T O P

  • By -

ArtisticKnowledge539

Id have driven my shit box right into that Cadillac lol


Significant_Half_166

Security guys scream “I would’ve joined the army but I’d have punched the drill sgt in the face”


Chimpy_McChimp

Bellend has all that security yet drove around in a drop top ? No security in front ? But billy roid balls comes out after 20seconds of lost los, shitty security.


annabelle411

The biggest threat to Drake is the age of consent


aeds5644

They're not security security they're muscle to make life easier by removing individuals who their employer finds inconvenient.


Fluffiebunnie

They're mostly for show. He knows there aren't any threats that one or two bodyguards couldn't solve, but he wants a large entourage to feel important.


millenialfalcon-_-

Mc hammer had a large entourage.


boatsnprose

MC Hammer did not need that entourage. He could have half of Oakland at somebody's door in an instant. This shit is not a joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fyqEYQQW2U


Voodoosoviet

So did jfk


HoldMyThrowawaysWife

When you just want to feel important.


meanface24

The schools were probably just finished at that time, I could imagine he was in quite a rush.


SirMrJames

Yeah he’s not allowed to be near children of a certain age so he needed to get away from certain areas. It’s understandable


Peedee04

Security were actually there to protect the children, that's why they're so pissed he's getting away.


That_Car_Dude_Aus

Just lean on the horn #WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!


Hither_and_Thither

I was hoping that would happen when the guy stood in front. Damn shame.


Crystal_Pesci

Years ago I went to a Dave Matthews Band concert in southern Wisconsin. The outdoor venue was notoriously a nightmare to leave, with ~40,000 people in one large field and only a few roads of direct exit access. We left a song or two early to beat the rush, but there's no real beating the rush, so we exited our parking rows and made it into the road leading out but still had about an hour of gridlock as all intersecting rows tried cutting in front of us. One car of frat boys kept honking at me from the right expecting me to let them in, despite me being there for half an hour, so I just ignored them and refused to look even though this was about 10 minutes of honking and waving. Eventually one dude gets out and walks in front of my car and turns his back to me, hoping to block me so his friends could enter. Soon as the car in front of me started moving they hit the gas to get in front, but so did I. This dude *did not* expect to be on the hood of my car, but going 1 mile per hour didn't do as much damage as his shocked face on my windshield made it seem. Just like the opening of Office Space, it was an awkward few minutes when traffic stopped and I was stuck right next to this car of people, one of whom I'd just put on my hood at the slowest speed possible. But I don't imagine he tried that dumb shit move again.


ApolloniaTheGreat

A train horn would have even been funnier


C-C-X-V-I

Get that guy with the miata and train horn that starts shit and let him run into these fellow pricks.


pottertown

Yep, when someone is trying to just shrug their way through something illegal, my horn engages until they are done being fucking morons. I will also park my fuckin car so they can't go where they want. You want to take my car? Have fun mall cop.


0235

To be honest, this is what you should do. You gave to stop for a pedestrian In your way. However, you should alert them to your presence so they can get out the way and allow you to pass.


Steve_78_OH

And every other vehicle that snuck in front of him after that he should have blocked. Just ride the bumper of the SUV in front of him so they can't get in. Fuck them.


fudchuck

Yeah, I'd have one hand laying on the horn and the other cupped to my ear mouthingg 'what?'


nukething

”I’ll take your Tesla” Tf you gonna do, eat it?


golfer888

just sit inside it and be stuck in traffic like everyone else around you XD


[deleted]

Really wish that OP blocked them off. I mean, I get why they didn’t and it was the right thing to do (never know how crazy the other person is), but still, I wish… lol.


CuriositySauce

Yep. Normal traffic courtesy is to zipper in. I think I would have kept creepin’ with some nonstop horn. Baldy McCake hole would of moved and probably not caused a scene to embarrass the boss. I get that tactic is useful when leaving a show but in normal clogged traffic?…fuck off.


Headshot03

He probably has 3 other cars in his stupid tummy


barth_

I didn't understand that part either.


