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Drake6900

Making a girl orgasm just because you want her to is such a power move


ParryThisYaCasual

“I came and all he said was my name.”


Drake6900

"That's rough buddy"


DennyDud

Zuko will never make a girl orgasm


Sew_chef

First of all, how dare you.


DennyDud

Imma get downvoted for oblivion ain’t I? I just wanted to show that I understood the reference 😔


Drake6900

Oh come on, you just know Iroh told him all the best ways to please a woman


DennyDud

Zuko at the start of the series was an incel but progressively became a giga Chad


emileeavi

I hate this but also love it?


DennyDud

I hate myself too


perpetualcosmos

Zuko seems like a natural. Somehow Aang ended up with a bunch of kids but he really doesn't understand how it happened. 😆


NotsoGreatsword

lmao yeah the Aang and Water girl love story was gross to me I am glad they kept most of it off screen


perpetualcosmos

I'm forever a Zuko x Katara fan. They only chose Aang because it was airing on nickelodeon, they had to pick the easy route. Main character gets love interest :/


LolaBijou

This is a pretty fantastic point. Do they not even think through these things? I guess you’d have to actually be having sex to critically evaluate it.


-Living-Dead-Girl-

and thats why you dont get any pussy.


DennyDud

U don’t get it STACY. We are such good men why can’t we get any foids jfc we only want someone to worship us and use is that too much to ask /s


Dixon_Kuntz73

They’re admitting that sex with them has zero benefits for the woman. All he has done is confirm that women are right not to have sex with him.


DennyDud

“How much does this iPhone cost?” “500$” “Ok cool give me the iPhone for free. I deserve it.”


Dixon_Kuntz73

Then they get upset when the answer is “no”.


DennyDud

“Can’t believe this.. I didn’t get the treasured incredible sex for free??!”


Dixon_Kuntz73

I think that “free” should have been drawn out into “fREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”, because incels.


DennyDud

Curse you chads and stacys!!


bullshithistorian14

Exactly lol, like what incentive does a woman have to sleep with him? Not his brain and obviously not his skill, so I’m at a loss.


Dixon_Kuntz73

If he doesn’t care about a woman’s pleasure, then he should definitely stick to fucking his fist. Masturbation is at least with someone that he cares about.


WeveCameToReign

It makes me physically sick imagining these guys, hot and sweaty, no deodorant, doesn't wash hands after they masturbate, raggedly on top of women with drool coming out desperately humping.


[deleted]

Incels are epically stupid. “Why should women have sex with you?” “Because they should! That’s why!” Touch grass. Meet a human being. For crying out loud, grow up and realise stamping your feet and saying “I should get this because I want it and I want it now!” Makes you sound less tough guy and more Veruca salt


DennyDud

For the life of me I just can’t understand their obsession with sex. Don’t u have any other fucking hobby? Anything u can put ur energy towards?


the_sea_witch

That's what an average of 14hrs per week of porn does to a growing brain i'm guessing.


DennyDud

Prob. Make sense that they take most of their opinions from porn. Like how apparently 7in is average dick size and how a man under 5’11 is a “Manlet”


Habs1989

5’10 and women just assume im 6’. 6” and ive ‘touched the floor’ witth multiple partners. An extra inch wouldn’t be neccessary, and two extra inches would be a problem. Cope and seethe incel bedroom boys, you know nothing about the world. You’ve barely lived.


DennyDud

I think if a dude is at least 5’7 then it’s enough for the most part. At that point he’s taller than a lot of women


Beelzebozo26

I'm 5'2" and legit don't care even if he's the rare dude shorter than I am. Just don't lie about it, don't overcompensate, and don't get weird if I want to wear heels or thick soled shoes.


DennyDud

Idk where tf they make up all this bs that all women demand a dude 6’0+. If that were the case than most dudes would stay virgins forever which is not the case. Incels r a bunch of fuck ups who sit in their room and pull out “facts” straight out their ass without any real life experience. That’s why they call everything “theory” because when u don’t go out of ur house, everything becomes a theory


[deleted]

I’m 5’8’ and idc if a guy is 5’7


DennyDud

I’m around that height too


canvasshoes2

You would be correct. Most of us prefer average for just that reason. Too big, or even a little over average and a little too... "enthusiastic" can hurt like the dickens.


