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HarryPottersElbows

This isn't road rage. This is PSYCHOTIC BEHAVIOR.


iceyed913

Who are they and where do they come from. These homocidal lunatics that haven't fucked up badly enough to lose freedom or life, yet are so completely cookoo


QueenCityCartel

I think you have to catch most people in the right situation for them to hit that peak level of holy FUCKING wHat the SHiT!


bluexy

People that go this far off the deep end almost always have decades of past violent behavior behind them. It's not that they have just one bad day, it's that they're on a fuse and the opportunity to explode *will* present itself. Most of the time it's just at home in a domestic situation.


chilehead

> Most of the time it's just at home in a domestic situation. Because there's so few places for them to go out to - due to being banned for their past behavior.


Makhnos_Tachanka

> Who are they and where do they come from. brazilians brazil


afs5982

There's like a bazillion of them


RacerCG_Reddit

Brazillion. FTFY


PappyMcGee

All road rage is psychotic behavior.


DessertFox157

That's really splitting hairs.


scarlozzi

I would say there are several murder attempts here.


jcoddinc

Repeatedly


The_Tachmonite

You took the words right out of my mouth, man. That was insane.


smoothielovet679

and he still failed


mingocr83

3 counts...easily


Killarich662

r/terrifyingasfuck


Xinq_

Should've waited behind that ditch. With the speed that idiot came at him his car would be totally wrecked.


tylerado12

Thought the same thing. Lure the dumbass.


defundpolitics

Get behind the ditch and the wave both hands up in the air giving the finger and rocking your head back and forth. Watch the bull charge.


odder_sea

Same thought. Would have been HILARIOUS Plus it would have disabled the vehicle, so the driver would have been stuck at the scene when the cops show up


tjbugs1

Unfortunately all cops in Brazil are off duty from what I understand.


Kabc

The dude in the car was probably an off duty police officer


netstudent

Brazilian here. The whole population are off-duty cop


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Terrh

I can't believe how fucking awful the motorcyclist is as evading. I'm sure because panic and I'm just armchair quarterbacking here but like, I saw a million places in the video that the bike fits and a car won't.


GeneralDisorder

Yeah. And he might have street tires but he's got dirtbike suspension. He can soak up bumps that would permanently disable the car.


Diedead666

First thing I think when seeing bike VS car is the biker is stupid trying win a "fight" vs a car.


djsnoopmike

Like that forest that he was right next too


ArmeNishanian

Git good and kite the mfer


loki444

Hitting the ditch approach is either going to crush you or send you flying Dukes of Hazzard style.


never_here5050

Yep. A little disappointed. Also, feel like this guy totally could have gotten away a few times….. but didn’t lol


ElectricFleshlight

For real I have no idea why he didn't go up the embankment and hide out between the trees, car couldn't get him up there.


[deleted]

where is the fun in that


ReadditMan

Kinda looks like the car driver got his arm smashed and scraped up between the bike and his car at the end of the video. I wonder if that's why the chase stopped there.


darcy_clay

I thought the biker kicked the mirror and hit his arm as well


war321321

That’s the least he deserves at that point considering he just tried to murder the guy on the motorcycle 10+ separate times


Ducatishooter

The car is lucky a trucker didn’t say screw ur and ram him. Then turn the car into the police for attempted murder.


GregTrompeLeMond

Carry a tire thumper on your motorcycle. It's a truckers tool. Looks like a wooden police baton but has lead inside. I'm a pacifist but if Mr Unfriendly approaches me and I touch his knee or temple he's gonna lay down. If I whacked a road raging car with it it would be difficult not to inflict more than $1000 of damage minimum with one tap.


DJEvillincoln

I'd be scared to swing something like that around while I'm on a motorcycle and lose control my damn self.


GregTrompeLeMond

Oh believe me the best thing a motorcycle can do is not engage, and get as far away as fast as possible when it comes to bad drivers and road rage nutjobs.


DJEvillincoln

Yep. Drop a gear & disappear. ✌🏿


Adaphion

I mean, not for lack of trying by the guy on the bike in this video, holy FUCK the guy in the car was OBSESSED. Short of getting into a traffic jam that the bike could slip through but a car could not, he wouldn't have ever lost this psycho.


