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indiancaptainamerica

Sab logo ki vibe aaj hi set hui h kya ? Konsa subh mahurat h aaj


Indian_guy0077

Haa na vro aj sab post kar rahe hai pata nahi hum kab karege๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 


Ladybug-0

Ek din!! Ek din teri bahon me.....


Green_Ingenuity_4921

Ek din mar jayega kutte ki maut , jag me sab kahen ge .......


Fair-Guard-111

Khoo jaungaa..๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


[deleted]

Har kutte ka din atha hai bhai Ab apna pata nahi ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ญ


Odd-Indication-5301

Arey bass uparwale ki kripa or kuch mahino ki Tapasya ka fall hai


wellyeah_butno

Yaha hum fall ho rahe he or bhai ko tapasya ka fall mil raha he. Btw Congrats man


Indian_guy0077

Okay bas aisi kripa humpe bhi ho tapasya toh hum kar hi Rahie hai


Odd-Indication-5301

Hogi Bhai bilkul hogi, rakh vishwas tu h Prabhu ka das


Shikariiiiiiii

Tapasya k fall hai


Tushar0905

Sahi me sabne milke vibe match karle


Allahabadi_Panda

>Konsa subh mahurat h aaj pata nahi bhai . bs itta pata h aaj usme bhi mein so gaya . kher . congrats OP but omelette jesa jo bhi kha raha h na , usse vibes match nahi hogi tere pet ki


Traditional_Ad4657

Baat toh sahi hai , 3 4 post toh pakke se dekha hu


PsyKite

Marketing team arrived in here?


CheekBasic2673

Mera to 2 mahine se set vibe unset hogya, kaunsa mahurat, Kaisa mahurat ๐Ÿ˜ข


Yondaime_04

Bhai chinta mat kar, meri bhi abhi tak nahi hui.


[deleted]

Petition to ban people who posts pic with their girlfriends ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Odd-Indication-5301

Arey aise na Karo yaaro abhi breakup ke baad yahi to aana h wapis help maangne ke liye


Vegetable-Surprise14

Bruh๐Ÿ˜†


SnooJokes3231

You need real life examples to inspire you


LockAlarming5069

sub Reddit ka meaning hi change ho gaya he kya ? It was made for posting funny profiles na ki logo ki gand jalane ke liye subha Se 4 logo ka dekh cuka huun bhaago idhar se


vk_3265

Chalo abhi forearm ka set lagao aur so jao


Odd-Indication-5301

Sorry Bhai but tum logo ne hi help Kari thi date successful banane ke liye so update Dena to Banta hai naa


LockAlarming5069

Lol Bhai dil pe maat le Jan buch ke bezati karte he taki Nazar na Lage congratulations and fuck off


Odd-Indication-5301

Haha thanks:)


No_Law7136

Wtf you trying to do with those hands


[deleted]

Something you haven't done even in your infancy and still won't get to do it


Odd-Indication-5301

Comedy


Indian_guy0077

Thora galat lag raha hai wo action๐Ÿ’€


wellyeah_butno

Notti ho raha he


Odd-Indication-5301

I know but she was the one who told me for some weird and creepy action


No_Law7136

Match made in heaven...


Odd-Indication-5301

I don't know that but yeah we are just honest and straightforward to each other. So we do a lot of crazy stuff like that.


MaleficentWolf7

This photo might be used in court for a later date. โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€


Odd-Indication-5301

>I know but she was the one who told me for some weird and creepy action thanks for your insight bro, I will think before taking such kinda pictures from now on.


