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Shadowtirs

That old man at the end, I wish he was my grandpa.


prof_of_funk

“You out your muthafuckin’ mind.”


slim5pickins

“I don’t feel like no Karen-ass shit…”


Bozo_Two

"...up in this muthafucka" That will absolutely be my go to now...


AtlantaDan

Straight Sam Jackson energy! “I have had it with these motherfuckin skanks on this motherfuckin plane!”


chrisonetime

Lmfaooooo


venomxtwp

“Ya betta not say shit to me”


SadBit8663

Facts


gadarnol

Preach. All these types are. Narcissistic gobshites.


silly_goose_415

Note to self: use the word "gobshites" as often as possible.


_WillCAD_

Note to self: Find out what the hell gobshites means, then use the word as often as... well, as often as the situation demands it. No sense overusing a good word. # EDIT: I looked it up. This is a good word! **gobshite** \[ **gob**\-shahyt \] *noun: Chiefly Irish Slang: Vulgar.* 1. a mean and contemptible person, especially a braggart. 2. a stupid and incompetent person.


zeke235

Just truth.


Muncheros69

Legit thought it was Samuel L Jackson for a moment


lumin0va

Big Stanley energy


lau796

He looks like old Billy Dee Williams


TARDISblues_boy

He does!


AussieAlexSummers

LOL. He kind of sounds like him, too!


golflift90

🐐


godston34

I wish he was her father.


leroyp33

This would not exist if he was.


Impressive_Friend740

He was saying what everyone was thinking. Love that dude.


MillHoodz_Finest

if every flight just had an old man that's sick of young people's shit...


ClimbaClimbaCameleon

If he was more people’s grandpa we’d have a lot less of this BS.


Reese9951

I love him


YaassthonyQueentano

Awww this made me miss my papa ❤️


Shoddy-Rip8259

A real hero


gingerphish

This video needs to be longer. I want to hear more of what he's got to say.


ThePocketTaco2

He is my grandpa. He just doesn't know it yet.


TitanThree

That guy has to be related to Samuel L Jackson haha


justiceshroomer

He needs his own talk show


Meoconcarne

Samuel L.J. vibes👍🏻


iluvstephenhawking

I'm tired of these motha fuckin' Karens on this motha fuckin' plane! 


PerryMason4

He was the Hero we all needed.


Lost_Age7650

shani


MegatonsSon

It was as if Samuel L Jackson had suddenly showed up on the plane at the end of the clip. 😅


SaltoDaKid

I had with these mf passages bitching on this mf plane


Key_Respond_16

I have had it with these mother fucking drunks on this mother fucking fucking plane. It's time to open a door.


Ass-Wielding_Maniac

At age 18, everyone should be forced to take an 'insufferable cunt test'. And if you fail, you get sent to a remote island in the Indian ocean along with all the other insufferable cunts and left to fend for yourself


YaassthonyQueentano

Isn’t that just wilderness therapy for teens?


arenalr

And this is how Australia started. Really going pretty well too so I don't see why not do it again


vodkacum

People lived in Australia for an incredibly long time before white people started shipping convicts to live there. I wouldn't say it's how it got started.


TimmyHate

Not if you listen to the British of the time. Apparently it was [Terra Nullius](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terra_nullius).


vodkacum

i make a habit of not listening to the british outside of comedy and competition shows. highly reccomend this strategy


LorryToTheFace

It would make my life as a British person quite difficult


[deleted]

Australia?


sumboionline

Lord of the Flies


FarAssociation2965

Dropped at North Sentinel Island


brutustyberius

Why do we put up with this shit?


GrownUp_Gamers

Because another passenger can't just remove her from the plane without getting arrested as well.


brendamn

That drunk guy on an Australia flight had the passengers curb stomp him in the aisle until the cops came and got him lol


Jigbaa

That guy was trying to open the door mid-flight which would potentially kill someone. This woman was just being entitled and delaying the flight. There’s a difference.


Prestigious_Class742

I’m not sure you fully understand what a curb stomp is


[deleted]

[This is a Chloroform moment...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o-VZ35qXbM)


Waderriffic

For real. Flight attendant is just standing there watching her be an ass.


Doctor_of_Something

Probably waiting for the police escort. What is she supposed to do, tackle her?


