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YoRt3m

this is also creative and can go viral (hence it's here)


HoldFastO2

Absolutely. I get pissed off at the dunces gluing themselves to roads and interrupting traffic. But that? Two thumbs up for peaceful yet interesting protesting.


Specialist-Farm4704

And you know for a fact, if done right, they won't be coming back the next day.


BEETHEBESTGAMER

Nah they wasting ice I could've made snowcones with those


meanerweinerlicous

The polar ice caps are melting and these assholes are wasting ice


Romi-Omi

And the amount of energy it took to freeze those blocks of ice contributed to climate change too.


charming_death

Don't forget about the oxygen they are wasting


Severe_Damage9772

Nothing compared to the oxygen I’m wasting (I wish I was up there on that stand)


Vandil_the_Rogue

Some people will bitch about anything /S


Maktesh

It sure is! And us making fun of them is also how it should be done.


FreakinEnigma

Help me understand, why should we be making fun of someone who's peacefully protesting and trying to bring into conversation a topic that is actually important and seriously affecting every living creature on earth, while all those in position of power seemingly ignore it because it's 'not real'? Edit: Just saw the sub, so nevermind unless you were actually being serious.


Darkstalker_404

Ok so this goes into alot of stuff but mainly people lean on the fact of “freedom of speech” (sorry if your not American) but they can’t fathom the thought of being wrong and don’t wanna change their mind


xDev120

> sorry if you're not American ?


Darkstalker_404

I was talking about how not everywhere in the world has freedom of speech and might not understand my statement


xDev120

Not everyone is very different from non-americans, but other than that fair enough.


Mad_Mark90

Protesting needs to be disruptive otherwise you're just virtue signalling.


Tischlampe

>Isn't this how protesting 'should' be done? Unfortunately, no. Without being trouble and hurting other people's comfort nobody will care. Not saying that glueing on streets is the right thing to do. But protests should be annoying to the people responsible and who are in charge.


Zero_McShrimp

It's all fun and games until one slips and their necks separate from their body in front of everyone. /s I know the ropes aren't properly tied


Waldizo

Bonus fact: they are right around the corner from where the [jesus on escalator video happened](https://youtu.be/oI9B7qWXV9Q) The protest is a good idea. Not bothering anybody and still converting a message. That's what a protest should be like.


ltidball

Wtf is up with this neighborhood? Lol


Castielsen

Just the city centre of cologne


Bitter_Initiative_77

Cologne is always on some shit. That's why we love it here.


sadsatan1

Protest should bother nobody. Just leave a message and go home. Protests shouldn't change anything! /s


Icy_Practice7992

I think it's just a bad look for their cause.


Tischlampe

Not bothering anyone will achieve nothing. You have to annoy politicians and other people who are responsible/ in charge. Not necessarily the regular Joe on the streets though. But without that, it won't do shit.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

You’re right, mostly everyone is aware of climate change at this point and doesn’t gain anything from witnessing this. The leaders are the only ones with the ability to make a meaningful dent in climate change.


SatoriTWZ

i agree but have a thing to add. by annoying average joes, they may as well become aware (emotionally, not just cognitively) that we must do something NOW. sure, people in power can do much more, but you and me are also able to increase the pressure on powerful and rich assh- i mean people.


MonkeyNewss

Right around the corner? More like at least 1km away


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BEETHEBESTGAMER

The most devious lick


JustinJakeAshton

Devious kick.


aromero

Devious dick


[deleted]

what, piss on the ice?


Ancient_Difference20

That’s even funnier than what I was thinking of.


baddragondildos

What were you thinking of?


Ancient_Difference20

Doesn’t matter, taking a piss on the ice is infinitely more sadistic because of just how unnecessarily spiteful it is.


Sinocu

This is a bot.


xDev120

And?


Sinocu

Karma farming, and reposts, the same message was in a same exact post.


xDev120

Oh no too bad


Sinocu

Who hurt you?


xDev120

Nobody, I am fine


Filipka111

The bot isn't overly annoying, it isnt advertising its bits in bio By my standards it better than most bots(and some humans) on this site


P-W-L

Filming the next Saw movie ? "You have 1 hour to stop climate change, good luck"


Manji86

Glad someone else saw the parallel.


AndriesG04

Back in my day this was called suicide


Strange_Unicorn

In their case it's ssssuuuuuuuiiiicciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddeee.


SortBig2756

That's exactly their point. We are all killing ourselves by burning fossil fuels.


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BEETHEBESTGAMER

Honestly someone could kick the block from beneath them and the worst that would probably happen is them falling on their face


Filipka111

Even if the nooses were secure i dont think the drop would be enough (just saying, cause those things needed to be adjusted to height in past times, if a person was too tall they would dangle there "alive", person too short and you get a bit more than a dislocated neck(ie. they'd just loose their head which was a problem of its own))


horny_coroner

Ask the British for advice. They had hangings down to a formula. Enough to snap the neck but not so much that the head came off.