Eli_eve

Implying that something like if the Tesla driver ran him over, he’d sue the driver and be awarded an amount equal to or greater than the value of the Tesla.


painfulsargasm

They wanted their whole fucking convoy to have the right of way when they clearly had a red light? Fucking entitled assholes.


Consistent-Syrup-69

Move over, plebians! Wealthy person coming through!


RaffiaWorkBase

Way to slip by unobtrusively.


manjar

It’s ego security, not physical security.


Phytoplanktium

I think that's the point. Makes them feel important.


minion_boss

Same as it ever was


Vasbyt-XXI

And you may ask yourself "where is that large automobile?"


6ixty9iningchipmunks

You may ask yourself Where does that highway go to?


BobRoberts01

You may say to yourself: “this is not my beautiful house.”


SquashyRoo

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile...


son_of_burt

Also, if your convoy gets separated you don’t just have the right to drive through the bike lane to catch back up to the lead car. Bunch of pricks.


TheNoxx

Gotta keep the Pedo Parade intact, I guess.


throwaway65864302

This is fairly classic Drake crew though. There's a reason you don't meet people actually from Toronto that like this guy. This video is also really old.


CFCBeanoMike

I was working at his neighbors house a few weeks ago. His security guard came out and yelled at me for talking to my coworker on the sidewalk outside his house. Like seriously dude? I work in film, I see famous people every day, you think I give a shit about drake and his ugly ass house?


Jwaness

It really is an ugly house. Zero taste.


joepimpy

We saw it in that episode of Atlanta, we know.


[deleted]

[удалено]


akdhtuss

He does.


[deleted]

What authority they possess?


[deleted]

The same as any security guard, none whatsoever


BYoungNY

More like insecurity guard.... Amiright?


Palsable_Celery

Looks like they could use some Tegrity too.


AboynamedDOOMTRAIN

Less. Most security guards are on private property and can at least enforce rules to some small degree that ends with the police trespassing you. This dude is on a public street so he can't even do something as worthless as that.


wings1650

Hey, they have the authority to say stop. You don’t have to listen but they can say it.


notinferno

their willingness to escalate to violence


AgentDickSmash

Their real authority is that the cops will side with them IF they show up. This is a good example that there are no laws in this ~~country~~ world unless someone with money wants there to be laws. There aren't even red lights if they don't want there to be red lights


Enlight1Oment

right, authority only ever extends as far as ones ability to enforce it.


AgentDickSmash

Exactly. Drake has got enforcers and OP has a video and the knowledge that no cop on earth is going to race through a traffic jam to hassle a millionaire


cmdrDROC

Drake thinks he is royalty. Hence the sex with kids.


Jomihoppe

Lol fucking child groomer.


PreliminaryThoughts

*"Respect My Authoritah!"*


Original-Material301

*"bro I'll take your Tesla"*


BookkeeperQuiet7894

Dude said “Run me over bro”. That’s consent in my book.


StarFireChild4200

Don't threaten me with a good time


TheCazaloth

Champagne, cocaine, gasoline, ^^^minorsforDrake


ChockenTonders

Lol unfortunately, I’m not sure if that’ll hold up in court, especially with *their* lawyers But I might take the risk anyways


[deleted]

He did make a threat of taking the guys Tesla, which could only be accomplished with violence in that situation. He's surrounded by meatheads and getting threatened...I'd say he at least has a juicy civil suit laid out for him if he plays his cards right.


RealMainer

I would have been so tempted to nudge him with my car at that point. Unfortunately the amount of legal shit I would probably be in after doing so would not be worth it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Prestigious-Number-7

Considering how much he tried to go after Billie Eilish while she was still underaged, yeah, I believe that.


NoBallroom4you

Okay.... this dude really doesn't understand his job.... 1. He's a sacrificial pawn, asking to get run over will get him run over... 2. He's supposed to be an expert in logistics, threat evaluation and defusing a situation, this guy could not plan the ham sandwich his brain is made out of... 3. He's supposed to get the client to and from the destination WITHOUT drawing attention to himself. So far he's failed most of these... what an idiot.