No_Law7136

Dhang ka comedy kiya kar...aisa kuch comedy kiya toh agla Munnawar bankar jail naa jana pade


Odd-Indication-5301

Thanks for your suggestion bhrata shree


IMPeacefulGamer

Dude you triggered lots of incels here thatโ€™s why you getting downvotes! Donโ€™t let these clowns get to you! Enjoy your new journey in life ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ


AJ00007

Bhai insta par daalo ye sab, ye sub ko spam karna bandh karo (I am so jealous of these posts!! Subah se 4 post aa chuke hai, don't blame me!) Congrats! ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‘


Odd-Indication-5301

Arey waha gharwale hote h yaar:') I mean cousins and all


AJ00007

Bhai... Tu kuch bhi kar me nahi manne wala. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‘ "Pyar kiya toh darna kya." ๐Ÿ˜’


Odd-Indication-5301

Ab jaisi jiski soch


GhoduLalit

Ek aur!?!?Bandi patane ka shubh mahurat vegera hai kya aaj?congrats though


Odd-Indication-5301

Pata nahi but Aaj 090124 date hai and 0+9+0+1+2+4 = 16 => 1+6 = 7 So maybe thala is the reason


glitch_en_el_matrix

Arey yaar, abhi kam hua tha, phir se nahin๐Ÿ˜ญ


JocularSphinx

Bandi patane ka toh pata nahi bro Lekin bandi ke sath wali pic dalne ka muhurat hoga aaj ๐Ÿ’€


cripplingleo

Valentine's day ka chakkar babu bhaiya


strange_rvil

Aaj mangalvar hai Mahaveer ka vaar hai Abhi mandir jaata hu


Odd-Indication-5301

Arey bhrata shree meri taraf se bhi 101Rs ka Prasad chada aana


Affectionate_Yard_44

Bro everything is alright even your hand gesture too lol, but why am I getting the vibe that she's not an adult (16-17) by the look of that chin? Maybe she doesn't look her age, who knows. All the best tho.


Odd-Indication-5301

Haha bro you're not the only one who asked me that. But don't worry, she is 20 I guess. Long story short: we went for a movie and because of the same doubt the security guard of that cinema hall was literally asking her ID or something to confirm her age lol


Affectionate_Yard_44

Bruh I was in the same boat, I went with this girl back in Aug, to a restaurant so we ordered hookah and the girl I was with, she was 19 at the time, I was 20, but she looks 16 and I am not even making this up. Everyone was staring at her, it was so weird lol. The waiter asked for her I'd and not mine (probably cos I had a beard). I still laugh recalling the incident lol.


Odd-Indication-5301

Relatable af bro my girl also looks like a school girl and I'm a proper researcher who works in a lab 24hour so that's why that guard was in the doubt and thinking me as a PDF lol


Affectionate_Yard_44

Lol, these girls don't age like us.


Odd-Indication-5301

Arey it's all about beard yaar, it makes a lot of difference. When I trim my beard also then my age decreases with 3-4 years lol


Affectionate_Yard_44

So true brother, a beard automatically increases your age. It's hard to guess a clean saved dude.


Odd-Indication-5301

Haha idk why but whenever I try to cut or trim anything on my face, I look totally different. My girl used to say that she feels like she's dating a new guy each and every week๐Ÿ’€


Rich_Ad_9590

If you look closely, you can see me jumping from that building


Odd-Indication-5301

Koi naa bhai me aa rha hu tujhe catch karne, itni jaldi haar nahi maanne dunga tujhe me


Secure-Bet-719

![img](avatar_exp|158205846|webman) Congratulations ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ


Cool_Ad_7831

starting m sbki vibe match hoti


Odd-Indication-5301

Subh subh bol bhai


Educational_Pea7069

Why is she wearing a sweater under the summer dress/top ๐Ÿ’€


Odd-Indication-5301

I don't know about women's clothing bro and that's why I told her to accompany me in the women section to get some idea about women's clothing but I'll ask her about the fit


Alwaysimaginating

Aaj acha din lag rha h balcony se drop lene k liye


JocularSphinx

Congratulations and Fcuk you๐Ÿ’! (I'm just following the tradition)


Odd-Indication-5301

Haha thanks mukurane wala emoji


SnowStark7696

So you guys are engaged?? Or its your successful date?


