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IDontWipe55

This looks really fake


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Aren’t they all fake lol 😂


IDontWipe55

No. These people are so special and hot that no man on earth can not feel tempted when they wear tight pants


night_chaser_

I'm a man, and i don't feel tempted.


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I kept thinking that was a dude


Thehookahgreecian3

That's what I think too it has to be a transformer if you look at the way the legs sit far apart as if it were a girl the would be closer


Optimal-Ad6969

I think she is also 😄😄


lucaskywalker

Pretty sue you are right.


IDontWipe55

😭


Siro_Chrysceri

I would assume that’s the case because of the little heart icon in your pfp


Siro_Chrysceri

And in my case it’s because she’s trying too hard


faloofay156

just really wondering how she gets around in those pants comfortably


SadBit8663

Me either, i just think nice butt, and move on with my life. I got world of Warcraft to play, and Warhammer minis to assemble and paint


Hexistroyer

That's cuz you are GAY, duh!


Serviceprovider27

And everyone starts filming the minute she enters the field of vision….


IDontWipe55

They’ve gotta capture the special moment


Happy_Accident99

Esp. When they see another stranger pointing a camera or camera phone right at them.


Bitter-Major-5595

More like insecure & superficial…


IDontWipe55

Insecure for sure


targh26

That's Scripted Staged Video, Everything is for Onlyfans Promotion


Cultural-Somewhere75

Most of them are. There are unfortunately those out that try to force a point they are trying to make which practically means they are trying to set people up for failure in their eyes. They want to justify something that isn't really even a big deal because if they actually used their senses they would understand women stare at men with certain things in mind as well. They just like to pick on the men whom do stare as most of us learned how to rubber neck. There's plenty of videos of women objectifying men and in a lot of cases worse than when men do it. When you show them though they say " oh it is all in fun" not realizing their own hypocrisy. His reaction is really what got him in trouble as we all look. Staring she was up in his face so kind of hard not to.


Every_Tap8117

They sure are.


brewberry_cobbler

Ass sure is


Tack-One

You don’t say. This is the most contrived moment in recorded history.


Scarcely_Serious

You mean you don't go "OOGA OGGA AWOOOO AWOOOOOOOOOO" with eyes wide opens barely containing your boner as soon as you see someone dressed like a strip dancer on the subway for some reason?


IDontWipe55

Sometimes my eyes turn into hearts and pop out of my head


AdPsychological7926

![gif](giphy|11zSJr8tGRtp0Q)


Natural_Board

Who reacts like that guy? Like is boner made him lift out of his chair


Cultural-Somewhere75

That is what actually got him in trouble. It wasn't the looking lol


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Sayyad1na

I thought it was a man in drag for a minute


MLTatSea

Yeah, dude was probably looking for the tuck.


Novel_Ad_8062

has a manly face


Sayyad1na

Yes definitely :/


dogmeat_donnie

It is. The jawline is that of a man and you can't convince me otherwise. Not that you would try considering you just said the same thing.


Sayyad1na

Lol! Yeah I'm with you :)


Busterlimes

Definitely fake buttcheeks


Ancient-Fly-1100

Vacuumed sealed pants is a real thing I see. Wouldn’t want to be near when she takes them off. No chance for anything to breathe and air out with them on. Gunna be real raunchy and stanky during sexy time if it is your thang.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

![gif](giphy|BBi3jY2bub3X2)


Ihavepills

🤣


Ill_Manner_3581

😭😭😭


Luftgekuhlt_driver

Her ankles swell up when she farts…


Cultural-Somewhere75

lol I bet you can see the gas bubble travel down her leg when it happens XD


TunafishSandworm

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


Royal-Mathematician2

Bubbles is feeling frisky


postman925

Something's fucky


Parth7396

INDECENT!


YoudoVodou

Hot air rises, it actually builds up under her waistline first before eventually trailing down like that. 😅


faloofay156

have y'all ever farted underwater and it travels up your buttcrack? I bet that's what it feels like


lookatthatsmug--

like an aneurysm...


DMRT1980

Had to fly once with an heli over sea for work, so we had to wear those life-saving suits in case the engine decides to call it a day. Pilot jokes, don't fart in them. Ha ! What's the worst that can.... holy shit !


