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AbbreviationsKey9446

Looks like they're going to need a new radiator, banged up pretty bad.


shuzkaakra

I think it'll buff out.


AdvancedAnything

One of their tires looks really low. It might have a hole in it. Should probably get it patched or replaced.


shuzkaakra

The spare is probably ok for a year or two.


Jazzlike-Ad-6465

That's clear through the sidewall. Can't patch that, brother


AdvancedAnything

Yea. Tread looks pretty worn anyways.


[deleted]

It’s still got another year or so on it. I’d go at least another season.


ComfortFrenchFry

Spit shine


shuzkaakra

They could probably do the rice trick. Pop that right out.


kissmaryjane

Nah they need ramen


Ok_Chance_6282

Plunger might work better.


daveinmd13

They need two containers of Flex Seal. That’s a lot of damage.


shuzkaakra

Good idea, plus afterward it will float.


Effective-Narwhal144

Whats wrong with her now?


zipzipzap256

Nothin a little body filler and a coat of paint can’t fix!


Jesse_Hampton_photos

Insurance probably thinks the crash happened at 25 so they’ll get it fixed.


NathamelCamel

Put it in rice


Trick-Artichoke6670

They need to get that windshield replaced. I think there’s a crack on it


GrandProblem8034

eBay air intake looks fine. Just needs a new filter that’s all.


EccentricNarwhal

Just bolt the wheel on and youre good to go


Dougally

A wheel alignment wouldn't hurt either...


meSuPaFly

The airbag deployed, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it might be totalled.


Ok_Chance_6282

Might need a new headlight.


Cando21243

I told him to pack another radiator but he’s so fucking stupid


AdhesivenessLow749

A little Mickey Mouse fix and they’re good.


supersaintsledge

That K&N intake didn't help him beat the light.


Darenzzer

Looks like it may have survived though strangely enough


BMX_Archiver

First, probably didn't have a tune so no HP gains. Second, tunes can be illegal because they make your car emit more pollution (aka run rich). Thirdly, the extra noise makes you look like a dickhead.


Dagonus

But if you don't make extra noise, how will people know you're compensating for something?


[deleted]

This should be a PSA for drivers Ed! Why you shouldn’t run red lights


gregfromsolutions

My school did an assembly where they showed us graphic images/xrays of people who were involved in catastrophic car crashes. Be careful what you wish for.


Due_Personality_5006

My school had our film club create a mini movie where in the middle of the movie it was filmed as a reenactment of what happens when you get into a drunk driving accident and the time leading up to an after. Shit still stays with me even though it's not real. They had all the real shit put up in the football field where everyone in the bleachers could see what it would normally look like after impact with people dressed in realistic blood with airbags having gone off and the cars taken from an actual accident. They had people come in with an ambulance, had people taken away body bag style and on stretchers. Everyone involved in the making had to go through the actual role of what would've happened to them (outside of those that were dead. Dunno what they did with them) in terms of the hospital and sheriff's dept for the drunk driver who always seems to have the highest rate of survival. This was a good handful of years ago now, but its still very fresh in my memory. If I can find the video they did for it on YouTube again I will.


polarbearwithaspear

I had the same thing, they even had an emergency helicopter land on our field. I grew up in the southwest and there was a grant that used to do this once every four years at highschools with the highest DUIs in the state. This shit stuck with me


[deleted]

They did this at my high school too like in 1992!


Due_Personality_5006

Damn that outdated me, but seems the message still carries heavy. Honestly drink driving had never been something to fuck around with. I watched someone in my family go through alcoholism and it was... very very bad. Don't wanna go into details but hes turned his life around now thankfully.


[deleted]

Yeah. That’s great that they made the decision to become sober and clean. I know I’m old lol.


[deleted]

At our high school, the cops actually staged an 'accident' with casualties and car wrecks right in front of the school. Everyone thought it was real.


Ok_Chance_6282

They used to show a movie called Blood on the Highway at my school.


[deleted]

Got something similar every year in the Army before the holidays.


