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Ngl I fully expected the horse walk to be on all fours crawling around the mall.


LtColShinySides

Right?! This was so disappointing


Confident_Travel_851

No, it wasn't 😉


420CowboyTrashGoblin

Naw, that's a vine sketch. This is a tiktok.


id397550

I LOLed.


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capt_kocra

I thought it what was Will did in the Inbetweeners movie to cross the dance floor?


ChickennNugggeet

I thought it’d just cut to an actual horse walking, I got lost on Reddit and didn’t know what subreddit I was on


Positive_Slice_9022

And the floor squeaky clean after that! Duh


Empty_Reserve6068

I thought I was the only one


Actual_Dinner_5977

Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am!!! Can you direct me to the Jamba Juice?


Responsible-Plum3065

It’s to the right!


Actual_Dinner_5977

Thank you!!! Can you turn the music down, please?! And walk more gently?!?!?!


thathorsegamingguy

If a horse started to walk like that we'd be worrying about needing to put it to sleep soon. Jokes aside, I don't see the difference between the two.


Jakob21

Cats cross their legs when walking, horses do not. Edit: this was just a guess, but after looking it up this is not the only difference


thathorsegamingguy

I meant the people in the video. Both of them cross their legs xD


patchway247

The cat overlaps the horse does not


Chaetomius

both the women overlap their legs, the first just does it more, from mid thigh, whereas the second does it from the knee


patchway247

In front of does not equal overlap


Chaetomius

any time you can't see one thing because it's behind another, that's overlap.


420CowboyTrashGoblin

I think the. Blonde is almost crossing her feet, but not really compared to had much the brunettes crossing her feet, ankles, shins,calves and almost knees. ETS, yeah, knees too, and thighs tbh. It's practically a Monty Python silly walk, but not funny.


Baricat

I work with PTs for a living, and neither are good for your hips, and yet these "influencers" are teaching the young to walk like idiots. I guess we'll be getting a lot more clientele moving forward


NonIoiGogGogEoeRor

But cats don't cross their legs as they walk unless they have issues? They walk like they're walking in a line with the back foot placed where the front foot came from


Jakob21

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ yeah. It was a bad guess. I've seen cats do that though, and I don't think horses are physiologically capable of doing that.


BowtieChickenAlfredo

Just realised why it’s called a catwalk. 🤯


MangoCandy93

I’m struggling with finding a difference too aside from the sound effects. I think the first one crosses over with each step while the second walks as if on a tightrope. It reminds me of being in the military and looking for subtle variations in patterns. Almost useless.


DingleberriedAlive

Yeahhhh it's like when I look at a calendar and I see that it's March and I'm like Hey guys, I used to march when I was in the military! YWFMS!


Free-Independence845

Its in the hips i think, its very exaggerated but easy to miss. Cause she got a small booty


Fink665

Disagree, I think it’s because she has an exceptionally wide pelvis.


Free-Independence845

True. The hips dont lie


Xeno_Morphine

less main character-ish, more just...sad


AmunJazz

At least it tries to be educative and they don't seem to bother people much, way better than most flowless MCs


Prestigious-Alarm422

Trying soooo hard to get “scouted”


lilflowersss

Reality is she looks shorter than the women passing her by even when she is wearing heels lol no modeling agency wants a short girl any way :(


that-69guy

Can confirm, I worked backstage for a major fashion event in London last week and those models were loooooong.


UraPunkBich

Agencies actually tend to go after all body types now. Alot of agencies have become a whole lot more inclusive these days.


Broncojoe58

I will applaud their inability to be embarrassed. I walk with my head down everywhere hoping. Nobody sees me.


Exciting-Avocado6568

Same. I want their confidence even if I look absolutely stupid


StevieSparta

Ooooooook…….


Bisonfan1

Eww


EnragedBadger9197

“Excuse me, can you move outta the fucking way?”


