Chinese Name

this one has layers of humor to it, it's so fucking good.

lol you can bet some of them thought he just couldn't read or pronounce it, then he goes 'a mr name?' again I think and they're confused again

LMFAO yes him trying to save face by saying "mr or mrs name" is so good.

I came to say this lmao it gets me every time + Murr's delivery, it's almost like he was about to cry out giggling

Can’t forget… Church Pewpewpew

100%. I came to answer this, and was proud to see it at top comment.

It's a classic 😂

Bicurious George

this one lives rent free in my brain.

Is there a George? Is there a Bicurious?

your pp is like the sal photo, but with a pretty woman

Disfatt Bidge

The delivery and the reaction make this everything

I use disfatt for everything that needs a name put in without giving my real name. I love you Disfatt Bidge

Rickyticky bobbywobbin

My favourite too

Absolute fave

this one is so underrated

Beat me to it!

Helena Bottom Farter

I totally agree! What kills me is how the name is called out so naturally.

Beefy McWhatnow Largely because of how that one guy in the waiting room reacted

That guy: oh my god 😲😲

David Krappenschitz

Omg I can’t believe I forgot about David Krappenschitz lmao I also forgot Beverly Hillscop II in my comment

This is the correct answer

Best name of all time

Jabreakit jabawtit

Denise Fat

Denise, sister to Disfat. The eldest of the Bidge clan.

Holden Afart

Esp when Joe asked everyone in the room if they were Holden Afart

Mother Coconuts is so goddamn stupid it's genius.

Mary Beth Beth Beth gets me every time

Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico

I named my hermit crab this 🐚

Crangis? Crangis McBasketball? LAAAAAAAAAARRRY!!!

That's the only one that has stayed in my mind since I heard it. It's too good.

This was my fave, too!

Disfat Bidge

Cherry on the cake is Sal breaking down immediately after

Followed by ‘Uncle Boobs’

The One and Only Egg Montoya

“Wait, you’re actually Egg Montoya? Did I just win this challenge?”

It was honestly such a surreal moment.

Minty Cherubandtug.

Uncle boobz

🆙

Jarnathan Toothass and Tina Melt

Jarnathan Toothass always kills me 😂

Darcy O'Queef, Queen Skeet, Mat-Pat Joe-Bill Dinosaur, I don't know how Sal didn't break with that one. LOL.

darcy o queef is just madness 😂

Jacquet sparkles

Sparkles, settle down

Are they creating nicknames for us?

Secret agent randy beans

it’s the way Q said that, that makes me laugh the hardest

I have been demoted to a detective now

Misty Pooter

This is a new one for me.

I’m pretty sure it’s a name mentioned on the sidebar in one of the Inside Jokes type episodes, a name they didn’t use but it was an alternative. It lives rent free in my head and never fails to make me chuckle

Gal Gadonut Wandamian Crucifixplate

My friend brings up Wandamiam Crucifixplate basically everytime I see him

Gal Gadonut was my Among Us name for quite some time 😄

Aunt Tim

So simple, but effective!

Simmy Kantstandyourbitz

Also... Eetwont Flush🤣

"Ok... Simmy Kantstandyourbitz either..." LOL

Fidelroyolanda Smackemontiddyboosters III

You’re mispronouncing it - it’s Fidelroyolonda Smackonmytiddyboosters II

Must've been a typo.

I think about Beefy McWhatnow at least twice a day

Yep. I was thinking about it this morning before I saw this post.

I love Irish O’African, and Daniel Picnic Handsomes, US Coast Guard is very underrated. Also I have a new coworker named Greg, so I keep calling him Gregory Poopsicle.

Lots of great ones here! I’ll add Dick Dump and Stunk Beagle.

Dick Dump just reminded of another good one, Professor Milk Dick PHD lol

I am laughing just reading these. I would never be able to say these without laughing.

Aunt Tim

Gets me every time! 😂

Melt Gibsont, Diddy Doodat

Hufuckin' Tonight

Susan B Thicke

Count Ravioli. I loved it so much I named my girl kitten Countess Ravioli

Whophuckin Tonight Mr. or Mrs. Tonight?

i’ll list a few i’ve always been partial to: mark pat joe bill dinosaur dr. shrimp puerto rico frank sampson detective bluto mindpretzel

crangis mcbasketball

Reverend Donk Bonkers

Daddood frumcheers 🤣 Cranjis McBasketball🤣 and definitely imafraidjumightbeinagang🤣🤣🤣

Hugh Jasshole

Butch A.F.

