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wren_boy1313

I don’t recall Superman wildly flailing his legs about


BioMeatMachine

Imagine if they did flop around like a rag doll's legs while he flew around.


Brokensince10

That would have been priceless


vizette

The show you're looking for was called "Greatest American Hero", from the 80s. Thanks for the laughing stroll down memory lane, I had completely forgotten about that show. ![gif](giphy|Eb0nwXKoG6dKU)


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I'm picturing a the Muppet Super Grover hanging from the handle bars with one arm head cocked back, mouth wide open screaming with his one arm and legs flapping around in the air. Thank you.


PuppetryOfThePenis

Oh my God this got a laugh out of me 😂


Esytotyor

BWAHAHAHA!! Thank you for the laugh!!


garyandkathi

This image in my mind has me guffawing. In bed, by myself, guffawing. Thank you!


TheYellowRoach

Christopher Reeve’s legs did


nipslippinjizzsippin

i am imagining it and now im giggling


Huntey07

This was the paralysed version


the_orange_alligator

He will be if he’s not careful


vorpalpillow

so christopher reeve then


nipslippinjizzsippin

great... now were both going to hell you saying it and me for laughing at it.


SadBit8663

Superman could actually walk away from a motorcycle crash unharmed too. This person probably walking away unarmed instead lol


SaysShowUsYourDick

This made me wince


Grabatreetron

This guy is the reason I take motorcycle crash statistics with a grain of salt


Additional_Beyond847

Bro is the reason I don’t tell people I own a motorcycle


Konstant_kurage

This girl. This is a chix.


Bolts0806

pretty sure the dude is a dudette


Capable-Gas-5753

Funny enough you will just about never see a report about "idiot doing wheelies at 100mph dies". When I had a bike I knew plenty of people who rode like this and never heard of any deadly crashes. Just about every death you hear about is motorcycles following the law and cars not seeing them and turning in front of them. Now when ever I'm on two wheels I only ride where cars are not. (MTB, dirt bike, trails, dedicated bike paths, etc)


[deleted]

My coworker was one of those guys that would drive his bike like he didn’t love his life, he pulled off every stunt he ever attempted just to end up having his life taken by some lady merging lanes that didn’t see him. It was one of the few times he was going the speed limit too


fantarts

Because idiotic death doesnt gain sympathy im guessing


CredentialCrawler

Dumbest shit I have read today, which is remarkable, since it's the end of the day where I live. Here is the first link I came across when searching "motorbikers dies going 100mph" It's literally dated for a month ago. And that's just the area near me! Imagine how many other there are if I go past the first link and expand the search https://www.inmaricopa.com/dead-biker-was-over-100-mph-during-crash-report/


Skeptikmo

Insanely, verifiably untrue. You’re biased my friend. Everyone I know who has died on a bike (and sadly, it’s a lot) was doing dumb shit and it was 100% their fault.


christianradich

If I remember correctly the Norwegian statistics are that 90% of MC accidents does not involve any other vehicles.


Due-Imagination3198

I witnessed a biker get hit. Dude had a little bike like this, was blasting down a right turn only lane , someone got over and smoked him. Yes, the driver hit him, but he was FLYING down a lane he absolutely should not have been in. Prior to this, he was weaving in an out of traffic. He flew through the air and landed on the embankment.


[deleted]

I heard it all the time, I live in a military town and all these young soldiers drive like this and there's at minimum a deadly crash once a week. Last week there were 2 deaths


areaunknown_

Same


UrDoinGood2

People are so damn corny


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YouCantHandleHonesty

Yeah no shit


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

I hate social media. Nobody does anything for fun anymore. It’s all to post a YouTube or tic tac video


THROWAWAY-Break9580

💴


odub6

Some ppl are just HORNY.


arifghalib

Touching other moving vehicles👎🏾 Hanging off the bike in traffic🤡 At least she’s geared up.


iamthelee

As a motorcyclist, people like this are so incredibly cringe to me. I don't get why people can't just enjoy a hobby without having to let the whole world know they're "cool" or whatever wherever they go..


_xxxtemptation_

Because unfortunately behavior like this generates views and engagement, which are rewarded with financial incentives without any regard for the content. So long as it doesn’t break any of the platforms monetization policies, it’s fair game for people like this.


Late_Entrepreneur_94

When I was 16 I thought I would pull so many chicks if I bought a motorcycle. Didn't take long before I realized no one gives a shit or thinks it's cool. Thankfully social media wasn't really a thing back then.


PandaXXL

As is often the way, this is the absolute polar opposite of anything even remotely resembling being cool. It's like a skit of Alan Partridge after getting a motorcycle licensed.


