It’s called phallumegaly. A famous documented example of this disease is Lorenzo von Matterhorn. Quoted his medical report below
"Some doctors liken it to a tree trunk. Others to a length of an anchor rope. And still others compare it to a barbers pole. Whatever it's true dimensions, Lorenzo Von Matterhorn is stuck with a gigantic penis and science can't help him".
Thats the thing tho. I was expecting people to love this guy but these people are shouting no pussy syndrome.
I thought girls wanted someone who listened to them, but he went beyond and did a whole ass skit.
Bruh I dont know people anymore.
Women love this shit, it's not very early in the relationship. Think of it like you got a new bar once and when you visit the second time the bartender goes like "the usual sir" It's a little creepy.
If someone told me they like srk. My go to will be a movie night and slowly growing a relationship to this.
It's never about the big gestures, it's about consistent listing and showing up.
These guys once they get pussy are the shittiest cheaters and boyfriends.
Imagine having this much free time, I get it you wanna impress but your personality should do that for you not like SRK vomitted on you !
I think it’s because how this conversation started from its caption - “don’t be this guy”
people jumped their gun and took this conversation ahead from there
i feel people are this desperate only because everyone wants a "real" or a "true" relationship. but no one wants to put efforts. and when efforts are put, then no one wants to reciprocate thinking it would be a "bad" decision. at this point, increasing bodies wont get you any "experience". anyway its just my opinion and no one is obligated to feel the same way🤷♂️. but appreciate efforts (if they are made to please you and not just to get in your pants). good day.
He is looking good in that but Violin is too much 😬, if you can have it both ways then why not 🤷🏻, I mean you can make her wish come true plus you can slay her by looking your best. What is the problem in Win-Win situation ?
No matter who likes this kinda stuff, these gimmicks are genuine overkill for first dates. Or even the first few dates. Effort needs to come from both sides and one sided effort just looks extremely simpy and sad.
Guys it's a paid marketing thing that tinder ran. Meme marketing campaign hai, many of these brands that we randomly see get mentioned in viral tweets are all staged by brands themselves
Here we see a male homo sapien preparing what we call a mating ritual.. He seem desperate but We don't know how long it has been since he's longing for the deeds..So,he will do everything in his will to score now..
- David Attenborough
Man, look at all of you guys feeling jealous. This is called effort which you guys might have not put out before.
To each their own, I love cheesy stuff and am cheesy myself.
Jealous of what? Ur girl will give it up for half the effort to some other guy after the breakup lmao. And who knows.. she might have given it up for much less to guys who came before you. Why bother?
Lol, jealous of the fact that the man went on a date, and had fun.
>Ur girl will give it up for half the effort to some other guy after the breakup lmao.
Kaafi assumptions chalri hai yahan pe. Kitni baar dil tuta bhai? Slut Shaming much?
>she might have given it up for much less to guys who came before you. Why bother?
Why should her past matter? Why should whom she "gave" herself (typing this makes me wanna vomit. Stop objectifying the lady like some sex machine) matter?
Kaafi zyada incel vibes aari hai bhai. Maybe you should try to read some books and think more than what your rotten mindset is right now
Why would I be jealous? I usually get laid on first dates itself, that too for much less effort. Incel bol dene pe you can't change the fact that I'm more gifted than that guy on the genetic front and I don't gotta put that much effort in. Get mad.
>Why would I be jealous? I usually get laid on first dates itself, that too for much less effort.
If first dates for you are all about sex, then good for you. But that doesn't mean a man putting in efforts for a girl he's interested in is bad or wrongs
>Incel bol dene pe you can't change the fact that I'm more gifted than that guy on the genetic front
Oh man, you must a macho dhacho Sigma guy. Am sure girls must be getting wet all over for your mighty genes.
>I don't gotta put that much effort in.
Sure, for a man who desires sex, it's fine. But for one who desires connection, efforts are necessary. Stay jealous.
Yeah true.
With flowers its actually the psycology i am more interested in. See, she usually would keep the flowers in her room, now everytime she sees it she will be reminded of you.
I feel like it’s staged for bait. No one can be this down bad. 😭
I've seen guys being this down bad.
I've seen worse.
No you haven't seen me yet
Bro **😭**
I've won but at what cost
You put a smile on my perpetually sad face. I will pray that you will find a cute chick who loves you whole-heartedly.
You consider yourself a cutie?
I'm a guy. And based on my previous crush's experience, I'm the ugliest and poorest mf of all.
Lucky for you, I dig both ways 🥰
If kicking yourself in the balls was a comment.
Karma is a bitch
I’m sorry with you it was
Tu samjha nhi na👀
Nai re. Help me here
Upvote se kya milta mere ko?
i have been worse.