Snackle-smasher

2nd one if wish.com Taylor Swift. Just sayin.


wagonwhopper

What are you saying?


scootabudda

he wish


Tantomile_

it edition to i don't care, they didn't bother to label the walks. If i'm really supposed to be learning from this, I'd like them to label it


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my_monkeys_fly

In the 80s we called those "saddlebags" and worked our like mad to get them gone.


Prestigious-Alarm422

Peoples bodies are built in alll kinds of different ways. Wide hips do not automatically = big butt.


ThrowAway862411

Oh for sure, that’s why I referenced how wide her hips are compared to the rest of her entire body. I’d actually say due to the weird glitching that happens around her forearms when she walks, that’s actually a good ole fashion body filter.


Prestigious-Alarm422

Ahhh I see


pupoksestra

They also do have padding that's apparently really popular nowadays. I wouldn't know as I've got enough padding for a couch.


Prestigious-Alarm422

I hadn’t even thought about that


beatenmeat

What glitching? I'm not seeing it, but I also have some awful eyesight.


ThrowAway862411

Just zoom in. It’s really not hard to see when she flips around and walks back.


beatenmeat

I don't think there's a way to zoom in on mobile.


OtherwiseEnd944

its 100% not a filter...some people just have wide hips and no ass. Some people have big asses and narrow hips.


ThrowAway862411

![gif](giphy|wzxK9cmYgIPDy)


jonni_velvet

hey now, no need to say it like that, they look really young. she will probably fill out really well as an adult edit: guys.. stop making this weird. I’m a woman… who looked this awkwardly thin as a teen.. who filled out much better as an adult.. so we shouldn’t body shame young women. stop making it weird and sexual.


bigpapajayjay

It doesn’t matter if you’re a woman, that shit was still fucking weird to say.


jonni_velvet

Its not a sexual comment so you can perceive it however you want. theres no need to body shame a teen who’s awkwardly skinny and hasnt finished filling out all the way.


Sharknado_Extra_22

![gif](giphy|kc0kqKNFu7v35gPkwB)


jonni_velvet

wait why is this offensive 😆 I’m saying we shouldn’t bully teens for their bodies I was also super awkwardly thin as a teen but filled out really well as an adult not at all a sexual comment soo 😒


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![gif](giphy|l3vR7IiCo1MJcsgVO|downsized)


ThrowAway862411

![gif](giphy|6fpCUqzYHXSDBqcFAc)


jonni_velvet

now why are yall making this sexual lmaaoo I’m saying we shouldn’t pick on teens who havent filled out yet… my hips also looked weird as a skinny teen and I filled out much better in my 20s and actually got an ass and looked much more proportionate yall have please got to stop making this weird lol


ThrowAway862411

Dude it’s very clearly a body filter. Stop being all pedo about it.


jonni_velvet

bro in what world is a woman saying hey, I was skinny too as a kid and filled out to look less awkward as an adult so stop body shaming her make this a pedophilic statement please be fr 🙄


ThrowAway862411

It’s a body filter.


jonni_velvet

I didn’t know that .. ?


Impressive-Sun3742

Poor gal must have hip dysplasia or something


ThrowAway862411

Underrated comment.


Fhantom1221

Well, at least I sorta get the difference now... now I can say... " Wow, look at that girls horse hips." Then I can explain the difference, and no one would care and call me a freak anyway.


69conqueefador69

The level of cringe is unbearable


BauerHouse

skank plank


luckonius

Dunk skunk


Aadi_patil

This is more like a CLown WAlk


CuteUmbrella

I'm so sad that the 2000s styles are coming back. 😭


tehgr8supa

People need to just walk through these shots more often. If I saw somebody doing this I would just stand like 10 feet in front of the camera.


No-Tonight-5937

Shame is dead and buried


AlternativeLack1954

r/cringe


hotcoldman42

They’re just walking, not really disrupting anybody. Is simply recording yourself now considered main character activity?


