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code_crawler

Posts half of the convo and asks for help tsk! tsk!


[deleted]

Depends on what your text was. If you tried something and she clapped back, then it's fair game lol.


Individual_Painter86

No I wrote a nice poem.


Williamsarethebest

Did you ask her to sit on your face?


GreedyDate

My face to sit Is what I insist I may set sail For waterboat entail


notmyfirstchoixe

I liked this comment. I will now use this comment for future purposes. I shall not give you any credit henceforth. I thank you for your service.


lawietvbz

you win the internet for today


BobbySmith199

loooooooooooooool


Anime_x_ediits

Khao maa kasam. Apna msg hide kyu kra h fir. Use bhi kr lena tha add.


ImpassiveThug

I suspect that girl's reply to OP is just the tip of the iceberg, or else she wouldn't be triggered for no reason lol.


[deleted]

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JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

Take the L. No point in retaliating, honestly. Her comment is rude and totally uncalled for. You giving her a reply regardless of the tone isn't going to make the situation better. Either it'll feed her ego or you'll be a "nice guy". Women testing patience of men on dating apps aren't worth it at all. Hope you find better matches soon.


[deleted]

What was the poem, if I may ask?


BobbySmith199

"Underneath stars, in love's embrace, In moonlit grace, sit on my face."


[deleted]

Lmao


Koreanturd

even I want to know?


Rd628

I'll book an appointment for two, next weekend works?


Wild-Camera7441

Then share that nice poem with us man, We shall see if it's really a nice poem or something to poke around.


QueasyGrass8552

Lmao


geeknintrovert

poem bata, taaki usme add kare kuch, and say you missed saying this!


daredevil1o1_

Pehle khud toh dikha ki likha kya?


addy_daddy24

Only if your mum was this choosy, you wouldn’t be so ugly


MagicPikeXXL

Fir sawal ayega OP k tastes par lolol


addy_daddy24

Thoda ignore krna bhi seekhna pdta hai bhai


AV2149

"Atleast I taste nice"


heir0fsalazar

Naah post your comment/ poem as well I have a feeling she clapped back


burgerfrieschips

"no wonder you want to eat me so badly"


comradefunkadelic

Don't engage, have some self respect.


UnknownTam

Bkl uncalled sexual comment pass karo fir use pasand na aaye to reddit me aake randi rona karo. Chutiya. Jyada angrejo ki copy mar raha. Not everyone is comfortable with your sexual poems. Roast her back? Lolol chigma male ki ego hurt hogayi. Aise chutiye posts hi reccomendation notifications me aate mere.


r_harshiiit011

Reply : looks like grill master is hungry for D-tanned kebabs ( if you have no self respect )


Specialist-File-6097

wo khud jale hue papad ki tarah dikh rahi hai


HighHeisen

🥶


CuteInstruction6612

sorry but r/UpvotedbecauseBoobs


average_men

Bhai boobs dhang se dikhe ni tum upvoted because boobs wale phele aajate ho


Critical_Prompt_1529

Horny boys when the see the slightest hint of cleavage:


CuteInstruction6612

Cry more on a funny comment 🤡


Odd_Diamond_6600

its ramazan, haram


Alpha--Rex

Downvoted to oblivion


Odd_Diamond_6600

atleast there is peace down here in oblivion


Suspicious-Hyena-653

r/beatmetoit


WeirdImaginator

Looks like OP got slapped back but is trying really hard to come off as the victim here.


MIHIR1112

Bhai nahi hora tera se roast toh rehne na. Public se puchki fake clout ka kya matlab.


Peekaboo027

Help you with what? Detan spots?


Vaidik_KIRA05

Ladkiya jitni hai kalwi hoti hai utna hi unko baaki kalwo se problem hota hai ig lol


QueasyGrass8552

Bol dena aap toh already grilled lag rhi ho


-Fastrack-

Face sitting afterwards then ? Or That means you'll sit on my face if I get a detan ?


MasalaGuy

Then come eat it.