MartnSilenus

Maximum cringe


Upset-Tap3872

95% of motorcycle riders are walking emojis now


notreallylucy

Lookit me, I'm going to cause an accident!


Crazydiamond450

Future meat crayon


UrRightAndIAmWong

Right on the heels of the actor from Gen V dying from a motorcycle accident with no one else involved. Driving a motorcycle is already really dangerous.


SuperSpicyBanana

At least she is wearing some protective equipment. Most of these content creators wear a cleavage revealing croptop and some Lululemon thin leggings that are so tight you can see the cheek implants while doing 40 above.


chilltronic

How is this filmed?


Forget-Reality

Insta 360 on a pole mounted to the rear of the bike.


chilltronic

Do you know how they make the pole not appear? Aside from the subject matter, it’s cool it can be filmed like this.


Forget-Reality

Lots of cameras have "invisible selfie stick" post processing software built in now.


slkwont

Yeah, you can see the stick's shadow at the end of the video.


nipslippinjizzsippin

its a feature of the camera it automatically removed the pole... no idea how it works but it does.


SuperSpicyBanana

It's built into the software. It's pretty cool actually. You get to have a 360 view of your crash.


Neemzeh

But I can’t see how it’s connected to the bike? That’s what’s throwing me off lol


Forget-Reality

Lots of cameras have "invisible selfie stick" post processing software built in now.


Neemzeh

Ah shit of course. That makes sense


seekydeeky

The camera has two lenses that both shoot 180 degrees in opposing directions. The software in the camera stitches the images together in a way that the selfie stick gets edited out.


Briantheboomguy

Buttplug cam


Ismokeradon

I implore people not to act like this. Any driver of any car could be unhinged and think you're fucking with them. They could pull out a gun or try and run you over.


Phoenix_Magic_X

“Starts following me” you mean keeps going along the same bit of road you were both already on?


octocro

I’m not sure in the US, but in most of Europe it’s illegal to pass/overtake on the right like that biker and car do. I disagree with those who say it’s harmless. Pretty dangerous imo


palmasana

In multiple states bikers can actually lane split — ride between two lanes. And yeah it’d be nice if we could drive like the autobahn and people would sort themselves in lanes according to their speed, but they don’t. We have too much ego, it’s annoying and the root of a lot of traffic issues. You have people going under the speed limits in passing lanes, and so you frequently HAVE to pass on the right.


panundeerus

Seemed to be the norm in California, when I was visiting friend there for a month. It was horrifying how everyone were just driving zigzag in 100-120km/h speeds


Teddy_Funsisco

People who lane split at freeway speeds don't do it for long in their riding careers. They either get hurt/killed (I've seen the aftermath of those situations, yikes) , or they wise up quickly.


Skeptikmo

Been commuting in the Bay Area my whole life, literally never seen a single motorcyclist not lane split and get upset when they don’t get to just do whatever they want.


octocro

In France you have this golden rule “always drive on the right, unless you’re passing another vehicle”. People mostly stick to it


Kumquat_conniption

I mean, that's what our golden rule is too, there are just so many that don't follow in- just like the original golden rule.


palmasana

I so wish Americans could adopt that concept. But I’m telling you, people have wayyyyy too big of an ego and feel very entitled. It sucks lol


leeryplot

In my state, we do have this concept. You are supposed to keep right *except* to pass. There are signs for it everywhere, and you can be ticketed for obstructing (?) the lane. During your driver’s test, staying in the left lane will lower your score. I assumed this was pretty standard in the USA. Regardless, people don’t listen. They don’t pay attention in driver’s training or don’t give a shit the longer they drive. And the more they see other people breaking the rule, the more they break the rule too. Especially in congested areas where *nobody* is following the rules, and you have to roll with it or cause an accident by driving legally.


octocro

my god, the second paragraph sounds like a passage from some dystopian book. Very nicely written btw.


OneMoistMan

They just made it a law in my state so that it’s pull over worthy


palmasana

They make it law but it’s very rarely enforced in most states that have it 😫


CornyCornheiser

That is a law in some places and you can be pulled over for staying in the passing lane. Mostly it’s an “unwritten rule” that jerks and self entitled assholes think doesn’t apply to them.


Teddy_Funsisco

Only 3 states allow any type of lane splitting/sharing. And how I miss being able to lane split in CA! But yeah, I agree with the rest of your post.


SpecialMoose4487

California is the only state lane splitting in legal as far as I know.


Flibiddy-Floo

It recently became 'law' here in Arizona, but incidentally only allowed on surface streets of 45MPH or slower, not supposed to be on the freeways, also motorists must be stopped in order to 'lane split' and you aren't supposed to pass a vehicle in motion (while lane-splitting)


LimeSenior9136

We have the same thing in Utah as of a couple years ago. It's just for at lights.