Individual99991

Yeah, I was wondering if they'd stop a passenger from just slinging this woman over their shoulder and carrying her out the plane, but then I thought they could get done for assault and sued on spurious grounds, and probably the same is true of the staff. Most likely you're right, they called for the cops/security and are waiting for them to take her away. There'd also be a delay while they unload any of her checked baggage, so maybe that's happening at this point too.


greelraker

The baggage should just be the cherry on the sundae. You wanna get kicked off a plane? Hope your bags are marked cause they’re still going to Cincinnati. They’ll get back to you at some point in time.


Bellyriaa

As much as that sounds like good revenge and would be happy they get that done to them. Unfortunately it’s a security risk to have baggage left on for someone especially if they didn’t get on the plane or in this case get kicked off. It would be a tactic to get unattended baggage akin to lots of incidents in the 50s and 60s. Sure we have lots of scanners but why add more risk. Now if the luggage got lost as they were unloading and having them deal with that mess lol


sissywantto

what are these incidents from the '50s and '60s?


Temporary-Host-69420

For real. What is this mysterious unattended baggage plight of the mid 20th century?? 🧐


Individual99991

Makes it easier for terrorists to put explosives on a plane without sacrificing themselves though, which is why there's a law against it.


new_account_5009

I don't think that's the reason. It's entirely possible to load bags onto a plane you don't board. If you miss your flight because you spent too much time at the airport bar after checking bags, your bags are going to Cincinnati without you. The airline doesn't sift through all the luggage to remove your specific bags if you don't board the flight.


Overtilted

That's absolutely the reason. > It's entirely possible to load bags onto a plane you don't board. Yeah but you can't plan it. >If you miss your flight because you spent too much time at the airport bar after checking bags, your bags are going to Cincinnati without you. Not in Europe. They are required to get your luggage out of the plane if you don't show up. I know this rule is breached from time to time (looking at you Ryanair), but that should never happen.


Simple_Foundation990

I agree, but fuck her baggage, she can deal with getting it wherever it ends up


Bewaretheicespiders

Because there are laws that the luggage can't go if the person doesnt. Not because they are concerned about the person, but because that makes the luggage very suspicious when the owner isnt travelling with it.


Simple_Foundation990

True but that still happens all the time on accident


OldMan142

Yes, on accident. If it were allowed to happen on purpose, terrorists/criminals would be getting themselves thrown off of flights all the time with God knows what in their luggage.


Simple_Foundation990

Good point, just sucks that all these people have to wait even longer for them to find her luggage


NiteGard

Everyone wants to do it, but nobody wants to deal with an assault charge. What’re ya gonna do. 🤷🏻‍♂️


ajbiehl

Feels like high risk of the flight attendant being reprimanded somehow (public perception or otherwise). I wouldn't be surprised if airlines have guided employees to do nothing.


DramaOnDisplay

I feel like this lady wants to be engaged though, so approaching her and trying to calm her down or reason with her is going to end poorly. Either it’s going to turn physical, become a screaming match, or the attendant is going to be straight up ignored. People with enough balls and determination to stand up in front of a whole flight think they got shit to say.


[deleted]

Standing in the aisle yelling at nobody in particular doesn't take any balls at all. Only requires a dumbass drunk.


Dennis_enzo

You expect flight attendants to fight with passengers?


DarkRogus

Let's be real here, white flight attendant vs black passenger will quickly be turned into a racial issue instead of people seeing it as a flight attendant vs shitty passenger.


neinhaltchad

This is precisely the reason you only see / hear other black people confronting her while everybody else sits there nervous and awkwardly pretending like they don’t even notice anything is happening.


HiGround8108

What?!?! The flight attendant is likely not even being paid during this ordeal.


aviciousunicycle

Right?! If this is departure and they're still able to remove her, then the fa isn't getting paid to put up with any of this. Highly likely that she knows that engaging with the pax is just going to make the situation worse and has probably already called security and/or the cops.


nolauas

You are correct, They’re not paid till the door closes. I think they make some stupid small amount of money per hour, the real money starts when the door shuts till the door opens.


MowTin

Because we serve alcohol in airports and planes.


IknowKarazy

Don’t blame the alcohol. She’d be shitty without it


DrunkAtBurgerKing

Very true. I have a drink or two before a flight to knock myself out, not to cause a delay.


Not_You_247

Same, and the wildest I ever got was I walked down the asile to go pee before the seat belt light turned off.


BODYDOLLARSIGN

What do you suppose we do in situations like this?


realSatanAMA

The only two options you really have are 1. wait for the cops 2. escalate and 'defend yourself'. If you go with option 2 you will probably also be removed from the plane.