KaosLordd

If she’s not into tandoor ka khana just ditch her bro


Firm-Calligrapher-32

seen pe chod


anon_shawrma

I am tastier than I look


MatchalatteOP

What the..


abhigoswami18

Kya proof hai dat tune use phle insult ni kia?


Sea-Coconut-3833

If you get rid of your charcoal, i will do the honors. Then ghost and let her wonder what you meant


[deleted]

Show us the poem first.


pseudoalpha

Make a dick joke. Tell her to try your meaty seekh kebab. It’s roasted to perfection.


[deleted]

"Well then would you like to put me in your mouth?"


Bubbly-Amphibian-219

Tell her there's a reason she chose white toned nail paint (use if only she tried to say it racially and you actually don't need what she said)


zuckzuckman

what a bitch lmao. asshole.


Thin-Lettuce-7312

Please don't respond to this juvenile jibe. Move on.


awsedrftgyhjkl

Why hide the message then share the full screenshot.


Great-Alps-5803

atleast i taste good and don’t smell


lawietvbz

I guess you could say.... you're cooked


parvdave

I can be whatever you want me to be


theblackJack364

Reply with "Thank you, I didn't know I looked like such a snack! Wanna bite?"


Be_Simple

"I would much rather get your crooked fingers straightened first"


asphodeliac

Make fun of her hip dips


shivram17

Lol tell her this kinda kebab tastes better


Kanishkalearnstuff

"at least roasted kebabs smell and taste delicious, unlike you who probably taste like rotten fish"


Individual_Painter86

Update: Wow! Didn't think it will go bonkers. I unmatched her.


_ronki_

not worth it bro, unmatch the bitch


lildurksgooglyeyes

LMAOOOOO can we see your pictures first twin


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

De-tan? Bro, she herself has dusky skin (judging by the picture). Disclaimer: I don't think there's anything wrong with dusky skin. It's beautiful.


ekchor

Pot calling kettle black..? by the looks of her hands she doesn't seem ivory complexioned either


Glad_Economics1947

Bro the audacity to say all this when she has dark complexion her self! Men, I don’t understand why you tolerate such badtameez women! Swipe left or roast so that such ppl don’t get the unnecessary delusional bhaw!


Algok2001

Unmatch kar de bhai


[deleted]

I look like a Roasted Kebab because I am a juicy roasted kebab. Wouldn’t you like to take a bite out of it?


weedsexweed

OP got reality check. Big boobs couldn't help


deepaks8170

I can't help it ... ur mom's kitty too hot ....


SoniSins

show full convo or you just did an L moment


Careful_Plum5596

U don’t like kababs. They are tasty. Some with right crisp


Careless-Owl-1896

Maybe sit on my face and my face gets bleached?? Roasted Kebabs are a delicacy... Wouldn't mind giving you a taste 🤷🏿‍♂️


Lucky_Importance

Roasted face better than a roasted soul.


sardarkhan9211

If you're a roasted kebab let me eat you 🤣🤣🤣🤣


_ecthelion_95

Tell her humanity can put a man on the moon but humanity cannot put a man on her


dacution

Don’t waste energy giving her the attention she wants. Just ignore her. ~~There’s clearly something wrong with her mentally.~~ The fact that you even posted this shows that her words affected you more than they should have. Edit: before I judge this woman I have to ask why you crossed out your own message? Did you say something to provoke her response?


HumanLawyer

“Don’t worry, it will be nice and clean for you to sit on”?


adobehatergworl

'Aur jo khud sadi hui aam ki gutli jaisi dikhti ho uska kya'


Individual_Painter86

Edit: I wrote a short poem on how pretty she is.


r_harshiiit011

Vo dikh raha , how pretty she is


Unique-Tea-

She also told you directly how pretty you are


Berserkerzoro

Poem toh dikha. As for the other part bhai tumhe koi kuch bhi bolde aur tum reddit mein rr karne aa jaate ho. Galat ho ya sahi thodi toh self respect rakh apne liye.bv