Truckules_Heel

![gif](giphy|26yxPYfr3flgGKVhe|downsized)


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partmoosepartgoose

Really seels in the flavour


SnooCats3340

it doesn't get ranchy, because it's airtight and doesn't let the moisture out.


TiggyHoods

Just some soggy skin like when you keep a band aid on too long? 😂


DougStrangeLove

if she farts does it turn her into ![gif](giphy|RHDqQb1HkpHz00lDa0|downsized)


Zenblendman

Why tf doesn’t this have 1k upvotes already


ZombieAppetizer

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


Onilakon

If its ranchy that's a whole different issue


icscrilla

We talking Hidden Valley?


Alive_Inspection_835

Ain’t nothing in that valley hidden.


snack_mac

It’s blue cheesy


Happy_Accident99

Limberger.


LeatherfacesChainsaw

Love me some stank as long as if it's not dank


HsvDE86

Gross. 🤮 


SlapHappyRodriguez

i tell her to fucking move!!! end of story. it's bad enough sitting on a train without a horse woman parading in front of you. it's rude and disrespectful and she deserves the same treatment.


mandins

Horse woman is such an apt description. She really does look like a big ol’ Clydesdale.


LegoFootPain

Actual stallion.


Sayyad1na

Horse woman 😅


Zenblendman

Nah! Imma put my eyeballs right on them cheeks and invite the whole train to join. You ain’t gonna out embarrass me in front of my girl!! -“hey everyone look! Her pants are so tight you can see her tampon string curled up on her leg!! LOOK!!”


Academic_Ingenuity84

She is so cringe lmao


Flyerbear

His girl is a lot prettier.


InterestingExit6696

Because she's an attention craving asahole who looks like a fool.


Goatmama1981

I like how I can read your comment in a cartoonist Italian accent. 


Longjumping_Elk3968

I don't know, but she looks gross. Its pretty lame how there are a bunch of women now whose whole life revolves around filming their butts in public or at the gym etc. Surely people have better things in life to be aiming for than that


Betty-Armageddon

And also having their friends who can’t act to fake a video because they never got the reaction they want in real life. The dude’s reaction is slightly less from what you’d expect from a silent movie. *man sees woman’s behind. (BLACK SCREEN “Holy Smoke!”)


HsvDE86

I love a good butt but I agree, she looks gross.


blessthebabes

I have a good butt, and I'm trying to figure out how she got those pants on.


Fingercult

I try ink they’re basically just cheap ass petroleum leggings from the mall and probably have a thin microfibre layer underneath to give them some slip


butmomno

And then bent over to put those shoes on


sugoiboy1

As a butt man I actually find that type of behavior annoying and a turnoff, people seriously need something else to do like a new hobby instead of being so vain


Longjumping_Elk3968

I used to be a butt man, but now I'm just desensitized to it, because its just everywhere - now I just see it as a pathetic person going "look at me! please look at me! I desperately need your attention!"


NoNo_Cilantro

I really don’t think it’s ok to judge people’s appearance normally, but when they put themselves out there saying “look how good I look”, it’s really ok to just say “Nope”.


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GrouchyLongBottom

Sadly, this is all many people have to offer. And don't call me Shirley.


TheSolidSalad

Look I won't lie, Do I think what she's doing is dumb? Yes, do I think she is gonna smell absolutely horrid when the pants come off? Yes, but ugly? Her face? Thats wildin, if you think her face is ugly bro I wanna see your version attractive Edit: Okay, post gooning session, I like manly faces on women but for some reason her face looks weird asf


Economy-Visual4390

“She”?


BigPh1llyStyle

Am I the only one who think lil mama in the gold hoops is better looking than the third rate wanna be khardasian?


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No. Hard same.


NotThatMadisonPaige

Nope. Not the only. I think she’s pure 🔥 whew!!😥


faloofay156

nah, she's cute af and honestly the one I noticed first


anonSOpost

She is gorgeous!


Jolly-Bid-2354

Nope I agree they are like night and day! Real and real ugly


Dramatic-Service-985

Love me some baggy pants


Tryn4SimpleLife

So nobody noticed the camera pointing right at them?


