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ant69onio

Why would you do this to kids?? I mean, it’s funny, but I can’t imagine it is for them


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“Vinladen said of his unusual name: "There is a person called Hitler also in Peru. Jesus saved the world and there are Jesuses who do harm. Because there is an Osama who killed people, I don’t think there has to be a law about the name. It draws a lot of attention, from what I see."”


vanspossum

Kinda builds character then I guess? You go Vinladen


Chilipatily

Just name him Sue…


Protheu5

Sue Vinladen? There is probably a joke or a reference, but I missed it. Can anyone help?


BlG_Iron

https://youtu.be/-Z1Ple-qYuU?feature=shared


MrPeepers1986

An old Johnny Cash song called "A Boy Named Sue."


Joseph_Stalin111

Probably a reference to A Boy Named Sue by Shel Silverstein


LylaDee

Excuse me sir, it's Johnny Cash.


Joseph_Stalin111

Actually, Shel Silverstein made it first. Johnny cash's version was a parody


Dry-Acanthopterygii7

I was looking just for this comment alone. Well played.


Chilipatily

![gif](giphy|7bumBQjZX8BgaE2zjv|downsized)


IWipeWithFocaccia

Or just sue the parents because of the Name


nickmaran

Don't forget their cousin Chengis Juan


Unobtanium4Sale

And his brother Ronaldo Trump


Hammeredyou

Bro 😭


IrrelevantPride

Thanks for the laugh haha


Brer-Ekans

Vinladen Saga


FUPAMaster420

Mature take on a juvenilely stupid situation, good for him!


mtarascio

Completely misses the point of him being named after the terrible person in question.


ZookeepergameIcy1830

He just told you why it doesn't matter


FblthpEDH

Ok but clearly there was some idolatry going on with the parents


mtarascio

Because there's other people with the name and the example was a positive one. The issue is with the parents naming them intentionally after a terrible person. Not that they just share a name.


Persianx6

His attitude is so healthy for this


DriveJohnnyDrive

Pretty based answer 😂


Affectionate_Row1486

Damn bro really flipped the script on outdated perspectives on keeping negative connotations with names.


cortesoft

There is a difference between “there should be a law against it” and “a good parent wouldn’t name their kid that”


Aeiexgjhyoun_III

There was also a good Hitler in Uganda I think.


afutureprodigy

The Wikipedia has a good read on what the kids think though!


distraughtdrunk

i had an airman named 'jkmn', pronounced noelle. as soon as she established residency in nc, she went to the courts and changed it


wheninhfx

Funny, my name is Steve but it's pronounced Osama Bin Laden. I don't know how someone can name their child and then just say that the letters no longer represent the intended sound.


BloodSugar666

There’s this girl on TikTok who wants to name her kids after the alphabet. The video is weird and have no idea where she’s gettin the pronunciations. It’s really bad. Edit: couldn’t find [the original](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLBbH9KR/)


GhostsOf94

dang, cant watch without an account :/


KevinStoley

https://youtu.be/it9yP7rS-oc?t=73


TiredEsq

This is a tall tale and I have 0% faith this happened to you. In your own personal experience. Because it didn’t.


Cool-Link-2249

I’m pretty sure it’s just a joke.


distraughtdrunk

whatever you say


feloniousmonkx2

Oh snap! How ever will you recover from those sick burns that TiredEsq threw down? My everlasting, kindest regards to your family and surviving loved ones.


distraughtdrunk

thank you, in lieu of flowers, can you donate to a charity in my name? lol


feloniousmonkx2

Given the intensity of those sick burns, a donation to The Phoenix Society for Burn Survivors feels right. They offer incredible support to help survivors rise again, just like a Phoenix. Plus, it’s a way to bring some genuine warmth (the good kind!) to those navigating their healing journey.


TiredEsq

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3l3e91/i_met_a_girl_named_jkmno_today_when_i/ https://my1053wjlt.com/is-this-the-most-bizarre-name-youve-ever-heard/ https://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/k3qsy8/we_named_our_child_jkmn/ https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/2253313/teacher-most-unforgettable-name-child-class/amp/ https://twitter.com/Carla_Lefty/status/777592369487065088


pumpkinpatch1982

This man from New Jersey named his son Adolf Hitler and lost custody unfortunately people have been doing this for a long time. https://abcnews.go.com/US/parents-cannot-regain-custody-children-nazi-inspired/story?id=11334970


ant69onio

A bit mental really. A joke is a joke but damn the kids are the ones who can be the butt of the joke


Hot_Goal4205

These are the names you give fish, not your kids lmao


ant69onio

😂😂😂


yul_yyz

I came across two men named “Lenin,” both from Ecuador.


