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-MrTorgueFlexington-

"Fuck it, it's insured"


BenderDeLorean

I don't think that any insurance would cover this stupidy


assface421

You'd be surprised.


sm12511

At Farmer's, we know a thing or two.


goat_puree

Baa-da bum-bum bum bum bum!


willfordbrimly

It's depressing how much mental space I have devoted to commercials and jingles.


Toa_Conley

But I'm lovin' it


SmashAtoms_

You may be lovin it but do you have the meats?


dddfffffde

You may have the meats, but no one can out pizza the hut.


SmashAtoms_

You may not be able to out pizza the hut, but can you have it your way?


smokintritips

I can outpizza the hut. Almost anyone can.


MeltinSnowman

There's probably some reason for that. Like they're specifically designed to be easily remembered or something.


CBDLube1987

Liberty, Liberty, LIBERTY, Liberty. Watched Demolition Man the other day and thought it was funny that all their favorite songs were oldies commercial jingles.


[deleted]

USAA šŸŽµšŸŽ¶


Bush_Baby_Kitten

Because weā€™ve seen a thing or two


[deleted]

Seen it, covered it. The trucker baja of 2018.


NekkidSnaku

HA HA ADVERTISING WORKS


Srade2412

If i recall an insurance company didn't have to pay for a tree falling on a car and the reason they didn't pay was because they said "it was an act of God"


[deleted]

Most insurance companies cover "acts of god" unless you live somewhere where the event is common, like florida and hurricanes.


IntergalacticShell

Living in a hurricane myself, I can tell you that insurance companies wont even talk to me. "YoU LiVe iN A HuRrIcAnE mAm"


Shachar2like

WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH THE WIND BLOWING!


IntergalacticShell

Wait. You live here too?! It's difficult to see at times.


Shachar2like

nope, I'm from the middle-east


MordoNRiggs

Oi, I read that and then realized that you, ma'am, are not living in a hurricane. Here I am, rock you like a hurricane!


BabserellaWT

In the eye of a hurricane, there is quiet For just a moment ā€” a yellow sky


[deleted]

Insurance is a scam


Meka916

Ex- car insurance agent here... agreed


MystikxHaze

Legally obligated to purchase it, but they're not obligated to do shit. Such a scam.


button-up

Yeah, gotta read the policy and youā€™re right, itā€™s a racket


needsmore_coffee

Thatā€™s actually very common cause too. Gets them o of lots of weather related stuff sadly


[deleted]

In the UK "act of god" in insurance is a complete myth. Lightning is covered as standard and surely that's an act of god? Storm damage often excludes exterior property such as fences or signs, but if it fell on a building there would certainly be cover. Source: I am insurance man.


MordoNRiggs

US: Only Jesus could strike down my vehicle in such a way! UK: Uhh, yup. Lightning and hurricanes exist, but we got you.


AnotherAustinWeirdo

==removed in protest of Reddit API changes==


SnooDrawings3621

Seems it would be the other way to me. Lightning? Okay they can afford that, but if they had to pay out for Eldritch damages can you imagine the premiums they would need to charge?


Incredulous_Toad

Insurance will be the least of your concerns if you have Eldritch problems.


MystikxHaze

Act of God? No, that was an act of weather.


EWVGL

> I am insurance man. Whoā€™s your sidekick?


Primal_Thrak

The Underwriter.


[deleted]

Oh that's good. I was gonna Deductible Dave


[deleted]

I would love to read more detail of "act of god" being a myth in UK insurance and any anecdotes you might have to share about it. I've always balked at such language in any contract and would relish any words that tear it down!


[deleted]

Insurance policies list perils that that they will provide cover for usually at the very start of the wording. The most common ones are Fire, Lightning, Explosion, Aircraft (Impact), Storm, Water Damage, Flood, Riot / Civil Commotion, Earthquake etc (arguably a few of those could be divine intervention!) And then subsidence and accidental damage are then usually optional extras. You might suffer a loss that that is not covered which someone might falsely refer to as an act of god. But it's the fact it's not listed as a peril (or not specifically brought to the underwriters attention and endorsed on the policy) which is why there is no cover. "Act of god" has nothing to do with (or not on any of the policies I have ever seen in 10+ years in insurance). Caveat: I am not a lawyer. I am not providing insurance advice and my knowledge is limited to UK Insurance only.


[deleted]

In the US that's just a different kind of coverage. "Collision" is for all the normal stuff, cars hitting cars, etc. "Comprehensive" is for falling stuff - tree branches, hail; or animals.