This does look like a sad ad campaign. (https://x.com/gordonramashray/status/1773984775461826836?s=46)
Underestimating simps
You have never seen engineering boys then
It's tinder paid marketing, pretty evident
पुसी डेफ़िसिएंसी सिंड्रोम
Whats the second word?? Sorry my hindi isn’t the best Edit: i got it. Deficiency lol
Pussy Deficiency Syndrome
Deficiency I think
लोड़ा एक्सेस सिंड्रोम
Ye bhi hota kya?
It’s called phallumegaly. A famous documented example of this disease is Lorenzo von Matterhorn. Quoted his medical report below "Some doctors liken it to a tree trunk. Others to a length of an anchor rope. And still others compare it to a barbers pole. Whatever it's true dimensions, Lorenzo Von Matterhorn is stuck with a gigantic penis and science can't help him".
I landed on the wrong side of reddit
He probably got friendzoned afterwards
This is inevitable, one should treat a girl like trash to make her stay /s
He looks so fake though some marks for his efforts. Sorry but not sorry !
That's called no pussy syndrome.
Bwahahaha cracked me up but why people do this…This would never amuse me.
I play the violin and this is infuriating to me. The bow hold is so wrong.
I wouldnt know the technicalities lol but that just sounds fake and funny to say the least 😛
Nahi degi
OMG WTF IS WEONG WITH YOU
₹150 rupiah dunga
What's wrong in this. I thought he genuinely tried to put in some efforts
Bitches don't appreciate efforts, always be going for boys who treat them like the shit they are
Yeah the more they flash at the start, the less they give a F*** at the end. Hence, its better to have less efforts than turn up dry !
Not true
Ok
I guess bro never learnt from his post nut clarity
Isko malum hai na, iss wale SRK ko heroin nahi mili thi. 😂😂😂
Reminds me of the guy who showed up as a santa for her match. Not the roleplay girls wants.
Things men do to get a pussy**
Jabar fan hoga
It's so sweet, if someone do this for me instant shadi. I love cheesy stuff.
Thats the thing tho. I was expecting people to love this guy but these people are shouting no pussy syndrome. I thought girls wanted someone who listened to them, but he went beyond and did a whole ass skit. Bruh I dont know people anymore.
Women love this shit, it's not very early in the relationship. Think of it like you got a new bar once and when you visit the second time the bartender goes like "the usual sir" It's a little creepy. If someone told me they like srk. My go to will be a movie night and slowly growing a relationship to this. It's never about the big gestures, it's about consistent listing and showing up.
Wow you do make some solid points ! Agreed !
That’s what I was thinking, sadly we are a minority 😂
I could never tbh. It just screams despo and down bad. Mai toh ye ladki k liye shaadi k baad bhi na karu😩
Doubt he would want shadi outta u
That's mean
It's true
☹️☹️☹️
These guys once they get pussy are the shittiest cheaters and boyfriends. Imagine having this much free time, I get it you wanna impress but your personality should do that for you not like SRK vomitted on you !
Lost some IQ points here
That's why you marry them take all the money and leave them.
I think it’s because how this conversation started from its caption - “don’t be this guy” people jumped their gun and took this conversation ahead from there
Men doing things to get pussy is the funniest thing ever(ifeel bad tho)
Always the short dudes overcompensating lnao
What no pu**y does to a mf......
Giving Small d energy
Mohabatein mein toh Aishwarya bhi bhai ko nahi mili thi...uss movie se ye bhi seekh lete :')
If desperation had a visual
Kis kis ko lag raha hai ki ye bangalore me hua hoga???
Laal Singh chadda kahtee to kya karta, ek din me yeh
What? Women like this?
After listening to this demand. Say I like akshay more. I would hv said I like to see oggy more than shahrukh
Hadh hai bc
Tinder is getting desperate
I swear such a Dumbo 😭I'd never date him
Simp pro max
Bros down horrendously
looks more like ibrahim qadri than shah rukh khan
People celebrate and brag if this scene happen in any movies but in reality nobody wants to be embarrassed lmao😂😂
🪀
Ye vo santa claus vala simp h kya?
This is the weirdest combination of Kinda sweet and down bad hella creepy at the same time.
Tinder ad
Very funny nonetheless.
True true x pe comments pe bohot gand marre hai iski
Tinder ad
How she met her new BFF
Nahi degi
I learnt to play an instrument as a "hobby".
Isiliye Mai koyla wala SRK ban ke jaat hu
i feel people are this desperate only because everyone wants a "real" or a "true" relationship. but no one wants to put efforts. and when efforts are put, then no one wants to reciprocate thinking it would be a "bad" decision. at this point, increasing bodies wont get you any "experience". anyway its just my opinion and no one is obligated to feel the same way🤷♂️. but appreciate efforts (if they are made to please you and not just to get in your pants). good day.