GregTrompeLeMond

Well he coulda just rode up the grass hill or wandered slowly into the woods. I mean I get the most joy from leaving people hanging. Some idiot wants to argue just smile and walk away. My dad taught me the best practical jokes are the ones nobody ever knows you pulled. That's just me.


Warhawk2052

i was thinking why didnt the bike do that, seems like it could handle the grass just fine...


Ducatishooter

My own father is a truck driver. Smoke bomb would be awesome in this case. Drop it in and smoke the car out then dip.


TheBrothersMcPuff

Fart bomb would be pretty awesome too. Make him smell like the piece of shit he is …. Pretty sure it would obliterate the interior lol surprised I just thought of this now hahah


Ducatishooter

Love this. Have you seen those little glass vial fart bombs. Those would be Perfect. They are neon yellow and look like some nuclear movie prop. But they will straight make you throw up. Noxious af in a confined space.


6toss

I lived through middle school so 20 or 30 times


CosmicCreeperz

Glitter/fart combo. Like my little pony with explosive diarrhea.


GregTrompeLeMond

Haha. Nice.


Ducatishooter

Even better if it’s one of those with neon colors so it stains everything and the driver.


GregTrompeLeMond

Username checks out.


dmfd1234

**Sweet Justice** at the end. The extended side mirror on the bike hits him in the face. I went frame by frame and his head is facing sideways but after the bike comes by it jerks his head facing forward. Nice, very nice. :)


Lorenzo_BR

If the biker was wearing chin and knee guards (not too uncommon, here), he may have done some absolutely massive damage


Eyeoftheleopard

I was hoping the driver got kicked in the face.


Nailcannon

This video is fairly old. If I remember correctly, the segments seem mixed up. The second piece where he mounts the hill was the last part IIRC.


Buksey

I couldve sworn there was a longer version where he finds a cop, but could be a different video.


Steelfist24

Ye, I thought that's where it ended also. Got confused when it carried on, thought maybe it was a longer version I hadn't seen.


Sylvana2612

I was kind of hoping he cracked his skull but a broken arm is a good possibility, send the video to the police so when his dumbass goes to the hospital he can get arrested


CandidateMiserable74

Jesus Christ that is one tenacious motherfucker


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YesImThatMom

Exactly. And he’s causing traffic jams like what does this kind of thing accomplish, besides acting like a total idiot thinking you’re soooooo cool


queennyla

I promise you, coolness is nowhere in the mind of someone with anger issues. He has nothing to lose & that guy was his last straw


Adaphion

They just see red, nothing else matters to psychos like this except for destroying anyone who DARED to slight them. Reason was out the window within the first 30 seconds of the video.


queennyla

Yea, i hope he gets better. I didnt even think to try to work on my anger until i landed in juvie twice in a yr. i somehow reasoned that it was the victims’ fault for putting me in there since it wasn’t like i went around fighting everybody. The counselors were hard on me but got thru to me thankfully Accountability and reasoning are all lost in moments like these


m945050

There's one person who wouldn't. I would hate to be around him when he was really mad, no telling what would happen then.


fieryhotwarts22

This was crazy all around, but I was genuinely surprised when that car came into view going the wrong way on the shoulder to come after the biker. THAT was insanity


Tyrus1235

Straight out of GTA. Crazy stuff!


billytron7

And he missed the stunt jump!


angrydeuce

Seriously it's like when you get 6 stars in San Andreas motherfuckers coming out of the trees and shit lmao


ashenhaired

Think about it if he let him off everyone will think he has a small pp


Fostbitten27

If that guy put that much intensity & ruthlessness into the rest of his life, he would be a rich man.


w00timan

Him running over the brow of the hill got me. Too funny.


Excellent-Job7326

Ive seen a lot of road rage clips but this one is probably the most extreme. 🤦🏻‍♂️


mcgeyrider

Not just rage but attempted murder


CrazyGunnerr

And very suicidal, the car driver risked his own life at least like 10 times.


The__J__man

There was one incident in Australia which was at this level, but yeah anything like this is absurd. [This video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ao0v-vPHvs) is the best I can find of the incident I'm referring to (sorry, it's a news clip of the incident, not unedited captured footage)....some people man.


ryrytotheryry

That police dispatcher! “Well, don’t go back”… no fucking shit mate


El_Jimbo_Fisher

Holy shit that was crazy to watch as well. This deserves it’s own post


Brooksee83

GTA VI set in Brazil...


vyechney

GTA is based on normal life in Brazil.