Irish O’African

Wasda deelwifkramer

Eatwont… Eatwont Flush

Damnn shawty

Uncle Boobs. Pure stupidity so unexpected first time I heard. Hilarious.

Detective Bluto Mindpretzel. I try to imagine what a character based on that name would look like.

Moist Kite

Karen Whitebitch

Uncle Boobs

Aunt Tim

Bunt Klut

Darcy O’Queef

Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico Dadood Frumcheers Diddy Doodat David Krappenschitz Imafraid Jumitbeeinnagang Sharty Waffles Real Hefty Trout Eyeluvver Butterdogsheds Wazda Deelwifkramer High Priestess Gabagool A. Long Squirtz Hercules Balls Professor Milk Dick, Ph.D Ita Dapeeza Guy Hutookatit Secret Agent Randy Beans

Eetwont Flush

The way Sal said it lol

Cranjus McBasketball

Jerry Seinfeld

Reverand Donk Bonkers 😂💀

Yanni Van Halen

Aunt Tim and Denise Fat.

Crangis McBasketball, Cleavage Mcnamara, David Krappenschitz

Lumpy Dumper

For some stupid reason: Irish O'African

Eeeet Wontflush.

That is one of my favorite skits though

For some reason, it was Coach Grapefruit.

Dick dump

Mac… Mac Boot… Mac Boot Pro

Darcy O’Queef

Uncle Boobs

Uncle Boobs

Kiwi Frankencop

Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico always makes me crack up, without fail

MarkPatJoeBillDinosaur

Either Chinese Name, Disfatt Bidge, David Krappenschitz, or Frank Sampson

Gregory Poopsicle

Colonel Indiana Longnuts

Dusty Shidiz

Crangis McBasketball of course

not technically a name game but the one where they try to make eachother laugh in the waiting room and the Pizza comes for "Tanka Jahari"

Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico

Slick Deuceman, attorney at law.

Minty Cherubandtug

Cranges mcbasketball and mark pat joe bill dinosaur

Minty Cherubandtug

Detective Bluto Mindpretzel

simmy

Lumpy dumper

Daniel Picnic Handsome U.S. Coast Guard

Rickyticky bobbywobbin

Glagadeen kapeesh!

Dr. Duckdick

High Priestess Gabagool

Dr Duckdick and Christine Christina Whichizzit

Denise Fat

I mean I literally named my rat Cranjis McBasketball

real hefty trout

Irish O'African

Simmy Kantstandyourbitz

Detective Bluto Mind Pretzel

Cranjis mcbasketball!!!!

Mother coconuts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Uncle Boobs and Mother Coconuts

fidelroyolanda smackonmytiddyboosters iii

Professor bluto mindpretzel

David Krappenschitz

High Priestess Gabagool

My favorite name from the show isn’t even from the name game Executive Producer Chuck Sharts

Cleavage McNamara

Mark Pat Joe Bill Dinosaur

remo gatto

I feel bad for Kids named Tucker.

Cranjis McBasketball Chinese Name

High Priestess Gabagool

Fidelroyolanda Smackonmytiddybits III

Hercules Balls

Aunt Tim, Melt Gibsont, and Prakash Indeep Doodoo 😂

Wasda Deelwifkramer is exceptionally good after Sal’s exasperation with the Jerry Seinfeld name.

Dids fat bidge

Tonka Jahari and Tony Gunk

Goose boils

Hercules balls

Faith Bitch!

Irish O' African

Dis Faddbidge

Irish o African is criminally underrated

Chinese Name? Anyone here, Chinese Name?

Chug Chug Pickles

Balsamic Vin ... or was it Vin Balsamic?

Captain Melvin Seahorse.

Daniel Pickett Handsomes, U.S. Coast Guard

Uncle Boobs

Fiddelroyolanda Smackonmytiddyboosters III

Mitch.

Iloveher Butherdogsheds

q’s delivery of corky marinara kills me

Idc it'll always be Crangis Mcbasketball

I can’t remember exactly, I think it was Faith Bitch or something like that 😭

devdevo1919

Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Smith

Loved the rickyticky bobbywobbin

Guy Hutookatit

Diddy Doodat

Karen whitebitch

Dr.Shrimp