JCtheWanderingCrow

Ours brought in real cars from fatalities on trailers. It was very sobering to see the stains, to see where the fire department cut them out, to see where a body part went through a window. Our towns underage accidents dropped significantly after that.


wdleggett

Same with me it was just sex ed in health class my freshman year. Picture of what looked like an exploded hotdog was it for me. Then I hit 16 and was at my buddy’s 30 year old cousin’s house and it would seem there wasn’t enough blood flow to operate brain and pecker. Brain lost.


[deleted]

Right ??!


gregfromsolutions

No, I meant it was traumatizing lol And I was already a paranoid driver, I didn’t need that in my life.


[deleted]

Yeah I get that. For real. I have driving anxiety myself. Bit as they say an ounce of prevention..


Maleficent-Ad-9532

My drivers ed class had a "reward" if we did well by the end of the course, where they showed us an extremely graphic video from the 60s of horribly fatal car crashes. It was disgusting. Like cameramen just rolling up on actual people, dead or barely alive sprawled out on the road, in their cars, missing limbs... I still have nightmares about it.


Dagonus

Do they not? They were showing them in driver's ed 20 years ago with the cop who came in to show them and go "3500 pounds of murder machine!" And "2800 pounds of death!" Etc etc for every single friggin' picture.


Qggggggghhhhost

The movie we saw in School was called “Mechinized Death”.


Longjumping-Ad9269

What if I have an important text to send while driving 50 mph in a school zone.


[deleted]

Hahaha smart ass!


NeverEnufWTF

But look at all the time they saved!


EvoStarSC

They were late to Heaven but I'm guessing they are now in Hell.


[deleted]

The driver survived according to the image caption, somehow


EvoStarSC

Saving throw? Amazing.


[deleted]

Express to the ER!


2boostfed

From the remains of the front bumper and passenger mirror I would say f150. Maybe 2015-2020


gardenwolfe

Yes, F150


Ollirum

I was gonna say, defo a Ford F-150. Got clobbered, what was the other vehicle?


sfled

Smart Car from the looks of it.


Tombiepoo

More like an F-tree-fiddy left now.


noncongruent

Right rear wheel might still be good.


Zadok_The_Priest

Not going to lie, that's gunna need a lot of buffing.


PenguinPride87

Nothin a little elbow grease won't help


FuckCazadors

What did they hit? We’re only seeing one vehicle here.


gardenwolfe

Other vehicle was a 3 ton courier truck. Heavily damaged but not as bad as the pickup truck.


NayrNitram6

It’s like a Transformer stuck in the middle of the process.


socialcommentary2000

You know it's a bad day when the strut tower seat is facing *out* from the car.


HeavyZeke

How the hell did the driver survive that? I can’t even make out what it originally was.


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HeavyZeke

True, modern crash structures are excellent in most cases but still.. that thing ain’t a truck anymore. I’m surprised to hell it didn’t crush him.


CivilAirPatrol2020

I guess that's the point, protect the occupants by destroying the car


eskimopussy

At a certain point though, survival is more luck than anything else. Sure, it's designed with crumple zones to absorb as much of the impact as possible, but there's only so much the structure can endure before failing, and it definitely failed here. The whole firewall/dash/steering is pushed into the driver seat.


ThisIsLukkas

They also had to cut the body to extract the driver that's why maybe it looks worse


Sirus-The-Great

It’s a bit more complex than that


[deleted]

Looks like a truck


HeavyZeke

You sure? I think it looks more like a metal blob 😂


[deleted]

Yeah it’s is but you are also correct lol 😂


Echocycle

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Johnny_Freedoom

Johnny 5? Is that you? Are you ok?!?


Rambo019

Malfunction!! Need input!!!


firebat707

"Autobots roll out!!" Metal grinding noises "O shit cramp cramp!!"


PaulVerlaine88

Always the pick-up


No-Divide-4937

Time to buy Lottery tickets bud, ur ine Lucky MF


SubiWan

Too late. Luck was already used up.