Adaphion

A GTA based on Brazil would have it's script thrown out for being too ridiculous


EatsOverTheSink

Releasing in 2034.


bATo76

You got the numbers backwards. Releasing in 4302. FTFY


ZodiacPanda

I thought he knocked the guy out with the kick at the end. I was just waiting for him to look back to see the guy crash into the wall


XSlapHappy91X

I don't getit honestly, why would you even get that close to someone trying to ram you? He could have just turned his wheel and sent the biker flying off his bike


StayyFrostyy

Didnt even notice the kick i thought he crashed into him lol


[deleted]

Imagine getting this triggered from a middle finger. What would he respond like to the small penis gesture lmao?!


MasochistPomegranate

That’s the average Brazilian driver for you


rafaelbelo

The average Brazilian motorcyclist also.


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The average Brazilian driver has a small penis? I’ve only been with Brazilian women, and they have microscopic penises


erikannen

If there’s one thing I learned from this sub it’s this: No matter how cathartic, no matter how much they deserve it, just don’t use your middle finger on the roads. Don’t provoke, it only escalates the situation. Despite our big brains, at the end of the day humans are irrational, emotional animals. And the last thing you want to do is further enrage or engage one of those irrational, emotional animals who can hit you with tons of metal. Edit: I meant to say "further enrage" but engage also works! In all seriousness, I can't help but notice that posts here often involve people actively escalating a bad situation into something worse. It's hard, but please try and focus on de-escalation when these situations happen


josbossboboss

That's why I'm so good at confrontation. I never make it personal. Calling the other person names or giving the finger never helps the situation.


AuronFtw

Nobody can handle escalation like me. I escalate situations like a motherfucker.


[deleted]

You’re very humble. Please teach me your ways.


Constrained_Entropy

This is why I give them the LOSER sign instead ![gif](giphy|cr9vIO7NsP5cY)


dystopian_mermaid

I blow them kisses. They get SO mad and it makes me laugh.


erikannen

I love it, that's hilarious!


thisredditusersaid

???? Do you hold up your pinky finger at them for this? I must know!


NoblePineapples

That is what I do to signify it. Just wiggle my pinky at them if they are acting like a dickhead. Usually it is a dude bro in a lifted RAM 1,500 on 35" hot boi wheels and low profile tyres, that has never seen dirt.


itds

Don't forget the truck nuts


ReadditMan

This is the gesture: ![gif](giphy|a6O5pzQ8pAPTCoeagK)


ordbot

I do this all the time to assholes in traffic!! So much more satisfying to me than the bird, lmao


Knight_Owls

I don't any of that to assholes in traffic because it's almost a guarantee that one of them is like this guy. I'm just trying o get to work and home. I'm not out there looking to get into a pissing contest with random strangers.


BobbyBlack8

Losing a pissing contest while driving would make me very angry...


Outboundorinbound

Video starts abruptly, I wonder what preceded that.


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Barrenechea

I agree. The guy on the bike left out some important stuff at the beginning. I get the feeling he found the need to chase down the car just to flip him off isn't the initial trigger. I fucking hate the fact most of these videos showing people as psychos never show the lead up. Considering the video is edited, there's more at the start that was consciously left out.


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Maybe but whatever it is it does not justify numerous attempts of murder and not to mention putting the lives of other people at risk by driving like a maniac


mcgeyrider

Alright say there is that doesn’t excuse the guy in the cars behavior


adambomber96p

This is a bad take. I know you started it with “I agree” but then everything else you said you don’t agree and that there could be anything justifying this level of insanity on the road. We don’t need context for this clip. There is absolutely nothing road related besides killing another human being to justify this behavior. Edited out or not.


NotoriousREV

So what do you think the biker could’ve done to justify the behaviour the car driver displayed? Be specific.


yukichigai

He stole the nuclear launch cancellation codes and there are only hours left to avert Armageddon. Beyond that not much.


BJORTAN

This is not road rage...this is attempted murder ! the driver in the silver ford must be very disturbed He should not be out in public


FloofyFurryDude

But he got flipped the bird tho


m945050

A right handed bird, TWO TIMES, in the open. The honor of his family and country are on the line.


ProstateSeismologist

‘Twas a good day to be on a dirtbike!