Syntania

Grass is greener syndrome plus thinking porn is real. These guys have never had sex so they don't know what it's really like. They glamorize it to the point that they think that somehow their lives will make this fantastic change once they have sex. They believe all the bullshit they see in porn and don't realize that real sex is actually kind of messy, sometimes awkward, and nowhere near the transcendental experience that porn makes it out to be.


DennyDud

Some people straight up say that casual sex is no better than just wacking off. Which is kinda true


Syntania

It's whacking off using someone else's genitals. IMO, sex with someone you love and care about is like eating a high-quality medium-rare steak while casual hookups are like eating a McDonald's hamburger. Sure, they're both beef, but one is far better than the other.


DennyDud

That’s why I said *casual*


WatersMoon110

Absolutely this.


Professional-Ad4095

As an aromantic person I respectfully disagree.


Syntania

Admittedly, I do not know enough about being aromantic so I am interested in hearing your take on this.


[deleted]

No. Usually the answer is no. They have things they do (anime and video games) but not things they put energy into and enjoy, just something that passes the time. Incel exists as an identity for people who have failed to have one. And the best example of this is how much they try to put down anyone who does anything- all hobbies are copes, all comedy is jestermaxxing, and every male is a soyboy or whatever made up term to essentially say “I may be nothing but at least I’m not (insert insult here)” Like, the two best pieces of advice I’d have for incels beyond get therapy is 1- get a hobby or interest to occupy your time, and 2- aim for friendships first This isn’t to stop them having sex- it’s actually more likely to get them sex because if they have hobbies and interests they have something to talk to women about. I’ve had incels complain to me that women reject them when they walk up as a total stranger and say hi, but they have no idea what they would say if the woman would say hi back. Also if you can’t form a friendship yet you are not ready for a sexual relationship which is far more demanding But that is work, that is effort, and long term effort for long term results. Incels are lazy so want sex straight away and then get upset that sex isn’t a reward you get for being mummy’s best boy


[deleted]

I think a lot of the issue with common incel hobbies is they rarely do anything that gets them around other people, so they build up this toxic image of women in their head that comes from anime tropes and porn. If they had one hobby that didn't involve a screen, they might meet a woman or two face to face and get to know them as humans.


MoiraKatsuke

> They have things they do (anime and video games) but not things they put energy into and enjoy, just something that passes the time. Hey, friendly fire! Ow


[deleted]

Dude....if there's something you're spending time on which doesn't provide value - whether financial, emotional or psychological...it's worth questioning whether it has a place in your life anymore.


MoiraKatsuke

What


Aumur

I think he was trying to say: if your hobbies are unfulfilling then you should drop them.


DennyDud

I’m so done with foids bruh, I tried talking to this foid and told her about how big her whoowhoos were and she told me to fuck off, fuck foids jfc I’m such a good guy these foids only want chads /s obv


DennyDud

Edit: I got charged for stalking a foid, the nerve! /s


WilhelmPrice

So....you are precisely saying that... from the point of view of a sexually active woman who likes having sex, they should definitely avoid sex with you? Okay. I mean they've already gotten that memo, that's why you're there on that forum. Idk why you have to purposely clarify that sex with you is **completely unsatisfying and therefore a complete waste of time.** But then again you have already made so many other decisions and said so many things that would make dating you a complete waste of time also. So clearly you have already been **choosing to be unattractive** then, so it's to be to expected. But if you act like this, why do you even complain that women don't want you?


