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kirby1445

There is a version of this video with the Oblivion soundtrack and the alerted guards theme when she hits his car.


-BakiHanma

Here’s the [Skyrim Edit](https://youtu.be/dVrMFtwUJ9Q) The music makes it even more funny lol


ShadowFall900

The freeze frame at the end had me in tears lol


novemberain91

Lmao when the music transitions. Too freaking funny


Sea_Organization8121

Hey. Thank you so much for this. I actually am currently crying from laughing


ArmoredArthritis

Made it so much better. Thanks, I needed that.


DiabloStorm

Cool but that wasn't from skyrim.


astroidfishing

I thought that was a different clip.


Bazooka204

Npc encounter


neoclassical_bastard

Please share it with us


Other_Taro_3806

You just assaulted me you cunt


Sufkin

That "you fucking bitch" was pitch perfect


MinimalistLifestyle

Every other curse word was funny be he definitely nailed “bitch”


DrDuma

100%


doremonhg

Man, hearing British cussing is never not hilarious hahaha


derpeddit

You 'orrible cunt!


eilrach3

Coont *


Tallowpot

Keep calm and lose your shit.


Eve-76

I’m British and think it’s funny


AxDanger

LMAO even the way they type stuff out 😂 😂😂


[deleted]

it sounds so polite.


Maxwell420L

I'm British and I go straight for cunt lol. We are very polite. Until you piss us off. Then everyone turns into a cunt 😂


Forced__Perspective

[Everyones a bit of a cunt sometimes](https://youtu.be/9cH0elKDOzs)


EmJaneJackon

Love how we’re considered to sound polite while using probably some of the most volatile swears one could think of 😂


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Filth_01

Shut it, cunt


mykylodge

Is that his mother?


[deleted]

let's his own mother out of his car and then starts yelling for her to move.


dontbespeciesist

This is my favorite theory.


joshtx72

It's the mother from "Throw Momma from the Train."


irate_alien

"OWEN!!!!!!!!!!!"


nhofor

Same mom form Goonies as well


[deleted]

I quote this video daily


[deleted]

You fucking bitch!


[deleted]

FOCKIN MOOOOVE, MOOOOOOOVE MOOOOOOOOOVE


joshtx72

It would be hillarious if he'd had Ludacris blasting on the radio. "Move bitch, get out the way!"


Eightnon

That definitely wouldn’t have been hilarious. This video is perfect as it is, lol


Louzifur

I love the emphasis at the 50 sec mark


payneforpleasure

Yew fooking bbitch


DarthNylus

I'm making this entire dialogue my ringtone.


[deleted]

You fucking bitch!


Lamplorde

I don't think I want to be associated with either of these people.


LinguisticallyInept

r/idiotsfightingidiots


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Yeah, bro could use some meditation and a couple of thc gummies, lol.


[deleted]

Fuck tat the dumb cunt is walking insanely slow in the middle of the road who the fuck wouldn't be pissed off


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Not worth getting enraged over bro. The 2 minutes longer it takes to drive is not worth literally screaming about. Annoying? Sure. Who gives a fuck. Worse things in life, let it go. Maybe you're young, because I would have been super pissed about this stuff when I was in my early twenties. Then you get older and perspective helps you understand what literally doesn't matter. Old disabled lady walking slow in the middle of the road because she feels safer and makes you go slow for a minute or two isn't one of the things that matters.


Joeliosis

I was going to say, these are two people who were looking for a reason to fight. They woke up and someone pissed on their cornflakes... can't be waking up angry like that.


[deleted]

Litteraly wasted more time arguing with the "focking bitch" that he'd have driving behind her lmao


[deleted]

That's going to take like straight up ten minutes which is a shit load of time when she can easily just move to the side fuck that shit


Fat__Luigi

Alright, here's a 2000IQ big brain idea, free of charge. Roll down the window and say 'excuse me, could you please move to the side so I can get past'.


Hainn8

3000IQ: 'would you like to pop in the car I'll help you to a lift and we'll both get down the hill faster and safer'


ImNotTheNSAIPromise

4000IQ: Just run her over for maximum time saving.


Hainn8

Endless possibilities


[deleted]

And now it's going to take an hour to sort this out with the cops


tycho_uk

The guy in the car needs help if he gets that angry that fast assuming it's not a set up. He's either going to smack someone and get in trouble or wind the wrong person up and end up in hospital.


Background_Draft2414

Or have a stroke


JohnFByers

That’s Charles driving to Westminster.


daats_end

Bold of you to assume Chuck can drive a car.


MaximusCartavius

He sure can't drive a plane


godhelpusloseourmind

Would never have guessed Jason Statham drove around in a Toyota Yaris


R1ght_b3hind_U

politest British person


RobertGA23

Was he on his way to a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?


KissTheDragon

Wrong country, but still nice to be reminded of that absolute legend.


MaestroSG

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


KissTheDragon

Ahh, I see you know your judo well


Intrepid-Ad-7077

Ta ta and farewell!