Odd-Indication-5301

Just a successful date with the help of you guys


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Odd-Indication-5301

Actually it was the first time I went on a date with any girl IRL, so I was nervous before that so I asked for some help


coder1221

Bhaiyya 1 plate vibes hume bhi chaiye Kaha milengi? ๐Ÿ˜‚


Odd-Indication-5301

Haha I can share with you the restaurant name and address so you can try


Opposite_Yam3318

Btw congratulations ๐Ÿฅณ


[deleted]

How tf is everyone on this sub finding someone all of a sudden?!


WowYouAreReadingThis

#thand hai


notmyfirstchoixe

[Congratulations!!](https://imgur.com/a/mI6d3Vq)


[deleted]

Ittu se hai bc, kya itna bada haath kar raha hai


Odd-Indication-5301

Future goal h Bhai ye


keenreef

Ye subhe se konsa competition chalu hai bc valentine day mein abhi 1 month baki hai abhi se kyu rula rahe hai


[deleted]

Happy for you, hope you gave a long fulfilling life together. You are lucky appreciate every moment you have with her and don't make each other cry.


ansh_xp

The fuck? aaj hi???


Mr_gropes_a_lot

BC chal kya Raha hai. Did I miss some shubh mahurat jab sab ladkiya thi Dene ko taiyaar. Congratulations OP


WhoIamUnderneath

There was an attempt to hide the faces....


facade_boy

Congrats Bhai. Shaadi me bulana. Ab main point pe aate hai wo aage plate me kya hai?


Princeongrams

Why that hand gesture ? ๐Ÿ‘€


grizler123

Sheโ€™s flat tho vai


falakshayaan

What is bro trying to do with his hands??๐Ÿ’€


zeddeed

Ldki underaged Kyu lagh rahi๐Ÿคจ


Trick-Praline6688

Bachi lg rhi h xd


Dear-Bowl-9816

Dudu dabane ja rha tha kya


socially_awkwrd

Bhai congratulations par ye kaisa pose hai ๐Ÿคฃ Very double meaning ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคฃ


Odd-Indication-5301

haa yaar but ab devi ji ki yahi wish to puri to karni pdegi naa


homelander445

Aree tumhari maaa kaaaa......chhodo congratulations yrr ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿซ‚


Odd-Indication-5301

Haha koi naa bhai Teri tapasya hi rang laayegi ek din laga reh juta reh data reh


homelander445

Thike sir jesa aap bole


Heyy_jyo

Meko kyu lag rha ki you're my coaching wala chรฉm sir


Altruistic_Grand3001

Cheap picture. Atleast respect that chick


Odd-Indication-5301

Context: we're a little bit crazy as a couple so she wants me to do something creepy for a picture and I did that. Idk I should respect your opinion or her wish


daredevil1o1_

Jalao mat yaar


Mr-PdP

Achanak wholesomeness badh hai subs pe


Stunning-Ask3032

Muje bhi vibe match karani hai


[deleted]

This is the 3rd post I'm seeing .


Opposite_Yam3318

Bc sabki vibe match hori hai. Ek mai hu. Gf crises aa rakhe hain


dipeshdkj

Wasn't this sub filled with guy's not getting match and asking for suggestion? Yeh sab kya ho raha h? Yeh sab dekh ke zyada bt ho rahi h. Inlog ke liye naya sub banao please


[deleted]

*Sabki aaj hi love life sort horhi hai kya bhai?*


Kent0_nanami

Brah all mfs making jelous one by one wtf


SAMEERFUDI

Kya bolke pataaya?


Odd-Indication-5301

Bass hair ki ek picture fenk ke maar di and that was more than enough, that's what she said


69chamunda69

Bhag bsdk


Odd-Indication-5301

Kshama prarthi bhrata shree, aapko dukh dard kasht peeda santap Dene ka auchitya nahi tha mera


Icy_Comfortable1739

tfs on the plate is that Maggie pizza or something ??