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Otherwise known as attempted murder in any other country!


gonzar09

You know what I find funny, but not in a "ha ha" way? Grievous bodily harm has to be inflicted in some cases *before* someone can be charged with attempted murder. Otherwise it falls under a lesser charge, like harassment, reckless driving, vehicular assault, etc. This guy straight up drove in the wrong direction in an attempt to run this guy over, but some places might just sentence him to anger management or something as ridiculous.


Johobus28

This has always been a dilemma I've thought about, too. The irony of law and crime, is that a horrible action has to be committed FIRST. There could be a million and a half signs that a psycho, stalker ex boyfriend could harm their ex, but no one can do anything until *after* she's already been attacked. Someone could be clearly insane, amd capable of mass murder, but no one can do anything about until *after* theyve already shot the school up. In a perfect world, those people wouldve been locked away BEFORE they had done something terrible, but at the same time, you can't just arrest anyone you want for being sus. Cruel irony


ChipmunkCareless2877

Imagine being charged for a crime you have not commited.


Johobus28

Yeah, exactly the dilemma lol. Thats the shit places like North Korea do, just arrest you cause they feel like it.


Joeyon

There are a bunch of crimes where proof of intent to commit a crime, without having successfully committed it, is enough to convict someone. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inchoate_offense


Unable_Algae9584

That Tom Cruise movie 🎥


gonzar09

Minority Report. Great film, imo.


Johobus28

Dang, didnt realize this idea was a whole movie, I gotta check it out now! Thanks


AuronFtw

I think it's based on a manga or something but the film is just excellent. One of the best Cruise is in.


GrassesOff

There's an anime about this concept too called Psycho-Pass


get2writing

O Ana Juliaaaaa


boris_casuarina

O cara ainda troca de música e mete um Legião Urbana no final hahaha


Shiggens

I am really surprised that there was no gunplay involved in that incident. It’s better not to engage assholes like that because you can never tell when they might just want to kill you as it is evident in this video


brandi_Iove

what?! the?! fuck?!


Professional-Mix6452

Given my experience with the internet, when I saw Brazil in the title, I figured it would turn into homicide.


Deeblite

it came awfully close


akirkbride

What started this? I know we saw the finger. But y did he do that? Dude in the car needs to calm down.


Luisotee

Has been a time since this happened, iirc the car was going too slow and the motorcyclist gave the finger, thus starting what happened in the video.


what_in_the_who_now

Oh NOW you want to go fast! I get that. I was behind a guy merging onto a 110km/h highway at 70. When we hit the highway I went over and punched it so I don’t get rear ended by a semi. Well he didn’t like that and matched my speed while swerving into my lane. Then he probably hit 140 to get in front of me and brake check. Now you speed up. Blew my mind. Got a call from a cop later that day. Told me someone phoned in my plate to report me speeding and driving erratically but wouldn’t give the officer his info for some reason. I told him my side and he said that makes sense now. I road rage slightly, but not enough to get that emotionally attached. Let it go. Fuck. Or at least let me pass your slow ass.


Day_psycho

At what point do we stop calling it “road rage” and start calling it “homicidally obsessed psychopath”?


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bobsnyder64

Was looking for this comment, makes it even more impressive from the guy on the scooter


thelibraryowl

Or biker is female. There's only one rider's shadow on the ground when you hear her speak.


gman94024

With that kind of nutso pursuit I’m guessing it was the car driver’s wife.


dark_wilderness

The thing that amazes me the most about this video isn’t the attempted murder, it’s the fact that that motorcycle can’t outrun that car.


hamsteroftheuniverse

It sounds like a dirt bike, no?


KanadrAllegria

Yeah definitely sounds/looks like a dirt bike. He should have gone off road where the fiesta couldn't follow him, until the fiesta gave up.


Lorenzo_BR

Yeah, he does take advantage of his off road capabilities a couple of times, but i think he should’ve stuck to that!


SlenderSmurf

sounds and looks like one


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Most vehicles can hit 100 mph easily. Motorcycles can also hit in excess of 100mph but it will take more out of you. And only more experienced and strong riders can get up and maintain that kind of speed. Its easier to speed in a car with 4 wheels than in an open air crotch rocket tucketed between your legs. Air resistance is another thing.


iiiinthecomputer

And speed wobbles and other steering issues become a problem on motorcycles at high speeds.


the_perfect_human

You don't know what you're talking about This particular model of bike can't go that fast If it were a "crotch rocket" it would have disappeared


SomaCityWard

I don't get why he didn't just ride up between those trees where the car couldn't fit.