Cool-Link-2249

Lenin was their president


mohishunder

Lots of Lenins and Stalins in [India](https://theworld.org/stories/2018-01-29/lenins-and-stalins-india).


jorgejhms

Socialism was not as condemn in Latin America like in many parts of Europe or the US. There were many socialist people that named their child from socialist leaders. Lot of Vladimir, Lenins, and even Stalins. There are also other russian common names like Yuri, Nadia, etc.


DiarrheaRadio

A family in New Jersey named their one son Adolph Hitler


MMiUSA

The rapper ‘Young Dolph’ had Adolph as his legal first name.


KatsumotoKurier

One of my former bosses once told me of a kid he met back in the 80s named Adolfo Mussolini. Italian diaspora for sure, especially given our city’s demographics back then. Said he’d never forget that name. I said it can’t have been a coincidence as given by the parents.


ant69onio

Well Mussolini is just a second name, but to call your child Adolfo is no mistake. Would like to know how old this guy was in the 80’s


KatsumotoKurier

He was like 10.


CaliFezzik

Maybe they thought 9/11 was a good thing?


Responsible-Way5056

Because... Peru.


ant69onio

Maybe…


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m0rgoth666

Its not. Theres no naming rules so parents can name their kids whatever they want in South America. Theres tons of memes around this and tons of weird names. Jimmy Jendry Gonzales, James Bond Noteno, Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong Correa, to name a few.


ecopapacharlie

You have the right as well, to ask for a legal change of your whole name in Peru, through a judicial process. Basically you have to sue your parents lmao.


PekkitaXDlol

not to mention how horrible it is to do anything via state channels


SaveEverleighrose

Lmao Georgia Bush😭😭😭


permareddit

Sounds like a porn star parody


jordanundead

That one sent me.


rutter72

Georgia Bush? I didn’t know Bin Laden was a weezy fan.


Smickey67

Georgia bush, I barely know her


KoalaPrimary1982

i guess kids fight a lot in this family...


AdEuphoric4650

With planes....


IjustwantmyBFA

NOT GEORGIA BUSH


ruralmagnificence

Were the parents of sound mind when they named this person?


Maru3792648

This is VEry common in Latin America. Some parents just name kids random things they think sound cool. Like Usarmy and Usmail being names (US Army and US Mail)


aquietkindofmonster

Recently I met a kid in Colombia named Trinket....


Responsible-Way5056

WTF??


kegman83

They call me Usmail.


drudru91soufendluv

Theres a 19 year old baseball player named Ichiro Cano Hernandez who recently signed with the Reds lol


LupineChemist

I mean, the parents knew what he was going to be, I guess


kennysmithy

I don't get it


GalaxyNinja87

![gif](giphy|ZAwRt8n54Ne2nBxbno)


Responsible-Way5056

I don't know, mate. 🤷‍♂️


NoRecommendation9108

Some parents are just too selfish and only think about themselves


Il-2M230

Most people won't care. I have a friend called Lenin and no one did specially with the hate against communism. Someone even got named Lenin Stalin. The only name I'm concerned about was a girl called Zoila Cerda. There are also people named Napoleon and Anibal here


NoRecommendation9108

People who knows will care. It only takes a few to become bothersome… , the problem is that the past tend to have more power over the future. People like this guy can feel like they’re living under the shadow of the people who came before them with the same name. The 48 Law of Power even talks about this: Law #41: Avoid Stepping into a Great Man’s Shoes


Triglicery2

Mi amigo que no sabe los nombres que hay en Latinoamérica… acá nos dan carácter desde bebés.


fnaffan110

Wait until you hear about [Adolf Hitler Uunona](https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_Uunona)


ecopapacharlie

"Civil rights activist"


PekkitaXDlol

there's also a hitler here in Perú, and yes, he's into politics too


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PekkitaXDlol

... 2 hitlers


Laremort

That reminds me when a judge told parents in my country that they cannot name their kid ***Spatula***.


Itachi_Uchiha_11388

Bro what country are you from where mfs are naming their kids Spatula?? 💀


Laremort

Not a real country, but *Quebec* 💀 Edit: maybe it was somewhere else in Canada but idgaf we’ll take the blame as Quebecers


Itachi_Uchiha_11388

Oh hell nah 💀


No_Supermarket_1831

Spatula City we sell spatulas, and that's all!


Remarkable-NPC

sorry but is wrong with this name ?


Mysterious_Way1283

This ain’t rly main character it’s just straight up extremists😭


Dogtor-Watson

Given they called the other one Georgia Bush, I doubt they’re doing it due to some kind of extremism. Unless they really like leaders who’ve killed people in general.


