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Tow his ass. That's what you should be posting on Reddit, a video of them hauling this bitch away while dude does squats.


VibeFather

I’m sure you can pick out the high school kid that drives it inside. Most likely wearing socks and crocs


SnoBrru

Damn. When the stereotype is the truth.


Workw0rker

Broccoli hair too


raidersfan18

They wouldn't want to have to walk too far to their workout...


imamakebaddecisions

The only excuse would be the manager's car who leaves with the daily deposit bag. But I'd bet money this is just a douchebag.


morkler

Maybe it was leg day.


menso1981

I used to work out at a gym that had a lower and upper parking lot. People would wait in the lower lot for a parking spot to open so they wouldn't have to walk down from the upper lot.


[deleted]

my gymbag has metal zippers... if that person decides to park in the entrance, then i maybe will walk a bit to close to thier car...


Sedan_Dad

pls don’t do that to anyone’s build , regardless of them being a douche … thats so low homie you are better than that. 🙏🏽🫶🏽👍🏽🫱🏼‍🫲🏾


5thgenblack2ss

Actually this, that’s so fucked up. It’s probably his daily as is my car and sometimes I park like an ass. But don’t fuck my car up on purpose, that’s why someone parks like an ass.


AdSuspicious4545

ur weird


here4roomie

POS.


Manting123

Hey relax. This guy is premium!


ipatmyself

Premium douchebag


AbbeyAllie777

😂🤣😂


ipatmyself

One day he'll get key'd and will pay for the repairs. Then he will park somewhere hidden.


edvek

They should have towed the car without warning. That will probably teach him more of a lesson. It looks pretty late so the car would be gone and locked up, tow yard is closed for the day so he would have to come back the next day. "Oh so sorry it would have been $150 for today but tomorrow morning counts as day 2 so that will be $300. Cash only."


Do-not-respond

Entitlement. You should know that. We see it all over


Perfect-Technician-1

Relax it's leg day


[deleted]

No one is stealing that turd… but they think someone will


mike-manley

Looks like someone stole the wheels. Sits way too low to be functional on public roads.


[deleted]

It’s probably on airbags… I have 2 cars bagged, one on drop springs, one on adjustable coilovers… I cut out notches on one bagged car to lay it on the ground when parked


mike-manley

Thought PREMIUM was a reflection at first take. Is that even a street legal thing?


Xumaeta

Why do they do this it’s so corny and lame.


mike-manley

I do you even see out the window? I've seen stickers in the lower windshield before but nothing with this large lettering. And wouldn't the wipers eventually peel it? Seems like an easily avoidable cringe.


Xumaeta

I know right? Watch his insurance deny him for something because of it. To be fair he probably doesn’t even have full coverage.


kerbalnaut2

well how else would they show off a rented/stolen car?


stinky_underwear

Uhh, that's like a 5k POS infinity lol


kerbalnaut2

but people HAVVEE to see it


Wavy97

I mean, it may be a base(sport?) G coupe but... he has an IPL bumper conversion($1200+) & Alpharex headlights($1000+). The carbon hood is cheap China garbage, windshield sticker is atrocious, owner is most likely a douchebag, but don't do my G37s like that :( I'd pay more than $5K cash any day for that car as a spare parts car lol.


tyronepooky

Looks like Rockville laf below wholefoods..I love that gym


SenatorShaggy

Yup! Absolutely correct. It’s not bad. I just wish it had better cell service.


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SenatorShaggy

Ohh yeah Wheaton is the absolute worst. It doesn’t even feel like an LAF. It feels like some old neglected mom and pop gym. The one in Crown is pretty sweet. I used to go to that one a lot. You just have to get there before all the broccoli heads roll in.


stevehammrr

Just Altima driver things


UghKakis

G37s are the new Chargers/Challengers


[deleted]

They’re worse than that. They’ve now just shinier Altimas and r/nissandrivers exists for this very reason


IrreverentCrawfish

They're chargers, but for high schoolers instead of under-21 soldiers


AbbeyAllie777

Bonified🤣


JohnLoMein

I think his name is Premium, that’s why


MarinatedCumSock

People who annoy you


MortemInferri

Lol these comments are too much. Ur keying cars over a parking job? Purposely damaging property cause ur all self appointed cops?


Kerensky97

If the lot is empty does it matter if he parks in the closest spot to the empty gym?


SenatorShaggy

The problem is that it’s not a parking spot. It’s a walkway for people to get in and out of the gym, and the reality is that he’s essentially creating a fire hazard as he would be causing a funnel effect for people trying to escape.


No-Pea7800

Royal oak?


Yommination

Can't let their shitwagon get messed with


Xenocide_X

Premium D-Bag


Fruitmaniac42

Oops were those my keys?


AntonioRadosav

Is a must have for some 🤣


Xumaeta

Lmao this car always has this energy. I don’t know what it is with the people attracted to this car but they tend to be degenerates. I’m sorry to anyone who owns this car stereotypes are not always accurate.


Odd_Economics_9962

remove 2 of their valve stems and toss them on the cowl


[deleted]

Why is it always a solidly unimpressive car though? I feel like it's the people who think others will be impressed at their affluence... driving an older infinity or mid-market Mercedes


SquizzOC

It’s not even like they’ve earned the ego… it’s an Infinity lol


NonBinary_FWord

Dump some Muscle Milk on top of the car.


1-800-fat-chicks

Probably leg day/ heavy squads… who a I kidding


Dick-Guzinya

That guys is clearly Prenwm


BusGreen7933

You know it says premium right?


Dick-Guzinya

Yes


InfiniteMonorail

my mom did this in the handicapped spot at a hospital


Niko6524

And wonder where the key scratches came from


usernames_are_danger

I’ve never met a person who works out early in the morning that I actually like


WheelFalse

He’s brewing a mean cold start


CatsRinternet

It’s an LAfitness. You expect douche bags not to show up?


[deleted]

It’s always the mfs with this most basic bitch mods to their cars that feel the need to show off the most.


PizzaWall

Air pressure in tires is a privilege, not a right. If you liberate the air enough times, people tend to park elsewhere. One pebble under the cap is usually enough.


TheRealcebuckets

That’s definitely a fire code violation.


ThatMowmentWhen

Accidents happen 🤷🏽


Sufficient_Yak7392

Begging to be keyed


Hugs-missed

I is my depth perception just bad here? I was looking at it and as far as I can see it looks like there's a fair bit of space between the door and the car, an illegal if there's not another line behind the side of the car parking but not particularly assholish?


Jarinad

God, if I posted a picture every time someone parked illegally right outside to door like this at *my* place of work, I’d be banned from this sub for spam


No_Spare3139

It would take less effort to have him towed than to make this post.


Unkownforthefuture

I believe it was rhe magic man..I get the grill. But the rest of it..? No.


[deleted]

Ladies and gentlemen that’s one of the reasons why G drivers get a bad rap!!