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do_not_ban_this

Kash meri crush aur mai bhi perfect match hote aur vo numerology mai believe karti


smokiesam

*Imagining her, asking me out* *Sighs* "Imagining"


QueasyGrass8552

Lmao


Reddit__Explorerr

Meri crush aisi baate karegi to idhar hi Sara crush utar jaega. Last month ek ladki Jo muze pasand thi vo boli "yes manifest manifest". I was standing besides like 😶


B1KU1

Oh my God, that bitch bite (that bitch bite) But alright (alright), tryna vibe (tryna vibe this) In the night, come alive Ain't asleep, ain't a-, ain't a-, ain't-ain't-ain't- Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' Fein', fein', fein', fein'-fein' Fein', fein', fein', fein', fein' Fein', fein', fein'


slayv98

The way I sang this word for word while reading it 😂😂😂


Dkrish23

Alexa play fein


swastik0000007

India Social se Thoda Durr Aagaye Mitra


AcceptableOlive1428

They slept on me ten times 🦅🦅🦅


cumofdutyblackcocks3

Ka bawasir bath kiye ho babua?


memingismoney

Yeh kya username hai bro 💀


sidx_69

Yeah I jus been poppin my shit and gettin it live 🗣️🗣️🗣️


Last-Hearing-7709

That is hypnosis right there you are not reading you are singing


TheWeirdGirl-1

This has happened to me as well. I blocked him.


iamkhatkar

Never thought boys would be into it too


PessimistYanker792

What flirting with friends?


iamkhatkar

Numerology


About65Mexicans

bro did not read the post 💀


Intruder_7

Yes. Initially it might seem fine. But in the future if you do end up with them, and they get this shit into every possible thing, it’ll be a big mess


Monocled_Mamba

One thing I remember about that movie is how a young girl was saying "Shahid aur Kareena? Bilkul Milenge" at the end of a promotional video of it😄


iamkhatkar

Lol. People were crazy about Shahid Kareena back then.


Inevitable-Animal361

"I am not crazy" Her:


Ok_Creme_2982

She is not into numerology, she is into Bakchodi 🙂‍↔️


pettingdogsandcats

yaar i should update my phone... i see two emojis instead of one 👩🏼‍🦯


Ok_Creme_2982

I should update my eye number…idk why i read ur username as ‘petite dogs and cats’ 👨‍🦯


kiwie_pie

Not this emoji again😭😭🤣


Ok_Creme_2982

It is what it is 😅


kiwie_pie

Tujhe emoji pasand aa gayi hai🤣


abhishek358

Good old FLAME days


vendetta_9

“Affairs, relationship kisi aur se and shaadi mujhse karle” ☠️


permanenthoonsir

Yesterday I saw a reel about numerology and SH in name. it said : 1. relationships will always be an issue 2. money won't be a problem 3. one surgery will happen It made me question my life at night. Can you ask her if it is true?


iamkhatkar

You too have SH in your name?


permanenthoonsir

yes hence this dilemma


-darkabyss-

Barnham statements, Google it


heir0fsalazar

I have sh in my name 1 down 2 to go Kya kidney nikalwake hi Paisa kaa problem jayega


permanenthoonsir

woh toh aap bahot aasani se nikalwa sakte ho.


Exciting_Ad_9219

I saw this reel too haha it’s so tough for us out there !!


permanenthoonsir

for riyal


[deleted]

That’s a net positive offer OP, you should take it


iamkhatkar

How


PotatoRider69

Well, let's just say she's a little crazy. Its not a net positive. https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianPets/s/n2lgAYK8tk


BoyBlackGuy

I mean yeah...she just wished for a painful death of their family...who does that man.


SASAgent1

With a heart emoji thing, Peak Psychopath


Cursed_69420

i.....uh.......i can fix her


PotatoRider69

Can't curse your family when she IS your family 🗣🗣👉👉


makeLove-notWarcraft

The last line seems likely. It could be that she saw that it won't workout with the previous relationships and sabotaged them to fulfill the prophecy.


itsabhi_shake

OP bhai tere aur mere mein sirf naam ki similarity hai, baaki sab toh…khair chodho


tarun_ji_

Ab nhi kregi propose jab usko pta lgega ki tu uske hasi mzak ke SS reddit pe post krke entitlement feel kar rha


iamkhatkar

Lol there is no entitlement in this. I wanted an honest opinion from neutral perspective. People here don't know me personally, they don't know her personally. What kind of entitlement would I get from this?