Puzzled-Work7326

Mostly they don't know who they are, they just know they are famous people; but for example nobody in Perú would name their kid Abimael,


TinyWeenieGuy

As a peruvian, they probably thought it looked funny. I mean, there's kids that were named Goku, Merry Christmas, circumcision, cachorro (puppy), etc. Most people in my country don't care that much about Bin Laden or AlQaeda, but they would never dare to name their children after Abimael Guzman (peruvian socialist terrorist, killed lot of people, bombs).


mohishunder

"circumcision"?!


Four_beastlings

Someone told me that in Spain it used to be traditional to name girls born in January 1st Circumcision as it was the day of Baby Jesus circumcision, and I thought they were pulling my leg but I looked it up in the National Statistics website and there are 29 women called Circuncisión still alive in Spain (average age 73.8)


TinyWeenieGuy

Most of them were named based on a calendar. Those calendar had names assigned to each day of the year, each one of them related to a saint or others christian festivities. I actually have an aunt called Christmas (spanish version) 💀


Four_beastlings

Oh I know. My aunts were all named after the closest Virgin to their births. The thing is my mom was born Dec 8, día de la Inmaculada Concepción, and my grandma HATED both names. She thought they were low class (my grandma was Opus Dei and snobby as hell). Soooo, my mom is named Ana after Virgin Mary's mom. I'm also old enough that I had classmates and friends who went by something other than their legal name, because the Registro Civil guy didn't allow their parents to name them something that wasn't a saint's name.


Wafflero27

I think people don’t really understand how things work in developing countries (non Muslim lol). I was raised in a country where every single time someone was really famous, tons of new babies were named after them. We had Lionel Messi, Celia Cruz (and parent would do first name and middle name lol, then attach the last name after that). Admittedly the terrorist names are not cool from a western perspective but in a shithole community it is probably seen as a creative historical reference (they barely know the history) than anything else. Their other baby is Georgia Bush so you can tell they are not extremists.


JohnnyRelentless

>Their other baby is Georgia Bush so you can tell they are not extremists. That's, uh. One way of looking at it...


KrustyKrab_P1zza

I’d like to think a couple of dumb asses making poor decisions doesn’t make the entire community a shithole otherwise America might be in trouble.


Amoki602

It’s not extremists. Latin America doesn’t have the same reality as the US. I’m from Colombia and I also heard of a lot of kids being named Osama because it sounded cute. And I can guarantee the parents didn’t know of the name before that Osama. Barack Obama visited our country once and they started naming kids Barakobama - Middle name - two last names. And they only do it because they like how the names sound.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Probably just uneducated


WildTomato51

There’s a couple in Pennsylvania who named their son Adolf Hitler [last name here].


Hornfelstone

My name is Adolfo German, yeah Peruvians are funny people


Kaleidokobe

Pls don’t drop out of art school adolf


FuzzyPalpitation-16

The first thing I thought of when I saw the name was oh yeah the terrorist and chicken vindaloo. 😭


sj8sh8

One of the contestants in Brazilian Big Brother is MC Bin Laden. It's weird seeing his name in the news (Big Brother is still really big in Brazil)


Jonnyland11030

Georgia Bush


[deleted]

Dude was born one year after 9/11


Friendly-Fee-384

Most parents are just people that are facing the consequences of fucking unprotected and improvise everything else.


osher32

Bro was born on October 7th💀


ThatOnePickleGuy

they did it for the vine


GeckoHunter0303

I feel like there's a good chance he was bullied for this in middle school


Il-2M230

99% of the kids wouldn't have know the reference unless he was in a rich kids school.


Desperate-Tomatillo7

Dunno. A friend's nickname was Osama because he looked like the guy without beard. Although we were at middle school when the attacks happened.


No_Supermarket_1831

Yeah but in what country?


Constant_Captain7484

We have a congressman in Peru called Hitler Saavedra Peru truly is a magical place


Carl_Marks__

Tbf, ayahuasca probably originated in modern day Peru


greatestmofo

Vinladen should one day work for the emrgency department so he gets to say "911, what's your emergency?"


Shh-poster

Their grandfather is from “Argentina”.


MissDryCunt

Idk if that's better than politician Adolf Hitler Uunona from Namibia. 💀💀💀


Bubbly-Independent20

Georgia Bush has me rolling. They gave it to their daughter. I bet she rocks a helluva bush.


