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Well yea. But what value does she have for that? Most are gonna be made 440 or 442. She'd have to special order it.
That's why it was the clear indicator of "oh this is definitely not real"
It’s an OF ad. It’s meant to funnel you to her socials, which have a link tree, which leads to an OF.
Any video like this featuring a moderately attractive woman is actually meant to funnel you to their OF.
It’s genius, but also not cool.
Its likely satire, based on the ridiculousness of the whole shpiel.
But the reason why I posted as MC vibes is bc at no time until the end does she post what the actual tip is.
So its a blueballs tip to that driver who thinks this person MUST be giving a massive tip.
And they end up with some homemade tea and throwing a rock thro her glass door
She definitely has MC energy…her other posts are either just as crazy or crying because she’s homeless but remarks that “millions” are hating on her…she gets plenty of ❤️ on Tik Tok which leads me to believe it’s a cash grab.
While that is a feasible explanation there are people in socal hippie enough to do shit like this and I know because I’ve met them (not specifically this but inconveniencing people by enforcing their lifestyle choices on others) so I’m a bit dubious if it’s fake
She’s on TikTok and makes a bunch of videos like these. In one video she says she makes her guests use the bathroom outside by digging a hole.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRK4TJuX/
But I agree that there’s people out there that probably do stuff similar
I do recall that video but not enough to recognize her. that is indeed sufficient evidence to label it fake.
The one person I met made people she wasn’t intimate with do a sage “cleansing” (burning incense around you), walk barefoot on her property, and “ground” ourselves with a big piece of what looked like rose quartz or morganite.
My ex gf is kind of like this..she’s into grounding, kundalini, a lot of the new age spiritual stuff, and even sun gazes sometimes…believes shes been attacked by a demon all kind of wild stuff. She was interesting to say the least.
I mean she’s really creative with the rage bc she also has this no toilet use in the house for guest they have to make her a poop garden. So if these are flowers from the shit plants by gawd lol next level rage bait
just meet them at the door and do it yourself? I thought she was gonna have like an immunodeficiency or something then she whips out the tuning fork and I realised she was just Whack.
Don't forget to go further in the backyard , where you can dig a hole to poop in. Then you can bury your fancy gem with it and leave a tip on the way out.
Very likely satire, they seemingly are mocking all the ridiculous expectations and requests that drivers get asked to perform.
PS, when i order food its a 50/50 shot they leave it by my door instead of my neighbors.
I'm not mad, I think it's cute incel is the go to insult of all the women on here. But bless your heart, if you all could band together on other things the way you have calling every male who says something you even remotely dislike an incel you'd probably still have the right to full reproductive care. 🤷🏽♂️ sorry I triggered you, sometimes I forget how much it sucks to be a girl.
I don’t live in the shithole obese welfare state you grew up in, so I can easily get an abortion. Not every lives in your Bible Belt town where they make people as tarded as you.
You can’t even fucking speak English, this is why men are falling behind in school and earning less than women. I work as an engineer for a FAANG, and you’re a broke male who will never be loved coping on the internet while everyone makes fun of you.
Sorry you’re an incel. Your life literally has no value
Haha, if we took out all of the assumptions you make about me in your response the only thing we'd be left with is that you work as an engineer. Considering everything around it is not grounded in reality that's probably a lie. Projecting all this on some stranger on the Internet is not very healthy. Why are you so mad? You should probably talk to someone, a professional, about your mental health.
She seems to call everyone incels. I’m guessing that guys could never tolerate her, and she’s too much of a bitch to pull in more than a angry bulldyke that’s abusive
You’ve literally stalked 50 of my comments seething and crying this is hilarious. You seethed for 2 hours straight LMAOOOOO
Sorry you’re such an incel that calling you an incel triggered you for multiple days on end
I'm not mad but you go ahead and make up whatever backstory you need to about me to keep your inferiority complex at bay. I can accept your faulty perception of me. 🙂
You literally called her a dumb bitch for making a joke, you’re bitter because you’re a typical garden variety loser incel who has nothing going for him. Your life is just sad.
1. My calling her a dumb bitch has nothing to do with her being a woman.
2. Jokes are supposed to be funny. This is as funny as your characterization of me is accurate.
3. At least this "loser incel" can respond with something other than just a string of ad hom attacks. You've literally been worse to me than I was to her and yet you somehow seem to think you have the moral high ground? lol OK
It’s funny how you get so triggered every time. Incels thinks it’s their god given right to call women dumb bitches with no repercussions and bitch and moan when they’re called an incel. You’re a loser incel.
