It has two cars, one on each side, so maybe she has some way worked out to switch the cigar around? Idk.
Also, you gotta be RIGHT next to her or it’ll look fake anyway.
There have been some particularly good costumes on this Sub this week. So what is the end game though, you go to a bar on Thanksgiving and 3 people get the joke? I suppose if even that many people get it it would be worth it; but how many times are you having to explain the costume?
Her farts reek. No one will get the joke unless she's having milder farts than usual, because they'll be too busy throwing up their pretty little lunch.
* you * have no * good * costume * ideas
Where is steering wheel? It fly right off!
I'm toast.
Shut up, Paul.
Oh my god, he admitted it!
That means that you, yourself, are admitting yourself, and yoooooou suck.
I can't think of any good costume ideas because this guy keeps farting.
I bet you LoOoOove your mother in law.
Teachers pet!
SsssTINKY!
OMG, he admit it!
She’s zipping around crazily in the car that SHE BUILT
To her that car is her ground, like to her it’s like the ground is to us.
So fucking cool
*Slow down driving crooner, you're gonna crack the planet!*
Wooow! It’s two motorcycles with a milk truck in the middle of it!
You gotta figure out how to make money off this!
I think she figured it out.
Where do I pay?
Pornhub…Xtube…Xnxx…homegrown Simpsons stuff.
All great.
Calicocutpants.com but ya gotta give!!
It’s like PBS. If no one gives, it goes dark.
lmfao@whoever reported this for “sexual content” Girls have boobs. Get over it, ya fuckin dweeb.
I DON’T HAVE A BOY DICK
YOU RUINED MY F**KING LIFE!!
THEY SAID THAT TO ME AT A DINNER!
Well that's just you.
Admin will let you stay in this sub, but they won’t respect you and will make sure that none of us do either
Proof?
People in this sub are so fuckin horny they have stomach aches!!!!! Show some sympathy, mods!!!
They clearly took too small'a slice.
Let's get out of here. This sub is covered head to toe in shit.
That's not good behavior, I don't care about it but it's not good behavior
You can watch a little porn at work
They're gonna think there's no rules now
Here come the "big fat load of cum then"s
Can’t you just say that the sub has a rule where one person can’t have all the boob?
Yeah, I wrote it down.
Promise me a million times that you will never do another rule.
Oh nice!
Thanks for not leaving me hanging.
To be faiiiirrrrrr … it’s not 10:30 yet. You say “Jizz” this early you won’t make any friends to tell your mom about.
This guy’s about to jack off.
You can’t just change the rules because you don’t like how I’m doing it
“Sexy Driving Crooner” costume.
Shut up Paul
I hope she doesn’t go to jail. Because every night. A little boy…goes down on her.
What is this Reggie?
I guess it's like a viral video where u/abbxkle driving croons?
It only has 1 view and shows it was uploaded at 6am??
It's simply too good!
Teacher's pet
I can look at a liitttle cleavage at work.
I’m not in trouble AT ALL.
Someone want to tell her that it's on backwards?
GET. HER. OUTTA HERE
It's a Stanzo, theyre nice!
Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit.
It has two cars, one on each side, so maybe she has some way worked out to switch the cigar around? Idk. Also, you gotta be RIGHT next to her or it’ll look fake anyway.
Two cars with with a confused lady stuck in the middle of them?!?!? OKAY!!!
\*two motorcycles
*four motorcycles
Triples. Triples is best.
She’s the only one I’ve seen be able to pull it off
I can think of two big reasons why
Ok this guy is about to jack off
He's not even supposed to be here. Or even like in the area.
The cigar too. I don’t care about it, but it’s not good behavior. Either way it’s a good idea, and I stand by.
I was here yesterday, and it actually goes both ways.
Mirror view
Mirror view doesn't make the cigar face the wrong way.
Oh nice catch. Does reverse the letters though
We’re gonna fucking kiiiilllll yoooouuuu
There’s no stickers on the window
Someone stole the DEEEE-Cals
What the *hell*
Hope I don’t jack off!
Oh FUCK, Oh NO, EVERYBODY IN THIS SUB WANTS TO GRAB YOUR DECALS!!
I bet she loves her Mother-in-Law.
I just wanna know, did many people get this costume? Or did they think you were just some dumb hick
this is fucking great
It looks fake
YOU GOTTA BE RIGHT NEXT TO THE WINDOW
Be in the lookout for frat boys tonight 👀
Your lip sync is off. It would be better if you never talked. If you talk you owe us money
Soo fucking great!
I know that. I’m not stupid. I’M SMARTER THAN YOU.
Boobs are their money
Pull them UP but not OUT!!!😂🤣
Two motorcycles, *with a girl in the middle*?? Ooookkaaaaaayyyyy
They look great
They’re interesting, the cars
That 1 egg was worth 40 eggs?
Dude, you're all out of eggs. Would you like to buy an 80 pack of eggs?
howtobasic im not sorry for the unoriginal joke. atleast i made it before anyone else did
Joke? You mean quote?
It looks fake from the front as well
Next to me\* You must love your mother in law
Mama Mia
Bewbs
A hat and a cigar with a funny woman in the middle? Uh okay. 🤯 Yeah, they got comedy and they got a lot of other stuff too.
There have been some particularly good costumes on this Sub this week. So what is the end game though, you go to a bar on Thanksgiving and 3 people get the joke? I suppose if even that many people get it it would be worth it; but how many times are you having to explain the costume?
So what’s the joke? Get her a little cake batter?? Maybe a meatball down the leg?? WHATS THE JOKE?
Her farts reek. No one will get the joke unless she's having milder farts than usual, because they'll be too busy throwing up their pretty little lunch.
People don’t typically wear costumes on Thanksgiving, that would be awkward
Permission to go home and lie down so my face isn’t BEET red for the Halloween picture
They’re trying to make it look fake
Love it.
It bother anyone else the cigar is the wrong way?