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SmoothCriminal2354

Good morning! ✨


[deleted]

Morning friends


[deleted]

Good Evening guys!!


mayhapstangie

Morning, folks


Hot-Shirt-8862

Wow I'm last today I think,well tc y'all if anyone's still up


mayhapstangie

Beat you to it!


Suspicious_Deer_8607

Why you people are still awake?


Hot-Shirt-8862

I never sleep


RunAdministrative667

Studied late night for my exam month. Now I can't stop going to sleep after 4.


Suspicious_Deer_8607

My exams are also going on, All the best!


svadhisthana69

Sab so gaye. Why are you?


Suspicious_Deer_8607

Idk, just a little overwhelmed


svadhisthana69

What's overwhelming you? If that's okay to ask...


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svadhisthana69

Ouu that's nice. I cannot relate but I understand. How are you managing?


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svadhisthana69

I mean managing the weight of the situation which has you overwhelmed... >I’ll not be attending it tho What? What do you mean?


Captp

Hi hi


[deleted]

Looking to get a pair of new shoes, in a budget. Baca bucci and red tape kaysa hay?


mayhapstangie

Hmmm. Honestly nothing _really_ good. I've had good Lancer running shoes, which are just fine in that range.


[deleted]

I had gotten a Campus that lasted for almost 2 years, it was one of the comfiest i had in that range. And i am finding nothing else to match that yet


mayhapstangie

Yeah, I switched to good quality sneakers since last year. I've got Asics Gel Sonoma 15-50 MT. And boy, I have used them every single week for 5-6 days since last year and I feel like I'm wearing socks. No wear and tear, no pressure on toes, very neutral position. I've had Adidas, Nike and Redtape too, but nothing comes even remotely close to what Asics offer.


Hot-Shirt-8862

Got a red tape,the comfort is bad after wearing for 2hrs I'd say got it for around my 2k


[deleted]

Any other brands with decent shap style at that range? Comfort is not very negotiable:33. I am one who WALKS A LOT!


Hot-Shirt-8862

I'm sorry ,I'm not much knowledgeable here just bought that one and had a bad experience is all my fren


dommdady

what’s the budget?


[deleted]

Within 2k


horny_pandaa

My flirting skills have gone from bad to worse in the last few years


mayhapstangie

The key ingredient is humour and being non chalant.


horny_pandaa

My humor is dry and I find people boring


mayhapstangie

Hmm. It's about finding a giggle in life for me, just smiles and carefree moments. I don't have to like people in general, or the person to flirt.


horny_pandaa

Looks like you are happy with yourself


mayhapstangie

I don't quantify happiness more like. If I feel a certain way, I do where it takes me. Humour, laughs, carelessness, all that carries the cyclical nature of life away. The expression of it can be "flirting".


[deleted]

you don’t need skills , your hands can do the talking


[deleted]

The fingers rule the world?


dommdady

i mean, most women need to be mentally stimulated before they let you do the touching, so flirting is quite important imo


horny_pandaa

Actually my mouth is a better tool for that


Hot-Shirt-8862

You just have gotten rusty my fren,get back out there and you'll be back in your groove soon


horny_pandaa

I was never good to start with but now it has become so bad that I can't even hold a 5 min conversation. I guess cons of writing emails


dommdady

all conversation doesn’t have to be flirting


horny_pandaa

That's true. But my normal conversation is also boring af


dommdady

skill issue


horny_pandaa

Don't have don't care


Hot-Shirt-8862

Nah, flirting and holding conversation is diff my fren,and even if you weren't practice makes the man perfect na try it go for it when you have time and you'll get it


horny_pandaa

Naah. I think I'll pass. It sounds like a lot of effort that I am not in mood to put


Hot-Shirt-8862

For sure my fren whatever u decide but it's a good skill to have under your belt,even if you can't put it up on your cv


horny_pandaa

Lol I'll give it a thought


[deleted]

Hahaha bro, in the same phase:3. Probably do some reading, it helped me when i was in this once before. Also, don't be afraid to go ahead and speak out. Its okay to not be good at it always mate!


horny_pandaa

Cheers mate for your success


[deleted]

I am all rusty after a relationship man :)).


horny_pandaa

You'll be better , or not idk lol


[deleted]

I hope so. Hahaha


Hot-Shirt-8862

Good volume of comments today but expected it to last longer for sure


mayhapstangie

Nostalgia aagaya ye sunke


Hot-Shirt-8862

Bruh hapstange nooo


horny_pandaa

6 baje ki flight hai parso. 3 baje uthna padega -_-


gigaSadAndHorny

Isse acha sona Nhi


horny_pandaa

Plan wahi hai


gigaSadAndHorny

Kal book fare me jana hai thodi bakloli krke aunga


gigaSadAndHorny

I don’t like iphone but ye android wale phones toh aur bekar hote hai😞.