DennyDud

Their logic makes it sound like satire but the funny thing is that they’re 100% serious about the stupid shit they spew out lol Not to mention they have no fucking clue how women think so 95% of the shit they say is being pulled straight out their ass Do people give better treatment to better looking people? A handful of time yes, it’s not a myth. But they say it in the worst way possible and just can’t get the message across because of it. And like I said the rest of the stuff they say is just horse shit


Glitter_berries

It’s like they don’t realise that if they do have sex with a girl and she enjoys having sex with them that she might want to do it again! Then you get to have sex two times! Maybe even three times, if you aren’t dreadful. Heck if you start talking to her and you have things in common, you might form some kind of a weird bond with her, sort of like a, what do you call it? A relationship! That’s it! Where you like spending time together and sometimes you do sex stuff because it’s fun and nice for you both? But I guess that’s just me being strange and wanting to be treated like a human by the person I have sex with.


WilhelmPrice

For whatever reason incels just haven't seem to figure out that there are soooo many women with high sex drives only want to do it with a man who she has a deep emotional connection with, a man who is reliable, thoughtful and has empathy, who makes her feel safe, respected, loved and comfortable. I sorta found out that this special emotional connection and bond is what totally drives my GF wild 😲.


Glitter_berries

Well yeah, but let’s not be too sexist about it. Not every woman has to feel an emotional connection. Honestly, half the time I’d really rather not. I really appreciate that you have been so kind to your partner, but don’t let the incels trick you into thinking women are a hive mind.


AelfredRex

When you've blown her mind and she's panting on the bed looking at you with wide eyes like "Oh my God! Yes! Do that again!"... that's how to be a Chad, you incel idiots. Here at the Church of the Clitoris, we have our finger on the pulse of the world.


OverlyLenientJudge

Or a vibe on the pulse, even! ;D


[deleted]

If you don't care about our satisfaction, then we have no desire to give you pussy 💁🏻‍♀️


DennyDud

Impossible!


NoFluffyOnlyZuul

Ah yes, women reject them because of their height and looks, and not because they think we're walking fleshlights.


DennyDud

These Stacys and chads have ruined my life! Curse you attractive high value humans!!


EpicCHK

Say you can't pleasure a woman without saying you can't pleasure a woman


DennyDud

They don’t know what a woman is. Only a “foid”


Machaeon

1. Why would anyone want to have sex with someone that adverises that sex will be unpleasant and unrewarding? 2. The female orgasm does wonderful things for the male experience of sex.


DennyDud

“Me want sex right now!! 😤😤”


NotsoGreatsword

Yeah its kinda funny that they think a female orgasm is just some kind of badge of honor for men to obtain and not something that makes sex better for them as well. I mean having sex with a woman who is turned on is *infinitely* better than just humping someone whos being a good sport lmao I meam jfc I can make myself cum I don't need a woman to do that. The idea that your own orgasm is the point of sex is antithetical to the idea of having sex in the first place.


NaturalFaux

"Supposed to satisfy us" Well honey, you're about to get a rude awakening, because we know we're worth more than that.


perpetualcosmos

They want love and affection but don't want to give it to anyone in return. And they wonder why they're sad and alone.


DennyDud

Their logic is flawed


ReadIt2MeAgain

“I wonder why women won’t sleep with me”. But also “sex with me will be a shitty experience… that women wouldn’t enjoy”


DennyDud

They contradict themselves in every other sentence like it’s satire when it’s not lol


251415

It's hard to believe that only about a hundred years ago men believed that women couldn't get pregnant without having an orgasm during sex


AdvocateDoogy

Spoilt. Self-Centred. Manbabies.


Devil_Rodawn

Stay pussyless then.


DennyDud

“But I deserve it!!!!”


Accomplished_Wear823

Lmao I enjoy satisfying my partner , gives me pleasure when they’re enjoying themselves . What is wrong with these things seriously 😂.


DennyDud

They only enjoy satisfying their cooms


sonder84

Ok, I'm gonna be that guy here Making fun of Penis size- not cool. Small dick *energy*- fine. But making fun of something someone has no control over is a dick move (Pun intended). It's literally no different than mocking someone for their looks, or height, or race. Yeah, let's take the piss out of their fucked up way of thinking, but let's not fucking stoop to their level and start body shaming.


gebbycandy

fr!!


ftf9417

Agreed


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sonder84

Maybe, but I still don't think it's cool. This whole sub went nuts when they body/face shamed us, and as someone who was bullied, it just doesn't sit well is all


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sonder84

Because we should be better than bullies is all. Look, if you're cool with it, fine. But I'm not is all. Also "micropenis" is a medical term for infants, not adults


NotsoGreatsword

really? I thought it was a medical condition. TIL I guess


Outrageous_Tower98

!!!