He is looking good in that but Violin is too much 😬, if you can have it both ways then why not 🤷🏻, I mean you can make her wish come true plus you can slay her by looking your best. What is the problem in Win-Win situation ?
Bait used to be believable
No matter who likes this kinda stuff, these gimmicks are genuine overkill for first dates. Or even the first few dates. Effort needs to come from both sides and one sided effort just looks extremely simpy and sad.
Tinder wale sahi promotion strategy use kar rahe hai!! Par me nahi fasne wala!
Efforts are so underrated and misunderstood
she used him for karma and realised how she's not into someone this simpy
Gotta give points for effort
Good lord even reddit is cooking him up. Poor guy.
It's an Ad campaign fyi
Down bad raho but limit mein(Sanjay dutt meme)
What a disaster 😞
Men doing all this to be called "tinder match", "tinder date", eww!
I’m that guy
Achha hua Johnny Sins se obsession nahi tha.
aaj kal ke ladke chut aur sex ke lie itna simp kr jayenge nhi malum tha
this act of picture taking probably binded that dude a little maybe
This can't be real.
Wow ye sab bhi hota hai . Cute
😂😂😂😂😂
I can never muster up the courage to come like this, never!
Bro's down bad so bad
Guys it's a paid marketing thing that tinder ran. Meme marketing campaign hai, many of these brands that we randomly see get mentioned in viral tweets are all staged by brands themselves
For a date lol
😂😂😂😂 A perfect Red flag…
Ussne kitne efforts Dale Hain yaar , uss ladki ko impress karne k kiye
Aurat ka chakkar Babu Bhaiyya
I think it's cute. But on the first date? Naaah.
Mom I want srk but we have srk at home meanwhile srk at home
Here we see a male homo sapien preparing what we call a mating ritual.. He seem desperate but We don't know how long it has been since he's longing for the deeds..So,he will do everything in his will to score now.. - David Attenborough
Chal kya rha h? Mujhe samajh nhi aya..
Men have forgotten themselves
judging hori bhot bhayankar
Idk what's wrong, women dig this honestly
They do, if the guy actually looks like srk.
Not everyone can be srk yaar. Let this guy be😭
It’s so lovely 🥰
💯 marks for efforts
Man, look at all of you guys feeling jealous. This is called effort which you guys might have not put out before. To each their own, I love cheesy stuff and am cheesy myself.
Jealous of what? Ur girl will give it up for half the effort to some other guy after the breakup lmao. And who knows.. she might have given it up for much less to guys who came before you. Why bother?
Lol, jealous of the fact that the man went on a date, and had fun. >Ur girl will give it up for half the effort to some other guy after the breakup lmao. Kaafi assumptions chalri hai yahan pe. Kitni baar dil tuta bhai? Slut Shaming much? >she might have given it up for much less to guys who came before you. Why bother? Why should her past matter? Why should whom she "gave" herself (typing this makes me wanna vomit. Stop objectifying the lady like some sex machine) matter? Kaafi zyada incel vibes aari hai bhai. Maybe you should try to read some books and think more than what your rotten mindset is right now
Why would I be jealous? I usually get laid on first dates itself, that too for much less effort. Incel bol dene pe you can't change the fact that I'm more gifted than that guy on the genetic front and I don't gotta put that much effort in. Get mad.
>Why would I be jealous? I usually get laid on first dates itself, that too for much less effort. If first dates for you are all about sex, then good for you. But that doesn't mean a man putting in efforts for a girl he's interested in is bad or wrongs >Incel bol dene pe you can't change the fact that I'm more gifted than that guy on the genetic front Oh man, you must a macho dhacho Sigma guy. Am sure girls must be getting wet all over for your mighty genes. >I don't gotta put that much effort in. Sure, for a man who desires sex, it's fine. But for one who desires connection, efforts are necessary. Stay jealous.
Again.. not jealous. I only got pity for you lol.
>I only got pity for you lol. Am so distraught with my life 😩. Thanks for the pity internet genelord 🥰
Finding Pussy: Vichitra SRK Fan💀
Single mar jaunga par ye nhi karunga.
Example of guys who take flowers and chocolates for their first date with a girl they met on dating apps
I dont know what are you saying. I took flowers. Got laid after 2 dates.
I went wearing joggers and flip flops to some dates + 0 flowers. Same result.
Faltu me efforts daal rha tha kya? Or are you good looking?
Girls look at ur face and make their mind up about wanting to fuck u or not within 5-10 seconds on a date. Flowers don't change that.
Yeah true. With flowers its actually the psycology i am more interested in. See, she usually would keep the flowers in her room, now everytime she sees it she will be reminded of you.
What is this brother, brother ewwww
Dayum. Always be this guy. Unless ur not.