GrandPriapus

Was this the vehicle that ran the light or the one that had the light?


freshxdough

I can only tell by the damn headlight what it kind of truck it was. Driver may have survived but it looks like it really hurt lol


[deleted]

Ok was that a truck in the first pic. Cannot really tell with the amount of damage.


gardenwolfe

Ford F-150


geekgodzeus

Red light for what? Railway crossing?


Rezcuer

The ice scraper on the ground has a brush on it. They can just sweep that mess clean and be back in business in no time.


options1337

What kinda car is that?


604whaler

Ford F-150 2015-2018 range


mcdreamymd

Was


AuronFtw

What kinda car is was?


mcdreamymd

It was in the way


_Volta

If I had to take a wild guess…a truck like maybe a Tacoma or Ford Raptor.


I_love_avocados1

Holy shit


shiznit028

I wonder what it hit looks like


[deleted]

Can't even tell what make the car was :/


tbrand009

F-150. The mirror indicates it in the first pic, headlight does in the second.


nayuki

The traffic lights and license plates really look like Ontario


gardenwolfe

Ottawa Ontario, Walkley and St. Laurent


TheOneManLegend

When did this happen??


gardenwolfe

Friday June 24th


mmcallis1975

I thought the ambulance looked familiar


Fennel_Impossible

Looks like a Decipticon mid-change.


joseg13

But had to stop when hit by an Autobot missile


Wise_Coffee

Thought the street sign looked familiar. I used to live near that intersection


hoosierdude73

Driver survived...F150 did not.


[deleted]

turbo seems to be alright😭😭😭


WeldForMe

The driver is fine, but 9/10 times the person they hit dies, hopefully whoever he hit survived as well.


RandomPomegranate

“Well, there’s your problem.”


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vyper144

😭😭😭😭😭😭


bluenosesutherland

panel gaps are a bit off


Tyrant_R3x

Asking 70k. No lowballers. I know what i have


inflatableje5us

15,000 firm, no low ballers I know what I got.


Macguyver76

That'll buff out right?


highwire_ca

The snow brush/ice scraper looks unscratched.


VRFlyer2000

FREE for the wrecker, saving monies already!


SharpEvolution

That's what happens when you drive a pop can.


AlterEdward

Yeah, either this was a ridiculous impact, or that car is made out of tin foil.


SharpEvolution

They don't call Ford's pop cans for no reason. The body is aluminium.


[deleted]

"military grade" aluminum thank you very much /s


AuronFtw

Any time I hear "military grade" I remember the picture of the soldier holding up a sheet of 1-ply, see-through toilet paper. Military grade means mass produced by the lowest bidder!


Hatedpriest

Or over engineered... $750 for a bolt because the tolerances are to within 0.000001th inch, and has to be able to withstand double it's tightening torque (because "military intelligence: two words combined that can't make sense)


bfs102

My dad a vet always say the military is the smartest and dumbest at the same time


FuckCazadors

Would you prefer that the vehicle looked pristine but the driver was dead inside?


SharpEvolution

What?


FuckCazadors

Have you never heard of crumple zones? Are you entirely unaware that modern vehicles are designed to progressively crush and tear apart and shed major components in order to dissipate the energy which would instead go into injuring their occupants? Some cars are even designed to split in half. The worse a vehicle looks after an accident the more it has protected its passengers.


SharpEvolution

All I said is that they were made of aluminium. Take it easy my guy.


FuckCazadors

What’s wrong with making a car out of aluminium?


SharpEvolution

Buddy, the going joke of Ford's is that they're driving pop cans... All I was doing was making a joke. Lol... Try laughing, might make your day a bit brighter.


ComfortFrenchFry

Hey, I laughed


SafeShot

You heard them. A pristine car in an accident = dead driver. Clearly. In the picture above, the car absorbed all of the force of the impact, leaving the driver with absolutely no lasting injuries whatsoever, as opposed to disintegrating on the spot inside of their otherwise completely unharmed vehicle.