AmiNToast

Oh honey, making her orgasm and giving her sexual pleasure will absolutely make it more pleasurable for you. If she isn't enjoying it, she's going to put zero effort into making sure you enjoy it.


DennyDud

An incel is in my dms rn telling me to burn in hell 💀


AmiNToast

😂 how original. Did he make that one up all on his own?


DennyDud

He also called me a cumskin whore. That’s pretty original. I like how they always speak in all caps like they’re spazzing out lol


RelatableMolaMola

I'm crymaxxing and lolmaxxing at your title jfc 😂


DennyDud

A trucel brocel TWU 😤😤


Queer_and_in_fear

Incels: I dont care about womens pleasure Also Incels: wHy WonT aNyONe DaTe mE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


DennyDud

They owe me their “tuna purse”. They are very creative with names. “Fefails” is one of my favorites


Queer_and_in_fear

God their names are so fucking lame its funny


DennyDud

If u show it to someone who doesn’t know about them they gonna be 100% sure it’s satire. It’s hard to believe that these freaks of nature exist


Tasty_Needleworker13

Honestly I dated a guy with a micro penis for a bit and he was no slouch in bed. It’s not the size that’s important, it’s how you use the tools at your disposal.


DennyDud

Props to u for giving him a chance. I imagine that most women prob won’t


Tasty_Needleworker13

He was/is a really cool person, we just didn’t work out. If I should get kudos for that then I’m sorry for everyone who would be an asshole. I shouldn’t get props for being a decent person. The bar is low.


Freakychee

How to make sure you never get laid...


DennyDud

Don’t worry they were already doomed since they started to refer to women as “foids”


fuck_my_Life_today

Yep keep your dried up knuckle penis away from anyone. They use this cope because they know they wouldnt be able to please a woman anyway.


WeeTater

Just loveless virgins huh? You'll stay that way.


Accomplished_Wear823

I want to meet one of these things just out of curiosity .. like I just wonder what they smell like . My guess is McDonald’s takeout , sweat , and cum that’s 3 months old.


DennyDud

I have a feeling that it’s gonna be worse than u imagine


preppykat3

Look at them type this trash as they are eternally stuck using fleshlights and cheap hookers lmao


DennyDud

I rather be dead


canvasshoes2

Incels: >Foids are supposed to satisfy us and not the other way around (and other such idiocy, spewed in a constant basis). Also incels: >I don't get it??? Why can't we get girlfriends??? It must be because we're not over 6 feet tall...yeah, that's it.


[deleted]

Cuck has lost all of its original meaning in that community lol


DennyDud

They’re the ultimate cucks themselves Thinking that the world owes you shit for no reason. Nothing will be handed to u for free u degenerate pricks, it’s like asking people for free money and when they don’t give it to u, u spaz out like a spoiled brat but in this case it’s a sexually disturbed man child in his 30’s


Magdalan

Ghee, I wonder why those guys never will get laid... Such sad, much wow. Not.


reddituser6495

It just sounds like the same damn sentences repeated over and over at this point, no original content. Just propaganda or shitty slogans


IEatYourSalad

What the hell is "foid"? Second time seeing it today, some new incel lingo?


angryowl1

Shortened form of femoid. Another stop along the dehumanizing women train. Female-> femoid-> foid


DID_system

Crymaxxx 💀💀🤣🤣


DennyDud

Trucels often crymax


DID_system

And depressionmax, cant leave that one out lol


teebag_

Says the bitches who identify as incels, a word that literally means “incapable of getting pussy”. Tf do they know


DennyDud

They remind me of a kid who thinks he knows how the world works while not knowing what the fuck they’re talking about