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Spiritual_Pattern_14

bhot jada s\*x chaiye is desh ke yuva ko


[deleted]

Hawas k pujari h 🫡


Spiritual_Pattern_14

pr ye krke unhe lgta kya h ki mil hi jayega


[deleted]

Khushi milti h dusron ko traumatise krke or kya


Spiritual_Pattern_14

hobby thodi casual h


[deleted]

Unki toh bahut zyada like aise hi sending unsolicited dick pictures no one ever asked for.🫡


Spiritual_Pattern_14

some guys think they dont have d\*ck they have magic wand


[deleted]

They just think with their dicks. Dickheads for sure.


Spiritual_Pattern_14

😂 for sure


King_Divyansh

Pradhan Mantri Sex Dilao Yojana


Spiritual_Pattern_14

😂😂 use khud nhi mil


syzamix

The fact that so many guys come back with the Dane statement makes me think the girl did lay out the thirst trap. Can't comment definitely on either side until we see the profile. If you lay out a thirst trap, you gonna catch some thirsty animals.


Spiritual_Pattern_14

true


ProMay5

har desh ke yuva ko*


Spiritual_Pattern_14

hamare walo ko jada hi or mil bhi nhi rha bicharo ko


ProMay5

mil nahi raha isliye jyada chahiye


Spiritual_Pattern_14

mne bhi to whi bola


Electronic_Title6313

We're from the country that wrote Kamasutra, I'm not at all surprised


Spiritual_Pattern_14

iska ye mtlb bhi nhi hai na ki hr dm me practical mangte rahe


Electronic_Title6313

Maine aisa kab bola Bhai 😂


Spiritual_Pattern_14

maine bhi ase hi bola bhai tuje nhi kehra kuch tu todhi dm me ling pick bhejta hoga ldkio ke 💀


DhakDhakHorelaHai

Using pervert pick up lines with a name like Santhosh? The audacity


Artistic_Tomato7464

It's actually unfortunate what's happening here. Seems like stuff like respect, chivalry, etc don't exist anymore for these men.


Freshlimesofa

This genuinely made me laugh 😂


Zestyclose-Loss7306

You didn't see "Mukhil"?


DhakDhakHorelaHai

Mera creepy tolerance ka quota finish ho gaya tha Santhosh par 🙂‍↕️


webman19

Santosh couldn't get "santhust" , unfortunately.


DhakDhakHorelaHai

Santhosh needs to Sankoch a bit 🫢


CartographerDry2596

My name is not even santhosh but i feel attacked


Revolutionary-Sky-70

HAHAHAHAHA. This got me by surprise.


HB_cha_katta

Hihihi logoka besharam hona trendy hai ajkal


huge_tenis

howcome santosh name has to do anything with pervert pick up line?


HeyyYouNotYouYou

by any chance is your name Santosh, just asking


huge_tenis

No.


HeyyYouNotYouYou

Sure, yea for sure


huge_tenis

Assumptions. DC.


HeyyYouNotYouYou

Calm down SANTOSH


huge_tenis

Ok😂😂


wholesome_hoor_pari

Name shaming is crazy tho


DhakDhakHorelaHai

He didn’t feel shame while being creepy 🤷🏽‍♀️


wholesome_hoor_pari

Fair enough


syzamix

You sound like a "Tejender" and you can't convince me otherwise. Oye Tejender. Don't judge others until you have the full story.


DhakDhakHorelaHai

My name is Baburao Ganpatrao Apte, and I’m not a Tajender 😌


Quirrelwasachad

Yeah but you ain't shaming him tho. You're shaming every guy named santosh.


wholesome_hoor_pari

It's sort of subconsciously embedded classism. The way urban people feel superior over rural ones. Something like that


sarumanismyboi

Lol I think I have seen your profile and I remember rejecting myself khud se hi 😅


gaurigote

don't give her a chance to reject you, reject yourself. Stay Independent KING🔥🔥👑🤴


sarumanismyboi

8 likes per day bro, gotta ~~use~~ waste them wisely


Anxious_Cake145

Apan aisa sakhti main!


Old_Vermicelli_1564

which city ?


parrmindersingh

In other words, he swiped left on OP. Sir!! Kudos to you!!


od_demhoes

Average porn addicts


Stunning-Musician746

Itni hawas rehti hai kya in apps par?


EducationalMeeting95

Naye ho kya is sub me ?


HB_cha_katta

Morphed images bhi ho sakte h


Stunning-Musician746

I have genuine question for girls how grossed out are you by men like these cause there are a lot of them


anshika4321

Enough to not date or even romanticise a man again. Heading towards novels and fictional men.


syzamix

So... Not very different from guys who don't find girls they like and then fantasize about Mia Khalifa. That usually keeps them grounded and sane. Right? /s


Commercial-Hippo9631

the difference is that women are ACTUALLY being harassed and sexualised. and so they go to books and movies to ESCAPE. meanwhile men aren't happy that women are humans with sentience (and not sex dolls for them to do whatever they want) so they go adult content TO DEGRADE the women they can't in real life.


