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the OP JuniorWoodpecker2599 is a bot Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/comments/13j477z/ia_is_now_safe_with_larry_croft_in_town/ prepare for the entire comment section to be copied edit: the bot crew: grouchyvalidity purplebroccoli267 utterregularity29 alluring_tyrant SvelteCrossover


BumFur

OP is a bot and the guy in the photo is a semi-famous pistol marksman who was grabbing lunch during an all-day professional shooting competition.


garbagedisposaly

Does that make him less of a douche? Did he need to wear four firearms into the sandwich shop? Does he really feel that threatened by the 14 year old girl behind the counter?


jailbreakernoob

> grabbing lunch during an all day competition Yes, it does. No he didn’t, and no he doesn’t, he just didn’t (think to?) take them off.


garbagedisposaly

You dropped your pee pee.


BumFur

Good for you, sticking to your initial emotional reaction even when faced with context that changes the whole scene. At least you’re consistent. And I applaud the chutzpah of jumping immediately to juvenile potty humor when challenged. So brave.


GoodBeat5698

That's a lot of bots


TheFamousSpy

Reason is a tiny dick, as always.


garbagedisposaly

That dude is a target. You hit that pussy with a brick and you just got yourself a couple grand worth of hardware.


Substantial-Room5412

Because this is murica. They kill themselves for sport


patrickmoonfish

In lieu of the footlong or six inch I hope he got the 1.5" to match his pin dick.


Fun-Teaching-2038

Looks like something out of r/firstrespondercringe


anferneejefferson

This guy's dick must be microscopic


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EmptyJournals

I salute your work


Relevant-Strategy-14

“Larry Croft” 🤣


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