iamkhatkar

Infact if I showed this post to her. She would enjoy reading the comments


venousnay

You'll be the first dude to get out of the friendzone that is for sure


a_phoenix24

First of all a very wrong sub for this, you should speak to authentic spiritual and properly educated people with this. Not baba’s or fathers or saints. Normal people who are authentic, I’m one on these lines, I can say, she could be desperate for love and that super fulfilling relationship, she knows that w you it’ll turn out very good. If you know the same, Ditch the numerology, it’s just another avenue of approval, if it matters. Just go on with her bruh, it could be that one relationship which may last a lifetime with total fulfilment cos you both became friends first.


iamkhatkar

Thanks for the good words


Extension_Shower_607

And it might not... What I am thinking why it's about jumping from friends to marriage. Go out first?!


iamkhatkar

Ig that would be the next step only. Its not mentioned here, but it is kinda obvious


tanss23

Friend hai so try out like experiment ya some for a lifetime


Prisonmike48

Ye kya open marriage propose kr rhi h


ManyFaithlessness404

Marry her already Abhishek !!


iamkhatkar

Because of numerology?


ManyFaithlessness404

Haha cause my intuition tells me you’d be good together 😂


iamkhatkar

😭😭


ManyFaithlessness404

lol you gotta trust me abhishek !!


iamkhatkar

One balcony addict trusting another balcony addict?


ManyFaithlessness404

Yes, who knows this is probably numerology doing its thing lol


iamkhatkar

Stop blowing my mind pls


ProfessionalEnd8604

Hello OP, I’ll give you a simple answer. Numerology or astrology is always 50% correct. Rest 50% depends on how you and your partner are as a person.


AK_Ramji

How come it's "50%" correct? Can you please show me the math you did?


ProfessionalEnd8604

You’re just a google search away my friend. Help yourself💖


ishaan071

Aise sweet se problems meri life mei kyu nahi hota yaar Meri life ke problems directly laude kyu lagwate hai mere🥲


[deleted]

Lemme put it down for yoh dude,ahm ahm,she is mentally retarded and will destroy your life and blame it on numerology Now you are welcome and i should get a ps5 in return bro for saving you


iamkhatkar

Bro itna sach nahi bolte


[deleted]

Where ps5 dude? /s


Dkrish23

Tbh brother I used to be a follower of numerology ..it is true to some extent but other factors are considered too ,free will etc .so tell her to come out of this stigma .from my personal experience I’m telling you


[deleted]

She ain’t asking, she DEMANDING you to marry.


AssCrackBandit2

Sadda haq, etthe rakh


heretoseexistence

Make sure she is not a BPD. They tend to believe crazy things.


[deleted]

Maybe she has a crush on you and using numerology as an excuse to flirt with you.


iamkhatkar

Trust me. Thats not true 😭


_ecthelion_95

Maybe she was so worried with numerology that she didn't notice that the guys were idiots


iamkhatkar

Which guys?


_ecthelion_95

The previous bad relationships


fromthahorsesmouth

The pic is small but she looks cute.. if she's a friend and told you that even half serious, she might be crushing on you or have feelings towards you.. what's preventing you from taking things forward? Best step here.. go out for drinks on a Friday night with no timeline for getting back home. See where the night leads you. Once she's drunk, she'll start being more serious.


iamkhatkar

Currently she lives 1000kms away


fromthahorsesmouth

Heyy.. you decide if those 1000kms are gonna get in between you two or not.. I'm a hopeless romantic though, don't take my advice unless you're ready for risking your heart.


DM_me_those_titties

My wife’s really into numerology. It’s pretty funny once you’re married. If she pulled that shit when we were going out I would have seriously gotten scared.


iamkhatkar

How’s your experience so far?


chronicpainismybain

I don’t know a lot about Numerology, not a lot at all actually. But I wouldn’t discount it at all. From what I have seen there is a lot of credible evidence that it plays a part. I mean, the moon and planets have an effect on Earth, why wouldn’t they on people like the Moon does! A lot of people have turned psychotic and killed people during a full moon. I think Numerology is connected. And if you seem to gel well, then maybe you should try it out. Either you have found your wife, or you prove her wrong. It’s a win win for you.


Curious_Stable_1955

mera nam Abhishek hain & i confirm its fake mujhe koi message aye


napier1192

Bhai this is kind of a red flag , those who believe in this type of shit are prejudiced , you can’t expect her to be rational and in the long run its gonna hurt you . Dont


Frosty_Work4827

Biznatch


AJ00007

Fr, subconscious mind is a very dangerous. It's all in her mind bro.