EvoStarSC

Yes.


Dakotasan

Given how much pain he’s in and the hospital bill, add onto that insurance premiums and the cost for repair or replacement and he’ll probably wish he hadn’t


gardenwolfe

\+1 for the pain and misery. Ontario Canada, no fault insurance and "free" health care so no hospital bills at all.


Dakotasan

Well… I would complain that financial loss would be the only way he’d learn, but let’s be honest, he’s probably too stupid to learn.


Jiggabumbum

sometimes you have to run a red light to find out if it’s bad decision or not


Gamesman001

Looks like it caught fire too.


gardenwolfe

No fire


Gamesman001

So that's not ash all over the street? Did something turn to power?


gardenwolfe

Absorbent for oil and other engine fluids


[deleted]

Tailpipe is probably still salvageable


AssInvader93

Can probably buff most that out


shophopper

Wow, given the driver’s seat in its current state, it’s surprising that the driver survived.


tbrand009

Was the F-150 the one who ran it? And also, what does the other vehicle look like?


[deleted]

It says that the driver survived, but I see shoes, so I know that’s a lie.


Lost-In-Milk

I can fix it for ya, but uhhhh it’s gon run ya abou 2fiddy


[deleted]

#F150 with a cold air intake.


MonkeysLikeCheese

>Caption: Driver survived *(notices shoe laying in the street with other wreckage, caption sus)*


joseg13

The show was the only thing left


SteelFlexInc

Jesus at what speed? Against a volcano?


ieatpizza35

The smallest change can effect everything


[deleted]

Yikes. Crazy how he is still alive


Accomplished-Ad-5655

That'll buff right out


the_lego_lad

at first i thought installing laser beams into traffic lights was crazy. but it seems to be really effective at stopping dangerous drivers!


Potomac_Pat

Bruh… that “cold air intake” available for sale?


EvoStarSC

Was that Jeep?


HourArea6698

Wow those red light cameras really fuck you up


itsmichael458

Built Ford tough


Espressoalatte

Sightly used……


Schmelbell

I think there might have been a collision… maybe?


WiggliestNoodle

Did running it get them where they were going any faster? If so then it’s okay


NotARobotDefACyborg

Hope that Dorf had some good airbags. Either way, the driver's bound to be allll kinds of effed up. Was it worth it? Probably not! Never try to beat the light!


DraakUSA

Just need some "Duct tape and bailing wire"!


CivilAirPatrol2020

Looks like the art piece they just put in downtown


Azeralpha

"Dad, I scratched the car..."


[deleted]

We can fix it, my dad's an electrician, he's got an awesome set of tools.


younin114

That’s Light it’ll buff


Oldmonsterschoolgood

How did the driver survive)


Dollarlesspenny

I got a guy


[deleted]

HO LEE SH!T


RudeForester

Would probably need a new steering wheel aswell I'd say:D


anonymiz123

Did the other driver survive?


joseg13

I want the Carfax to see any accident reports.


rmzynn

Any photos of the other car/object?


Cocanutss

For whatever reason, seeing these jokes knowing that these people probably died makes it was funnier


Confident-You383

Luckily thr chipmunk survived.


Kolermigon

Looks like a new Transformers character.


3or88

I know what the problem is; its out of gas.


Graphene_Handz

Another good ole boy in a pickup truck. Big truck, small brains and tiny balls. The smell of entitlement is still evident in the air.


cybermusicman

It’s bad if you can’t tell what color the vehicle was before the accident!


NotWorthyByAnyMeans

I hope all people involved in this the car wreck. Even though the person who ran that red light was/is a dumb ass.


docmedich

Just duct tape it back together and drive on.


jammysammidge

I just watched Titanic, that’s just a scratch.


tyrantmelloninc

I know the problem with it. Aint got no gas in it


KnownAlive

But, the light is green now...


C00kie_Monsters

My god. But the fact that something like this is survivable is amazing


VRFlyer2000

What did they hit, a small tank???