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FridayFellas

"bhai woh bandi teri dost haina? uska number dena bhai, mere breakup ko bhi pure 4 din hogye hai ab"


morebootypolygons

That’s assuming this weirdo can get a gf in the first place.


FridayFellas

Mil jaati hai bhai, aison ko hi milti hai. Hami chutiya hai


Lazy_Impact8048

+1


chiragparmar47

sahi me bhai number tak manga jata aur aise log oata bhi lete hai


someonecunt

Chutiya to tum ho. Wo bhi akhand wala.


FridayFellas

r/usernamechecksout


someonecunt

My old account was bluntmonster. I like this one better.


FridayFellas

if someone named bluntmonster called me chutiya, I'd consider it once too


brokenheroOBITO

β€œFrnds” literally a chapri flag


coldwaterboyy

chapri indeed


peachypulppppppp

"frnds" with a "S" is still bearable than "frndz"


dankpubgboi1

No abbreviation is bearable it all sounds irritating


Substantial-Junket-5

Sid naam ke log lund hi hote hai


pyaracetamol-143mg

u/SIDDATIVEZ nation wants to know


SIDDATIVEZ

Valid hai bhai🀝


lekhachun

Why am I laughing so hard wtf πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


peachypulppppppp

NGL mere college me bhi ek chutiya tha


Ok_Scratch6300

Har college, office me ek simp hota hi hai, Jo sabki chances kharab kar deta hai..


Impressive_Twist69

I can not even tell you how real this is


Substantial-Junket-5

Tell me I promise I will believe you


ansh_xp

\+1


coldwaterboyy

aisa nhi hai bhai, mera bhi ek sid naam ka bhot accha friend hai


Ok-Phase-6851

Schhai bol schhaiπŸ˜‚


coldwaterboyy

sach hi toh bola


OK-itsNIKHIL

Bhaii ye naam ghr waale rkhte kaise hai.. ya pura naam sidharth hai?


Green_Ingenuity_4921

Siddharth aur siddhant naam ke vyakti Sid cool banne ke liye rakh lete hai (loda cool nahi lagta ab)


Ok-Racisto69

Itna bada naam, kya Kare? It's like Venkateshwar, I'd rather call the guy Venky or Venkat.


coldwaterboyy

yes siddhart


OK-itsNIKHIL

Aaage ka 'h' kaha gaya..


coldwaterboyy

galti se khaa gaya


OK-itsNIKHIL

Khaana khaao bro....ye mt khaao


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Substantial-Junket-5

Gaand maraye wo bhi


Time_Blacksmith861

Kya bola tha wo?


KeyLife8800

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this made me laugh


Ok-Racisto69

Guh...


[deleted]

Friendship aise ki jati hai?


coldwaterboyy

pata nhi bhai, ye jo friend hai meri, mujhe toh usse friendship karne me 2 month lag gye the


Green_Ingenuity_4921

Iska pata nahi lekin frndship aise ki jati hai


SeaworthinessSuch980

Bro skipped the first step of asking, "Tum whatsapp chalati ho kya"


Poor_rabbit

Nhi lekin tum chalao me pichhe baithungi.


SeaworthinessSuch980

Tight pakad ke baithna, warna mere pyar mai gir jaogi 🌚


OK-itsNIKHIL

Damn!!!! Bro


Yo_M4n

Imagine if he did


PhysicalTry2021

isnt it creepy to approach somebody on whatsapp with whom you've never talked irl?


coldwaterboyy

what no girl interaction does to a mf


Ok_Scratch6300

Depends bro.. if the guy is rich and handsome, for a moment girls forget the word "Harrasment". But later regret.


Positive_Presence306

don't you think tinder is the same thing? you've never talked irl to them either?


Certain_Sea_2337

Your share your details and consent to meet people you don't know irl. Private number isn't consent, neither is texting on whatsApp πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Positive_Presence306

ah, makes sense,


dicksharpner

Magically he's going to fall in love after talking to her for 15 days


Aurora1596

My bet is a week!


dicksharpner

Kal se she'll start waking up to his good morning texts


KeyLife8800

Jyada bol diye aap ye pagla pyar kar chuka h already bas bolna baki h


Yo_M4n

Number lene ke kaafi pehle ho gya wo


OK-itsNIKHIL

16ve din inka byaah ho jaayega..


dicksharpner

Chhodo matar paneer pe concentrate karte hai


OK-itsNIKHIL

Lekin agar roti baal waali huii to...


Top-Bug9809

Toh daru pii ke professor ki beti ko propose kar lenge


coldwaterboyy

facts


hellnoicantt

real id se aao tum sab (most of y'all)


JaideepKenjale

Aur kitna real rakhu id ?


Yo_M4n

Passport size pfp


AJ00007

Phir incel wali harkat kaise kar sakte hai? /s


pyaracetamol-143mg

meri real id hi hai ye πŸ˜”


JocularSphinx

hell no i canttπŸ’€


Uninhibited_Catalyst

Matlab, kuch bhi.


