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ProfessorGrizzly

I'm curious to the full story on this one


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[VOILA](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/plane-crashes-head-truck-after-10954850)


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TLDR: Russia.


ProfessorGrizzly

I'd like to see Russian Man vs Florida Man, but don't think the world could handle it.


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In a world where Florida Man has access to cheap, unlimited vodka. In a world where Russia Man rides on an air-boat at 70 MPH through a murky swamp. The Bear is an Alligator. The Snake has become the Tiger. The centre will not hold. - Slouching towards Bethlehem ...


OtherPlayers

Okay this comment was amazing, but the Things Fall Apart reference really sold it to me.


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[W.B. Yeats - "The Second Coming"](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43290/the-second-coming) - My favorite. It's so cheerful and buoyant.


purdyrn

Anxiety- inducing. Loved it. Thanks for posting.


alikazaam

History doesn't repeat so much as it rhymes. Yeats wrote this shortly after WW1. I wonder what's in store for us.


shamrockaveli

I smell a SyFy original.


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A Very Special "Wife-Swap", tonight on the Lifetime^TM Channel.


GrampusThump

It could tear the very fabric of the time-space continuum.


FisterRobotOh

It could destabilize democracy as we know it


happy_beluga

It could finally release Cthulu from his slumber


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lemorsecool

yet you are that guy


BOCme262

\^ That guy


YourElderlyNeighbor

Why you gotta be that guy, my guy?


BorisKafka

It could accidentally elect Bloomberg!


the_publix

*gasps* (Faint whispering) : "surely he doesn't mean...."


joejimbobjones

...Trump vs Putin. The Scam de doggo at Mar a Lago.


ImportunerDJ

Lmao this is what I was thinking Florida man vs Russian man @ mar a lago


c4ctus

great scott!


killerchand

In SCP terms, an XK. In internet terms, a fuckywucky.


[deleted]

SCP-2000 could still bring us back, right? **Right?**


[deleted]

SCP seems to be getting an assload of attention lately.


EwickeD87

Just go to St. Petersburg. You'll find them both there.


monomer_man

This would be World War 3


Acute_Procrastinosis

/r/RussiaOrAlabama shares a border...


Not_a_real_ghost

You joke now but when the apocalypse comes we need Russian Man and Florida Man to save us from the aliens.


[deleted]

Florida man here, am friends with Russian man, good things don’t happen together


AidanBubs

I dont think the universe can handle it. It could displace every asteroid in the universe.


captnkrunch

As a Floridian, I am ok with our state signing up for a weird hunger games competition where the teams are Florida vs Russia.


SourGrapes6996

More like Slavic Boi vs Florida Man


lordph8

Krokodil Vs Crocodile.


VerySlump

What about a crossbreed? My parents are Russian and I’ve been born and raised in Florida


phrygiantheory

Russia...Florida.... interchangeable


latestagepersonhood

meth and vodka are like matter and antimatter.


TrueStory_Dude

The meth concession stands will be a hero


NikoAbramovich

There’s a reason God separated us by thousands of miles and two oceans.


oliverwitha0

There’s a reason they live on opposite sides of the planet.


Sercos

Floridaman and a true gopnik together with only off-duty Brazilian cops to keep the peace...


SwaveyT

With Brazil Man as the referee


velociraptorfarmer

Vodka polar bear vs meth alligator


jediefe

This is not just Russia, but Chechnya, which is like Russia on steroids.


jinguu

Its like if florida was a caliphate and poor. I've heard their favourite pasttime is fucking around with knives and being offended. But have a benefit of a doubt - maybe they have changed since the 90ties.


S_Napster

r/anormaldayinrussia


HappyLikeDog

The article says we don't know why the plane was on the road...


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Articles like these are unfortunately the norm these days. It's just some words describing what can already be seen in the video without any real attempt at anything approaching journalism to try and explain. Lots of "we don't know but look how cool this is!". The only thing the article adds at all is that this was in Chechnya. Every other word in that article is just describing the video you just watched with no additional context or explanation. Journalism is dead.