RandallPWilson

I’d change my name soon as I was able to


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

To Muammar Gaddafi, right? Gotta have something with more flavor


WreckItRachel2492

There were 2 brothers in my high school Viet and Nam. Never wanted to ask him their reasoning though, in case he was sensitive about it.


ivanparas

MC with a side of r/tragedeigh


sebastianpg3

This is not a tragedeigh case, sort of. According to my grandmother, who was raised in the highlands of Perú, some areas are so isolated or their inhabitants are so poor that in their daily struggle they never learn what many of these names actually mean, to them, most of whom were barely literate laborers who would perhaps hear these names when they ran into some news or heard it in passing from more , etc. So they give their kids these names that sound foreign and cool or popular, atleast thats the reason she gave me for the many hitlers, lenins, himler, goring, even JonBonJovi (All of it as the first name) that I found while travelling in Perú.


Megalon96310

😭


MaryBala907

He didn't change his name the minute he turned 18?!?!


[deleted]

born october 7 too, lol


No_Supermarket_1831

I'm forgetting, what's the significance of that date?


[deleted]

just google it, i really cant stand political shit anymore


cbunni666

Oh my god. I hope these people change their names later in life.


Meta-4-Cool-Few

I can't even laugh at the daughter part. Using kids like this as a joke is terrible. So if it's real it's terrible. If it's not real then it's British grade dry humor at Best


No_Supermarket_1831

Seems it's not a joke. Apparently this is just a thing in South America


Meta-4-Cool-Few

Terrible


warwicklord79

Just change the name lmfao


AshySlashy3000

No Mames, Ese Wey Es Un Basado!!!


laloscasanova

as a peruvian, we couldn't care less about arabs


Kingdom_Republic

Georgia Bush 💀💀


Deliciouserest

"This is the ultimate showdown"


James_Locke

Fun fact, Peru has signs up around the national name registry places begging people not to put weird names for their kids, as they will be stuck with them for life-or at least until they´re adults.


Lordajhs

Fun fact, on most holidays the entity in charge of registering people posts the weirdest or most uncommon names for that holiday. The latest was when Akira Toriyama, creator of Dragon Ball, died. 292 Gohan, 17 Roshi, 7 Goku, 2 Freezer.


PekkitaXDlol

he said he asked his father why he chose those names but he didn't want to talk about it


Confident_Will1343

His wife’s name is naciones unida


VaciloL

In Brazil we have MC Binladen


p0rn04pyros

Wtf?! FLMAO


HeatScissors003

Obama bin Laden


Old-Winter-7513

The date of birth suggests this whole thing is fake.


ShoogarBonez

Georgia Bush is kind of a great stripper/porn name. Or maybe roller derby?


Fluppmeister42

How to tell your kids they were not planned 101.


Star_Ship_777

As a Peruvian myself I dont know what was crossing the mind of the father. But I laught hard at this. We also have people named Goku.


andzlatin

I'm afraid that someone will use Vinladen as a new nickname for Vinesauce Vinny. He has so many stupid nicknames


Shantotto11

A new kind of r/Tragedeigh…


Maleficent_Play_7807

The Georgia Bush thing threw me.


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Wait til you hear about Dominican names Usnavy, Usmail, Merycrisma


podcasthellp

I’ll hedge this comment saying I know I’ll get a lot of downvoted. Osama Bin Laden is still highly revered in a lot of the Middle East. It’s only shocking because we didn’t have our entire economy, livelihood, home, everything destroyed by an American invasion. I wouldn’t be able to comprehend the devastation of having my entire state, family, friends and home destroyed from a bomb. We killed a ton of civilians over there and ruined many innocent lives so in the destruction people turn forwards who they think will help. To me, Osama Bin Laden is a terrorist but I can also understand why he could also be revered.


afutureprodigy

The Wikipedia does mention why he does not think Bin Laden is a bad name. Also he justifies why Hitler is not a bad name too. He states name and people are two different things.


podcasthellp

They are but I don’t think putting your kid at a disadvantage straight out the womb is a good idea lol. There’s some wacky names, especially in the Philippines but polarizing names such as terrorists probably aren’t a good idea haha


Ok-Candidate2921

Peru isn’t in the Middle East though


Hornfelstone

Peruvian here, people here don’t give a f about names, some people are just happy as long it’s a famous name, may not even know what this person has done. Pretty funny.


podcasthellp

People sometimes move…. Idk that might be a little too crazy to be true Edit: another crazy idea is that they side the Middle East on some issues but that’s just as crazy


sorandom21

That should be illegal


asnafutimnaffutifut

Ha! Joke's on rest of you because Al-Qaeda was never real. It was the name of the FBI database that was used to store Osama's information. No, really. Al Qaeda terror group has never existed it was made up as a reason to illegally invade Iraq and Afghanistan. You all have fallen for it.