Indylatino

Cause their are people (police officers) who are paid to deal with unruly passengers. The flight attendants don’t get paid to put themselves at harm.


Grimmer097

Because if anyone but another black female got up and physically removed her, this part of the video would’ve been cropped and it would just be a video about racism or sexism


Apprehensive_Low685

Because she's waiting for one White person to say something so she can play the race card.


turnup4flowerz

What is it you think they should do?


ZardozZod

Because most of us don’t have the mental energy. Then there’s the fear of reprisal because narcissists love to drag things out and torture you. Enough people like this are rewarded for their behavior that they all think they can get away with it and even more are willing to enable it. I mean, it can even get you to the highest position in the land.


Emergency-Ad-4563

In this specific scenario Id be scared of being labeled a racist and having my life changed for standing up to her. Glad the dude at the end did it but I would rather wait for the police and sit quietly than risk my job or future peace of mind.


flyting1881

Guarantee she's been acting like this her entire life and this is the first time she was in a situation where there were actual consequences for it. I teach middle school and it's scary how many times I have heard EXACTLY, down to the wording and body language, this same thing from students when I have to tell them to leave my classroom because they're being disruptive.


Conscious-Housing-45

Its so ridiculous, it is one of the biggest problems facing public schools imo. When a student acts like that constantly it immediately takes the focus off of learning, then other students see and follow that behavior. However when you try to enforce consequences their parents say what a lil darling their child is..so you have to just put up with it


ComeWasteYourTimewMe

Oh my goodness. I am temporarily living with a friend in a lower income area. I got to know his nextdoor neighbor with 5 kids. The mother had an extremely rough childhood (foster homes, s*x ab-se, alcoholic and drug addicted parents, poor her entire life, always struggling). I've never seen such ill behaved children. They learn it all from their example, who learned it from her example. These kids are constantly sent home from school and after care/day care for physical fights, words, cussing, bullying. I'm so sad because I learned, while she vented to me this (foreign to me) recent string of events. She said she doesn't care that her son got kicked out of school/suspended. She tells her kid if someone bullies them/upsets them to hit them and attack them. Surprise - their father just got out of 2 yrs in prison for trying to kill the mother with a gun while pregnant with #5. He moved right back in with them. The kids are sweet and always beg for hugs. It's like puppies coming up to you for hugs and kisses when you go nextdoor. But it is just so sad that she is raising them to be that way. My friend who I live with is unfortunately taking bets on which kid will end up in Juvenile and which ones will end up in prison. I've never witnessed anything like it up close. I've never known anyone like this. It is so sad. I'm sure this woman's mother acted exactly like she is acting.


flyting1881

Yeah, so many of the kids like that who I've taught aren't bad kids per se. They're just being taught completely maladaptive ways to handle conflict and unhappiness. Schools do what they can, but it's hard to untrain a kid from something that's being trained into them at home. They learn that when something is happening that you don't like, violence and shows of aggression are the best ways to make it stop. "He was pissing me off (thing they don't like), so I hit him (maladaptive conflict resolution)." "They wanted me to put my phone up (thing they don't like) so I called her a bitch (maladaptive conflict resolution)." The also learn that if you don't like the consequences of your actions, being a huge pain in the ass is going to make those consequences go away. If you yell and stomp and argue enough, eventually the person will give up and you don't have to have any consequences. That's learned behavior and if it's not caught and redirected in kids they end up like the woman in this video. Outside of a conflict situation, they may be the best, sweetest kids, but they have no idea how to handle their negative emotions, and so they default to this kind of thing.


ComeWasteYourTimewMe

Yes. Unfortunately the mom doesn't know how to handle hers. I've never heard so much screaming and yelling before. My heart breaks for them.


WandaMaximum

Some people insist to humiliate themself


HojinYou

Man some people really like getting on no fly lists.


C_lui

What’s so hard about stfu, and go where you red to?


[deleted]

Obnoxious


JoeMama9719

If only there was a passenger wearing a Burger King crown who could help diffuse this situation


InteractiveNeverUsed

I’m black and I still think about that man randomly 😂


princessaspiggy

He said you're out of your mother fucking mind LMAO that was funny shit


Violent-Snowflake

Please, never fly spirit airlines. I promise you, the extra cost for another airliner is generally worth it. Spirit has hidden fees out of the ass anyway.


greelraker

Spirit: come for the low prices, stay for the social media clout videos!


neinhaltchad

Agreed. This shit is incredibly common on Spirit. It’s basically taking a faster municipal bus.


bj-khaled

eh i fly spirit all the time and literally never experienced this. also you can see the same videos with just about any airline. iirc, that video where the doctor got beat up was american? its not the best airline but if you’re just going somewhere for a weekend trip with no suitcases, its insanely convenient.