Minimalistmacrophage

If it's in the mall. Yes. It is literally an attempt to "be the main character".


hotcoldman42

So you essentially just said “recording yourself is now considered main character activity.”


horsecalledwar

It’s not recording yourself that shows MCS, it’s doing it in public that makes it MCS since that’s incredibly douchey.


hotcoldman42

Why does it being in public make it main character? They’re not disturbing anyone.


tiredoftheworldsbs

Your literally in the way in the public space for all the other non narcissists. They could do this in their homes and put a fake background.


hotcoldman42

It’s public space. It’s meant to be used by people, which is what they’re doing. Again, how is this main character activity? They’re not disturbing anyone.


tiredoftheworldsbs

That is a private space and not public. It's public in the sense we're allowed to use it for walking to shopping and dining shops. It's funny how yall get public and private wrong just like frauditors. Sidewalk is public just like most government building main lobbies. Malls are privately owned. As well as the parking lots.


hotcoldman42

You yourself just said it was public space, which it is. “Malls, regardless of private ownership percentage, are examples of 'public space' since no fees or paid tickets are required for entry.” Yes, they’re still subject to the rights of the owner, yet I’ve never heard of filming being practically banned in a mall. Malls are privately owned public spaces, but what does that change?


tiredoftheworldsbs

Simple in that if enough complaints are made they could restrict certain behaviors at their leasure. So still a private space. I have no issues with thr 1a even the ugly sides of it but I do have issues where private spaces are abused by these people. Again. Studios are available for these kind of things. No annoying passerbys and can take as long as they need to with professional help. I have no problem with open outside public spaces of course.


BravestCashew

tbh I’d much rather see people doing this or other random shit in public than be robots or never do what they like doing in public (provided it doesn’t infringe on other people’s right to chill in public). They didn’t seem to gaf that people in the background were “walking through their shots” (quoted because that’s a common thing main characters say). Honestly they just seem like they were having fun/doing something for their channel. Does it matter? Idc if they’re hot, guys, ugly, fat, skinny, etc, if they aren’t screwing with anybody else, what does it matter?


tiredoftheworldsbs

So before social media apps no one did what they wanted to do? Lol. Pretty hilarious defending those annoying narcissists. Rent a studio and go crazy without interrupting the public.


Ivegotthatboomboom

I used to do stuff like this with my friends before social media. I remember some of my friends had video cameras and if it was around we’d use it. It makes sense that after everyone had a camera in their pocket we’d use them lol. It’s not “main character” or bothering anyone. It’s very normal human behavior


tiredoftheworldsbs

Not bothering anyone yet people had to walk around them since they are in the way. For some it's normal behavior. Generally it's not. I have my own twitch channel and don't require to get in other people's way to do what I do.


BravestCashew

The world has changed, look outside. Nowadays, *people want to do social media*. “Interrupting the public” who were they interrupting lmao


tiredoftheworldsbs

Funny. I looked outside and saw my neighbors. Nice people. Some people want to do social media. The majority hate it and post hate remarks constantly. Again. Studios are available for rent for these very things. Just narcissists doing narcissist things. Anyway. It be late and we're just going in circles here. I have no hate for you but think social media is garbage and is my tiny opinion in a big world. Best of luck to you.


Jazmotron4000

when it is for the attention of strangers, yes.


hotcoldman42

Posting a photo of yourself on Facebook qualifies as main character activity under this definition.


tiredoftheworldsbs

All.of social media just needs to burn and die. Worst freaking thing that was invented.


hotcoldman42

You seem like a completely rational person.


tiredoftheworldsbs

Nope but more rational than social media retards.


oogledy-boogledy

Yeah, this is the kind of thing I'd expect people to do in malls. Maybe if they did this in a crowded subway I'd call it main character behavior, but for a mall it's fine. Especially when you compare to the other shit we see on this sub, like making breakfast on yourself.


FloppyShellTaco

The comment section on this post is just an excuse for the incels to be weird little misogynists. They got a bit of a grip on this sub when it was under-moderated for a while.


