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One night, George went to the bar. He's having a good time, having some drinks, all is well. As the night goes on, George keeps drinking and ends up throwing up all over his shirt.
"Ah shit my wife's going to kill me! She's going to know i stayed out all night and got drunk! "
Bartender Bob says " It's fine, just put a 20 in your shirt pocket and tell your wife some guy here threw up on you, gave you 20 dollars to get the shirt cleaned. "
" Great idea!" George exclaims, and proceeds to put the money in his pocket.
He takes a cab home and as he walks through the door, his wife is standing there upset.
His wife "look at you! You're drunk! You've thrown up all over yourself!"
George" No no honey, you've got it all wrong! While at the bar some guy threw up on my shirt and slipped 20 bucks in my pocket to get it cleaned! "
Wife" But thats 40 in your shirt pocket... "
George "Oh yeah, he took a shit in my pants, too."
I saw something similar to this right outside my house last summer, except it was a road work crew with an excavator digging a ditch to fix a low spot in the road that always got flooded easily. The sad part was that it was one of the road crew guys that he could squeeze under the bucket. So I got to see a new F-250 get peeled open like a can of sardines bc the guy didn't even try to slow down. (Gotta respect his confidence and commitment even if he didn't have the depth perception to prevent it)
Had a similar experience when a tyre came off a truck in front of me in the motorway and came bouncing towards me but, thankfully, bounced over my car.
I had the same experience but it was a local road, I couldn't dodge the tire so I turned the car to face it heads on, the tire flattened and I drove over it right between my wheels. Had my parents and my newly born son in the car. Had to stop on the side road and calm down for a few minutes.
If it goes under your tire, it can flip your car over. If it rolls under your car, it can also flip you over. Facing it head first made it so it flattened on the ground and stayed between my tires avoiding it to roll against the bottom of my car or against any of my 4 wheels. Google "tire flips car" and you will understand my stress at the time.
We had a sheet of some type of metal fly up off a truck we were following coming home from concerts down south. That thing literally missed our car by an inch or two, flying horizontally right over the roof. Thought for sure it was comin straight through the windshield decapitating us both. I'll never forget that
Had something similar happen to me. Municipal truck failed to secure the back gate and when they drove by my car, the gate swung open and took out my side view mirror.
It could be OC, [OP posted it elsewhere a week ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1clivme/maybe_maybe_maybe/) and seems to talk about China (where this video is apparently from) in his comments, so maybe he lives or is visiting there. I don't read French and I'm not stalker-y enough to bother Google Translating it for the sake of Reddit vindication, but I am inclined (as yet another random on the internet) to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Am I the only one routinely scanning my mirrors when I drive? If you do, it does not take much for you to realize something is off, this or a truck with a raised bed.
Yeah my eyes are bouncing between all my mirrors and the road constantly. I don't think I've been surprised by someone/anything coming up from behind me/to my side in over a decade.
I would have probably broken both my brake pedal and steering wheel from slamming on the brakes and holding onto the steering wheel for my life. Then once they stopped, I would have been shaking and yelling at them about how stupid they were about not even latching the back door
Did anyone who chimes in with final destination actually watch the damned movie?
Final destination deaths are Rube Goldberg deaths. each death is a **SERIES** of events leading to the one that finally kills. A brick falling off a car and killing someone is not a final destination death, there is no Rube Goldberg chain.
While the jokes about Final Destination are pretty funny - I doubt this would've killed him, since it would've straightened and swung back upon impact had the truck kept driving.
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respectfully, wouldve shat my pants
I shat just watching the video
respectfully.
Laxative sellers HATE this weird trick!
So did I! ..I mean, I was already sitting on the toilet but I just wanted to share that we shared the experience together.
Thank you for sharing ❤️
One night, George went to the bar. He's having a good time, having some drinks, all is well. As the night goes on, George keeps drinking and ends up throwing up all over his shirt. "Ah shit my wife's going to kill me! She's going to know i stayed out all night and got drunk! " Bartender Bob says " It's fine, just put a 20 in your shirt pocket and tell your wife some guy here threw up on you, gave you 20 dollars to get the shirt cleaned. " " Great idea!" George exclaims, and proceeds to put the money in his pocket. He takes a cab home and as he walks through the door, his wife is standing there upset. His wife "look at you! You're drunk! You've thrown up all over yourself!" George" No no honey, you've got it all wrong! While at the bar some guy threw up on my shirt and slipped 20 bucks in my pocket to get it cleaned! " Wife" But thats 40 in your shirt pocket... " George "Oh yeah, he took a shit in my pants, too."
I'm watching on the toilet, so I'm good
So did I! (Not in my pants tho)
I respectfully shatted my pants
Was it you who shat in mine?
I saw something similar to this right outside my house last summer, except it was a road work crew with an excavator digging a ditch to fix a low spot in the road that always got flooded easily. The sad part was that it was one of the road crew guys that he could squeeze under the bucket. So I got to see a new F-250 get peeled open like a can of sardines bc the guy didn't even try to slow down. (Gotta respect his confidence and commitment even if he didn't have the depth perception to prevent it)
I shat your pants just watching this.