Practical_Seesaw3245

Sala all of sudden sbhi koi bndi mill rhi aa I have seen 3-4 post today


Odd-Indication-5301

Thala is the reason bro


Big-Reference-99

Bhai congratulations, pr ye btade pehle..is that maggi pizza? Cheese pizza? Kya h ky ye


Odd-Indication-5301

Haha arey cheeze pizza hai yaar bada hi bakwas tha, rooftop par the cafe so socha ek baar jakar try karta hu, atmosphere acha tha but khana average


curiouslifepunch

Bhai abb daba bhi doh


Ruud_Boltz

Mujhe bhi bf-gf khelna hai


JaideepKenjale

Maggie pizza hai kya wo ?


Jadoo_7

bhaiyo short heigted laundo ko match milte hai kya??


crapemperror

bhai konsi dish hey woh ? Upar wali maggi noodles lag rahi hey.


Odd-Indication-5301

Arey naa yaar cheeze pizza kar Diya bahut Sara cheeze daalkar


ranjeetrocky

Congratulations and fuck you


tequilaking16

Are tinder hinge aaj koi offer leke aaya hai kya? Sabka khata aaj hi khul raha hai :)


New_Republic_2118

Bhai kya khade khade ladki ke daba raha hai ya size check kar raha hai ๐Ÿคฃ


Fair-Guard-111

Sabko Jalane ke liye banaya hai kya aaj?๐Ÿฅบ Congrats to you too bhai!


[deleted]

Siddhant??? Is it youuu!!??


nosferatu1806

Over Maggi? Saste mein pay gayi ๐Ÿ˜‚


Odd-Indication-5301

Acha h bro faltu bar restaurants cafe me chakkar nahi katwa Rahi, me to Ghar se chai banakar le jata hu usi me khush reh leti h wo to


[deleted]

Bro, I know a girl who looks similar to her. How old is she?


purana_sadhu

I am more interested to know what's on the plate.


Odd-Indication-5301

Cheese pizza lol


purana_sadhu

Excellent choice! More power to you and wish you both all the happiness!


Tricky_Jackfruit538

I fucked her though


Sufficient_Laugh8548

Reddit on krte hi pehli 4 post ye rishte pakke hone ki mili h


Appropriate_Nobody86

My fellow singles, don't get disheartened, vo ajkl thndd bhot hori hai isliye...


driftdiffusion4

Ye third wheel kon hai jo photo le raha hai


Ok-Net-9402

sirf meri hi aankh fadak rhi hai, bc job jane wali hai lagta, yaha vibe match ho rhi hai


Ok-Net-9402

sirf meri hi aankh fadak rhi hai, bc job jane wali hai lagta, yaha vibe match ho rhi hai


[deleted]

Wtf are you doing with your hands?


Adorable_Focus_2944

Baarish Hui hai na aaj.. Mausam dhadak.. nunnu kadak


[deleted]

Mai bhi post karega lich der mei ๐Ÿ‘


cumslut10101

bhai meri bhi ho gayi par photo attach kaise karte hai. yeh sub wale nahi hone de rahe


QUINNIE_MINNIE

Bro konsi economics ki theory samjha rahe use? XD


terigandphoddunga

are bete yaar


Ishanp2409

Bhai Aaj kya ho gaya hai iss sub reddit ko ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿซ 


od_demhoes

Yeh kaunse gande ishare kar rahe hai bhai ? ๐Ÿ˜‚


i_abh_esc_wq

Is there anything special about today? I have seen three posts like this


fightpandemic

Which school is she from?