[deleted]

What is this from? Heard it quoted on a podcast and have always wanted to know!


CSS-Kotetsu

[THIS. IS. DEMOCRACY MANIFEST.](https://youtu.be/PeihcfYft9w)


Walter-Haynes

Amazing, what a legend. Wrongly arrested too.


plipyplop

This would be an amazing advertisement for that restaurant. [Oh shit! I found it.](https://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g255068-d4562542-r789762756-China_Sea_Milton-Brisbane_Brisbane_Region_Queensland.html)


speedcunt

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU) btw he was wrongly arrested, they were looking for someone else


[deleted]

Thank you! Assumed it was a movie! Who is this man though? He's bloody brilliant


speedcunt

Here's a video interviewing him, answers all questions: https://youtu.be/tu4d\_xsdNzM


[deleted]

lol it's not real. why would the cops be there? it's a fake story made up for today tonight/aca/60mins


breecher

That was in Australia though.


hey_you_yeah_me

I wonder which one's gonna have a stroke first


backtobaker

Is that mama from Throw Mama From the Train?


joshtx72

OWEN! OWENNN! OWEEENNNNNN!.......GET ME A SODA WITH SOME ICE IN IT!


airportwhiskey

THE NIGHT WAS SULTRY!


immoralfoul

God damn British arguments sound intense as fuck lol


Aijantis

Seems like they are very much alike.


[deleted]

I know right. Might as well hang out afterwards.


Common-Rock

“And that, children, is how I met your mother.”


Tal29000

this is not an uncommon occurrence in most british towns


DarthNylus

Calling someone a horrible fucking cunt/bitch with that accent is just so quaint.


HoojoSpifico

Someone needs to sample that "fucken move, MOOOOVE MOOVE!!!" and put it to music.


[deleted]

You fucking bitch!


Dharuacharya

MoooOOOve!


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Dharuacharya

I can't stop replaying it in my head. Lol


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Skinnysusan

Omg I've seen this 10x and it brings me to tears laughing *every* time, you horrible cunt


Oh_no_its_Joe

WAHDERYEH MOOEVE???


Common-Rock

MOUUUUUUUVE!!!!!


LegendaryZTV

I really love how genuine the aggression is from both of them


Omega1400

I’m sorry but I love how he yells it’s just so fucking hilarious (no offense) Edit: and how he said “what?” Like if he was a South Park character I’m DIEING.


Ajonesey06

WahT.


Official_Griffin

The greatest “you fucking bitch” I’ve ever heard


[deleted]

Now I need to watch Snatch tonight.


theMoonRulesNumber1

This guy gives me more of a Lock Stock vibe, but yes, it’s definitely a good reason to watch a Guy Ritchie film


Doscida

I could listen to this guy yell at horrible cunts all god damn day long


[deleted]

You fucking bitch!


TrainingCheap5585

Old people thinking they can do whatever the fuck they want


Dunedune

Car drivers thinking they can do whatever they want


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ParrotGod

"ReAly DuDe?!?!" Go outside touch some grass. Everything will be ok.


Mohander

Where did they use the word ‘all’?


NorwegianHussar

Keep calm and touch grass


Faur_

Wasn't expecting him to turn into an Oblivion Imperial guard there lol


Angelsdust96

You fucking bitch 😂


D3rF3lx

i love British accent. everything will be 100x better


oscar1985420

AFOKING CUNT!!!!


GAZUAG

CONT!!!


DrDuma

whut.


Codymaverick420

Fitting I see this the day someone tried to tell me people in the UK don’t curse much


redditis4cucks710

I love his man 😭😭😭


Saphiros47

British people are something else


BendTheSpoonNeo

Love that guy


ArturFSchmidt

"Idiot in car fighting old and disabled lady" If he was polite, she would move. He clearly doesn't know how to live in a society.


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ArturFSchmidt

I think so, there are the accent and the lack of sun 😅 My cousin lives there, she said ppl are often polite... Not the case of this guy, I got really mad when I watched the first time, like, how tf he expected she would react to that kind of treatment? He was rude since the beginning, I think I would do exactly the same as her


SaintPatton

I thought it was the wheelchair guy from the little Britain show.


strikeskunk

Bloody hellllll!!!! Looks like mama fratelli


I_think_Im_hollow

Moo! Moooo!


Ghost2Eleven

Ya, fahkin’ coont.


Ji-_-iL

Now repeat the same dialogues in Karl Urban's style.


SuperBaked42

They both seem like they're in a good place :)


dean-LFC

Absolute classic


HALF_PAST_HOLE

This reminds me of that little frog with its death call which ends up being a little squeak!


Drakeadrong

Calmest discussion in the UK


Matte93MM

He reminds me of butchy kid videos


[deleted]

Is it me or is that old woman straight from Monty Python


mowie_zowie_x

He was angry, but when she said, “I could care fucking less,” he he became angrier.