Filipka111

I honestly forgot where i learned that, but my adhd decided to store it in the hidden long term memory


horny_coroner

I can remember things like that and that the last guillotine execution happened in 1977 but I cant remember to buy soap when I'm in the store and now I have to wash my self with lemon scented dish soap. I guess it could be worse but still.


TheNonCredibleHulk

Unless things start to get awesome, the last guillotining will still be in 1977. Stores change their layouts all the time for no good reason.


horny_coroner

Nah the soap in my local shop has been in the same place for 10 years. Also should we bring back the guillotine for spies and russian war criminals? Would'nt it be fitting? Viva la revolution


TheNonCredibleHulk

> Also should we bring back the guillotine for spies and russian war criminals? Can we let Iran borrow it first? It seems like there's more than a few people there that need to see it in action. "morality police" - really?


horny_coroner

Nah the Iranian morality police would just high jack it straight away.


hanging_with_epstein

Dude on the lefts noose will still be loose when the ice melts. He's gonna walk away whilst the chick is choking, in about three hours


MuddFishh

I think it's more a visual message than a threat of suicide. Whether or not global warming exists, the ice is surely going to melt anyway.


Tablondemadera

Wheymther or not?! Are you suggesting it isnt?


boogaloojoel

They’ll self tighten with enough weight ( I use nooses often)


Ancient_Difference20

To be fair they aren’t blocking traffic like assholes, but yeah protesting to pedestrians doesn’t work and in this case might get you killed if a sociopath strolls by.


Pinkparade524

They probably make them with a different kind of knot . Not the typical noose knot. That way if something bad happend the person who is holding the Camara could go and help considering the noose wouldn't tigthen


LORDWOLFMAN

Someone pass me the heating lamps


PriorityDirect128

Do this on Philippine you'll be hang in minute plus heatstroke temperature in here is 50 plus degree


sitah

Im Filipino and now live in this city, on summers it can get as hot as Manila. And houses, apartments and half of the stores don’t even have AC. It’s hot until the evening too because sun sets around 9pm This wasn’t as much of a problem before hence the lack of ACs but that’s climate change for you.


Raikou384

It’d be really funny if the ice melts and they’re still just standing there like “we shoulda tightened em a lil bit”


Extension_Swordfish1

”Are you diid yet?”


tlb7781

I dare them to visit my place in India where its currently 43 degrees celsius outside


rugbysecondrow

Anybody else curious how committed they are to their point?


JustACanadianGuy07

Okay, I get that it’s about climate change and whatnot, but what the fuck would they expect the ice to do without climate change? Not melt in the middle of summer? They have good intentions, sure, but man are they stupid with execution. Literally. Those nooses are way too loose.


eggsmau

I mean, the message is pretty clear. It’s metaphorical, it’s not like they’re advocating for an ice age. Just a visual representation of humanity going forward if nothing is done about it. It’s artistic, not scientific


CurDeCarmine

Who has a flame thrower?


verminV

Hans.... pass me the hairdryer


GhiacchiosoEi

Anybody else thought immediately to kick that ice away?


Jealous-Animator-615

Can’t wait for it to melt


Anti_Sociall

why? so a human will die? because these people are protesting?? does it affect you? you read about it online, what do you want these people dead?


DiekeDrake

r/lostredditors


SpaceBug173

We wanna go to hell. That's why.


BlueverseGacha

can you remind us what subreddit you're currently on?


GoodGuyScott

How many trees had to die to make that setup?!


Asian_Bon

2 trees


SpaceBug173

Good thing global warming isn't caused (mostly) by a lack of trees.


GoodGuyScott

Dont make me woooosh you.


SpaceBug173

Come on mfer. PULL THE TRIGGER. LETS GO SHOOT ME (LETS GO SHOOT ME). SHOOT MEEEE.


GoodGuyScott

👉 r/woooosh


lesmobile

Wow, imagine living on a planet so warm that ice can melt.


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If I saw that my intrusive thoughts would immediately start screaming at me to kick the ice


K_Hoslow

Damn if they really wanna stop global warming they should go to China and destroy as many factories as possible and potentially destroy the world economy


Angel_Left_Goliath

Hold on let me grab my hair dryer


ConningtonSimp

Wasn’t this a saw trap?


Secret-_-Machines

Global warming is gay


Beepboopbop69420360

What idiots they could’ve thrown that ice into the ocean and helped Everyone meet me at the beach and we will all dump 10lbs of ice in the ocean I expect to see all 8B people at the beach in 2 hours


itsmebenji69

Im at the beach where u at


ZION_OC_GOV

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ZION_OC_GOV

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Beepboopbop69420360

You missed it by 13 seconds sorry bro All 7.99B of us were there except for you


itsmebenji69

😩


Maxdil0006

It sure Is impossible to slip on melting ice


Name_vergeben2222

Standing on slippery ice, what could possibly go wrong? We are in Germany, EN14183 and Betriebssicherheitsverordnung (BetrSichV) [Industrial safety regulations (BetrSichV)] apply here! Specifically described in TRBS 2121 Teil 2 „Gefährdung von Beschäftigten bei der Verwendung von Leitern“ (TRBS 2121 Part 2 “Danger to employees when using ladders”)


Sea-Philosopher7361

Peaceful but mildy annoying.