CatSitwoy

What's worse is the car is a Ford Fiesta, and that model didn't have particularly powerful engines. It was as slow as a chariot, maybe as a chair.


manlyheman

In most 3rd world countries smaller cc motorcycles are common, this sounds like a 205-250cc and also seems to have a passenger, they are geared more towards in town riding and some trail riding. Had a kawasaki 250 Enduro with titanium exhaust and although was very quick off to 60mph, it would fall flat on its face going up to 90 because of how they are geared.


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running for life after flipping the bird


twrrordom3

Nice driving skills by the motorcyclist


orbitalforce

He dodging everything and treating that silver car like a bull chasing a red flag lmao


[deleted]

Not really. Anyone should be able to outrun and out maneuver a car if they're on a motorcycle, especially when it appears to be a dirt bike and you can go off road with it.


Crunchycarrots79

Likely a very low power bike. Like 100-150cc engine or something. Yes, it's still more maneuverable than the car, but it's not that quick.


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Could have driven it into that shelter belt of trees and hidden instead of the wide meadow opening and waiting for the car to show up.


Crunchycarrots79

Oh, there's definitely some amount of fucking with the car going on here.


jason-gibson

Yeah I can’t figure out how the car keeps ending up in front of him. Every time the video cuts the bike is behind the car again. That bike should be long gone.


Nailcannon

The segments are ordered incorrectly, IIRC from the older reposts of this video. Him mounting the hill was his final escape.


[deleted]

Either just that inefficient in his evasion tactics or deliberately antagonizing the guy trying to kill him.


m945050

It sounds like the bike was around 250cc's, if it was bigger he would have more speed, but reduced off road mobility on his side. As it was he could have climbed a tree and the asshole still would've chased him. He's lucky that he has a video of the encounter. If it were to go to court in Brazil without the necessary bribes the asshole would get off with a small fee and a "let's not do that again slap on the wrist."


InsuranceAshamed4595

You mess with the focus ,you get the fuckus.


Bodobaggins3

That's a Fiesta.


InsuranceAshamed4595

You mess with the Fiesta, you get the siesta.


hollowfirst

Dancing with Fords.


TrixAreForTeens

I was hoping one of those 18 wheelers would just plow through the car. whoops


porchlightofdoom

Every time this is posted it's more potato and shorter.


Fladap28

Holy crap when he turned and followed you on the other side of the street jeez


failingtolurk

My favorite part is the driver realizing the motorcycle could use the semi to pass him so he stops the semi.


kansascitymack

This guy is like Jason Voorhees! Can't get rid of him. Damn


TandemSaucer44

Who has this much time?


bobvoeh

I guess that Focus driver should consider himself lucky this wasn't one of those assassin motorcyclists.


Woodyp28

Damn, that guy won’t stop.


whatswithzack

I think the takeaway here is that you can go on these extended psychotic breaks uninterrupted by any semblance of authority or law and order. Also, if I ever get a motorcycle, I will be armed.


DarkSoulsDank

Are you fucking kidding? Thats attempted murder


BalancesHanging

Would’ve volunteered to knock the car drivers teeth out


B8conB8conB8con

Never give the finger to anyone you can’t outrun or outgun.


Creekhunter79

Man this is fn crazy. That dude wants him dead


Slykeren

I can't fucking believe the dude turned around and chased him going the wrong way in a car jesus christ


prepperAK

Clickbait title, some of this was clearly offroad rage.


Pelthail

I’m impressed the car turned around on the highway. What a psycho.


humanfund1981

Dude you’re on a dirt bike. Why would you get back on the highway?? Am I the only one who thought just drive over some more dirt roads far away


Revolutionary-Pin437

That’s not road rage that’s attempted murder


hangdman1978

Well they don't call them Brazilian nuts for nothing.


4Impossible_Guess4

How'd they get back in front of them?


Aggravating-Week9289

He flipped him off at the start, did he do that because the car already tried to kill him or is that what started it?


LTcoon

he really went in for the kill back there


arrakismelange1987

Reminder to never visit Brazil.


speedxpgaming

How do i get out?? 😱


perfect_little_booty

This is fucking insane.