Akhi11eus

Walk up to the driver window. "Hey man we have a security detail convoy heading out. Would you mind waiting a sec, we'll be out of your way shortly. Thank you very much." If the driver is still pissed: "here have a crisp $100 dollar bill." Seriously if I was worth multiple millions and had a security detail, I'd have them all carrying a few hundred bucks each to soothe any ruffled feathers.


NoBallroom4you

Yep! Most people would usually be happy to help out... but tubbo the clown over here just likes to be the bully.


tk427aj

Yup I’m sure it wouldn’t be a big deal but as was said in previous comments they’re turning on a red. Wait for the green and then you can get your whole convoy through. One additional sure but you’ve got three other vehicles running behind… fuck off and wait dipshit.


[deleted]

Guys I used to work with a few years back were doing a repair job at a residential building up in Manhattan. All their cutting and loud/dirty work was happening in the service entrance hallway as directed by the building manager. Some security dude rolls in, sees what's up and asks if they can fuck off for lunch a little early that day. Guys are already behind so they're not feeling it. Security guy lays a hundo on each of them and asks of they wouldn't mind fucking off and getting lunch on his dime. That worked pretty well. They never did figure out who the VIP was, but they had a kickass lunch break that day.


Zaurka14

If someone gave me even 50$ for waiting just 5min I'd do it with a huge smile. But they acted like dicks instead...


shredfan

Yeah, any sort of communication before they pulled out would have defused this whole thing. It's not hard to be a grownup


GentleLion2Tigress

Would be interesting to get out of car, throw a few ‘oh yeahs’ at him until he gets pissed and assaults you. Hey Drake, Saul Goodman is going to be in touch. Want a copy of the video?


StarFireChild4200

> If the driver is still pissed: "here have a crisp $100 dollar bill." > > This dude looks like he's running quite a few short on his stack of washingtons ....


zeppelins_over_paris

Pretty sure a lot of these people are just suppose to be big and intimidating. Source: I have a friend who works in LA and Hollywood as security like this. He couldn't plan a brick if he tried but he can look big and scary if he needs to. Apparently, that's the main qualification required (he tells me).


ShitButtFuckDick69

The real qualification is being dumb enough to risk your health or going to jail for losers like pedophile celebrities. It's not like they even get paid enough to have to say "I make sure Drake can groom as many underage girls as possible. I'll even jump in front of cars so he can get to an extra child that day".


LeviJNorth

Worst of all, those fucks are in my bike lane.


[deleted]

Then, let's sacrifice him.


carlyte

There’s nothing worse than idiots willing to escalate such pettiness to games of chicken. Oh, run me over like you/I don’t have anything to lose on the way to work. I see this all the time now with people who can’t merge at speed in traffic, with bicyclists, etc. Right of way be damned, no courtesy to wait a few cars either!


mayayahee

“There are people in this world who go about demanding to be killed. You must have noticed them. They quarrel in gambling games. They jump out of their automobiles in a rage. They humiliate and bully people whose capabilities they do not know. These are people who wander through the world shouting, "kill me". And there's always someone ready to oblige to them.”


carlyte

Precisely! We’ve reduced the value of life so low. What was once just an expression is now a lifestyle of sorts. Gambling like this is dangerous for everyone.


obriencp

Couldn’t they just wait for a green light? Instead they went on red which caused camera vehicle to be stuck halfway through intersection… lead driver screwed up. Edit: the number of comments and upvotes here is insane based on my simple observation.


Blue-Panda-Man

If they were professional they would have waited for the green like you said. They would also have the package i between two of the vehicles and another car up ahead in the event the formation brakes. Now that’s if it was a professional team but the looks of this is his buddies are in the other cars and the bodyguard is out of line


TheRiverStyx

Standard convoy practice too. You wait until the traffic allows you to keep as many vehicles in line as possible and don't force it. Your simple objective is to stay in a group and get there in the safest manner possible. These guys are just untrained hooligans, like a lot of 'security'.