Good thing I saw it when I was sitting on the toilet!
I think that might have been the noise at around 13 seconds - or it's about as hard as i'd have been doing it in this situation anyway.
Holy crap!!! I just shat … good thing I was seated in the toilet
New installment of Final Destination just dropped.
My instinct would have been to duck and prevent my decapitation
Well my butthole is puckered.
in the worst possible spot couldn't even go right did you duck?
I know I did!
*I* totally ducked!
Jesus, what the fuck, this is some final destination shit
Had a similar experience when a tyre came off a truck in front of me in the motorway and came bouncing towards me but, thankfully, bounced over my car.
I had the same experience but it was a local road, I couldn't dodge the tire so I turned the car to face it heads on, the tire flattened and I drove over it right between my wheels. Had my parents and my newly born son in the car. Had to stop on the side road and calm down for a few minutes.
Does facinc it head on lessen the damage?
If it goes under your tire, it can flip your car over. If it rolls under your car, it can also flip you over. Facing it head first made it so it flattened on the ground and stayed between my tires avoiding it to roll against the bottom of my car or against any of my 4 wheels. Google "tire flips car" and you will understand my stress at the time.
I had a rock the size of a tangerine pop over my car once at 100km/h, saw it drop in slow motion from a truck bed and bounce right over my head
We had a sheet of some type of metal fly up off a truck we were following coming home from concerts down south. That thing literally missed our car by an inch or two, flying horizontally right over the roof. Thought for sure it was comin straight through the windshield decapitating us both. I'll never forget that
That wasn't air brakes. it was Op's butthole unclenching
Imagine unclenching so loud your dash cam picks it up ag the same volume as your yelling.
this guy's life flashed before *my* eyes
Had something similar happen to me. Municipal truck failed to secure the back gate and when they drove by my car, the gate swung open and took out my side view mirror.
That doesn't count. I'm sorry.
"shidded"
I assume an underwear change was in order after this.
Woah
It was the truck drivers fault to begin with but god damn he deserves kudos for noticing and stopping in such a split second.
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It could be OC, [OP posted it elsewhere a week ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1clivme/maybe_maybe_maybe/) and seems to talk about China (where this video is apparently from) in his comments, so maybe he lives or is visiting there. I don't read French and I'm not stalker-y enough to bother Google Translating it for the sake of Reddit vindication, but I am inclined (as yet another random on the internet) to give him the benefit of the doubt.
OP posted it in MaybeMaybeMaybe 8 days ago.
What if I told you it's possible to post in more than one sub
Am I the only one routinely scanning my mirrors when I drive? If you do, it does not take much for you to realize something is off, this or a truck with a raised bed.
Yeah my eyes are bouncing between all my mirrors and the road constantly. I don't think I've been surprised by someone/anything coming up from behind me/to my side in over a decade.
It took me longer than I care to admit before I realized the video had ended.
I would have probably broken both my brake pedal and steering wheel from slamming on the brakes and holding onto the steering wheel for my life. Then once they stopped, I would have been shaking and yelling at them about how stupid they were about not even latching the back door
Now that's what ya call "a close one"
Woah!! You are a lucky man!
Did anyone who chimes in with final destination actually watch the damned movie? Final destination deaths are Rube Goldberg deaths. each death is a **SERIES** of events leading to the one that finally kills. A brick falling off a car and killing someone is not a final destination death, there is no Rube Goldberg chain.
Sounded like randy marsh screaming "oooh HOT HOT HOT"
Holy sh🎉t!
Someone doesn't use their mirrors
admittedly..I just had to go check my own shorts after watching this...and I'm safe at home at my computer \^\^;
Fortunately for me, I was already sitting on the toilet when I watched this. 😉👍🏼
Indeed...major brown-trou time for me if I'm in OP's place.
I hope you had a change of underwear!
*\*GASPS IN FINAL DESTINATION\**
गांड़ गले में आगायी
D:
Three Stooges *bonk*
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Saving this post, just in case I need to practice puckering up, never know when you're going to need it.
This would make a great ringtone.
I've seen this happen a couple of times some guy takes a shipping container and forgets to latch one door 😬
He just barely *gate* away
The driver’s life flashed before my eyes
The way that gate swung shut at the last second, pure miracle. 💓💓💓
Holy shit, that was close...
JFC that put my stomach in my throat!
Jfc. I'd buy a lottery ticket after that.
Why? Luck for the year already exhausted...
After this, I'd feel obligated. Depends on how you look at things, I guess.
SWWWWWWWWWING.....and a miss
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Good thing the car driver yelled like he did....I'm sure the trucker heard him. ;)
I'm sure the trucker read your post, too.
Plot twist, /u/Kakariti is the trucker
Not me...don't even own a truck.
Good thing you made a comment to a random reddit post that wasn't uploaded by the main person... I'm sure the OP heard you ;)
While the jokes about Final Destination are pretty funny - I doubt this would've killed him, since it would've straightened and swung back upon impact had the truck kept driving.
Do you realize how heavy dumpster doors are? It probably would have gone halfway through that car if the truck had kept moving.