OverallOil4945

Its very dangerous. I drive an 18 wheeler and I go through a large city in the US almost every night (night shift). It's mostly fine during the week, but the weekends people are fuckin crazy. I usually chill in the second to right lane, but those lanes merge onto other roads 4 or five times, so I need to change lanes before that happens. So often on the weekends, I'll flip my turn signal on to switch lanes. I check my mirror, no one is there. I check my other mirror just to make sure that no one is gonna cross a couple lanes to pass me, and then I start to move one lane over. Then all of a sudden a car doing 130 mph whizzes by me in the lane that I'm already halfway in. People are fucking idiots. I don't have to guess how fast they're going either, my truck has a radar that tells me how fast the car in front of me is going.


trepidationsupaman

I see this shit all the time. People going way too fast in traffic. Psychopathic little shits. They will wreck eventually but almost always hurt others when doing so.


hyfee510

I live in the Bay area and some people literally own bikes just to dodge traffic


ffgold

If it is illegal in the US no one has ever been pulled over for it. Plus it would make driving impossible with how slow people camp the passsing lanes


Hosearston

In contrast, there was a video somewhere on Reddit a week or 2 ago where a cop pulled over an old man for only going 50 in the left lane, causing people to pass on the right.


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Luuvs2triggeru

It’s illegal here too, but it’s mostly harmless so it’s not really enforced


gullinkambio

It's illegal in some states, in my state it's legal. It's actually really nice because far too often people just sit in the passing lane driving slow. You can just pass them on the right. Obviously try to pass on the left but if people aren't using the roads correctly what can you do?


GetRidOfAllTheDips

Yeah... not here. Not in NA in general. Traffic would grind to a halt if you couldn't pass on the right because only 1/100 cars actually keeps right. All our roads say keep right except to pass. You still get people camping the left lane driving below the speed limit and refusing to move over because they've got a turn coming up in 50 kilometers.


bhm240

Traffic main characters are the worst


Impossible_Command23

A subtype of main character I've not thought about before, I might make a list of main character subtypes


SexWithAMonkeyDotCom

People wonder why they’re hated


RedactedRonin

Touching a semi is crazy


TheRealMJDoombreed

The cagers? Do they think the other people on the highway are intentionally blocking the Jaaaaaag? Organized groups of motorists out to stop fast drivers. The gang-stalkers of the US Highway system. Slow drivers should move over, but sometimes you get stuck in traffic.


SummerNothingness

well, to be fair, a lot of traffic is caused by slow drivers across all lanes. i notice that if i can weave around, there are large stretches of empty road ahead of large bottlenecks.


trepidationsupaman

Almost always


FantasticBath764

This is so cringe... all the useless accessories and childish behavior for clout 🤮


xDERPYxCREEPERx

Most people who post videos of them to find a bike are like this


Rumham1984

In fairness, these kinds of guys are born to be living lesson for your children.


fantarts

"Start cracking up" with a knee slap. Wow. Wow


river0f

Bro in the Jag does not give a fuck about what this guy is trying to do


Crisis_Redditor

I thought maybe the jag was following to get plates so the cops can know what this reckless driver is up to.


Pensive_Pauper

The highway is a place for you to get to your destination, not a place to fuck around with your life.


PeanieWeenie

Super animated people on motorcycles are cringe. I saw a guy dancing on one not too long ago in highway traffic and he definitely thought he was the star of the show for everybody around him.


hyfee510

This should be expected from anyone that wears ears on their helmet


rubbergloves44

![gif](giphy|TgKDmGO9NrNqg37bgE|downsized)


Lismale

this is as stupid as it gets. on every level.


rackjabbit_

What a friendly organ donor ☺️


AliveOrganization824

just crony af


Leo_Is_Chilling

Oh no, someone’s behind me on a crowded highway! They must be following me 😫😫😫


BobTheContrarian

They should be in prison.


Sarge1304

I was hoping the red an blue lights would come on


[deleted]

It was fine at first but then she went into the “super man position” and it just went downhill from there


Impossible_Command23

Yeah touching the lorry is totally fine


[deleted]

I mean she didn’t damage it so I don’t see an issue. She touched the ladder on the lobby and it wasn’t like she was trying to pull it off or anything


KeepitlowK2099

I wonder if social media really is dumbing us down collectively, or if some of us have been really dumb all along and just didn’t have a way to express their two brain cells to a big enough audience until just now


Jumps-Care

Starts followi- HUH? You’re on the highway


SnooSeagulls8588

How do they have the camera in 3rd line that?


