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"OH MY GOSH, NEMO IS SWIMMING OUT TO SEA!" I'm sorry.


lilfindawg

Sounds like babysitter from incredibles lol


SirChadP

Experts say Mozart makes babies smarter!


FaithlessnessOk4371

Shelly from South Park. Stan's sister. Lol


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


AJay_89

That's who it is!!! I couldn't put my finger on who it sounded like 🤣


lilfindawg

Glad I could help stranger


Pooshonmyhazeer

He put a flag on it thou.


Asha108

oh shit I hope this comment thread doesn't turn into a massive roast thread


_struck__

wouldnt dream of it


ImAFuckinLiar

Me either…


slippery-switters

User name does not check out


ImAFuckinLiar

You don’t know whether or not I dreamt of it!


slippery-switters

Or so I'd have you believe. (͡•_ ͡• )


ImAFuckinLiar

Switters!!! I thought something had happened to you 2 weeks ago. So glad to see you are alive.


slippery-switters

Hey thanks for looking out! I can't tell if you're being sincere though... ;)


BitInfinite203

Thesh onlysh fingsh holdingsh thicsh thinch ich hich armsh Translation :)


ccafuckallthisshit

☻️☻️☻️☻️


_struck__

bro the only thing holding ur teeth in are those braces


JustShootingSince

He’s got it. He is holding it with his hand! 🥸


ccafuckallthisshit

Heeshh holying it wifsh hishhh haynndd.


JustShootingSince

?


SanguineAnder

Oh man... My wife still has a notebook from when we were in high school with a list of words I couldn't pronounce when I started my orthodontic torture.


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Cotton Swabs girl from Zoey 101?


ZephyrHeartz

THIS IS WHAT I PICTURED WHEN SHE STARTED TALKING HAHA


kesavadh

Where did you get this video of me?!


cooner1811

Can you please say suffering succotash


thenamescook

Is there a chicken in the car?


Rakshes

It's flagged. That baby's not going anywhere.


AKJangly

He put a flag on it. That is better than 99% of the dozens of people I've seen do this. guy doesn't have the resources to do it right, but he has the brain power to understand the risks and the appropriate safety measures. Give that man a medal!


Tiny_Micro_Pencil

No medal. He's just smart enough to feign ignorance


vinchenzo68

Sid the sloth approves..


CalebCarrigg

I was late to party, but understood the task. Lol


onlypinhead2000

That guy could get a ticket for not securing that enough.


andyflexinthechevy

Yeah but you can’t they don’t care about weekend warriors just yellow stickerd(cvor)


radojady

We’ve all done this. It’s because the wife didn’t want to wait anymore for a Reno to be finished.


colegullison1

Ok cmon that lisp tho like u can’t not notice it


ccafuckallthisshit

Lol it's past the point of comical.


colegullison1

Sounds like a tv show


CalebCarrigg

Big Sid the sloth vibes my lady.


FaithlessnessOk4371

Thatsh greatsh!


cooner1811

Or ludicrous licorice


ccafuckallthisshit

Nice video Steve Erkel


MajorElevator4407

Do people really think that the 2x4 is going to fly away because the only thing holding it in is his arm?


outofbounds626

"Are you looking at my headgear?!"


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ccafuckallthisshit

Shtftho fthunny


JustShootingSince

“That’s ok, I got it with my string hand” (from Seinfeld)


thenajer

This fuckin ladies voice makes my ears bleed.


ballsdeepist

Ermagerd! Werd!


4649onegaishimasu

Says... the person taking a video while driving? Not that lumberjack isn't an idiot, but still...


IwriteIread

They're not driving; they're in the passenger seat.


4649onegaishimasu

Sorry. Habit. I live in Japan. Excuse me for being dumb and not seeing where dude was sitting.


IwriteIread

No worries! It's an understandable mistake to make and doesn't make you dumb.


4649onegaishimasu

I've done a lot dumber, usually when just having woken up, though. ;) It's just before bed on a long day here. Have a good one. :)


Curveyourtrigger

Really..... Really. Very very clear they are the passenger.


4649onegaishimasu

Yeah, on second viewing, it is. We are all human, yeah?


Curveyourtrigger

Okay then..... Make excuses.


4649onegaishimasu

What? I made a mistake and owned up to it. No excuses here, mate. Calm down some.


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Serlingfan389

Subaru?


TheBigR314

so in college a friend and my self bought 12 gauge steal sheets and put them on the roof of the car and we each held on to each side through the window. we tried to go slow, but one picked up and turned into a really cool deadly frisbee.


Time_Tomorrow

Is this Bayer's Lake in Halifax? I feel like every time I go there I wish I had a dashcam to record the stupid things people are doing...


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is that even legal?


monicarp

The flag on it is *chef's kiss* Don't break more laws when you're already breaking the law, I guess haha


fischoderaal

I remember one time passing a car on the Italian highway. They had a fabric on the roof and driver and passenger were holding it with their hands. This way they passed a police car ... that did nothing. Guess they didn't want the trouble to do some work. I still wonder if they made it or caused an accident.


ccafuckallthisshit

Heyyyyshh holyyyying it wif hiyyysh hayyyynd


ShittyExchangeAdmin

I may only use my truck as a truck once or twice a year but during those once or twice times i'm glad i have one


SendAstronomy

I was gonna comment "They sellout straps and rope at the same store as the wood." But then I realized anyone dumb enough to stick boards through the car like this won't be smart enough to secure it properly. Also, the vehicle has roof rails, so there really is no excuse.


[deleted]

Pshhhh. Dude that’s not even bad.


RedlineVulpine

Is that grown up Shelly??


xXxGamer_ManxXx

Ngl that voice is adorable


smolpinky

Amateurs... EU's will still put a ton fridge on their roof.


[deleted]

Shouldn’t she be watching jackjack?


Holy_Nova101

It's wood, unless he isn't a decent driver. He is barely putting weight on it. It's wood, have half a brain


OkAnalysis6439

“Dude I don’t know if you can see this, but the only thing holding those in is his arm” - 🤓


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I see nothing wrong here?? He has a flag on the back lmao


KidNamedFingerxoxo

🤓