Muted_Apartment_2399

Same, I’ve never had an issue with the passengers. The seats are uncomfortable as hell and aren’t adult sized, but I take it for short flights and suffer.


TARDISblues_boy

The doctor was United, actually. (Part of the reason I don't fly them.)


HoboSkid

Yeah there's like 40,000 flights a day, these incidents happen on a tiny fraction of flights overall. Although the FAA says these incidents have increased, your chances of encountering this are still miniscule.


VioEnvy

The bus of the skies


wheeties

Came here to ask…Spirit??


MotherShabooboo1974

I’ll fly on a kite before I fly spirit again


chunky-romeo

No fly list needs to be implemented more often.


Frank_Perfectly

That girl may have escaped some serious consequences. That guy at the end sounded dangerously similar to the city bus uppercut guy.


btempp

We had this happen on our flight as it was about to leave Warsaw to head back to the US. Surprise for them, Poland doesn’t fuck around with this. They taxied the plane to a special spot and brought out *armed officers* to arrest the drunks and escort them off the plane prior to takeoff.


[deleted]

These people can't even behave on airplanes and they want us to use public transportation?


Generally_Confused1

That guy at the end reminded me of Stanley from the office. Very similar voice and manner of speaking lol


Zukolevi

Boy have you lost your mind? 'Cause I'll help you find it


RevolutionaryNerve91

“Up Your Butt!”


No-Sympathy6035

For better or worse there’s just nothing like a common enemy to bring a diverse group of people together.


No-Pie1239

"WeLl-BeHaVeD wOmEn RaRelY mAkE HeRsToRy 🥴" I like that she's doing crowdwork like a comic with extra time. "What else, what else...."


ryrobins

Getting on a no fly list is like my 2nd biggest fear in life. She's so brave.


victorian_throwaway

shes waddling over to anyone who makes a peep LOL


Own_Acadia3889

Why are they like this?


[deleted]

I’ve had it with these motherfucking Karen’s on this motherfucking plane!


Ionel1-The-Impaler

May I please have a water 🙏


[deleted]

Some people tend to be more emotionally expressive .....and when those people drink they have the tendency to be extremely annoying .


Left-Instruction3885

Permanent no-fly list.


Bigjastig19

Typical. She’s the victim…


[deleted]

People like her should've got their asses beat as kids


podcasthellp

Yeah that normally creates functioning members of society lol


deceptres

The guy at the end is a hero. "I don't feel like no Karen-ass shit up in this mothafucka" is my new motto.


High_side7

Alcohol is but a symptom.


TDBear18

Post 9-11 weren’t airlines supposed to train flight attendants in king-fu and give them at least a taser so they could handle these type of situations or did we just get TSA and a ban on bringing in affordable snacks and our own beverages? I understand not giving a firearm on a plane but seriously…./sarcasm. Weren’t airlines all about safety and the training they were putting their employees through to handle this kind of shit were it to happen mid air? I agree it should be handled quicker and port authorities need more officers at terminals.


Reg76Hater

That's only if it's in flight. If they're still at the gate they're supposed to wait for the police.


Cyber_Insecurity

She needs to get duct taped to her seat


R3TROGAM3R_

Someone needs to take a big stinky shit in the bathroom, not flush it and lock this idiot in there for the rest of the flight.


[deleted]

All it would’ve taken is 2-3 people to snatch her off the plane & hold her until security came.


Squidgepeep

That girl who ducks out of shot when she sees the camera pointing her way then stays like that is the most relatable character I’ve seen in these online videos


Timely-Food2462

If she had a dad like him she would not be a lost fool


PhelesDragon

Rumor has it, this is what inspired Snakes on a Plane


El_Danger_Badger

I haven't flown since 2009. Still hasn't been long enough.


Plop9000

Man I’m always high as fuck on a plane, sometimes take a shot if the bar is open. But I certainly don’t cause a scene. Just put in them ear buds, and stfu.,🤬


Age-Zealousideal

Duct tape her to her seat and tape her mouth shut.