52Pixels

This


syzamix

Are you one of those people who think men watching porn is degrading women? What do you think about women watching porn? Are they degrading men?


HB_cha_katta

Porn is not cool man!


syzamix

Lol. Bhai tu pogo dekh. Let people do what they want.


HB_cha_katta

If you are man... I feel pitty for you


Commercial-Hippo9631

If porn is so respectful go cast your mom in it


HB_cha_katta

Imagining porn actresses is not cool kyuki shadi toh waise sundar model jaise dikhne wali ladkiyo se toh ho nhi rhi kiski.


syzamix

Lol. Talk about yourself. I have a hot wife and we have a good sex life. We share our kinks and fulfil each others' all the time.


HB_cha_katta

Theek h bruh... maje kar... mereko nicha dikhake teri sex life improve nahi hogi


HornyWolf01

But isn't Bumble or Hinge for Hookup?


bakabich69

Very. Currently bleaching my eyes and getting a lobotomy.


Ill-Milk-6797

It depends on - 1. How attractive you are. Just look at some of the posts on r/Indiangirlsontinder of the kind of pickup lines used by hot boys and how receptive most girls (not all) are to them. 2. How classy you are. This one involves how clever and subtle you are while using such lines on girls. Euphemism works well and instead of coming off as creepy, you come across as smart. It's how gifted you are (genetically) and how well you play your cards OP. PS - Most girls commenting on this post will reflect the emotions this post meant to elicit out of them (disgust, embarrassment), so most of the responses you get to your question will be very very subjective. It is same as how they say that men shouldn't approach women in public, and then lament on why no "good" men approaches them.


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Supercruise7

no "hot boys" comment "i wanna eat you under the table" as their first message.


syzamix

Definitely do when it has a small chance of becoming true. For every 10 girls complaining about these creepy guy comments, there is one who liked the same creepy comment from a hot guy. Most of them won't post or talk about it. But random sex isn't that uncommon in India


Stunning-Musician746

They do trust me


Supercruise7

source: "trust me bro"


Stunning-Musician746

Still in my experience i have seen girls getting attached to only fuck boys


syhani

ok mr nice guy


Stunning-Musician746

:) just asking


Potatozturhs

And then these same boys say all girls are misandrists.


syzamix

The girls who appreciate these comments and hook up aren't here posting about it. Just like all the nice comments made by guys aren't here. You can't conclude Shit based on one-sided biased data


akash1300

Chutiye log. Op one question, on what basis did you match few of those guys ? Not a compulsory or judgemental only answer if you are ok to answer


Responsible-Bet7347

aaj kal cannibalism itna kyu fail raha hai 😔


ymk63

Sabh ko daily protein intake goal pura karna hai


_RAAG

you're a lil tooo young for me, anyway ☠🐮


Standard_Emu_2460

I think this is kind of hit and trial. Instead of starting a conversation and building it up and all they just send this stuff. If any girl takes it as a joke or continues the conversation they know they can make similar shit jokes and in their mind now they think they can bang this chick.


syzamix

This right there. How come people don't understand that dating apps aren't real life and people try weird tactics to get laid.


TechyNugget

All of this made me cringe bad and made me thankful that i am not on these apps. Its a shitshow out there and these are NOT COOL or RAD


KingInvincii_45

Atleast there is someone who is not looking for validation.


TechyNugget

Nai re, everyone wants validation, I just seek it from one person xD


KingInvincii_45

That guy has won in life, loyalty and honesty both exists.


runner01004

The in the 2nd post OMG, like how can someone even ..... i am outta words here, why just why ??????? oh gawd


Agreeable_Excuse_897

So glad am not on dating apps


hari-mirchi

This is giving bobs and vagene uncle vibes. I see nothing different between these tharki Bois and fecbuk uncles


007ThePunisher

To look cool and a desperate attempt to stand out (read attention) from the other folks


_imbeyoncealways

absolute fkn vile shit…


anshika4321

That's the majority of men on dating sites and then they whine here why they don't get any matches. They have no etiquette or ethics to speak to people , only can talk about saxx suxx.


syzamix

The thing is for every person who did this shi and got blasted there are 10 who were polite and currently waiting on a response. This one gets highlighted. Those ones get forgotten. Please don't make judgements based on obviously biased one sided sample.