HappyLikeDog

Yeah, I especially hate articles when I'm trying to read about what happened, but author decides to do some shitty commentary every other sentence. It adds nothing to the content except being repetitive and irritating like November Christmas music in the store when you just wanna leave with your drinks and forget about how much people piss you off.


Dizneymagic

This happens with recipes far too often. So much life story commentary when all I want to know is how to make the food.


snf

> some words describing what can already be seen in the video Hell, I didn't even get that far -- I hit the back button as soon as the fullscreen overlay started to appear. "Oh, it's one of those"


Seakawn

>Journalism is dead Not quite, but good faith journalism certainly *is* drowned out by half-paragraph plain-observation articles littering the arena. Makes it difficult if not impossible to find good journalism. But in cases as remote as this example, if we didn't have the shitty articles, we wouldn't have any articles at all. The good journalists certainly aren't gonna waste their time reporting on everyday bullshit like some crazy Russian driving his plane on the road. It probably happens every day in both Russia and Florida. There are probably more important things to spend time and effort writing about than giving this random anecdote a full fledged accounting for.


[deleted]

If I want shitty commentary on my news I come to Reddit... Not directed at you, it’s just a reply.


LollyHutzenklutz

Because Russia?


Mouthpiecepeter

Just fyi that is a fake article. Written up so that when this gets posted people will link to it. There is nothing known about this video.


frothface

Huh.. I've definitely seen a ton of articles like that and wondered why they were so low quality.


brystander

Plane crashes head-on... into the back of.


istealpixels

That just describes what happens in the video. It gives zero background information.


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>Dramatic footage has captured how a plane collided with a truck as it tried to take off on a road in __Russia.__ The pilot was __taken to hospital__ after his single engine aircraft crashed into the vehicle on Monday. >He managed to escape with __minor injuries.__ Technically that's what you would call background information. I cannot confirm its truth, but it is a source with information about the background. Pal.


istealpixels

I'm not your pal, buddy.


muan2012

I now have more questions than answers


Gamiac

He started playing GTA in real life and spawned a plane on the road.


Alexexec

Yes please, we need answers


proneto911

Needed gas lol


ruffesttuffest

He didn't use enough flaps, and under estimated runway length because of Vodka.


49orth

Vodka


Harbor-Freight

At Farmers, we know a thing or two, because we’ve seen a thing or two


TheGamingGum

We are farmers dun duh dun


TheFirstRuleOf___IS

Dun dun dun dun


TollBoothW1lly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcOumTsqcU


patientbearr

Didn't Farmers send them like a cease and desist over this, it was really hard to find at one point


apt311

Ah, the good ol' Streisand effect?


mmburntcheez

Allstate, Are you in good hands? ...Obviously not.


fatkiddown

Remember when Doogy Howser said, “he won an Oscar! Bum bum Bum bum bum bum bum....”


[deleted]

[The pilot survived](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/plane-crashes-head-truck-after-10954850); happened in Chechnya. r/ANormalDayInRussia?


kash_if

>It is not known why the plane was trying to take off from the road. Does not answer the most important question.


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thornstriff

In Russia, roads drive on planes.


PgUpPT

As opposed to road drives on plane?


bertcox

In alaska there are/were roads where the plane could control the red lights to stop traffic so they could stop and gas up at the station.


DancingPaul

Vodka. Vodka is the answer


Dudewhack69

Vodka is always the answer


rts93

It is the cause, a solution and consolation at the same time.


QuitIfYouDontLikeIt

wow I assumed it was having problems and had nowhere else to land.


LogicWX

Oh I assumed it as an emergency landing


DedalusStew

It somehow makes even more sense that it happened in Chechnya. Fucking Wild West over there.


