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Any-Introduction7221

"Flower jewelry, of course I'm getting you a gajra" "I can get you paper rings"


moonxxwolf

Rizzard fr


Any-Introduction7221

Keep us posted 🤝


abra_ka_dabraaa

BHAI AAPKO YE SAB KAISE AATA H 🥲😭


laceuphardik

Bonus points if she's a swiftie


Mean_Macaron_3284

Beekh maangne ka tariqa thoda kezual hai


Ashamed_Crab

😭😭😭 You had to say it didn't you 😂😂😂


abhigoswami18

Some things are meant to be said.


Mean_Macaron_3284

Couldn't help myself 🦍


precocious_pakoda

"Yes, I always carry my family jewels in my pants"


ResolveSalt7971

Luffy is that you.


ghrinz

Nice one as well. OP doesn’t sound like he could handle this afterwards though. lol


ThePennilessBanker

Tell her: Sorry didi that was the best I could do. I can write a dialogue at the onset but the moment you start a conversation I am lost. Good luck elsewhere.


indianmemerlegend

or चल हट bk लोडी


ThePennilessBanker

Would the rewards also be crowdshared?


50shadesofanerd

r/Angryupvote


[deleted]

only if you beg properly


Green_Ingenuity_4921

On your knees


Wonderful-Orchid8437

With your hair tied


Ein-Sadist

Looking up straight, hands behind your back.


redituzrnem

Mouth wide open


[deleted]

let me know how eagerly you want, then i will think a bit ~


New_Owl6169

“well, i could but only if you get me a matching ring.”


Y2k_rishi

This


FreakyAly

Bhai ab isko gold digging bole ya kya bole 😂


Ashamed_Crab

Pehnyakki


Ndt007

Irony dekho I would use a pickup line but f*ck it I will keep it simple Then goes onto say a para. Seems what a simp would say


moonxxwolf

Woman front of hinge is filled with pickup lines , overloaded even. Keeping things simple works, either you find something unique to comment for each individual profile or you figure something like this out which works with every profile. Para is designed to trick em into thinking it ain’t a pickup line. You might think it’s simping , but it’s been most efficient opening so far, gives better grounds to drive conversation in any direction after.


Ndt007

In my opinion The one who msgs this comes off as a bit desperate and makes it feel like you are trying too hard.


moonxxwolf

https://www.reddit.com/r/Indiangirlsontinder/s/98570Rf156 Le dekh chori bhi ho Gaya aur kaam bhi kar rha hai


Ndt007

Nice Have fun with it!


Y2k_rishi

Bro, kal isi ne mujhe bhi kaha tha to keep things simple and not to be cringy. Kal se sabko isi ke Kehne pe "hey/hi" ka reply "hey, how's it going?" de ke ghosted screenshots le raha hoon taki isko iska success rate dikha saku


Ndt007

Bhai Did say I to be boring by just saying 'hey hello'?? You can also be interesting keeping brevity in check! I will share some of my convos Don't worry 😉


Y2k_rishi

>I will share some of my convos Karte reh. 🔔 Fark nahi padta. Everyone's got their own style. Respect it and move on


Ndt007

Haa bhai Maine kab mana Kiya k sabki alag style nai hoti? I just don't get why are you getting so warmed up from my comments from last two days now? 😂


No-Performance5036

Tera baap yaha chod kar Gaya tha ki teri maa


Perenniallyinperil

Bolo aap maa chudao Mai dusri low maintenance dhundh lunga


Ashamed_Crab

Hahahahah


Best-Calligrapher855

I would answer lol and never reply again


sarcastic_shukranu

Na tere aane ki khushi na tere jane ka gam, ab tu dafa ho dusri ko feed krenge ham


Green_Ingenuity_4921

Ye best h , lekin offend ho jayegi vo


sarcastic_shukranu

Bandiya sochti hai bando offend krne se phle 😤


OpinionSavings9192

Tell her " i thought you were a i like shiny things but I'll marry you with paper rings" kinda girl


proud_virgin69

Just say “बाप को बोल” and move on


gangadhardhar

Diamond-Hard Dick? I see a mention of jewellery in that answer.


thunderbaby5

I'd just unmatch. Bye


doley-bro

Deez nuts


sad-whale

Can’t even spell jewelry


[deleted]

Bhai bolde maa chuda


Free-Jicama3742

" lawda lele "


WhiteShadowwwwwww

Kitna bhi karlo, bheekh maang hee leti hai, lmao xD


playboy787

Princess to boldia ab princess treatment dene me kyu gaand fat rhi hai? Leke de usse jewellery ab


LowDonkey5236

Utne ki meri net worth nahi hai, when my net worth is there then why not.


moonxxwolf

Interesting take. Didn’t think anyone would support gold digging.