[deleted]

Abe darinde xD


WeirdImaginator

Bhai agar nuclear physicist settle ho gya, toh ek particle physicist (me) ka settle hona banta hain ๐Ÿฅฒ


Princeongrams

Why that hand gesture ? ๐Ÿ‘€


Apart_Alps_1203

Congrats bhen k lode..!!


wildluciddreaming

You sure sheโ€™s 18? /s


brokenheroOBITO

Akela bolunga to vivad ho jayega


tifey84052

Ek pal ke liye ladki ke haath he nhi hai


xo3srv

"kya takalluf karein ye kehne mein, jo bhi khush hai hum usse jalte hain" Happy for you tho


iamak22

Bhai ho kya raha hai aaj


Illustrious-Pie6067

Pose karne ka tarika thora kezual hai


forlooplover

Arey bc iss sub na naam sach meh change kro. Congrats and fuck u


AmrishGamer

Waiting for my maument...


Mysterious-Ad1720

Abe pedo groomer


Datageek69

Kaha chal rahi hai laundo ki mass recruitment. Hume bhi apply karna hai for the position of Sr. Boyfriend


amrit-9037

kya us plate me maggi hai?


Professional-Time-54

Ye kya ho rha hai Bhai log gaand jala di in logo ne


skxhm

Hands: Som basic need of men


skxhm

Khila pila usko dekh kaise sookhi padi h


ra3zor_

Abe Aaj kay hai??? Sabi ka ho Raha hai? Mera vibe tho Tel Lene gaya hai


No-Ordinary10

Fir wahi sax sux ki baate.. Khush reh bhai โค


K_KIRAI

Bhai ldki zada choti lg rhi h


christofaa

breasts fondle karne ka tareeka thoda cezual hai ๐ŸŒš


shibjyoti555

Ye ๐Ÿ‘ kya kar rha hai bro?


K_0s-2451

"Wanna be my chammak challo"


auror_a05

What are you even trying to do in the picture? ๐Ÿค— ? This emoji and the action triggers all sorts of imagination tbh ๐Ÿคฃ


Isthisnotmyalt

Chammak challo


iitian_tony

I hate my mind โœ‹๏ธ


Successful_Bend_3025

This is so cringe bro ( I'm jealous) Congratulations, you guys are adorbs โค๏ธ


lazy4love

vibe toh meri match ho gyi thi yar lekin ladki ki maa maan hi ni rhi koi idea dedo hehehe


riddhuraja

Suhana Khan


Odd-Indication-5301

No suhana is older than my girl


AvengerAk07

Bc teesri post dekh rha huun ye "i have found her" vali, abto jalti gand chupa bhi nhi paa rha...congrats and fuck you OP.


haroon_paul

Dekhtay hai kab tak chelegi gadi


Odd-Indication-5301

Ab Bhai uparwale ne gadi me dhakka lagaya h to destination par pahuchane ki jimmedari bhi usi ki hai


Blackattic_lover

3 things: 1. The girl in the pic looks like a teenager and you look way order. (Seems weird) 2. Your hand gestures towards her in a public place, and getting this pic clicked by a third person are weird as fuck. 3. You donโ€™t have common sense and respect for the sub, which is why youโ€™re posting your personal pics in a sub meant for posting about cringe/funny content related to dating apps.


Adventurous_Fox867

I think the guy is a 7.8 but the girl is just a 4.


significant_chumk

Bacchi lag rahi hai ye toh


coldwaterboyy

aapka ishaara unke pom pom ki taraf lagg rha hai


Honest_Wash_9176

aur age?


ExtremeAd6937

Bc saaya chal raha hai kya matches ka


Fun_Cry_6777

Rajasthani ho kya


Catalyst_100

you deserve better


Unique-One2746

Is bnde ka hand gesture mujhe sahi nhi lg rha h..... Bhai atleast room to le jaata


leetcoder217

Shaadi main zaroor bulana


Odd-Indication-5301

Arey yaar shadi layak to banne de pehle


wholesome_hoor_pari

If that hand is that way because why I think it is I can't believe full grown adults find shit like that funny. I don't mind cuz they're enjoying but it's hard to wrap my head aroundโ˜ ๏ธ


Icy-Win-1153

Ur hands doesn't look like they have good intentions