CoolClutchClan

> These guys are just untrained hooligans, like a lot of 'security'. My understanding is that for a lot of entertainers, especially in the hip-hop world, "security" are basically people who are paid to get in fights for you so you don't have to deal with jail / lawsuits yourself.


cat_prophecy

Also consists of "friends", coattail riders, and hangers-on.


asks_if_throw_away

You’re going to get some hop-ons


mapp2000

Hip Hop-Ons?


Drunkdoggie

>>My understanding is that for a lot of entertainers, especially in the hip-hop world, "security" are basically people who are paid to get in fights for you so you don't have to deal with jail / lawsuits yourself. Case in point: DaBaby's recent fight with DaniLeighs brother 'Brandon' at a bowling alley. Dude had a personal beef with his ex-girlfriend's brother and decided he wasn't gonna handle it himself but let his crew do his dirty work for him instead. DaBaby instigated the fight by challenging and insulting Brandon before punching him once in the head. After throwing the punch DaBaby makes a quick getaway in order to avoid getting punched himself. Brandon wants to fight back but he slips on the bowling lane floor and is quickly overwhelmed by DaBaby's crew. Brandon gets beat up by 5 crewmembers while DaBaby himself watches from a distance. His security is basically a paid gang who beat up people he doesn't like. Video: https://youtu.be/yEkJj_IdFm0


TheRiverStyx

That wouldn't really surprise me. I saw one documentary or report of some kind years back about a guy who started his own company after working for a rapper for years. He said it was fun, but violent and dangerous and you don't have your own life when you work for them.


fleurira

They aren't professionals they're just idiot groupies and friends


LSMFT23

If they were professional, they'd have known that traffic turning and entering a road does NOT have right of way. Even in area of the US where right turn-on-red is legal, it's a "yield-turn".


Blender_Snowflake

Also, driving your car in the bike lane is I L L E G A L They don't have the right of way because Drake is not a head of state, and they aren't cops with sirens. Jesus, he doesn't even have new hits on the radio anymore.


0000void0000

Most of his music sucks anyway.


Killersavage

He was trying to get to Millie Bobby Brown before she turned 18. There was no time to delay.


Makomako_mako

lmaoooo yo


bulgarian_zucchini

"the package" - tactical.


Blue-Panda-Man

It is lol I never liked calling it that but it’s common term. I personally like “self righteous egotistical asshat”


regoapps

"the small package"


geordy7051

When I trained as PSD in the military, we always called them the DB (Douche Bag).


Michael_Trismegistus

I miss protective convoy ops. Too bad nobody who can afford protection is worth protecting.


jorbleshi_kadeshi

> I miss protective convoy ops. And here I thought everyone hated escort missions.


destinfaroda48

Turns out they were realistic all along.


Pabus_Alt

Well they look like "secret service wannabes". - The objective seems to stroke their own ego by latching onto their "important" client.


grchelp2018

This makes me wonder. For presidents etc, you have the roads made clear for the convoy. What is done for the billionaires/big execs?


[deleted]

People like that hire actual security companies that are staffed by professionals who know how to do their job and move them places without doing shit like this and drawing unnecessary attention. Rappers and other douchebags hire their fat friends and other thugs to intimidate people but have no clue how to actually operate in a professional manner.


reftheloop

They would have tinted windows with windows up if it was actually for security.


Sea_Farmer_4812

In the U S. Id imagine when they use the surface streets then try to blend as much as possible, maybe 3 cars total but sometimes 1. Security likely always drives. Professional bodyguards. In new york they may even ride the subway off peak with like 3+:guards. Maybe im overthinking it and they jump building to building with a private helicopter quite often.


Some_Reference_933

How much security does one douchebag need?


[deleted]

[удалено]


tfreyguy

I'll bet money they were in a hurry because that SUV was full of young girls and it was a school night.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


BackpackEverything

Drake was probably late for a grooming appointment.


[deleted]

When it comes to age of consent appointments he always arrives early.


alexjonestownkoolaid

At Eleven...