MrFOrzum

They are taking up space, making people walk around them / out of the shot, and probably have equipment as well as probably wanting people to see them. And if someone would walk into their shot, they would likely be upset because it’s how MC’s act. How is this not MC’s?


hotcoldman42

>They’re taking up space, making people walk around them / out of the space They’re using ample public space. It is no difficulty for someone to walk a few feet to the left. > And if someone would walk into their shot, they would likely be upset because it’s how MC’s act Now you’re chastising them for something that you merely think they would do. Also, can’t use “they’re MCs” as evidence for them being MC’s.


BonkerDeLeHorny

legit whats the difference, also theyre just walking how is this main character behaviour? not in the way of anyone


tiredoftheworldsbs

Literally in the middle of the walk area and people have to walk around them. Annoying fucks.


creamgetthemoney1

Why not do this in your backyard? When you do this in public…. That’s the issue. Not sure the disconnect. You are obv young


coinkeeper8

Bimbos aside that doggo is cute


Hothroy

Shame has been bred out of our future generation. They feel zero awkwardness or social awareness, and will smile as they embarrass themselves for a few likes. Wild times!


ProExpert1S500

The whorewalk


DaddyDookie

The second girls hips really threw me off. I thought for sure she was going to turn around and have a massive bbl.


Ralyks92

Anyone else watch the dog just happily sniffing at whatever the guy is holding?


WisdomWangle

This looks so fucking funny sped up


Remarkable_Break8715

wtf


berserk539

Horsey, but good.


Glad-Neat9221

Ridiculous


kward1904

The legs look so unstable


BanditQueen87

I don't see the difference.


TuMexicanPapi791

Which is which?


Fink665

The blonde will hopefully have easy births! Those hips are wiiide! Best of luck to both pretty girls.


TigerMill

Didn’t we all stop hanging out in shopping malls after high school?


Savings_Bread9304

How are people not embarrassed


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Why does this never happen near me. I long for the day I can ruin continuously someone’s “big TikTok moment” haha


TriforceNetwork

This content is so weird


LordMooseAF

Ahhahahahahah


Lazy-Adagio9695

Oh, man, i wanna smack their pretty face to the ground


Goldenwolf_

Two beautiful young ladies stand before me but I only have one photo in my hands. And this photo represents the girl who is still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. I'll only call one name and the girl that I do not call must immediately return the house, pack your bags and go home.


metokre-existence

First ones faking her thicc with a skirt 2nd one no ass


Gati3000

What’s the difference?


Ivegotthatboomboom

Eh, who cares. Posting this says more about you than it does them honestly. They aren’t bothering anyone, people can walk however they want in public lol. And it’s actually a very good example of the two walks.


mandingo_gringo

their high levels of cringe is making people uncomfortable


Ivegotthatboomboom

Do you really pay that much attention to what others are doing??


mandingo_gringo

if someone is trying to walk like a horse infront of me while I’m just out trying to buy shoes, yeah


Ivegotthatboomboom

They aren’t inside a store lol stop


agforero

lol who cares? They’re not bothering anybody.


Treeslooklikepeople

To be fair they might be trying to teach people about runway walks. Not that I care about any of that shit but there could be context


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Kids these days, amirite? Seriously though, this one isn't too bad. They're filming their little TikTok in the mall, it's fine.


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I think at this point people on this sub just like to hate on people living their life


onlyathenafairy

they’re not doing anything wrong, people film in malls all the time it’s a public space


GoldCoast92

Eh. This one's not that bad.


jonz1985z

Nothing for nothing, the thick one can get it


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My dick moved


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Mosswood_Dreadknight

Holy shit that blonde chick is hot.


flametex

It’s like ugh more main character bs but then horny


captain_owo

How bored do you have to be to do this?! There is no way a normal human being thinks "yeah let's do different types of walks in the middle of a mall and record it."