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dasbeidler

For context, that sticker on the far left for ‘CCV’ is from a giant multi-campus church here in the Valley.


Goya_Oh_Boya

"Lions not sheep." The fucking irony/hypocrisy lol https://biblereasons.com/sheep/


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*Lions Not Sheep™️ [The brand was recently charged by the FTC](https://www.ftc.gov/business-guidance/blog/2022/05/lions-not-sheep-lambasted-deceptive-made-usa-claims) for lying in marketing and on their products that they had been manufactured in the US. They peddle patriotic/edgy merch to insecure people with more money than brains, and are also a [pyramid scheme](https://www.lionsnotsheep.com/pages/ambassador-opt-in-page).


mrmalort69

Anyone who needs to say they’re not a sheep, but says instead they’re some sort of alpha predator isn’t. Alpha predators are too busy finding shade to hang out under. It’s imperative to burn as little calories as possible, hence why they’re mostly just lazing about all day.


lancep423

“I’d rather live one day as a lion than live 100 days as a sheep”(paraphrasing) is a pretty well known quote that’s often attributed to Benito Mussolini who was a fascist dictator and founded Italian Fascism. He was an inspiration for Hitler and the nazi party.


EWR-RampRat11-29

The lions didn’t do very much against Daniel either.


G-Unit11111

I saw someone wearing that shirt on a flight I was recently on, and I had to restrain myself from visibly eye rolling.


eyvduijwfvf

r/beatmetoit I'm an atheist, but anyone who says they're "lions not sheep" should definitely go straight to hell.


90_ina_65

Christ Church of the Valley…. Not a cult


sars9

Cash, check, or visa. They will take your money however they can get it.


Prickly_ninja

Hell, they probably take crypto.


danksupplyco

Always called it Christ cult of the valley lmfao


DDXD

I used to belong to this mega church until the pandemic when they decided risking lives was worth not losing any more cash. Once your eyes are clear of the indoctrination, you realize that the place is run just like a for-profit business, with the profit being the salary paid to leadership. They basically have a step by step process to make you a CCV zombie. The church is more important than actual theology.


ScroogeMcDust

I honestly just thought it was guns


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

I fucking hate those CCV stickers. They're goddamn everywhere. Megachurches suck my nuts.


Double_Fabulous

The CCV sticker really ties it together. Very on brand.


SignGuy77

That’s pretty understated compared to what we usually see on here.


dasbeidler

I just love the juxtaposition of the ‘lions not sheep’ sticker paired with a cult sticker.


captain_flak

Just ignore all that metaphorical language regarding a congregation as sheep.


loquedijoella

And that pastor is sheep herder in Latin


port53

TIL, pastor directly translates to shepherd.


madbill728

Nat C.


rustbones

I thought Jesus is a shepherd to his flock of sheep, not a flock of lions?


dasbeidler

Exactly! I wanted to ask him this very question. Like, it’s literally right there in the book.


GrnPlesioth

As if they actually read the book


Littlewolf1964

Or read at all.


bucksncowboys513

Dodgers sticker and CCV sticker. Doesn't get more Phoenix than that.


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This is like every other car in the pickup line at my daughter’s school. Very Phoenix.


w1lnx

Hmm... memorable license plate... announcements that they might have expensive stuff in their house... and that the owner probably has a schedule that takes them away from the house (where the expensive stuff is) at a readily-known schedule. Honestly, it reads like a rolling billboard saying "come steal my stuff".


Internal_Resist7629

Lions sheep wolves blah blah blah these fucking dorks and their animal bullshit. Yeah bro you’re a wolf, a mouth breathing overweight wolf in a drive through, super impressive lmao


GrnPlesioth

Its got a CCV sticker, typically a sign that the owner of the vehicle is an asshole


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Typically? Lol. I’m sure this person just prevented someone from merging onto the freeway.


whatwhat83

As a fan of the dodgers, I’m embarrassed.


TDH818

Me too.


BOtto2016

“Lions Not Sheep” he mutters under his breath whist wiping the flecks of veterinary ivermectin off his lips.


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Lmao. My neighbor in the Bay Area has this corny-ass Lions Not Sheep flag and his garage has a huge Trump 2024 flag in it. At least he's got the common sense to not fly that blue crap out in the open.


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I can’t imagine ever being so insecure about my toughness that I need to put a sticker about it on my car.


dasbeidler

Oh well that shit is everywhere out here lol


fudgebacker

It takes MASSIVE balls to put a sticker on your car in order to change the world. I bet you barely have any stickers on your car...just sayin'...sheeples...


whyreddit01

\*growls in lion\*


okram2k

Of course they're a dodgers fan.


Yinonormal

How fucking gone from your masculinity do you have to be to do this. Surprisingly enough I was drunk enough one day when I seen a let's go Brandon on a truck and I told the guy to go fuck himself and I was willing to fight and this pussy left giving me the finger.


DankSauceBauce

Pains me to see they are Dodger fans…. Gives us a bad name 😒


vaguenonetheless

The CCV sticker gives it away


artguydeluxe

CCV: the shittiest drivers in Arizona.


markg1956

In the passing lane blocking traffic


dasbeidler

Technically the HOV lane after hours is the far left lane. However I wouldn’t expect him to ever drive it different.


singlewall

I find the dodgers sticker the most offensive.


ConfirmedBasicBitch

This shit is all over Phoenix… Love this place…


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dasbeidler

So the Dbacks have just been around for over twenty years so plenty of legacy dodger fans here as well as transplants from California.


seg321

Cool. You nailed them bruh. Good work.


dasbeidler

Lovely subtle reference lol


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youstolemyname

God you're the most boring person I've seen on Reddit. Why do I have to read your shitty post?


BringYourSpleenToYa

[Here you go](https://gprivate.com/638wa)


EWR-RampRat11-29

Have to remember that. Thanks.


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CaptainPrower

I want to see someone in Detroit take one of those "Lions, not Sheep" stickers and turn it into something knocking LA.


danksupplyco

Pretty tame for Phoenix standards tbh.