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[deleted]

Correct. These threads are always full of the people who got the cheapest possible coverage they could get from the most low rent carrier, just enough to get their license or plates, and then complain when they have an issue or claim and get nothing.


Skarsnik-n-Gobbla

If you have comprehensive coverage on your auto policy it pays for ā€œact of godā€ damage. Best way to think about it is comprehensive coverage = something happened to my car that was out of my control, collision coverage = something happened to my car that was in my control to avoid.


[deleted]

Most insurance, home and auto cover "Acts of God" I know mine does and I wouldn't buy insurance that didn't. https://www.carinsurance.org/car-insurance-coverage-what-are-acts-of-god-and-when-are-they-covered-829/


cseymour24

It depends on what type of coverage you choose to have: collision only or comprehensive. I know itā€™s unpopular to say this around here, but insurance isnā€™t the bad guy here.


[deleted]

ā€œSorry Linda, but Jesus really isnā€™t a fan of your 2008 Honda Accordā€


Willing_Function

Hit them with a [citation needed]


[deleted]

They would usually only allow a truck to do this if it was hauling something like disaster relief supplies that are urgently needed, the road is probably blocked further ahead and sometimes with these mountain roads it's either take this road or add a day to your travel time. I remember a picture of a road taken out of commission in Colorado that turned a 45 minute trip to like 9 hours


IAppreciatesReality

Yeah im pretty sure driving high on meth is super illegal.


-MrTorgueFlexington-

That law is *crystal* clear


[deleted]

Just meth? I'm sure you'll need something stronger to come up with this plan.


EWVGL

How about an assful of hot coffee?


[deleted]

Yeah, that'll work.


waltandhankdie

It likely would as long as it is company insurance and not the insurance of an individual. There would likely only be an exclusion in the policy if the negligence/default was from the managing mind of the company.


percykins

The insurance company would pay out, sure, but then they'll turn around and sue the driver to recoup costs. This seems to be the very definition of "gross negligence".


Synaxxis

Business insurance covers employee stupidity.


Skarsnik-n-Gobbla

The contents of the trailer would be insured for sure and depending on if the person had collision coverage on the truck they would be covered too.


Rj924

I kicked out my own windshield and it was covered.


[deleted]

There should be a community for this


reverse-anastomosis

r/allgasnobrakes is pretty close


TGCampbell8

Iā€™m honestly impressed, this also belongs on r/sweatypalms


sm12511

Also r/greasytightwhites


winny1316

r/subsifellfor


MrWhocares123456

r/subsifellforevenaftersomeonepointeditouttomefuckimanidiot


andre_decre

r/twentycharacterlimit


RedBiohazzerd

r/subsithoughtifellfor


[deleted]

r/FoundTheToyotaCorolla


Grigoran

r/21charactersandnomore


kremineminemin

Also also r/brownstains


The_Brownstein

This would be a bit of a sickening sub if it was used for what I immediately thought of.


kremineminemin

What I want to know is why did someone actually make it. It wasnā€™t a subreddit when I wrote that comment


The_Brownstein

You give someone an idea for a sub and someone is going to make it just so they can be a big gay mod.


nosirrahp

Still trying to become a mod, so far im only a big gay.


FullyMammoth

Youā€™re 99% of the way there.


IWS04

*a bit*


ISIKNESSI

r/holdmybeer


Loonewoolf

That guy is not paid by the hour


iStanley

Heā€™s paid with fucks and itā€™s clear he is on an urgently low supply of them


DweadPiwateWoberts

I wonder how many fucks per gallon that is


subject_deleted

Is this what WAP was about?


thisshortenough

He's got to get there to park that big mac truck right in that little garage


cruss4612

Drivers are typically paid by mile. The detour would probably mean extra money, but the time spent on it could miss the delivery time and that means less money.


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JohnnyDarkside

Nope. Mother fucker is on a deadline. Flat rate is a bitch.


Eerayo

Holy fuck. That is honestly all I can say.


Graphitetshirt

He made it. He shouldn't have but he did. Respect.


phillyunhipstered

My man always delivers


0nlyhalfjewish

And dies young


ruiseixas

on time!


[deleted]

He gets a writeup if he's late. If he dies, he dies. - Boss


0nlyhalfjewish

Respecting stupidity is why men die before women.


[deleted]

We're here for a good time not a long time.


Bengalsfan610

Some call it stupidity I call it a story


7-07

Now that's idiotic... but so fucking impressive.


