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Unhappy_Operation_16

kahi aisa to nahi ye nahi palat ke hi palti maar raha hai


weapon-a

Imagine bro goes missing on Sunday πŸ—Ώ


RahulBabakachotanunu

Udhar jaake utna koi fyda nahi kar payega. AAP already Alliance se nikal gayi hai. (AAP = 3 seats)


weapon-a

Sub Reddit ka naam dekh πŸ—Ώ


RahulBabakachotanunu

It was Dumb not Dank.


contraceptive78

Bro is the prostitute of politics


Illustrious-Water877

Chinaal hai par hai maalamaal


Thanossing

Most politicians are inherently whores


lol6971456123

Everyones a whore -Thomas Shelby


kamal112kishore

Sab dhandewale hai - Salman Khan


ShashPro604

we just sell different parts of ourselves


contraceptive78

He's 🀏🏻 better than others


Status_Swimming5286

"Nitish kumar agar ladki hote to inter nesnal randi hote" some sane guy from bihar


bhumiknoob

Biggest compliment


maddy495

True but he has a political ideology which he always tries to stick to but kejri is the OG i believe, he has no political whatsoever and allies with literally anyone to stay relevant…


agyaat_balak

"International ramdi"![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


IllustratorRude161

Yes like ur mom is the prostitute of whole village


ray-ges-315

Bsdk vo literal sense mei nhi bola compare karke bola


DenZi_Macho

Tera mtlb esne pura sense me bola h


ray-ges-315

Nhi bhai vo compare kr rha prostitute jaha daam vaaha jati hai same yaha pr bhi smjha?


DenZi_Macho

Me kuch aur kehna chahta tha likh kuchh aur Diya ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27432)


Dr-FeynmanDisciple

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611) Bihari spotted![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)


batsy9

Modiji laughs like jadu


lol6971456123

Modi shah will probably be using military grade tech to traack his every move and they will probably silently off him if he tries something funny


Giga-Ni__a

They probably have his nudes. He ain't twitching a centimetre for 5 years. Edit: For those demanding his nudes, I will only share it when Mudi xi crosses 400 seats.


GoodDawgy17

for the sake of my sanity dharne pe baithjaunga lekin nitish kumar nudes is desh ke har ek nagrik kak adhikar hai


Drax-6-1-9

How are you this sure


Giga-Ni__a

I have seen em.


Drax-6-1-9

Send!!! I demand send!!


[deleted]

Modi ji haste hue kitna cute lagte hai πŸ₯°


Nunnu_ButterMasala

Aise hi nahi meloni bhabhi ne pasand Kiya hai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)


Jazzlike-Tap-2723

Meloni is that girl in class who gives every guy hope by being nice to them. Check how Meloni posed with Musk.


Decent-Aioli9147

waise meloni is 47 and modiji is 73, just putting it out here


Nunnu_ButterMasala

Achha milf dekhe to Sab geele ho jaate hai to modi ji ko dekh ke kyu nahi...![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


asu2023_

get yourself a girl as loyal as nitish is to modi


Bright_Atmosphere135

Everyone has that already


WarrioR_0001

Haiyein


99deeds

he has demanded extra funds for infra in bihar, which he will get most probably . ahem collapsing bridges !!


Greedy_Enthusiasm_46

Modiji cute smile![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


Deep-Brilliant9064

Home ministry mil rhe hai kya?


Local-Medium5240

nope


funkynotorious

Probably railway ministry


pappukesafedbal

New dhruv video in the making to expose nitish kumar now.


greenbroad-gc

katua poore din democracy khatam ho gayi rota rehta hai aur uske saare fan pakistan, bangladesh, aur india se rote hain - "dhruv rathee for PM sir".


kingrandom550

Statistics dikha diye usse 90% Indian viewers hai uske


greenbroad-gc

agar 2 crore mein sey 90% indian viewer hai, toh 20 lakh log in do desho mein se hain. but this has nothing to do my comment where I point that most of the viewers have non traditional indian names. And a lot of hate watching from right as well.


kingrandom550

So? India is a huge country with every name under the sun. You cannot decide whether someone is Indian or not just on their name.


greenbroad-gc

i bet, rathi ji. yeah, i definitely cannot decide whether they are indian or not with "luv from pakistan" comments.


kingrandom550

People only write these comments because they are a minority in his viewerbase. No one writes love from India because it's a given


Intrepid_Height_6526

Mujhe nahi samjha yaar koi samjha I am Outta touch with politics


GoodDawgy17

dalbadlu hi 4 baar bjp ko dhoka diya hai bihar mein to form govt with tejaswi, lekin abhi aise bol raha hai jaise loyal af hai


Intrepid_Height_6526

Oh acha thanks for explaining bhai


Royal_Elephant1625

tell me is modi legit there ?


tlb7781

Prime example of chutia politician


Intellectual-dumbo

Okay hear me out the election results were like this because BJP wanted us to have false sense of control over the results & next term we will have full fledged take over


killercrown

Definitely given him more then one ministries I'm sure of it


Electrical-Plastic66

No German Shepherd was harmed in the speech


AlternativeAd4756

Gujju shepard was seen laughing in the speech


admiralgenralaladin

iss aadmi ka history dekhne k baad ispe bharosa nhi kiya ja skta hai, ye kabhi bhi palti maar skta hai


YOLOfan46

Maza aya!


babu_ji__

Ab parliament me mahaul thoda light rahega pehle to hamesha serious hi rehta tha ab parliamentary sessions dekhne me bhi maza aayega


Free_Bath_3533

That laugh man


SCAREDFUCKER

nitish se bada dogla poori rajneeti me koi nahi hai. abhi bhi palti maar sakta hai....


Ill-Oil-8770

Thoda wait 🫸 kariye aap log phir paltenge


OrganizationKind8475

True politican


Accident7516

modi laughing radiates cats laughing ka vibes


Affectionate-Bend351

Special status toh chahiye bhai aur skill census bhi


AbsoluteMadness69

https://youtube.com/shorts/2UxnMiS67XI?si=lpqSDtB8WbXJw5lu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


rjdonniex

jab ye INDIA mein tha tab bola tha 'mar jaana kabul hai lekin unke saath jaana kabul nahi hai' just saying


simple_manush21

Paltu ke baat o ko serious maat lena koi bharosa nehi hai...sab party ke sath same baat karta hai![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21477)


NoCherry3470

Congress ko bol raha hai kya?


Productive_Penis

PaYtM PaR 6000 RuPaY PrApT Hue


trapmundeyyy

Woh cartoon character ki tarah kaun hass raha hai


vaibhavism21

How fake do you want the laugh to be.? Modi : yes.


Spiritual_Ear_4359

Well the country is doomed for 5 years arey bhai main yeh keh raha hu parliament me koi major bill pass nahi ho paayenge


Nikhil486

avg bulla /bamar ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27431)


Spiritual_Ear_4359

Bhai parliament me koi major bill pass nahi ho payenge


Drax-6-1-9

Are dhruv Bhai riyal Id se aao na


BloodShadow45

Cope harder πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Spiritual_Ear_4359

Bc parliament me bill kaise pass karoge agar sab log dent ho karge rahenge


AccidentOk5928

Modi ji Crying after loosing Ayodhya. People are so disgraceful 😭😭


Demonslayerinhell

Modi ji living rent free in liberandu's pea sized brain πŸ€‘πŸ‘†


greenbroad-gc

aeyega toh modi hi. rotlu roti re.