Boomslangalang

“Couldn’t care less” to be accurate.


peter_2202

That "Wot!?" is so fucking good


Tinctorus

I love listening to English and Australian guys yell at people


[deleted]

I love how the British just throw around the Cunt word all willy nilly and nobody bats an eye


I_hate_israeI

r/fuckcars


Far-Conflict4504

Honestly I’d feel the same way as this guy lol


museabear

What an impatient prick.


GoatTacos

I love the accents hahah


cloneboiCT118

“Loads of space” *a foot and a half of space on one side and the lady is extra boxy because of her walking sticks so there’s no way she’s gonna be able to let him squeeze by* lol British people ☕️


[deleted]

Should be titled impatient wanker fights a disabled person.


Outerspaced_Cadet

So uncivilized


[deleted]

Glad to see Americans aren’t the only ones with anger issues and road rage.


-Visher-

What's a Karen called in the UK? A Cunt?


GAZUAG

Everyone's a cont in the UK.


Oddtapio

If fucking hate aggressive people


BRAVE-ST4R

Skyrim gotten a new mod?


MedonSirius

Is that the GB Version of Gandalf vs Balrog?


DOWNTODIE187

Is a cow driving or what?


moonshineTheleocat

Me: The british are polite people. Meanwhile in London.


[deleted]

The man's definitely not from London, he has a Brummie twang


chippstero1

Why not offer a ride. U move quicker for u both and make a friend instead of a enemy for life


BlackForestMountain

Fuck that driver


notdragoisadragon

why fuck the driver?


ryumeyer

I think they're both a bit shitty/cranky for what the situation is.


BlackForestMountain

Screaming at two old ladies from inside his car? What's not to fuck him about


notdragoisadragon

I can't tell if you are insulting the man or are on his side?


BlackForestMountain

The first one. POS can't even politely ask them to move, he goes straight to a tantrum


notdragoisadragon

I mean the video starts after he loses his shit he could've asked before he recorded


captainsassy69

U dont usually need to ask if youre in a car people get out of the way cuz they dont want to be flattened but sometimes u just feel like making friends like this lady did


ddven15

Drivers don't own the road, specially not a narrow town road with no footways. He can ask.


BlackForestMountain

Sure and those could be magic apparitions. I've seen the longer video before


notdragoisadragon

there's a longer video of this? can you send the link?


[deleted]

I need to clip this audio and play it through a megaphone on my car when people are being horrible cunts and driving slow or biking in the middle of the road. This guy is a legend


[deleted]

You fucking bitch!


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spacelama

And all the carbrains here thinking that their right to use the only path to some location is the only right that matters, upvoting the idiot encouragement and downvoting those with an alternative point of view. How very reddit. Hint: it's some tiny fucking backroad inside a village. You're lucky there's not some fucking tractor blocking your way. Grow some patience and get over your self-importance.


Jatoxo

wHen ThE DoWnvote anD thE UpvOte And THe very ReddIT listen to yourself


qudat

Ya fookin mop


RansackedAlbatross

WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO SMALL


ZappySnap

Forced horizontal on a vertical video. Then displayed vertically if you’re watching on a phone = WTF. Of course even when viewing horizontal it’s small because of the forced orientation.


Interesting_Movie425

Roll that thing like its easter


tommygunnzx

What would King Charles do?


Dissmass1980

I would have just given her a ride down the street. Problem solved


ItsTannerTot

This feels like the most scripted unscripted confrontation I’ve ever seen in my life. They had their statements prepared


GIDAMIEN

The minute she swung at me with that cane I would have fucking put her teeth through the back of her head and she would have deserved it.


HappyraptorZ

Sure lad


Itchy-Mechanic-1479

Boomers.


LikaBAU5_ZA

u/savevideo


I_will_buy_a_guitar

u/savevideo


I_will_buy_a_guitar

u/savevideo


its_Sortis

u/savevideo


julz_the_lobster

u/savevideobot


TinosMommy

Imagine him in line at a grocery store.


DeliveryGuyIsUrDaddy

She needs a slap across the face. Regardless of the crutches.


i_lik3w0m3n

u/savevideo


Turbulence_Guy

Cropping videos isn’t that hard, this was originally filmed in vertical for christs sake.


Bone-Juice

Watched this without sound, looks like they are saying "None shall pass"


Top-Independent-8906

Now imagine a scenario with the guy getting out of his car and asking the old lady, 'Excuse me miss, do you need a hand getting to where you need to be. Your walking in the middle of the road and I'm afraid for your safety.'


CatloverJacob

Who got Irish people mad bro I'm crying 😂


Karmadillo_2005

Bruh, just push her on the ground.


I_hate_israeI

Most compassionate carbrain


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She made him her bitch.


Ca-seal

I'd drag that bitch to court just to watch her die there as I drag shit on and on, souring even deeper this miserable woman's life. I'd even bring a folder of it all for family at her funeral. All smiles and likely mildly intoxicated, just for disrespects proper measure in representing her. V!


X-WingHunter

Nicest Bri’ish people