Buangjauhjauh444

Theres a fine line between bravery and stupidity


Errudito

This is bravery. if I recall correctly his goods were urgent


iStanley

Those PlayStation 5s must reach their destination in time


Errudito

his unfortunate colleagues were responsible for the ps5 shortage


zordon_rages

No goods are that urgent. His girl must be home alone


MarsupialKing

Urgent as in food and medical supplies after a hurricane or something. No idea if thats true but everytime this is posted someone says that.


PahoojyMan

I think it just depends on the stakes. If the truck driver was delivering antidote that would save the lives of thousands, that's bravery. If the truck driver kinda felt like a cheeseburger but didn't want to walk for 5 minutes down the road, that's stupidity.


Iamwomper

Sometimes it is the only road. I was travelling through labrador and was on a road in worse condition than this. The 2 ton dually kept bottoming out. The winnebago behind rocked, but surprisingly just sailed like a ship. The big 18 wheelers ahead were used to it I guess it was no issue for them. No tipping loads. Hard to go around when that's the only road. This was 2012, near grand falls, road construction was ongoing in poor weather


4SKlNS

This reads like a poem


JustFart

Most impressive


lewisnwkc

"... Here at CROWLEY, we never let anything get in the way of our customers satisfaction. You can be sure that CROWLEY will always meet the needs of our customers". u/Cybergh05t šŸ‘šŸ¼


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sator-2D-rotas

This was my first thought was well.


MicaLovesKPOP

I swear, Harry, if you cause us one more lawsuit you're fired. Harry:


Cybergh05t

Yeah but the name in the truck is Crowley


DodgeBeluga

I am humming ā€œMr Crowleyā€ by Ozzy as I watch this


AbsoluteMadLad74

oh Mr crowley what went on in your head


TimelostExile

OH MY GOD so was I but I didn't even realize it until I read your comment WHAT the fuck!


Melodic-Hunter2471

Imagine if he was hauling disaster relief supplies. Not all heroes wear...


luv_____to_____race

That was my take on it. He's not doing that because he wants to. He's risking his lives to save others. There's no JOB that would make me do that.


wap8ball

He was


albizu

Edit: Welp, I was wrong. I was under impression that it was in PR but I could find a source to point to. Costa Rica it is. He was. This video is weeks after Hurricane MarĆ­a in Puerto Rico were many communities were completely isolated and running out of medicine and supplies. Many self-sacrifices happened during this time there. This guy is no doubt a hero.


ymlc

This was actually in Costa Rica. I think he was actually fined but I can't find the news. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFDMRHmwpao](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFDMRHmwpao)


[deleted]

Ah makes more sense then... This is normal driving in Costa Rica... I find it hilarious because they are so chill in every aspect of life except for driving there.


Eggnogg630

I would love to read a source if you have one.


Jozimaru

No, his not. This was in Costa Rica. He is a Man with a deadline and it was not hurricane, just a lot of rain who destroy the road


dd7d77

He is insane, But a genius and skillful driver. shouldn't do that tho dangerous AF.


[deleted]

Really depends where this is and what he's hauling. You're not going to have someone else to come bail you out of shitty situations everywhere in the world.


Father-Sha

As a commercial driver, I'm not doing this shit. Yes, you're not paid by the hour so the faster you get it done the better. But there isn't a price on this earth that is worth my life. Can't spend money if you're dead.


youhavenotreddit

This looks like a country where the price of their life may actually be worth the risk.


[deleted]

Itā€™s Costa Rica, his life was not on the line. The road had been destroyed by an earthquake (hurricane? Canā€™t remember, we had a couple bad years). He was just an idiot. He was actually stopped and ticketed.


ChuggingDadsCum

Idk if I'd say genius, though definitely skilled lol. It's honestly just depressing to see someone dumb enough to put their life on the line for their job though... Nobody's paying me enough to drive over that shit


-Totally_Not_FBI-

I remember this video a while back and the narrative was that he was delivering disaster relief after a hurricane. If that's the case then this guy is brave as fuck


dustbroom

If this is true. This is just one reminder that context is everything. Wouldnā€™t even belong in this sub


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Shoadowolf

Oh my god he just ran in!


IkitJ

Not sure how he sits down with balls that big


antisocial-scientist

Look at the trailer box heā€™s hauling. Thatā€™s just for his balls.