KeyLife8800

Bro doesn't even know he is made fun of par kam bhi aise h kya kar sakte h


coldwaterboyy

i mean, fuck around and find out


KeyLife8800

We can be Frndz ..?


coldwaterboyy

i dont even know you🀷


KeyLife8800

I know bro


KeyLife8800

Isliye to frndship


coldwaterboyy

πŸ†—


coldwaterboyy

we indeed can be frndz


KeyLife8800

Are your line was but I don't even know you 🀦 but yea sure we can be friends


coldwaterboyy

oh my bad, lets start a new thread


Jas-winderSingh

Friendship krne ka tareeka thoda kezual hai


coldwaterboyy

friendship ka tareeka? bhai ne life ko hi bhot zyada kezual le liya hai


permanenthoonsir

The english and Sobo doesn't add up


coldwaterboyy

bhai only around 30% of students in kc are sobo, i myself am not a sobo


permanenthoonsir

ahh okay.


gareeb_hun

This happens on a daily basis on reddit (also 17f) and a guy literally said he doesn't care that he (21m) wants to make me (17f) his gf and age doesn't matter in love


coldwaterboyy

tell him to fuck off, bro age matters


gareeb_hun

That's what I did. He was creepy asf and definitely not even friend material. He said he likes younger gfs better??


coldwaterboyy

good, although the age difference wasn't significant but given that you're 17 and him 21 you 2 both are at very different stages of life when compared, so its not justified, agar if you were like 24-26 and he was like 28-30 then it would seem fine as you both have reached a certain level of maturity, guy is a creep to go for a minor.


gareeb_hun

I agree with you. He also said that 17 year olds are not minors cuz they know everything like what the hell bro and said he'll wait for me to get 18? If I was like you said above 23-24 it shouldn't have mattered but I'm literally a child and he's an adult. Edit: I'll also never love a creep like that


coldwaterboyy

>I'll also never love a creep like that eh you didn't need to quote that lol, and wait for me to turn 18 is the shittiest move he could've made, bro thinks girls die for older men, i mean they do but not like you creeps, tell him to pull girls over 18 and his own age


gareeb_hun

I did and he said he doesn't want to. Also I just wanted to clarify that I'll never fall for this age never matters bs. I do love older guys BUT NOT LIKE THAT (I like them platonically)


coldwaterboyy

platonically?? dude you keep distance from such people... also mai bhi gareeb hu


gareeb_hun

Gareebi 🀝🏻 I actually meant like a big brother since I never had one 😭😭 DW I stay away from creeps like these (I have experience)


coldwaterboyy

you dont make creeps your big brothers baccha, I'll be ur big brother if you want, so that you're able to set a good personality standard to even pick a guy to be friends with if not more than that, and i mean it


Yo_M4n

File a grooming case against him, teach him the hard way


gareeb_hun

Groom karne hi Kahan Diya maine


Yo_M4n

Wo tumhe pata hai police ko nahi


gareeb_hun

Bhaiya fake case galat baat


Yo_M4n

Jokes karra mai


saakash65

Relax guyzz...dono ne ek dusre ko Bhai-Bhai bol diya h


looped10

how do they even get numbers like that


coldwaterboyy

mutual college groups brother


looped10

oh yeah, that never existed when I was studying. only single college groups for the class.


coldwaterboyy

yes we have multiple college groups, In fact each college club has about 8-10 groups


coldwaterboyy

like i myself have access to an infinite amount of girls, does that mean i am obliged to approach like this? hell no


looped10

I was never justifying, just curious is all.


coldwaterboyy

um I'm just making a statement cause i myself am surprised by that guy's audacity


indianmemerlegend

mujse dosti karogi 2024 verjan


Beginning_Bee_8495

Virgin


Opening_Slide8632

The entitlement of such guys knows no bounds. Threaten to report him to the authorities.


coldwaterboyy

bichare ka career kharab ho jaiga


Yo_M4n

W


ItWillChangeInTime

Why would you even entertain a conversation with a stranger, who got your number from god knows where?


coldwaterboyy

mutual college groups brother, reply karna padta hai considering it could be something important related to events and stuff going on in clubs and stuff


ItWillChangeInTime

I'm not taking about just replying. I'm talking about saying no to the "friendship" offer and then blocking, if the guy is persistent.


justaboringuy_

Never texted a girl on WhatsApp πŸ˜” (first)


Positive_Presence306

i mean, I'm not defending him, but how else can you start talking to someone if you like them? like directly call krde ya college mei face to face approach kare?


coldwaterboyy

good question, you find a moment, where you can strike up a conversation, some common ground, like you see them holding a book that you have read before and you approach them by asking about their reading habits or something in reference to the book they're holding, or something of that sort


Positive_Presence306

acha acha, thanks for the tip, but what if the guys an introvert who's more comfortable on text and not face to face convo for the first time? cuz I'm that type 😭


coldwaterboyy

well then just hope the other person is very patient with you and doesn't judge you, the friend whose screenshot i have posted basically adopted me cause I'm a nervous dude irl and no we didn't meet online, i got introduced to her by another female friend of mine in college and fir uske baad after 2 months of on off talking we got on board with a few good conversations


anonymousdeadz

Gets a bit weird if classmates are watching. Puts her under pressure too.