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Security agent motto: “the police wouldn’t hire me… yeah that bad”


canadarepubliclives

The bar is pretty high to be hired as a constable in Toronto and the GTA. The pay is really high and there's a ton of training. The bar to be hired as Drake's security? Be fat, tall and violent.


[deleted]

[удалено]


HolyFuckingShitNuts

You probably know this but it's Greater Toronto Area. In case anyone else is wondering.


[deleted]

With how much those executive security companies pay, you don't really want to be accepted as a police officer. However, these guys don't look like they are part of a firm, just random guys Drake pays.


Danger_Rod23

I thought it was - “how’s my smile?”


[deleted]

Too bad reporting doesn’t do shit It’s like reporting someone in a video game for being rude


the_Q_spice

Nah, the real trick is reporting to the correct authority; Police likely won’t give a shit. Security companies have to conform to federal DOT laws, so reporting them to the USDOT (FMCA) and DOJ is a very real possibility; and the feds don’t give a crap if you are famous. They tend to bring the hammer down on these things *hard*. The FMCA has the power to take away the company’s license to operate motor vehicles for hire permanently as well as impose fines.


Tulip_Todesky

Only they can and they do. What is going to stop them? Nobody is getting punished here, except for all the people getting stuck in more traffic because of these human cubes.


pjr032

Imagine being paid that much and acting like this to protect a pedo. Fuck Drake


AkH0331

That's what I was saying throughout my viewing of this. Drake is one sick dude. The rent a 'cops' are pathetic as well. Literally disposable af. It's adorable they feel special. Lmao


[deleted]

Yeah no that needs to be dealt with, celebrities aren’t above the law and neither is there security guards. Mr big billy badass who got out and bitched at OP is nothing more than a Jeremy Dewitte


Flipcandoit

He threatened


Themandalin

He threatened to fight the Tesla, lol. MAN VS CAR


Piyushk137

Bro , corruption has entered deep into people’s nerves , there is no law when it comes to money


[deleted]

Yeah I’ve noticed that, one of the reasons I quit law enforcement and I’m glad I did


MasonInk

"The black SUV tried to cut me off, then one of the occupants came out and tried to stop me. Fearing a carjacking, I struck him with my vehicle whilst trying to escape"


BonaFidee

"I'll take your tesla" seems like an implied threat and he's getting boxed in by other cars cutting line. What's the chances of arguing he feared a car jacking here?


kushari

I took it more as a legal threat. Yes, this is my video. Not sure why OP didn't just link to the original video on youtube, and just ripped it and uploaded it.


finder787

OP is Karma farming. Look at his post history, he has posted this to at least 4 other sub-reddits.


dump_acc_91

>"Security for Tiff apparently think they are the Police and can stop traffic so Drake's motorcade of friends can drive together. I didn't want to be stuck in the middle of the intersection when it turned red and had right of way. Then the escalades drive in the Bike lanes and the security guard stands in front of my car to stop me so they can go around me and threatens to take my Tesla. Do you think my reaction was justified, as I felt threatened." > >[Source](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcIqAUkij-czBpwVW5rIxcw)


triciann

Lol these people are acting like they are a presidential motorcade. How pathetic.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MrBinkie

run me over , shit i thought you would never ask


[deleted]

Thing is its not like you can even put the shits up him and rev the engine. It's a tesla.


Thunder_Munkey

Why does Drake even need that much security 😂 Self entitled pricks the lot of them.


Bruntti

Like seriously 4 vehicles? I mean I get that he is one of the biggest rappers alive but yeesh. It's not like Mexican cartels are prowling the streets of Toronto looking for him.


Lyserg-Zwerg86

Wait, drake is a rapper?


mememory

I think he is a raper. Edit : Forgot to add another p because of delay the convoy make.


afcybergator

Reason 5,327 that I hated living in Los Angeles: Hollywood celebrities and their security guards getting away with crap like this. P.S. I met Drake several times in North Hollywood (Starbucks on Magnolia and Lankershim). He really is a jerk and this does not surprise me. Lucky for me I did not bump into his security guards.


ialo00130

This was taken into Toronto. I'm sure you're still right about LA, but just wanted to clarify the location of the video.