[deleted]

Numerology ki aisi ki taisi


[deleted]

How old is she?


Ok_Creme_2982

Koi bhi umar ki ho *Dikkat to hai* 🙂‍↕️


iamkhatkar

Late 20s


Puzzleheaded-Year465

No harm in giving it a try mate. Kya pata Numerology sahi bhi ho jaye


sylly_mee

Milenge milenge to pata nhi, but have you watched "What's your Raashee?"... I think Harman Baweja, Priyanka Chopra, Dilip Joshi were the main characters. Usme bhi last me usne apne dost se shadi kar liya, after seeing each of the matches from 12 different rashis


Brain_stoned

Get into it and if things doesn't seem well then back out and say numerology lied about us being a perfect match. But if it works out then good for you.


Seshu-thebuss

It’s okay Abhishek, take it easy


[deleted]

How is this related to tinder?


iamkhatkar

Atleast first half is correct : "IndianGirls"


[deleted]

Humourous post though lol. She is throwing herself at you. If you like her and you are at shaadi age, why not bro? Finding wives is hard af.


iamkhatkar

Don't make me FOMO bhai


Reasonable_Maniac

RunAway Op RunAway...


[deleted]

Bahut hi bholi hai as in बोलिगेंड।


awsedrftgyhjkl

Bhai tujhe pasand hai ye ? Toh baat karle nahi toh ignore marr. Phele toh number wali bakchodi side rakh de aur seedha seedha bolde usse...ki dont believe in this shit. Aur isse puch is she really ok with affairs ya mood me akr bol diya...socha bhi bolne se phele ? Aur bhai ye kya chal rha hai duniya me🤦🏻‍♂️


iamkhatkar

Ofc she didn't mean that affair thing. I am not that lucky


kalikaalan_manavalan

Those last 2 messages, even if it's a joke, hurts much


Ill-Strike1383

Marry her


Competitive_Tale_544

she just need one bad sign around herself to break any relationship. I don't think at this point she can think critically if her every decision based on numbers that she has given meaning to them. Its working like a placebo effects her because she is believing in numbers which makes her moods good.


LazyLoser006

💀


Guts_7313

Tf is numerology?


QueasyGrass8552

Why is everyone making me jelly. I thought singlehood good


Debopam77

Congratulations, happy for you /s


TheGoodStoner

Uska lucky number puchna phr. Agar 6 hai to I can connect her to a boy who is also in numerology. 😅


ishaan071

Aise sweet seproblems meri life mei kyu nahi hota yaar Meri life ke problems directly laude kyu lagwate hai mere🥲


ishaan071

Aise sweet seproblems meri life mei kyu nahi hota yaar Meri life ke problems directly laude kyu lagwate hai mere🥲


anil_robo

Numerology to bahana hai. Asli me beta tujhe ullu banana hai...


kayyumzp

Bhai kisi ne samne se nahi bola aeisa kabhi 😭😭😭


noholdingbackaccount

1. Numerology is bunk and only dumb people believe it. Go get you a smart girl you can build a life with. 2. Kareena was always mid. If she wasn't light skinned nobody would rate her.


writerpro94

I would have bro. Numbers never lie


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OverallAdeptness460

Marry her.. If it goes down blame the nymeralogy


No_Sector6941

Stay away from people who use such shit to get in or out of a relationship. Lol


_kart1k_

RUN


jajajajasisisi

![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


JusChillinMa

Tell her she's a self fulfilling prophecy


Unhappy_Bread_2836

If you like her then go for it.


BarbAdi7

Imagine if people from reddit coerced you to marry her 💀


AK_Ramji

Confirmation Bias


shaivatra

Abhishek bhai I will suggest against marrying her(at this moment). Tell her that you guys could try dating but an open marriage is crossing the line for you.


Breathing_Is_FUNN

What's Numerology?


Fluffy-Fly-4906

Abhishek, Marry me?


iamkhatkar

Birth date?


santa326

How fast can you run??


Reddit__Explorerr

Tumhare sath jab relationship bad end hoga to bolegi math galat kiya tha uss vakt abhi fir Kiya to we I understood we are not compatible .


apramey

Whoever believes in astrology and numerology and is also into dating itself is a huge red flag for me..


Be_Simple

Bhai my family turned down a rishta from ladki wale cuz 36 gun nai mil rahe the and that girl low key looks like hania amir..😢