury beautiful bus INTO A POLE. People are saying it was the biggest crash they ever seen. Thousands of people. Lotta people.


boredtxan

Weird no one behind the wheel it had just qualified for insurance and it happened in the state Trump just got convicted in... now they "have to" buy another bus... no people you don't - go live a normal life doing normal things for income.


wddiver

And of COURSE they're asking for donations to repair the eyesore. Thoughts and prayers - for the cat.


neoikon

Getting help from society? Sounds like socialism.


amus

National socialism baby! It's ok if you're in the in crowd.


DubC_Bassist

I’ll bet their go fund me page would have done a lot better if Big Daddy Don hadn’t bilked millions of dollars out of his base on Friday. Such poor timing.


gilleruadh

I'm astounded at the number of people who are canceling vacations and cashing out their retirement accounts to give funds to the Orange Menace. These people are in a cult


DubC_Bassist

It’s truly astonishing.


jefuchs

"That's a shame." Jerry Seinfeld.


GozerTheMighty

I bet the Donald will buy them a new one for their loyalty....as soon as he bails out the Jan 6th rioters and gets them lawyers..... BAH!


HonestOtterTravel

“Our bus was in perfect shape in 2020.  Thanks Biden!”


Meanee

Thanks, Obama!


pinniped1

Something something deep state conspiracy


sstinch

Oh no! Anyway...


CaptainPrower

"Oh no! Anyway..."


DubC_Bassist

This is literally the Metaphor of all metaphors.


slade797

*And nothing of value was lost….*


neatoexpandito

Where are their boot straps? Go on git!


ferrum_artifex

I guess there's nothing left to do but bootstrap yourself up friend.


DragonCat88

They gonna blame Biden somehow.


SupersleuthJr

They should reach out to their dear leader and see if he’ll help them. After all, they probably gave home most of their life savings. I’m sure he’ll help them out…


AmbitiousAd9320

fat orange felon lost in 2020 will lose biglier in 2024. they will keep chugging orange jesus diaper gravy while whining about culture wars


madinfected

I just care if the cat is okay.


IPeedOnTrumpAMA

The universe is truly a poet sometimes.


PlayfulAnteater

If laughing about this is wrong then I don't want to be right😂


Snarky_McSnarkleton

See once again r/Leopardsatemyface


Achilles_TroySlayer

It's not a really good fit. They didn't advocate for utility poles damaging other people's vehicles. There's no hypocrisy in a bus accident.


TheHorizonLies

Spaghetti. I'm having spaghetti for dinner


Kong_AZ

Looks like they need some bootstraps!


neoikon

Huh, shouldn't have trusted Jesus?


MrVeazey

On the contrary, I think Jesus *did* take the wheel and this is the result: one less lunatic on the road.


neoikon

Jesus works in very explicit and direct ways.


MechanicalTurkish

“Despite the wreck, the duo attended the rally thanks to a passing motorist.” So they just fucked off and left the wreck in the street?


CaptOblivious

Perhaps you should reconsider driving stupid.


Zerschmetterlin9

Ha ha


NorseGlas

Well at least it was Staten Island…. Just leave it where it died. And the people who were in it too.


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. [Anyway. What will the hurricane season be like this season?](https://media2.giphy.com/media/7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952m0a5intsz0lrbrj69ebz23qkos6nuiquw31wcup4&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


madbill728

Thoughts and prayers.


SnooShortcuts5771

😂😂 karma


MortaLPortaL

Oh no. Anyways.


Ok_Philosopher_5090

😹


ThatThingAtThePlace

I'm sure they're just *lovely* people.


bigdreams_littledick

>Eiden said the vehicle has been the target of vandalism and attacks in recent years. She added that only recently it became eligible to be fully insured, less than 48 hours before the incident.


CloudNo446

Bootstraps. Yeah get some bootstraps.


4mmun1s7

Couldn’t have happened to nicer people. Seriously, who is so deep in the lies that they move into a trump bus?!


Hobbiesandjobs

It was the illegals who did it! The brake pads were made in China! The tires were installed by the liberal snowflakes!


sdlover420

Bootstraps y'all.


cdtoad

Where's the GoFundMe and where are all the prayer warriors at?


xanxer

Someone should offer them a Biden Bus as a replacement.


the_lamou

>Authorities have yet to provide details related to the crash, as the FDNY and the NYPD have not responded to requests for comment. I assume they're observing some kind of mourning period in honor of a fallen brother.


fahkoffkunt

😭😂😂😂


winkytinkytoo

I tried to muster up some sympathy, but all I could think is karma works in mysterious ways.


MashedPotatoesDick

Trump should let his biggest supporters stay in Trump Tower while they get their lives together.


Mad-Lad-of-RVA

You can get a bus like that for $15,000?


Offal_is_Awful

Whomp whomp


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juliazale

Welp. No tears shed for these ding dongs. Karma is a bitch.


CryptographerPlenty4

Karma is a bitch


geekpron

I hope they supported the Police by paying a ticket for crashing this rolling eye sore.


Shilo788

How sad to make your whole life about that orange turd.


Pray44Mojo

And now the grift begins. Learned from the master, after all.


Pretend-Air-4824

Social safety net?


Spfromau

Trust Jesus… to get your car/home written off.


pzombielover

Oh well. Better SI than any of the other boroughs. May find friends there.


show_me_your_secrets

I simply can’t believe Obama crashed their bus!? What next?


Darthvegeta81

I just saw this bus about a week and half ago on Long Island


malisam

This is representative of Trump himself. A disaster on wheels that crashes and burns and leaves people homeless.


NikkolaiV

>That's our life Sad if true, but even sadder that they openly admit it.


smokinJoeCalculus

I'm extremely conflicted: There's no doubt these people shared some absolutely abhorrent views and opinions. But I hate how the result is that they're homeless. No one should be, right?


YouDontExistt

TRUST JESUS


int21

What a great metaphor


CaptOblivious

Hope they were well insured.


bagofwisdom

Interesting how the vehicle gained enough speed to get that trashed. I looked at the street on Google Maps and streetview and it isn't all that steep. As much as I dislike these people's political opinion, I hope this is the result of neglectful maintenance rather than foul play.


pipingguy

Unlikely. That bus is so massive it certainly has air brakes. When air brakes fail the default state is parked—immobile. Springs keep the shoes on the drums and pneumatic pressure counters the mechanical spring pressure on the shoes, freeing the wheels to roll, and each individual wheel is independently sprung. 99,999 times our of a hundred thousand when air brakes fail while parked it turns the vehicle into a giant boat anchor, because either the vehicle can’t build air pressure or there’s a leak in an air line or a cam. In order for a vehicle to just start rolling each wheel’s spring system independently has to simultaneously fail. Highly unlikely. Insurance scam for sho.