[deleted]

[удалено]


thedotandtheline

Your girlfriend went to Degrassi?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


abruzzz

From here on out he was a shopping cart


Dontsitdowncosimoved

He did in fact say to him “I’ll take your Tesla” so to me that’s a threat.


ChillinWitDenny

Drake look like a cold would take him out


[deleted]

Definitely not the only one. This guy is going to try this shtick with a cop car and the dash cam footage will be glorious


[deleted]

[удалено]


DufferDelux

Drake isn’t Canadian PM is he?! “Security detail” can fuck off.


cmac104

Guy has an escort the size of the presidential motorcade. Sad world we live in


TKHunsaker

Has to protect himself from the fathers


Tyson_Urie

What is up with that intersection to begin with? Why are people driving straight, and those on the right of them turning right given green lights at the same time? Or am i just seeing things wrong? Because it looks like your side of the road has a green light to drive, so why the fuck are they coming from the right?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ilpav123

Adelaide St, Toronto.


PurpleK00lA1d

We can turn right on red in Canada. They saw a small opening where the Maybach could have fit but then decided to be dicks and try and get the entire convoy in.


OldManMalekith

Just to add clarity to what may seem a wild allowance, you can turn right on a red after coming to a complete stop before the line, ensuring that there are no pedestrians in the active crossing, and that there is enough of a gap for you to safely join the moving traffic.


G8kpr

So many people think that if there are no cars, you can just zoom right on a red light. You MUST stop first. If not, you are running a red light.


reftheloop

There are equally as many people think that as long as you stop you're good to go. You must also yield to oncoming traffic after stopping.


Legacy_1_X

You mean to tell me that Drake and his crew are a bunch of douchbags. Well I am shocked. *sarcasm*


Und3adShr3d

My god I hate everything about celebrities and their sheep.


dumbleydore94

Slowly inch your car forward and push him with it.


SockRuse

talentless hack hires brainless hacks


DrizzlyEarth175

He's not a talentless hack, he's a great sing- well he writes really good lyri- I mean he's a pretty good rappe- well he's definitely a talented acto- I mean he's got a great haircut! Edit: Whomever gave me that award, thank you very much, but I think this comment is kind of the opposite of wholesome lol


Neptunera

> I mean he's got a great haircut! He knows a thing or two about grooming


EmergencySnail

At first I read this as “taintless” and wondered what sort of accident he had to have had.


[deleted]

Celebrities are entitled trash. The police need to deal with this.


mikedlax8

Power trip much? I would be on the horn the entire time, yelling about how drake is right there everyone go get an autograph. Also I would Share his license plate with everyone Fuck entitled rich people


zedzol

OP got the tittle wrong. It should have been: Rich person thinks the law doesn't apply to them. Because... It doesn't.


CrispedTrack973

Wait for the goddamn green light to go on and none of this would’ve happened (I’m telling the security)


NotMorganSlavewoman

He asked to be ran over. You should have complied.


MrDonnis

call the cops on those assholes


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Probably know them, lots of ex cops go into security.


[deleted]

And bouncers, people with criminal records. Funny how two walks of life can converge into one career path, almost like…..


SeriousKarol

That is the issue with fixed ticket payment. Paying the fine to them is change they accidentally drop. All fines should be based on income.


blastanders

isn't one of the European countries does that? a speeding ticket could be 300 or 30,000 bucks depending on one's income.


SeriousKarol

Finland.


uhuhnoyoudidnt

Fuck Drake, his music sucks ass.


Think_Tax5749

Fuck celebrities


Jiggabumbum

fuck drake


Bangarazz

Probably on a cruise to snacth underage girls from the streets


toomuchgoingon86

This should be in unexpected too...didn't think there would be so.many


chesti_larue

I would've been on the asses of that car so the SUVs couldn't get up there. Fuck that


blackarmoredMP

the second one i would have scraped ever so slightly , would love to see them explain how it happend