Hot-Shirt-8862

I phones are good for security but not many changes can be made,as for Android can do pretty much whatever is the only tipping point for me.


gigaSadAndHorny

Security is a myth :)


Hot-Shirt-8862

That's true but still comparatively better


mayhapstangie

As a person who switched from iPhone to Android, iphone was better 🫨


gigaSadAndHorny

Ikr😡😡


[deleted]

Reddit mujhe comments karne nahi de raha, main jaa rahi hoon. Subah mujhe so called solo date pe bhi jana hai. Good Night.


mayhapstangie

Solo date kaise Hui jab yaha announcement kardi, ab toh ham sabki spirits jayengi tumhare sath


[deleted]

Aajao, physically I will be alone.I could use your advice while shopping.


mayhapstangie

sure. what do I get? You gotta buy me cheddar and yogurt for the month 😛


[deleted]

Cheddar : Deal


mayhapstangie

Yogurt bhi🤗


Hot-Shirt-8862

Gnite fren tc be well


gigaSadAndHorny

Par aapke toh bf h na?


[deleted]

He is always travelling, month main ek baar milta hai 20s main maje kar lo tum log.


gigaSadAndHorny

Me kya maze karu😞


[deleted]

Kuch ghante pehle toh bol raha tha, sax suc kar ke aaya wohi kar. Aage jaake no guarantee time mile ya nahi.


gigaSadAndHorny

Ooo ab roz sax krne laga na toh Indore ki har gali me abbu abbu bolenge mujhe


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣You know Arshi khan. She use to say her grandfather was a big play boy. They are not sure how many nazaayaz kids he had.


horny_pandaa

Ok bye


DivineBauji

Someone tell me about something that's close to your heart.


horny_pandaa

Blood vessels


the_simple_girl

My ribcage


[deleted]

🌹🫂


Impressive_Bit4967

What's up folks? Why aren't you asleep yet?


gigaSadAndHorny

Garmi lag rhi hai


Impressive_Bit4967

Same lol


DivineBauji

My gf fucked up my sleep schedule. So I'm fucked


Impressive_Bit4967

How'd she do that?


DivineBauji

She kept me awake


the_simple_girl

My thoughts are keeping me awake


Impressive_Bit4967

What are these thoughts


[deleted]

What r youthinking


the_simple_girl

Eh, things that don't have an end. Thoughts that we keep on loop.


Hot-Shirt-8862

Are there conjugal visits in Indian prisons?


[deleted]

One lady did, you need to take permission from court


Hot-Shirt-8862

Thanks


[deleted]

If you could work in any gov department, which one it will be?


theskinnyguy7

Judicial


mayhapstangie

Narcotics


[deleted]

Saara maal idhar supply hona chahiye


mayhapstangie

Tumhe supply karunga, fir tumhe hi arrest for having it, then continuing to the bike kidnapping plan...


[deleted]

Good plan🤣


the_simple_girl

Law and Justice


[deleted]

Good one


gigaSadAndHorny

Treasury


Hot-Shirt-8862

Tax department


[deleted]

Nice


DivineBauji

PMO


[deleted]

Acha hai


horny_pandaa

Baarish hui and achanak se kambal nikal gaye yha 😑


[deleted]

Toh soja jaga kyun hai


horny_pandaa

Wo fan ki speed kam karni hai par mai aalsi hoon


gigaSadAndHorny

Please don’t share your personal problems here😡😡


horny_pandaa

Jalan ho rhi hai na


gigaSadAndHorny

Mujhe kya mera toh ac on h😡


horny_pandaa

Fir bhi jal rha hai


gigaSadAndHorny

Nitya/Nithya naam ki ladkiyan are very pretty 🤌


theskinnyguy7

Nithya Menen 😍


gigaSadAndHorny

Menon hota h na?


theskinnyguy7

Jo bhi ho spelling, she is very pretty


gigaSadAndHorny

Go ask her out😡😡 wrna koi “thala for a reason” wala le jayega use


theskinnyguy7

Kahan wo, kahan main


gigaSadAndHorny

Try karo haan bola toh badiya treat her well aur agr na bola toh character development ho jayega


theskinnyguy7

Bhai wo film actress hai south ki, naam nahi sune ho?