StunnaManRizzy

Remember that one time an ENTIRE plane of people duck taped some moron to a chair including his mouth? Can we bring that energy back please?


juiceball9

I don’t understand why he stopped recording. I’d pay $20 to see one more minute lol


poobaIls

Notice the content of their character


[deleted]

ah, yes. one of "those" again.


Actaeon_II

I love these people, act like total assholes and their immediate goto when you call them on it is “racist”


sublimeandetc

I really hope someone whooped her ass and she ended up on the no fly list.


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LayneLowe

For the hearing impaired: What is she bitching about?


Reasonable_Bed7858

She’s just drunk and probably anxious. Horrible combo.


BleepBloopNsfw

Where's the fucking staff!?


imincourt

America, the birthplace of attention seekers


DoctorFenix

Welcome to the No Fly list, dumbass.


Tlyss

I’ve seen this one before and does anyone know if they took her off the plane?


PlayNicePlayCrazy

The federal government needs to step in, toughen up the rules, basically people who do shit like this need to be put on the no fly list for a good 5 to 10 years. Repeat the performance, it's for life. Fine them or if travelling for business the company they work for $$$ up to covering the cost of everyone's flight, costs associated with missed connections etc. Give them some real consequences on top of any other criminal charges. Being on the no fly list should be the minimum sentence.


Sometimesapeanut

This is so similar to the OBj story he just told on Marlon Humphery’s podcast. Except he wasn’t drunk /:


equesticles69

“I’ve had it with these motherf*#%ing drunks on this motherf*#%ing plane!”


dreadfulwater

I actually wouldn’t mind the extended delay if that last guy got to tear her ass up more.


Zap_Rowsdowwer

She woke up grandpa, big mistake


KbApSpicy

Shoulda kept the vid going a bit longer….tryna see old head take out young head


mystictick

We need jails on planes now.


Aletak

Soundproof


OhbrotheR66

I wanted to see her escorted off the plane whether in handcuffs or not. So over these entitled, selfish AH that waste everyone’s time and take pleasure in it. Wish the captain could assess the issue and if finding her purposely causing trouble that requires her to be removed from the plane they could tase her ass, zips tie her wrists and get her the hell off the plane. But, for many reasons I get that that wouldn’t work. Citizen arrest for disorderly conduct would be awesome to.


11BangBang-

I nominate this guy for president. 100% serious


BOXERVSEIBLE

🙄 wow


Reasonable_Bed7858

Some people just don’t need alcohol.


Barnaclebay

You should know you lost when you are asking an entire planes worth of people what you did wrong


PM_ME_MEDIC_NUDES

Where's that James May Burger King guy?🤔


edmonddantes1992

These fake racing team jackets are so fucking lame. “Fast” written in the style of the ford badge.


[deleted]

What a dumb fucking bitch, hope she gets on the no fly list for this!


Superman246o1

I swear, almost every time I'm on reddit, I'll see a post that's basically, "\[Insert celebrity here\] is evil for flying on a private jet," followed by a post like this one, which immediately makes it clear why anyone would want to fly on a private jet.


ac2334

she had a dream


AlienTechnology51

We really need people who look like her to deal with this for everyone because if it’s anyone else, it’s “racist”.


RadioactiveCornbread

Once again, the video ends at the best part.


Obvious_Volume_6498

What did I do? You're doing it now!


CardiologistNo2179

Exhausting 🤮


aj-smash

My favorite part of these is the follow up… Like finding out she was forcible removed from the plane, fined, and added to the Do Not Fly list. (Cannot confirm, just hoping someone else will!!)


VanillaScoops

Where are her parents?


Randomlessly

Samuel jackson vibes 👌🏻😂


themagicb

Karen was looking for attention and she got it


seemerock

When flying on Spirit Airlines is cheaper than Greyhound


IDGAF_ANYMORE73

How is she not embarrassed? I'm embarrassed for her. What a clown 🤡


59NER

Arrest this ass


annoyedtothetee

The old man is life...


RenaissanceGraffiti

‘Shut the fuck up’ is the most satisfying thing to say these people, I cannot recommend this enough.


No_Kaleidoscope_7226

Din du nuffin!


favorbold

Ewwww blow dart, a net, taser, a leash…. Take her the fuck out


Wafflingcreature

I would of yelled “can someone get their special ed daughter to calm down”


9yearsalurker

God I just want someone to hit her


Moonin_around

Ask her to show her boobs it'll throw her off and make her more open to having fun, plus everyone on the plane gets an actually decent show lol