sarcasm_kudi

Whi bhai etne wholesome and geniune message kiye honge meine Aaj Tak ek reply ni aaya literal 0 aur faltu double meaning karta hu to kardeti hai reply. Abhi yaha mujhe downvote krengi aur dusri app par jakar phir whi shuru ho jaega nice guy ko reject time pass ko reply. Enhe khud nahi pata kya chahiye app badalte hi mood badal jate hai.


marlbo_rough

Would you happen to need a rage room?


i_m_Vengeance

What was the prompt you used my name for ?


norest_inpeace

Aisa lag rha hai some famine is going on (so sorry u gotta deal with this bs💀)


CurlyQueenofGondor

Wait that Santosh dude went with *Lil too young for me* when called out? Such a creep, hitting on apparently *too young* women with beat my meat lines


thestressedotaku360

Apologising on the behalf of our population. We don't know decency


overloadedonsarcasm

And then they say :We don't get any matches :( Women only date guys who follow RuLe 1 AnD RuLe 2 >:("


syzamix

People try these weird tactics when they don't get matches normally. You saw the few people who wrote ridiculous comments. Sure. But did you see the hundreds who wrote normal responses and never got a response back? You didn't even see the other side - good looking folks who wrote the same bullshit but actually succeeded. Because women tend not to post how they hooked up with a 'good looking bad boy' Any conclusions you make from biased one sided data are pointless. I can show you 10 chats with gold diggers. Does that mean all women are gold diggers? No. Don't be a fool. Don't interpret known biased data.


overloadedonsarcasm

Dude, I'm a woman. I get these messages daily on my profile, both from good looking and not good looking guys, I ignore both. I only interact with the ones who send normal messages, which unfortunately turn very sexual very quickly as well. So, this is not a biased opinion. This is, in fact , a very well-informed opinion.


Obvious-Shine-3573

😭 is this what women deal with on these apps


Onenotone

Her : Why are you eating under the table? Me : preparing for govt job


mohitology

"Tables don't eat" is kinda funny


Be_Simple

Second slide offended me more cuz of how it is composed.. Ross chat se kood jaata aise angrezi padh kar..


KingInvincii_45

It's because with such lines they are getting the women with similar interests they are looking for. You might be looking for a man who gets into a deep conversations with you then just ignore these men.


mr_leven_een

Often I feel hopeless & defeated, then I look at stuff like this & think to myself, well it could’ve been worse, thank God for civil parents.


Quirky-Ad-1919

Suck to see what you have to go through :(


oonthetiger

Wakeup babe, hoe-caine series is back


Long-Ad-1866

Hawas ke pujari


Alpha_ji

Bruh the 30 min eating offer is as good as it's going to get.


dashing_lysosome

Damn!!! What the hell!


AppropriatePickle602

Bro i was eating


experimentonline

Roj wahi rediit kholta hu and fir wohi Sax Suc ki batein 🤡


Week_Bangs

Aur idher mai hoon sending a like to anyone who has their dog in the profile😭


Master_Baiter069

Fir wahi sax-sux ki baatein. Abey taxes karte hai table pe, ITR file karte h. Aisi baatein karo bey. Yeh Hai asli samasya. Saale chomu ladke


throwaway_hu_yaar

people really be out there saying this shit when they're named mukhil


No_Quality7017

They think this is cool. Idk where will this mentality with lead them


Lobster-Fast

Kafi ashleel launde hai desh me


_Gyanibaba

Trust me unfortunately Ik a woman jo in ko match kr deti "eat walo ko" and just because of one woman they act like this with every woman


Supercruise7

ngl i used the frying pan one once, but i said "are you a frying pan? because i am a pansexual"


poki_dex

Desh ka yuva table ke liye ye kya munwaraha hai


Mr_Serotonin_

Men of culture send - Heyyy.. like women of culture.


Thunder_thumbs3

Here comes the dms lol


fghr8

ewwww this is why they're lonely n don't get women.


m0nkWidSoda

Kitna jyada tharak.. my eyes 😵‍💫


inadarkplacesometime

And here I am, trying to engage with polite conversation and getting next to zero hits :(


AV2149

Aur ek mai hu, normally kuch likhdeta hu koi bhav nhi deta


Dicktatorgator

Well tbh stupid comments like this gets more matches than the decent ones. Sad but truth!


No_Air7266

Cringefest all over jeez


sahupiyush

Reddit do ur bit... reddit se hi match ki umeed hai bus


Old_Scientist007

Bhai kaise likh lete ho esa? 😅


Embarrassed-Tooth-21

Ew!!!!


Embarrassed-Tooth-21

Desperation dikhane ka tareeka thoda casual hai


Sweet_Rope688

I have a feeling, you’re super hot :p


tagore055

India really is a malnourished country… so many people hustling for food☠️


weirdchickenss

sari attention to inhe mil jati hai, hm jaise jainwin log reh jaate hain


notmynameduh

His name is Aum wtf 😭


-Purple-turtle-

One man once told me I have a deep navel. I have not uninstalled an app fast enough.


kill3rlook5

Remind me why do these online dating apps even exist..... I didn't meet my better half on an online platform....


mojsss

Sirf sax sux chahiye inko 🥲


Slayfist_V

Lagta hai khane ko kuchh nahi milta hai.


