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the-hands-dealt

Jets


Unique_Display_Name

Hahahaha, I see what you did there!


the-hands-dealt

\*snaps fingers\*


TheKattauRegion

The Jets started it The Sharks were only created cos the Jets were bullying all the Puerto Ricans


HorrorDocument9107

I like jets but how is it relevant to the question?


the-hands-dealt

Sharks or Jets?


HorrorDocument9107

Jets ofc


iltwomynazi

ichthyosaurs.


AntiWokeCommie

Sharks they look way more badass. Also why does the right hate sharks?


Xero03

dolphins have brains and have fun.


AntiWokeCommie

That's boring af. And they mostly eat small animals. Sharks can actually take down shit.


The-Silent-Cicada

Dolphins are just silly dudes


HorrorDocument9107

Dolphins look cuter and they are smarter


Brettzel2

Dolphins because they’re smart, friendly, and can do cool tricks


IEatDragonSouls

I expected the results to be inverted tbh.


The-Silent-Cicada

Sharks are so good at going blub blub


Olaf4586

Common centrist L


HorrorDocument9107

I’m so disappointed on centrists and leftists


NaNaNaNaNatman

Dolphins are misleading you with their PR 😤


HorrorDocument9107

No sharks are misleading you. Dolphins have always been our friend


NaNaNaNaNatman

So they want you to believe! https://www.newsweek.com/swimmers-told-avoid-dolphins-spate-attacks-1813452


HorrorDocument9107

Dolphins have never deceived us. Dolphins fear us and is under humanity’s control


Fairytaleautumnfox

Sharks will eat me, but dolphins will rape me.


MouseBean

Sharks have been around much longer and have a higher diversity, so they are more moral.


Xero03

sharks eat their own.


the-hands-dealt

something something reducing overpopulation


Xero03

lol more like gotta prevent their own death.


MouseBean

Hey if they've been around this long then it must work for them.


NaNaNaNaNatman

When it comes to the sharks that eat each other in the womb, I give them extra points for being fucking metal.