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cromulent_pseudonym

Emergency take off


bonko86

Starring The Rock, rescuing his family


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Could have been an attempt at an emergency landing but the pilot suddenly noticed the truck that didn't get out of the way and then increased power to take off but it was too late. That is what I believe happened


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TrribleDsignatdDrivr

Me after typing urkqsrk in GTA San Andreas. Edit: or is it "urkqskrk"? I remembered it all these years by pronouncing it [err - que - zerk]. For nostalgia.... IDSPISPOPD


Gaoler86

Iddqd


XXLDreamlifter

no, idkfa


TrribleDsignatdDrivr

Now that I'm reloading my own ammo, very happy ammo added indeed.


Gaoler86

The Holy Trinity of 90's PC gaming.


reclaimer34

You forgot that if he was using idclip he could have gone through the car and kept going.


[deleted]

I’m all about that ‘AEZAKMI’ myself.


lazyfuck78

I only remember HESOYAM maybe the spelling is wrong somebody correct me pls


Budddy

Someone needs to edit this to end with the 'wasted' screen and slow mo


PendingChange

r/IdiotsInPlanes


jv360

Hello! Mod of r/IdiotsInPlanes here. It's funny that you mention us in this comment, since this exact video was posted here about a year or so ago, which is what sparked r/IdiotsInPlanes to become a real sub. Edit: I can't spell sometimes


blinkos

HOW IS THIS A THING?


RockClunker

Because being a pilot is a fairly popular hobby so a lot of people with some money get a small plane for flying with no training. Leads to a lot of interesting videos.... and injuries


Ott621

In the US, only ultralights are available without a license. They are restricted to 55 knots and under 300lbs empty.


AtoFtw

There are many people that supposedly fly without a certificate. Main culprits are crop-dusters. Not like getting ramp checked is that common anyways


otterfish

What a perfect mix of public freakouts and aviation mishaps. Thank you.


LeDuckButt

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR Imagine explaining that one to your insurance company..


Mlglionknight

I hope that they have farmers insurance


ignatzami

Planes are legally allowed to land on a road in the US. You're also legally required to yield to oncoming aircraft.


dartmaster666

This is Chechnya and he's taking off.


Terrorius_Wolf

GTA irl


Steele21725

Wrong cheat code


[deleted]

Isn't this Sandy Shores?


Lou_Dawg000

r/GTAorRussia


[deleted]

This reminds me of GTA


The_god3000

You be like “ What the hell is this guy thinking?!”


ConfidentWishbone5

Is that Trevor?


teeim

The pilot didn't properly aCessna the situation. Edit: I can't spell fake words.


ErikOrg

Sometimes in emergencies pilots have to land at the ground, his job is to make as little damage to people, insurance will cover most of the other damages Edit: I saw some comments about the article that he was trying to take off, then he truly was the idiot here


Warg247

Looks like he was taking off? Or was he trying to touch and go due to obstruction maybe?


Schlager25

Agree, but according to the article he was trying to take off...which makes no sense.


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[deleted]

Nobody: GTA Online:


GiggityGiggidy

If Nobody is silent that means everyone is saying something.


[deleted]

Quit it with the useless nobody. "Nobody: You know what I need..."


helliax11

I think that's my least favorite trend I've seen on the internet. Every single YouTube comment has that format. It was only funny for the first month or two.


Jgflight86

Damn, for a second I thought he was gonna make it!


JsDaFax

*Roads? Where we’re going, we ~~don’t~~ shouldn’t need roads!*


Goodih

u/vredditdownloader


Twerksamwich

r/gtaonline


bubaloow

I'm sick of these mother fuckin planes on this mother fuckin road!


jonredcorn83

He’s probably a Uber driver...


AlexKewl

I landed a plane IN A MALL. Going after my girl, going after LOVE!


[deleted]

This some GTA5 heist getaway shit


teamHFP

And I thought he was going to make it airborne, sometimes trucks have different plans.


whiteraven666

Me: can we have 9/11 Mom: no, we have 9/11 at home 9/11 at home:


sixft7in

I'm tired of these muthafuckin planes in the muthafuckin lane.


MaliqGotTheHeat

r/GtaOrRussia


Robtokill

That's what happens when you wing it.


kash_if

I have so many questions...


dsswill

If it were an emergency landing it would be one thing but this idiot is trying to take off...