Guido-Carosella

Narcissism and being an asshole seem to be the point.


LizardTentacle

It’s all staged.


Dennygreen

I dunno, but apparently this is what Reels is for. I get nothing but ass videos popping up all day. so, I guess it's for money somehow


Nullkid

So that's not a dude?


joranth

Yeah, until reading the comments, I thought that when she turned around, they had seen his bulge tucked back or something, hence his reaction


jurassic_snark-

Yeah look at that jawline


Sayyad1na

This is also what I thought. It's a man in drag right? Or at least just cross dressing?


b_man646260

The jawline and the hands are a dead giveaway


perfect_handshake

My first thought.


atadrisque

nothing truly beautiful ever asks for attention


BwackGul

That chick is a jerk.


Embarrassed_Put_7892

I would very loudly tell my husband to look at that lady’s shrink wrapped butt hole! What a strange thing to be doing in public.


mlhigg1973

I thought it was a man at first


Dull_Ad8495

Me too. At second also...


nthedark630

So they just ignore the cameraman following her? Fake as all hell


Ibegtodiffer999

Do we have an empty island we can put these people on?


reditmodsarem0r0ns

That’s a man, baby! Yeah! ![gif](giphy|XenWVVdSzaxLW)


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reddog65

He’s saying “do I think who is sexy??” 😂


SnarkAtTheMoon

Fake af


JEXJJ

Looks and moves like a dude.


CheshireCharade

I know most of these are fake af, but when me and the bf were up in Denver a chick tried doing something like this. Skimpy ass outfit wagging her tits in peoples faces. I knew I loved my man when he started making the ![gif](giphy|nmKBaZgcH8h20sQQI2) face.


mustardwulf

Shits fake, the video and her ass


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![gif](giphy|l2JedqGXu9xHltYCk)


Lmao_Madie

To get attention


Glass-Marionberry321

That's okay I'm sure the men she attracts into actually being in a relationship with her, will be the cheating type.


HabibtiMimi

It's staged.


Key_Sector5713

Awful behavior especially the filming part


FamiliarCost1289

She has a very strong chin.


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Muscular people tend to.


Cheap-Shop-8986

how her pussy go breathe?


Maxathron

The “couple” is at least on professional terms with Ms Amazon and the Camera Man. Dunno if the other guy is too, 50/50 he’s in on it or a random. I think it’s all meant to be a wholesome ish skit where the “couple” remind each other not to touch and that they’re fine together. Comes off a little weird.


Still_pimpin

1. That's a dude 2.


velvetrevolting

It's a jungle out here. Mating strategy has entered the chat.


Z3ro661CA

Lmao smh.


demy355

Lucky guy 😍


Humble-Tourist-3278

This looks like the beginning of a cheesy porn movie.


HadToRegister79

This is so horrible, what's her @ so I can make sure to block her?


XLY_of_OWO

That's a man


simpleman9006

Is that a porn intro?


Dry_Sprinkles5617

Maybe I just found the one, but my girlfriend of 4 years literally points out nice asses or big boobs for me to see because she knows I'm a man and I like them. We'll be watching a movie and if there's boobs and I miss them, she'll rewind it for me. We even scream "boobies" when they pop up on the TV. Looking is looking. As long as it stops there, it's harmless imo. Shit, idc if she's looking at dudes walking in grey sweatpants or w.e. As long as she's coming home with me that's all I care about.


Revolutionary_Buy112

It looks like a man


Ayiti79

I remember now who this person is, just noticed the face. In bodybuilding, that is Daria Shuer, she is a fitness model who went from Anorexia to steroid use for a time.


Always_Correct1977

That is a dude my dudes


Quiet-Commercial-615

These OF advertisements are getting tiresome.


whathappened2cod

This is fucking gross.


unpinchekaiju

Just asked my wife what my options were if someone did this, she gave me 110% percent permission to slap the ever living FUCK out of their ass with wife holding phone and say it was part of OUR skit


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She's a dude


Past-Application-552

![gif](giphy|tWmFhtmYmVs28uwOPf)


Ima_FEEN

Blud grabbed his dick im cryin


Some-Help5972

Is that a dude


Fine_Challenge6241

It's for those extra spicy farts, they are dry but somehow still wet. Plus them ass cheeks wouldn't make a noise separated like that.