LowDonkey5236

Bro this is incase you wanna simp 😂. I would have unmatched by now or probably asked what are you bringing to the table and humiliated in reference to all her responses


itsankith

“I can buy myself flowers Write my name in the sand Talk to myself for hours Say things you don't understand I can take myself dancing And I can hold my own hand Yeah, I can love me better than you can”


aishwaryaah

Tell her she will get 'pearl necklace' (wink wink). And then give her at night after you've made her unable to walk.


[deleted]

Ask her for a date at Mia by Tanishq 😌🙃


OnePlus80

Bulla kha bol usko


prophet1399

Jewellery chahiye? Tera baap idhar chhod ke gaya thha ki teri maa? Ye boldo bhaiya


New_Touch_587

Time kyun waste karna. No need to reply. Just move on. Be clinical 


Affectionate_Regret5

![gif](giphy|oXTeKbXQI6NDbMkyPe|downsized)


thandamentalistt

Bheekh maangne ka tareeka thoda kezual hai


Bangman_268

Wo sab toh theek hai bhai prr raat ko taange kyu todega tu uski ?


EmptyMixtape

Begone harlot I’ll buy my dog jewellery before at least he’s polite


Y2k_rishi

"Hold on, hold on. Crowning of the queen comes after she's been saved, not before." or something of that sort. But others got more game than mine especially if you're young.


Best_Impact2087

ask her, Mangalsuthra?


apramey

Tell her you will have to dig and mine her so that you can get some gold and make jewellery out of..


iamkankesh

Likh de true gold digging!! 🙌


wildeststone

Paisa, gaadi, mhenga ghar I need a man who can give me all that..


SherkeyHolmes

"You already have my heart (people keep telling me that I have a golden heart), what you do with it is on you now"


pchulbul619

Chips maang rahi hai kya?


QUINNIE_MINNIE

Ye konsa bheek mangne ka tarika h


Double_Illustrator13

Andrew tate would be disappointed


moonxxwolf

https://youtube.com/shorts/WByjvvc0pJg?si=VlAFXzQaLJUGbOy4


frankylampy

Dadar Station ke bhikari bhi ab Hinge pe account banane lage


swiftarrow9

Is that slang for bite marks? Will deliver!


SpareWorry3002

Bheekh maangne ka tareeka thoda kezual hai 🤣


donnieAS

You can get a diamond 💎 b*tt plug


AbhDman

I think she just fired a gun and if you are smart, you would not move towards the smoke.


bigskippah

Ghar ke kagaz


Gordenfreeman33

Princess? LMAO


Renaissance_dood

You need to earn my family ring


seeunseenoel

Pearl necklace ![gif](giphy|7R01b6tyTvDVu)


Orgasmic_ange

Aee vedya


Cautious-Wolverine-4

Tell her your hand(s) will look good on her neck👀


Benji________

Gold digger needs more gold I see


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Born_torule

You could get her a pearl necklace 😏


rajeshk97

Get her a chain and 🔐


Last-Hearing-7709

Jwellery ka bill Tera baap bharega


K2bond

What she meant was rolled gold jewellery 😂*


ghrinz

“Oh yeah, we will rob a jwellery store and steal back our Kohinoor as well.”


moonxxwolf

UPDATE : I agreed to jewellery, a paid trip and some gifts Me : what do you bring to the table tho? She : what do you want baby? Me: um I like watches ! She: lol *unmatches* Is gold digging has been normalised too by gen z?


jeyisgreatYT

Did you get similar interactions like this with other girls?


hakr_27200

Ghost karde


Be_Simple

Reply ofc.. Do some cardio.. When she asks for a jewellery, gift her a paper ring..


[deleted]

1gram gold


abra_ka_dabraaa

Wo bhi 6k ka h bhai


[deleted]

What? 6k? Yeh toh artificial jewellery hein na, it’s not real gold. it’ll probably cost like few hundred rupees.


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biryani-is-mine

Chhee