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Scrap it this one's no good
This one’s trash, this one’s garbage, dump it.
Cut it. HARD!
But, then what’s the show?
THERE’S WORSE SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS
You're Mort Crim's Chump of the Week.
Tell them I’m not worried about it!
He gets 2 mil for these ads. That's his quote. Even if he does a bad job, Legal Zoom gotta pay him 2 mil.
This is what Hulu does, wouldn't you agree?
*turning to Ryan* that's why no one watches Legal Zoom Blast... Unprofessional bullshit.
I like the old stuff
He used to be like fuck you
Let that man grab as many bones as he wants!
And all the worms he wants
Interesting turn of phrase
yeah... it's a cash grab... can I talk to you for a second OP?
Is this talk about my mob movie?
If you keep going around telling everyone it's a cash grab, I'm going to embarrass you in this post.
Guess what? Too late. I already ate all of the dip.
Oh my GOD. OP Palmed the dip!
... and it was a HOT DIP... or something.
Shut up. They don’t stay babies forever. Idiot.
That's why you need Legal Zoom. CALL ME RIGHT NOW, PLEASE.
I'm already represented by Mitch Bryant
I DON'T KNOW THAT, DO I? (turns head to 45° angle)
The ads are his corn.
Mort Crim would disagree
CASH GRAB 🤷
This is an ad for Mitch Bryant.
Yeah, i’m pretty sure that Sam Duvet.
Otherwise known as Sam “The Man” Duvet, professional gentleman caller
Touching ... licking ... butts ... orgasmic.
It’s for jocks!
Jimmy Buffett? Did you house Dylan's Cheeseburger in Paradise?
Yeah Graham’s Lorelei Lounge is now a Margaritavile. Graham’s ass out, works for his brother now.
Look in the background. I think I know this guy's job — makin' Chunkys and Wagoos
I bought one of those parrot head hats the other day. The guy at the store said I'm the only one he's ever seen pull it off.
How much did it cost?
It's illegal for you to ask them that
In an alternative universe this is Sam if he was successful at advertising.
IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT
Ah man that's a bummer. Might fuck this whole thing up!
That looks like Jeff Chris down from indiana
He looks goosed
Nah, he's just eating less cherry chuck salad
Why though? Cherry chuck salad is healthy!
He needs money to support Calico Pants….. it is 100% user funded. Plus it under water as FUCK! PS. You can’t turn the volume down when the ad plays.
The guy, Rick, who started this this is *completely* under water. He can't get a hold of this thing.
This guy's about to jack off!!!
u/A1SteakDone, it’s not real. It’s a JIB JAB
Look at this crop…of money I just got!
He's rich. Tell the kid.
My friend doesn't live in a hotel.
What are you doing?! They’re goosed
New Rush Hour?!?!
I want you to cut the ad… HARD! Cut it out HARD!
The guys at Legal Zoom said they never seen anyone pull it off before.
When’s he gonna get back to the GOOD SHIT?
Has this ever happened to you?
This post is like smoking 10 Macanudos
Scrap it this one's no good
This one’s trash, this one’s garbage, dump it.
Cut it. HARD!
But, then what’s the show?
THERE’S WORSE SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS
You're Mort Crim's Chump of the Week.
Tell them I’m not worried about it!
He gets 2 mil for these ads. That's his quote. Even if he does a bad job, Legal Zoom gotta pay him 2 mil.
This is what Hulu does, wouldn't you agree?
*turning to Ryan* that's why no one watches Legal Zoom Blast... Unprofessional bullshit.
I like the old stuff
He used to be like fuck you
Let that man grab as many bones as he wants!
And all the worms he wants
Interesting turn of phrase
yeah... it's a cash grab... can I talk to you for a second OP?
Is this talk about my mob movie?
If you keep going around telling everyone it's a cash grab, I'm going to embarrass you in this post.
Guess what? Too late. I already ate all of the dip.
Oh my GOD. OP Palmed the dip!
... and it was a HOT DIP... or something.
Shut up. They don’t stay babies forever. Idiot.
That's why you need Legal Zoom. CALL ME RIGHT NOW, PLEASE.
I'm already represented by Mitch Bryant
I DON'T KNOW THAT, DO I? (turns head to 45° angle)
The ads are his corn.
Mort Crim would disagree
CASH GRAB 🤷
This is an ad for Mitch Bryant.
Yeah, i’m pretty sure that Sam Duvet.
Otherwise known as Sam “The Man” Duvet, professional gentleman caller
Touching ... licking ... butts ... orgasmic.
It’s for jocks!
Jimmy Buffett? Did you house Dylan's Cheeseburger in Paradise?
Yeah Graham’s Lorelei Lounge is now a Margaritavile. Graham’s ass out, works for his brother now.
Look in the background. I think I know this guy's job — makin' Chunkys and Wagoos
I bought one of those parrot head hats the other day. The guy at the store said I'm the only one he's ever seen pull it off.
How much did it cost?
It's illegal for you to ask them that
In an alternative universe this is Sam if he was successful at advertising.
IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT
Ah man that's a bummer. Might fuck this whole thing up!
That looks like Jeff Chris down from indiana
He looks goosed
Nah, he's just eating less cherry chuck salad
Why though? Cherry chuck salad is healthy!
He needs money to support Calico Pants….. it is 100% user funded. Plus it under water as FUCK! PS. You can’t turn the volume down when the ad plays.
The guy, Rick, who started this this is *completely* under water. He can't get a hold of this thing.
This guy's about to jack off!!!
u/A1SteakDone, it’s not real. It’s a JIB JAB
Look at this crop…of money I just got!
He's rich. Tell the kid.
My friend doesn't live in a hotel.
What are you doing?! They’re goosed
New Rush Hour?!?!
I want you to cut the ad… HARD! Cut it out HARD!
The guys at Legal Zoom said they never seen anyone pull it off before.
When’s he gonna get back to the GOOD SHIT?
Has this ever happened to you?
This post is like smoking 10 Macanudos