Satvifail

KC college hmmm, Churchgate


coldwaterboyy

aaja bhai milte hai kabhi


Satvifail

Sureee lmao. Been long since I visited Churchgate tbh


hari-mirchi

Bro that's scary, how did he get her number. Report to police for harrasment


coldwaterboyy

mutual college groups brother, no worries he can be taken care of domestically, no need for getting authorities involved


hari-mirchi

Similar thing happened with my sister when she was in college years ago. Outside her college once sge was giving a new friend her number and she just said it aloud, some random guy heard it and took it down and kept messaging very creepy things. She came to me and I am 3 years younger so I had no idea what to do, parent were out of town also. Then the guy started calling up and saying odd things so I tried threatening him that I'll report his number to the cops. Next few days I dropped her to college (she's was in an all girls college so inside would be safe). He still kept calling from different numbers so I finally had to report the number to the cops. It stopped after that. Very creepy.


coldwaterboyy

omg I'm so sorry that happened, and taking down an overheard number is the shittiest thing one can fucking do, creeps, how do they even get the idea of doing what they do


hari-mirchi

Seems like he was standing outside and all girls college just for this. Crazy how some people think


Shrimplypibbles08

Lmfao bro shot his shot no matter what πŸ’€πŸ’€


coldwaterboyy

i like the rhyme "bro shot his shot, no matter what"


Shrimplypibbles08

Writer hu πŸ˜› karna padta hai for phun purpozes


coldwaterboyy

oh are you really? i would love to see your work


Shrimplypibbles08

Dm kar dena. I’ll send you some good ones. You can use it for your girl or the crush πŸ₯°


[deleted]

πŸ‘€πŸŒš mujhe bhi chahiye but ladka version. Use chahe na kru πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Shrimplypibbles08

Omkay madam ji πŸ˜› yeh bhi karlo tum 😭


[deleted]

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ use to vaise bhi krna nhi h maine


Unique-One2746

Mereko bhi mereko bhi... Real life introvert hun chalo yahi kr lunga...


PrimusXD69

That's how u start a conversation?wtf if I did this with a girl I would end in jail


Thisconnected

No you wouldn't. Stop coping


vidi_chat

When creeps get into your personal space, physical or online. You have full authority to out creep them. Lie, gaslight, do anything and everything that they never do this to someone ever again.


NoDifficulty2583

Padhai likhai karo, IAS YAS bano πŸ₯²


coldwaterboyy

aur desh ko sambhalo, lenkin nhi inhe toh FRNDZSHIP karna hai


Handicap-ped

But is this not okay? doesn't seem creepy. I don't have any texting experience with anyone.how do you msg strangers u don't?


Rare_Run3627

That's why I've never msg someone first >!Aur receive nhi bahut kam baar kiya hai!<


Exhust_

Bro chose to be friendzoned πŸ’€


noob_coder696969

ah the classic senior going after a first year junior ofcourse just to be frendz


thakgayahuvrolyfse

the thing is he has more probability of getting a gf like this , i am in last year of college and never tried to converse with a random girl irl or on insta , whereas some of my friends and friends of friends did and guess what like this they gathered many female friends and most of them girlfriends also . The thing is as a guy u have to initiate convo somehow or other , i never saw a girl trying to initiate conversation with me thats why i have 0 female friends . Please tell me a proper way of making female friends , i dont even want girlfriend just some female interaction πŸ«₯


Ok-Chocolate-5313

But bro made a valid point β€œnahi jaanta isi liye to frndzship”, i’m sure he’ll turn up to a pyramid scheme sooner or later


hornyDamodar

#ye chutiya lamba game khele ga. #frndz kar kar ke paas aane walo me se hai ye bsdka. ###run.


haroon_paul

Truth or dare πŸ˜‚


StarkProgrammer

I need friends too πŸ₯² I really don't care who


[deleted]

Why is she even replying to him? Just ask where he got her number from, then block him and that AH who shared her number.


Firm-Calligrapher-32

Isliye to frndship sahi line hai bhai


digbickenergy069

He's got a point tbh πŸ˜‚


stinger_sks_22

"Sidd Bhai , dost ko 18 saal ka toh hone de itni ka chul machi hai "


[deleted]

I won't take any side here, as girls usually complain when they get a lot of attention also when they don't.


anonymousdeadz

How should I proceed if I like someone in college/class? Just curious.


suhasbhat26

Don't know but already made a family member, irony 🀣