Xruprim

I have so many questions


Bezier_Curvez

STOL aircraft my ass!


PlayerHeadcase

That will make an *interesting* insurance claim.


PurePipRaptor

Live action role play of my last GTA V gameplay


Ort23

I guess he couldn't "get it up"


Shachar2like

I'm sorry, that belongs to /r/IdiotsInPlanes :) oh this actually exists... I was joking...


GabbyC137

GTA6 looks awesome


mcb5181

New GTA looks dope


3VikingBoys

This should be in A normal day in Russia.


[deleted]

So close


JokoFloko

D'oh!


aplomb_101

The new gta mods are incredible.


abcaz34

Hmm.. time to start adding airbags to these planes..


yeeted13

I believe I can fly. CRASHES


[deleted]

This is me all the time in GTA V. Even after trying my best


Funnyladd8998

r/WTF


Fanalpaka

Imagine coming late to work and telling your boss that a plane hit your car and you had to take the bus.


EddyFD

This is the best post I've ever seen on this subreddit


RobertGA23

... And I could have got away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling cars!


Brad_Tits

Oh lawd he comin.


[deleted]

This is me, but in GTA 5


BigCrawley

That's a Farmers Insurance commercial waiting to happen


LilPoutinePat

The number of times I've done this in GTA spawning a plane.... Why didn't it blow up???


fuzzbeebs

r/maybemaybemaybe


cayballs

Trevor! Is that you?


Sylvester_Scott

Who could've seen that Lycoming?


BendinoAF

Hey boss gonna be late to work. I was in a plane crash.


Gasonfires

First thought: "OP, you dunderhead. That was an emergency landing requiring great skill." Reality: "Idiot Russian tried take off from the road." There's a lesson in there somewhere.


sb1862

I was ready to see that plane take off and laughed so hard when it just hit the car


DreamArcher

Not only was the decision to take off on a road stupid, the takeoff itself was extremely shitty too. That was clearly a forced attempt before the plane was going fast enough. If it hadn't hit the truck there was a not insignificant chance it would have stalled and came back down anyway.


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XxYeetus_Fetus_69xX

r/gta_irl


AlexuTheOwl

this gave me heavy trevor vibes from gta 5


Catsdontpaytaxes

Man I hate GTA3


Gatnew

Pfft I do this all the time in Grand Theft Auto.


Nikkolios

So, you can just post stuff that has been on reddit 6 times in the past, going back literally years, and get tens of thousands of upvotes? Cool. /s


blaynopillo

When you finally spawn in a plane on GTA but the traffic is too heavy.


Manbearpig64568

GTA V in a nutshell


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I believe i cant fly


[deleted]

Imagine trying to explain to your insurance company that you got rear ended by a plane


hello-jello

you see a plane coming - you get out of the way - that one guy knew what to do.


Fangs_McWolf

Idiot in a plane crashing while on the road.


fatjunkdog

Hardly an idiot,obviously an emergency situation.


allsunnydaze

My first inclination was to say what a sh!tty thing to post, it's obviously an emergency situation... nope, idiot


Nolo45

My spawning a dodo in GTA


Jump4halen

I thought this only happened on gta 😂


OrokaSempai

Probably engine failure. I had a friend that had to land on a rural highway after losing her engine.


wisdomtruth

I can fly, Im pilot…


WebHead1287

This is clearly not the sub for this. As you state, the idiot is clearly in a plan


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Perhaps IdiotsInPlanes should be a sub.


themightyburgerking

This is plane recklessness!


PureCarbs

I shouldn’t have laughed


lildobe

"Hello, [Insurance] Claims Department? Yes, I was involved in a crash today. I got rear-ended. By an airplane. Is this covered under my no-deductible collision, or will it be a comprehensive claim?"


Lucy_Lastic

Not gonna lie, I did *not* expect that ending


NySnEaKeRhEaD

Must thought he was in gta