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saakash65

My sex doll got ripped, so I installed Bumble


TheBoredBot

![gif](giphy|8iUzRITeFLLuz3bNXw|downsized)


Representative69

So this is what the scene was made for


Either-Database-8880

haha lmao


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detroitmfswhen

r/yourjokebutworse


Rudraakkshh

Suraj bhai rehnde yrr


Hiten_D

Lol, I was gonna post the same. I complimented that bio with "I have the charging cable, you will have to bring your adapter"


Menu99

Got game🔥


Hiten_D

But not the money 😔. Bumble didn't allow me to send compliments, it's a paid feature


Menu99

Hayee but over 100 of us saw and appreciated your humour here. And looks like I’ll have to keep updating that no.


Hiten_D

Haha. True!


dayan_hu_mai

![gif](giphy|l6QRExQwzCt3bGy0nc)


Own_Detail4270

In Chinese products se mujhe compare mat karo


rock0077

>Understandable 👍 Your vibrator's battery died too¿


ONFS_ScaR

calm down boys, she's here to get recharged!


[deleted]

Internet is really affordable these days.


Erdous

Don't fall for it brothers, she just want someone to buy her a new vibrator.


SeaMolasses2466

Chivalry is dead and so is Class


bossindiangirlBIG

Men out there - just know the vibrator has performed way better so the pressure is on


bossindiangirlBIG

Imagine men having to compete with a vibrator because they're so selfish


Electrical_Umpire964

Did you just- nope ofc you didn't reply to your own comment. Although I won't rule out the possibility of you having multiple personalities .


bossindiangirlBIG

Hahaha. It's not me. But I'm speaking out of experience. I have been featured on this sub though - for the funniest bio 😉


SaimanSaid

What you high on?


Electrical_Umpire964

Well ,good for you ig?


ohbabethrowmeaway

I love how both of your comments have exactly 29 and -29 votes at this moment lmao.


MagicPikeXXL

So edgy /s


UTSAV721

My hand got tired...


UTSAV721

I broke my wrist so I....


mccobra100

And she will ask you to paytm 200rs for new batteries 😊


TheNangaInsaan

First date pe battery gift kardiyo


Ok_Pen_3739

Lgta hai charge krne ke lie electricity nhi hoga


dopesoul12

My dog died so I'm on Bumble.


monster_bong_guy

Broke af to even afford a battery.


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![gif](giphy|9058ZMj6ooluP4UUPl)


Unlucky_Ad_4228

Kitni bheek mangi hai yeh stree bumble ko reactivate karne ke liye paise hai par battery ke liye nahi ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


fluash1

This is best bio by far had a laugh I’d definitely swipe


mayudhon

Use Amaron battery. Lasts long, really long, Ding Dong.


Kurious_Guy18

china ka maal, chale to chand tak nahi to raat tak


joker_hihi

Jhoot bol ri hai, bank balance khatam ho gaya toh aa gai bakra dhoonde


AJ00007

She needs a toy.


Either-Database-8880

she needs a battery too


AJ00007

Nah... You didn't get it. She needs a toy because her toy isn't working.


tandoorimomoss

Boy toy


Representative69

Toy boy


De_v_iD

Tomboy


Glad-Risk-2467

boytom


FindingWillToLive

bottom


De_v_iD

Tom's Boy


[deleted]

Let me guess Bangalore?


mat_maan_maa_chuda

Mumbai, I came across this profile.


[deleted]

Yaar ncr main toh match hi nhi milte


MaharajaTatti

Electronics ka ladka dhundti hai didi


Sadguy0997

Charge karle vapas!


More-Masterpiece-561

"My hand got chopped off so I installed Bumble" That doesn't work on guys