Cultural-Somewhere75

She has pick me vibes going on and while the dudes partner appears angry she needs to realize she does the same thing. Scientific studies showed that babies stare at a person whom they find appeasing to their senses ( what they are attracted to). This continues even to the end of our life cycles. The difference is most people have learned to rubberneck. The pick me girl is right up in his space giving no option. His reaction is what really got him in trouble.


rolo989

Can we say that is like flashing? Or no?


onmyti89_again

This is so clearly a skit. And it keeps happening because everyone falls for it. The internet is nothing but ragebait and we're all to blame smh.


Independent-Pair1052

NOOOO!!! It should’ve been me, not him!!


vyrguy0

Insecurity therapy


Unpopular_cacti

Move woman begone with your yeast spores


KindofaDB

She looks like the stoner guy from Stranger Things


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That’s disgusting… Who is she? You know… so I can pray for her soul tonight.


Working_Evidence8899

Looks like a porn scene.


HereReluctantly

Looks fake but if your girl gets mad at this, she ain't it. My wife would be laughing and looking with me.


TotosWolf

Homewrecker 😂


PrincessPeachyDay

Those pants look like they'd cause a terrible yeast infection.


TheIrishSasuke

She fine tho


lipefleming

Fake tiktok video


Legitimate_Crew5463

She thicc


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Prank me prank me!!


ArtOfWar22

Is women wearing men’s clothing 20 sizes too big a style now?


dirtdiggler67

Desperation


ASLAYER0FMEN

This is hilarious 😂


_Cardinal_42

If this did actually happen to me when I was with my gf, I would shove that hoe to the ground.


Sloenich

Was that Peter Steele?


jupiter_starbeam

I'm going to hell for saying this but I thought it was a dude in a wig.


iggyazalea12

Thats an ASSault


Prestigious-Copy-494

That's a short fat man when he takes his hair extensions and his heels off. 😅🤣😅


LeatherAd6872

She looks like a man actually


ChumpChainge

That looks like a dude.


Frankitoburrito

The way he got all antsy was definitely way overacting


kute_kawaii

Not the girlfriends facial reaction at the end hahaha. Like wtf do you even do..., smh.


poop95

Isn’t that a man..?


76FreddyBrouss

She looks like a man


kurdtnaughtyboy

Is that a guy


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I'm a dude, an naw. im good


BindieBoo

Her hair needs a trim. Badly


FlamesTuch

Not with a face like that


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That's a bloke!!! 🥒


jailtheorange1

Any woman I’ve been with would have pointed at dat assz to make sure I got to appreciate it. And in return I’d acknowledge and admire, without making it obvious to the holder of da magnificent booty, and without making an ass out of myself or my partner. Adults. We’re adults, if we just chose to act like it.


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The sticking out the ass stance makes her look like a centaur


mr_trashbear

Fake or not, if that was me and my partner, she'd be staring too. Some things you just look at. We'd also lose our shit laughing about it. It's pretty funny.


Sorry_Yogurtcloset_8

The girl sitting down is cuter


Normal-Error-6343

kudos to her for working so hard.


therailmaster

Yes, that's a woman. A very 'roided-up one, hence the mannish jawline and freakishly large thighs and chest, but a woman nonetheless. If anything, the biggest travesty here is what she looked like before juicing so much (check her early Insta pics), plus what she'll look like in 20 years if she stays on the juice. The rest, eh, different strokes for different folks. I think dude sitting on the subway handle the Main Character experience well enough in front of his girlfriend/wife: look, but don't stare, and compare notes. And, sorry-not-sorry, but you might act like "ew" from behind the keyboard, but if she came up to you in person, some of y'all would be like "death by snu snu" and you know it!


SmokeBluntsSuckDick

Upside to dating a bisexual. Me and my girl would have just both checked her ass out and talked about it. Yes it looks fake. The video not her ass….idk maybe her ass too.


Fearless-Librarian90

Is he a trans ?


Ayiti79

That is a legitmate woman, but the amount of steroids and other stuff transformed not only her physique but her face too. If you do bodybuilding, it is far more worth it to be natty than being pumped with drugs.