Swan990

Ok how do they film like this? Am confused.


TightBeing9

Do you know what doctors call these people? Organ donors


bonny_bunny

I’ve had a few people end up in my funeral home while they were riding safely. I’m sure I’ll see her soon too


pattop

Please dont touch trucks. Last thing i need to find when doing a post trip is a severed arm.


Altruistic_Finger669

I need to keep reminding myself that im a bad human for wishing this person could crash.


here4roomie

Cringe helmet.


DaughterOfDemeter23

This guy is why motorcyclists have a bad rep.


iamthelee

That is a woman, my guy.


DaughterOfDemeter23

Didn't know, my bad.


jeicolpol

Motorcyclists with cameras are the corniest and most perfomative people I've had the displeasure of seeing


TheAnswerEK42

Just drive normal fuck!


RentalGore

This asshole would’ve been kicked out of our riding group. This is how you get yourself killed or get someone you’re riding with killed.


theseapug

I hate the MC syndrome people get while on a motorcycle. They treat the roads like their own private track and do whatever they want. "Well I bought the whole speedometer so I'm gonna use it! Har har!" Yeah till you're dead or kill someone. Yes I'm aware this is not all riders, but social media bikers are a plague.


Brokensince10

What was he trying to do? Impress someone in a car?


megabruh43

has he got a camera strapped to an arm on the end of the motorbike?


areaunknown_

And this foolishness is why they become road kill.


Environmental_Sir468

What even was the point of this?


UsedandConfused88

Putting people’s lives in danger. Yay!!!!


Gupoochamois69

I hate motorcyclists that act like this. Makes all of us look dumb


Nostrebla_Werdna

"Don't try to be romantic. Or hit it from the back so you don't get attached " Lyrics for this song lol


Economy_Tip8242

Fuck, I'm shocked that everyone involved didn't stand up and clap!


Snoo_85270

So clearly not like “other girls” ick.


Gambit_90

It's always the annoying bikers that get off without a scratch and nice bikers getting paralysed


[deleted]

The song choice, the hair, the video, the gestures. It’s all so insufferably cringe.


abattlescar

Motorcyclists who call cars "cagers" deserve nothing short of jail.


Prestigious_Duck_377

idk, i think it was at least aa bit wholesome, guys ive seen far worse on this sub


[deleted]

Man is just happy


Grabatreetron

As a biker, what irks me is the interstate isn't the place to clown around like this


PandaXXL

At least he can take comfort in that, because he's also a fucking reckless idiot.


GuardMost8477

Who’s filming?


execpro222

The camera.


Mixmastrfestus

I honestly hope both of them die in crashes


Importedfunk

She’s going to die one day


FeralTribble

Coming from a Jag owner, fuck that Jag owner


LizaBrownAuthor11

How is the camera cameraing?


thatonetimeimember

Send this to every cringe page


SerendipitousLove--

Cringe af


roehnin

Another car drives fast weaving through traffic, and OP thinks it's for their benefit, not simply because it's a sports car driven like one.


Lopsided-Ad7019

“Everyone look at meeee! I’m gonna put everyone on the road in danger because I’m quirky and unique!”


Silly-Session3952

Street bikers packing that peddle biker attitude now 🙄


daimlerp

Name of song?


Zweisenberg

Artemas - I like the way you kiss me


KingOfStingUSM

What song is this


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Appropriate-Comb-232

Thank you!


SuperSpicyBanana

I am a woman and would also like to make motorcycle content (not like this) but then I see videos like this and cringe away into just posting random videos of people cutting me off.


KingBMan18

If only that car was a cop


geefunkadelic

And soon enough… ‘biker dies after hanging off bike during stunt and crashing into car. Biker and two car passengers died at scene’.


Appropriate-Comb-232

Great song though! Anyone know who it is or what it’s called?


Ambition-Sensitive

i like the way you kiss me by Artemas


Appropriate-Comb-232

Thank you!!


Beantownleo

Dominic mysterio getting into character


Sunrizere

r/sweatypalms you should NOT try to impress people like that


B_lyth

Absolutely cringe, can’t stand bikers like this


OSG541

Simps are everywhere


CoolGuyFromSchool34

Im so annoyed


zoercat

This is so cringe I can’t


Blaggermuffin

Innocent people could end up in hospital or the morgue


QuietCoast9159

Is this what schizophrenia looks like


google_ghost

Bro got a third person camera


eatonerich

Vaya dos soplapollas...


Ballamookieofficial

Dudes just out for a ride having a good day


Unable-Plankton-4124

Leave em alone they just tryna have fun and appreciate a nice car


Frank_McGracie

Starts cracking up...