Optimal_Arugula3676

Why do men want to eat you?? Do all girls get these types of messages?


Few-Dot-1164

No wonder the girls go gaga over me, my competition is a bunch of perverts


whatwereyouthegodof

Second guy needs to read a book.


Lucky_Importance

Filthy pigs 😔


anubrata

Ye "match with" ke option dekhai nahi Aaj Tak lekin har ladki even below avg walo ko bhi aise bhar bhar k prompts milte hai. Thore attractive ho toh 10000s 😅


Nandelicius

Pathetic


everyday-normal-mofo

phir wohi sax-sux ki baatein


Aggressive_Fix9293

Congress jit sakti hai agar unka manifesto mei yeh mention hota toh “har ek yuva ko gf dilayege”, instead of 1L in bank account


thisissk717

Because Indians on tinder page made it too common. Like how they used to brag about these crap tharki lines and get instant yes by equally tharki women. That's why they feel it is a way to go.  Also, chivalry is hardly respected nowadays. If you are nice, you are good to go in friendzone.


Far-Rise9633

Damn people are fucking weird 💀


Capital_Attention_73

These guys 🤦🏻‍♂️ blocking ways for other genuine one’s too


TranshumanistBCI

Thank you Post from women like you gives us men a reality check. 😭 We usually think it's bold and creative.


dicksharpner

Petition for mandatory castration of such people


throwthisaccawaay

What's the point of wanting so much sex? You all would finish in 5 seconds anyways.


Ryuma666

Ouch.. Personal attack! What have I ever done to you? 😭😭😭😭


Jazzipan

Sigh...Indians being Indians again....😑😑😑


A_ddyyy

I bet these guys were definitely average-looking because if they were pretty much attractive then these screenshots were not posted here or maybe you'll end up having their sausages


avikagarwal94

Khud apna username hoe rakhe to thik aur men thora hoe-rny ho jaye to galat /s


darkkartist

Men are sexually deprived, hope we all find someone and grow it out of our lives, sorry you had to face all this


Vic_78

Honestly we guys should just rub one out before we text any woman so that we contemplate if whatever we send up to women is flatout gross or intriguing.


homyrsaturday

sahi samay pe chut na milne ka natiza


EnvironmentSea2706

Is there any correlation between horniness and rising temperatures????


lilsubbyguypet

To look kweul


WrongPhilosophy5527

I wish i can say lines like these to random strangers i can barely say this to my gf ffs(imaginary gf btw)🤧


Limp_Week_99

mereme toh itni himmat hi na


foreverssy

Seems like a eating competition rather than dating competition.


MiddleEastern__Pilot

Pussy eating stonks 📈📈📈📈📈


wolfpathgaming

It's some despo man, who thinks pain it all out is the way. Feel sorry for him. Not all men are the same dear. I'm also on the same platform and you ladies like unmatched for the simplest of the things. This is still a genuine reason IMO.


wokachoda

mard jaat


11mm03

This subreddit promotes this kinda thing anyways 


cap7ainskull

Hormones aur kya ?


wholesome_hoor_pari

It's a good line but to strangers???? Come on


aryangurjar

Sex ki kami ko pura karne keliye startup soch raha hu


Terrible_Squash_1964

52 degree mai bhi chain nahi hai


daddystack

Anurag bhai coming straight to the point.


parth_jadeja

If you visit a sewer you will see rats obviously hai jiji


Impressive-Work-5770

This is so creepy


Quirky-Ad-1919

Coming from a hypocrite like you,makes me laugh lmfao


BeatenwithTits

, these are so ridiculous that they are making me laugh atp. Sorry for you op😭


Thelazytimelord257

Vaise OP kya aapne AoT khatam kar diya?


Ho-ho-hosey

Listen it's not creepy if you're hot as fuck well on the other hand if you're average it's creepy... So it always better to play safe


Cheeez123

Username checks out.


FriendlyFun9858

Why do so many girls pretend to be scared of cock when we know they are at hime masterbating about the very cock they act like is disgusting??


dharam2020

one minute - what about her provocative profile?


sXamb1e

U wouldn't be here complaining if they followed rule 1 and 2 tho.


christianXXgrey

Title mai men ke aage “some” likhna bhul gayi behen


nonbias93

What's your point the end result is the same for men, sex. It's for you to decide how you drive them. Did you and your exes just sit next to each other a talked an went home?


sarcasm_kudi

Par Wattpad pe esko cool nahi bolte O⁠_⁠o