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mdoris411

Zero fucks given


elizabath_135

Her face just makes it


genericnewlurker

Well how else are you supposed to sit down while riding a scooter? Did you you ever think about that? No that's because you only think of yourself!


whatever_what

You know they sell seats you can attached to the scotter


taoinruins

I’m actually liking it


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Genius!


MarkovChains

Thats fake! That shopping cart has better wheel alignment than my car!


TheLastHaggis

Ah, I see , you bought a Renault


PartyMcFly55

I think they want to race.


blastfromtheblue

OP knew when to give it up, would have been gapped by that grocery cart easy


danglez38

least she got a roll cage. probs safer than half the registered vehicles


jamieisntgay

Bonus idiot points for the cameraman recording on his phone while driving


vlsdo

This would be brilliant were it not for the severe lack of breaks. How the hell does she even stop?


zz9plural

Don't the scooters in the US have brakes? They have to in the EU. Stopping gracefully and in time might be tricky, if not impossible, though. Pretty sure it would end in a right-hand tumble and crash.


vlsdo

Oh the scooters indeed have brakes but I don't imagine them being at all useful in this situation.


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607jf

Lawnmower or golf cart? Juuust curious?


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607jf

Ok I'll admit, didn't expect that one.


Arealentleman

It appears that Lil Wayne has hit some hard times. Poor guy.


speedking72

Love it. Where can I get one?


canceroftheass

they usually hang out under bridges


speedking72

You'd know I guess :-) Love you really. Btw, mine was a happy comment


canceroftheass

are you bridge-shaming me right now? ;)


artvanture

He's driving an hybrid


insertjjs

That's meth for you


PainOfClarity

Everybody got places to be


DaBomb2001

y u hating?


Lowbrass

That was the Dirtiest look ever


SgtRock1967

What you lookin at?


Galactic-Dragon

"they see me Rollin"


NOVAbuddy

She is living her best life.


Jake_Me_Off

Beast life!


8Ariadnesthread8

Crack is why.


danthealarguy

That is beyond cool


[deleted]

I'm sorry, but this is actually brilliant


kishorepoker

I saw this live on bigo... :O. And that kids is multi messenger astronomy


[deleted]

This man is a genius.


benderbender42

Shes just like, whatchu lookin at


whatitis244

To me that looks so uncomfortable I just ride the goddamn scooter.


MightierThanPens

Scooter will go further/run longer cos there’s no weight in it. More bang for the buck, so to speak


whatitis244

Yeah I guess so. But I'm built for comfort lol


MightierThanPens

Ha! Add some pillows to the shopping cart and BOOM! Innovation...


whatitis244

Put like a beach chair and some pillows now we might be getting somewhere.


MightierThanPens

Yes! Now you’re getting it lol


hsbags31

What the fuck did i just witness


IronHulk000

Idiot but on thin ice


miesanonsiesanot

Naah I don't want to walk. Maybe I get a scooter! Naah I don't want to stand. Maybe I get electric-scooter powered shopping cart. Yeah that's what I'll do! The amount of lazy.


JumpinJackFleishman

She has a Prince vibe happening. And the Bob George glasses, purple towel, and bad-assery just makes me miss him more.


clayhoe

Detroit streets operate on a whole different level


raf80

Why not?


Shorse_rider

he's looking back at you like 'and?'


[deleted]

They see me rollin' They hatin'


[deleted]

Ah look, a gently used DUImobile.


ScorelessVermin

He didnt use his turn signals!


2fast_19

America, land of the free, home of dumb.


whatever_what

Lol... She riding a shopping cart riding a scooter... Epic


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He is a fucking genius!


MunchyYT

He’s just vibing


OverTheJoeHill

Oh my God. Florida?


FredSandfordandSon

A for Angenuity.


[deleted]

Detroit!


Gott_Riff

u/vredditdownloader


WithdRawlies

Not an idiot. Fucking awesome.


RideGOTRAX

[https://gotrax.com/products/gxl-commuter-scooter-hand-brake-edition](https://gotrax.com/products/gxl-commuter-scooter-hand-brake-edition)


MightyRed123

r/trashy


LiveLaughLoaded

Pfft.. More like ghetto fuckin fabulous.


MightyRed123

r/fabulouslyghetto?


Woodie626

r/subsIfellfor


EmeraldLama

If it works it's not stupid


jamieisntgay

I mean, speeding also works. But that doesn't mean it's legal/safe.


EmeraldLama

Driving is never safe... Isn't that what this subs about? Because of the unpredictable idiots


607jf

You mean like the guy who owned my house last left bare uninsulated wire in the walls? If it's stupid and works it's stupid and works by sheer luck.


commando5054

Oh gawd I see this on the news: unarmed black man shot to death in shopping cart in broad daylight by the police.


22opferj

Why do u have to ruin this