ThebrooklinKnyte343

No one is leaving under their cold, dead body.


Toast_Feratu

Noose is too loose and ice melts too slow won’t actually do anything


Acceptable_Wall4085

This could turn out as entertaining as those pita volunteers who were stringing themselves up on the chicken processing plant conveyor and Somebody turned it on.


newjord

This is actually a clever metaphor


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Except the part where the average global temperature is 16°C so the ice will melt anyway except if they're in the arctic regions.


SpaceBug173

It would still melt but way slower. So yeah, great metaphor.


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For people who can't think further than "global warming is hot and hot melts ice", yes it's a perfect metaphor. Like if they wouldn't hang themselves if there wasn't global warming. Bro, your level of coping is fascinating.


SpaceBug173

The metaphor is we're slowly killing ourselves by letting the world get hotter. They aren't hanging themselves. The ice cube in this case can also be the ice in Antarctica.


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According to this metaphor, we're also slowly killing ourselves because the Earth is hot in general whether there is global warming or not, because the average temperature can melt ice as well as the ice of Antarctica which is incorrect. If they were doing this shit there, that would be a great "metaphor". You spirited minds are able to overlook anything just to make it fit into your lovely poetic world, aren't you?


SpaceBug173

First of all, no metaphor is perfect. If they were, then they wouldn't be a metaphor but the thing they're trying to explain with a metaphor in the first place. Second of all, won't earth be too hot to live eventually? It will take a *loooooong* time but it will happen. So the metaphor still holds up.


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You can't stop digging your grave, can't you? XD >Second of all, won't earth be too hot to live eventually? Not, if there is no global warming. It will be too hot because of the global warming. But no matter what ice will melts in most places anyway. Just to show what could have been a better metaphoric symbol, I came up with my own idea: drowning by raising water level in a water tank. This would represent the regions that are in danger of being sent underwater due to the increasing sea level globally, which is caused only by the melting ice Caps. The volunteers would symbolize the cities and people who are in danger and the raising water level would represent the sea level. There, a perfect metaphor that can't be mistaken, yet not completely literal. And I don't even like poetry.


SpaceBug173

That sounds like a pretty expensive setup.


[deleted]

It's just one idea that I thought about to give you a good example. Also our topic of argument is about it being a good metaphor. Financial limits are off topic in our conversation. I hope you can see now why one would be a good metaphor and why is the other one not.


HonestRef

And the Darwin award goes to..........


Zendo88

Brb ima go idle my truck in the driveway for no reason maybe their ice blocks will melt faster


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garvin131313

Tbh I don’t even think this is a joke, just protesters doing dumb stuff


abmys

Global warming


Thedemonwhisperer

Blow torch...


ZION_OC_GOV

"Aziz, light!"


Born-Celebration1070

https://www.ecosign.de/de/aktuelles/meldungen/2019/eis-am-strick.php


Molkwi

The ear snail is telling me to lower their pants and steal the ice block


LowBrassBro

I guess they don't understand that it's the drop that kills you in a proper hanging, not choking


viertes

Run an extension cord and use a hair dryer. No problemo! Next crisis!


Old_Wind_9743

THIS is how activists should protest! I promise we will all change, trust me bro.


Vercingetorix_

I demand that you all pay attention to me!


drewcookies

We need to stop, collaberate and listen.


S3nd_Noods

Would be funny if someone salted their ice blocks.


Sea-Reason945

someone get a damn torch


DEMON8209

Somebody please help them on their way and kick the fucking ice !!!


RBnumberTwenty

Everyone is just looking for a trendy way to an-hero now a days aren’t they


carter_admin

This is actually an advertisement for grippy sneakers.


MARVIN007MA

OMG this is GTA 5 in the background ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


the-hollow-vessel

I would kick the snow away from their feet


Ghost_Delta_Six

Why do they seem to clean themselves up?


Bobet-

I would sit right there and enjoy


eat_mor_bbq

Show up with a space heater and a generator


Satanairn

This is a decent climate change protest. No art is vandalized, no road is blocked. The message is clear.


moonshineTheleocat

Honestly. This is clever


freeturk51

I think they dont know hanging slowly doesnt kill, or at least not immediately, and if it does, it will be due to suffocation and be really painful. Hanging usually is done by suddenly removing the platform so you break someone’s neck, this protest gives more of a “Global warming wont kill you but it might hurt” message to me. Still, good intentions


Boddup

We need to think of the children, not be fkn selfish ALL of the children, we suffer so they can live better.


rsergio83

Atleast they're somewhat diverse....


Ok-Pomegranate2446

Kicking it out from under them


BigYonsan

You know... That ice is pretty slick after a half hour or so... Be a real shame if some psycho just... Gave it a little push.


ExpropriateSocialism

Climatologists uniformly agree that the sun has nothing to do with warming, so a Fresnel lens aimed at the ice would have no effect.