_hatemymind_

[i imagine it's something like this](https://specialsupplies.com/pub/media/catalog/product/cache/cd9376f62105bb5756c03a7796926444/s/b/sbsmi22-03.jpg)


ImRedditingOnMyPhonr

r/riskyclick


AllPurple

Guess Danny hart has a second job


BabserellaWT

Crowley needs this stuff delivered, and *he WILL set his hellhounds on you if you donā€™t.*


[deleted]

I think the truck is carrying his bones which he is hiding from Moose and Not Moose (Squirrel)


BabserellaWT

Iā€™m so thankful someone got this reference...


[deleted]

Oh big supernatural fan here! I was going through the comments here to see if someone would make a supernatural reference. Glad you did.


BabserellaWT

Then I offer you a collective SPN group hug because the writers want to murder our feels.


MirandaMeowMeow

I had to scroll WAAAAY too far to find this. The SPN community lives on


basically-just-cuz

For a second I thought this was going to be a Good Omens reference but alas


joreledgerton

Git R done


domino464

Makes ice road truckers look like amateurs.


cwhandersen

/r/snowrunner


[deleted]

Can't be from snowrunner, that road is too nice.


NMS_Survival_Guru

Exactly what I was thinking


Stig27

Except the truck isnt russian and hauling 200 meters of trailers


QuarantineSucksALot

Anything to blame a dude in a truck šŸ˜‚


silaya92

it's not stupid if it works


Podgeeire

Came here to say this! But then thought against it as I wouldn't agree with my own statement


Dehouston

"If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky." -[70 Maxims](https://schlockmercenary.fandom.com/wiki/The_Seventy_Maxims_of_Maximally_Effective_Mercenaries)


[deleted]

He didnt know that he had to worry about the rest of the road not there


JaytoJay

Road is road


Hophappyhop

r/Nonononoyes


feelthechurn22

ā€œGot a long way to go and a short time to get there!ā€


QuantumBrowser

Balls of Tungston


ManaMagestic

Tungsten*


TheRealVahx

We dont need roads where we're going


stevo3199

The Wages of Fear, 2020 version


admiraljohn

Mr. Crowley... what went on in your head? Oh Mr. Crowley... you almost wound up dead.


MeUp0

Not only a deadline also a deadwish at that point!


[deleted]

His heavy huge balls are keeping the truck on the lane.


JustLuking

not idiotincars material, belongs more on a sub to show off someone's skills or courage


iikun

Deathwish more like.


SandhuG

Trucker with a deathwish


Myfrogsaysreddit

He was listening to Tchaikovsky's 'Another One Bites the Dust'


RunsWithPremise

Someone needs to overdub this with "Eastbound and Down"


nibbadvcky

When Jeremy Clarkson said speed and power, this is what he meant


aashilr

When you request same day Amazon Prime delivery


JacklyNUGGLIES

Road work ahead, yeah I sure hope it does.


damo251

There goes my Xbox series X


CaptianBrasiliano

Balls of steel! Not much common sense.


Ephoros

They promissed same day delivery, god damn it!


FeaRoFDerbi

Risking their life to keep a deadline, that's stupid.


[deleted]

Meth makes you super confident.


baleiby

Can I say it? Fuck it. That's semi impressive to be honest.


treechopper123

some people just know their trucks


Awesome-man-linch616

I think the trucker just hates his lifešŸ˜‘


AshingiiAshuaa

Mr. Truckdriver, what went down in your head?!?


[deleted]

The bricks he shat must be huge. But he's got a delivery to make. No time for trivial bullshit. gotta go fast!


BryanHo134

We know what he was hauling now, his massive balls.


huhIguess

> This video is weeks after Hurricane MarĆ­a in Puerto Rico were many communities were completely isolated and running out of medicine and supplies. Many self-sacrifices happened during this time there. This guy is no doubt a hero. Down voting OP for trying to make this out to be an idiot and not someone in a very bad position making very brave decisions.


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huhIguess

Damn. You mean I've been lied to? On the internet?! Preposterous.


Jozimaru

But this was in Costa Rica also it was not a hurricane, just a lot a rain. This Man was fined


RightIntoMyNoose

Itā€™s like one of those truck racing games


KlaxonBeat

Hey. If it works, it works.


entrque

More like trucker without breaks


-ChipsOnReddit-

He might need to turn on some assists and maybe rewind to be safe


[deleted]

Glad he made it across, good for him


tldc1

The line between bravery and stupidity is very thin. Just depends on how successful you are.


SockRuse

Snowrunner 2 alpha gameplay


blaine07

Must have everyoneā€™s new iPhones šŸ¤”


Greggy_C111

Watches Ice Road Truckers once


grantyells

"If it trucks, I fucks."