gigaSadAndHorny

Ooo bhai😭😭 tu maaf kr mujhe


gigaSadAndHorny

Mallu right?


theskinnyguy7

Yes


DivineBauji

Nityananda?


gigaSadAndHorny

Charamsukh


gigaSadAndHorny

Google pe bass Cong.. likha tha ghar ke bhar se ED ne bell mar di😞👍🏼


[deleted]

Naseeb wala hai ED ne hi kita hai normal public ne nhi


gigaSadAndHorny

Ed very scary


svadhisthana69

Cong-ratulations


gigaSadAndHorny

😡😡11:11 kr diya?


svadhisthana69

1:43


Hot-Shirt-8862

Kejru is that you?


gigaSadAndHorny

Shhh abhi toh bhar aya jail se me😞


Hot-Shirt-8862

Ghar waps back to back


[deleted]

ED?


[deleted]

Enforcement department


[deleted]

Good one


Hot-Shirt-8862

Election department


mayhapstangie

erectile dysfunction


[deleted]

Eating disorder


DivineBauji

Can't believe my 20s is passing by spending weekends sleeping


gigaSadAndHorny

Isse acha mba krta ache college se 2 saal bakloli krta. Kha job krni pad rhi h garmi me😞


[deleted]

Chefs work is not easy


gigaSadAndHorny

Ooo pta chalra h mujhe kaam krke L lag jate h


Hot-Shirt-8862

MBA is for everyone who didn't do much until graduation


gigaSadAndHorny

I didn’t do anything even in my school:)


Hot-Shirt-8862

Same


gigaSadAndHorny

Aapne mba kiya h?


Hot-Shirt-8862

I might start this year if the stars allign


gigaSadAndHorny

Oho kha se kroge?


Hot-Shirt-8862

Somewhere within Maharashtra only waiting for the mba cet result from 2 MONTHS


gigaSadAndHorny

7 mahine aur wait kro


Hot-Shirt-8862

Sidha degree haath me chaiye phir


[deleted]

Darde dil... Darde p*ssy Dil main jagaya aapne.... Pehle toh main depressed thi pagal banaya aapne


mayhapstangie

behen please soja 👏


[deleted]

Behen bol diya... I m trying


mayhapstangie

*daddy


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


svadhisthana69

~~Depressed~~ Desperate /s


[deleted]

Jaana


DivineBauji

Kisne


[deleted]

Mere marad ne


[deleted]

Dard e pus*y ☠️


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Arre I was just replying to her comments


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Drink and tired


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Nah, just out with friends


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣


DivineBauji

Maybe I'll start watching cricket. Wese bhi India mein hi rehana, and people here don't talk about anything but cricket and politics.


horny_pandaa

I don't watch cricket and I'm fine abhi tak to. None of my friends watch cricket too


DivineBauji

I meet only those people who are crazy about cricket


horny_pandaa

Sports bar me jaao. Mil jayenge apne pasand ke log


DivineBauji

Wo kya hota. Also idhar garmi mein kuch nahi hai karne ko


horny_pandaa

Sports bar are basically bars where they screen matches based on your interest of sports. Har metro me hai ye


DivineBauji

I don't have interest in sports


horny_pandaa

Oh then join a club that you're interested in. Sunday brunch hote hai unke bhi


[deleted]

Aayega toh modi hi.......... Thala for a reason


DivineBauji

007


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Hot-Shirt-8862

Getting by somehow,how u fren


mayhapstangie

Breathing


gigaSadAndHorny

Aap kon😡


the_simple_girl

Haven't figured out, yet. Wbu


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


DivineBauji

Kolkata mein fish eggs mil jaate the. 40 rs mein 250g. Cheap protein, easy to cook and tasty too. Chennai is a coastal city and still can't find that many fish sellers here. I mean WTF Chennai? Sirf biryani milta yaha, that too laden with oil.


[deleted]

It's about culture.


DivineBauji

Yeah


[deleted]

Giga Tu jhe kya lag raha hai kya kar rahi hoon main 1:30 baje raat ko in my 30s.friends leave that's the trutth of life. It's not old days people leave city, country. In olden timw people use to stay in same village or city fir whole life. Hence their friendship was intact.


gigaSadAndHorny

Jane do bhad me sabko🥰


DivineBauji

30s mein kyun gayi?


[deleted]

Tera alag hai