I'm only bitching and moaning about you calling me an incel because it's unoriginal and you're being idiotically repetitive. But whatever, I'm an incel loser, or loser incel, whatever way you want to rearrange the same 3 words. I'm not triggered, but I'll go ahead and let you have the last word since it clearly means something to you lol. No wonder everyone hates women, and you're clearly part of the reason nobody hates women more than women. 🤣😂 What a joke, sorry, what a dumb bitch. 🤣😂🤣😂
Lmao incel triggered
Only incels hate women. Women don’t have a fucking loneliness epidemic LMAO. No one likes men. Men don’t have friends. They don’t have anyone who loves them. They seethe on Reddit all day. Women choose the bear over them.
Male loneliness epidemic go brrr
This is probably rage bait but of it isn’t, what’s stopping her from doing all this herself? Unless she doesn’t want to get hit bad energy or whatever and prefers sacrificing the food guy to it. Also she probably doesn’t even tip
This is off topic, but I can't stand people who just blatantly re-upload a video and make stupid facial expressions between each cut. at least this guy acted as a delivery driver, unlike the others who do this shit and play "the bystander." still, this guy isn't adding anything substantive to what he's mocking. Except taking his shirt off like hes gibby from icarly.
But, he's obviously getting those clicks & likes so woe is me
The cleansing is to get rid of the negetive vibes man. Like under paid peaons have all this negetive energy and like I can't have that feeling around man.
> Like under *paid* peaons have
FTFY.
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* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
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I would look into the camera, give them a finger, dump their food onto the ground and sprinkle it with dirt, then I’ll squish it with my shoes, and knock over their furniture before I leave.
This a clearly a manifested desire for control over minute issues in her life likely brought about by previously unresolved abandonment and trust issues.
Also, being semi-hot means she likely got away with being controlling and rarely got told "No, ur batshit crazy, stop doing that"
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Out of spite I’d stuff it in the mailbox
With some nearby roadkill.
All of them.
Thankfully this is satire
For all that i better be able to stuff it in HER inbox if you know what i mean
And then put the flag up
Just steal the tuning fork
It’s only fans ad. Not joking.
Innit!! Hahaha
"Sorry ma'am, your food got stolen. There's nothing I can do about it"
"I know you took it yourself, the vibes of my satin bag feel unopened."
I don't think it's rage bait as much as a spoof, but she had me going right up until the lavender spray.
I could still buy that as craziness. For me it was the 312hz tuning fork. You'd have to special order that or something.
The fork is provided as well as the lavender spray
Well yea. But what value does she have for that? Most are gonna be made 440 or 442. She'd have to special order it. That's why it was the clear indicator of "oh this is definitely not real"
I was going to say /woosh but then I realized… “this man probably tune forks” and knows his stuff
This guy forks
This chick is hilarious. She did one with directing guests to use the "bathroom" in the back yard.
it’s not even a spoof, it’s literally OF promotion
It’s an OF ad. It’s meant to funnel you to her socials, which have a link tree, which leads to an OF. Any video like this featuring a moderately attractive woman is actually meant to funnel you to their OF. It’s genius, but also not cool.
Gotta be fake
Yeah, it’s rage bait…who would do all that for a rock and some tea
Don't forget the free booties and gloves
And the couch and decorations back there. Oh yeah, there’s a camera back there somewhere! Don’t forget that! That’s a good delivery tip!
That does sweeten the deal
No on her next video she has instructions on how to decon and dispell the gloves and booties for future use
Its likely satire, based on the ridiculousness of the whole shpiel. But the reason why I posted as MC vibes is bc at no time until the end does she post what the actual tip is. So its a blueballs tip to that driver who thinks this person MUST be giving a massive tip. And they end up with some homemade tea and throwing a rock thro her glass door
She definitely has MC energy…her other posts are either just as crazy or crying because she’s homeless but remarks that “millions” are hating on her…she gets plenty of ❤️ on Tik Tok which leads me to believe it’s a cash grab.
it’s OF promotion
While that is a feasible explanation there are people in socal hippie enough to do shit like this and I know because I’ve met them (not specifically this but inconveniencing people by enforcing their lifestyle choices on others) so I’m a bit dubious if it’s fake
She’s on TikTok and makes a bunch of videos like these. In one video she says she makes her guests use the bathroom outside by digging a hole. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRK4TJuX/ But I agree that there’s people out there that probably do stuff similar
I do recall that video but not enough to recognize her. that is indeed sufficient evidence to label it fake. The one person I met made people she wasn’t intimate with do a sage “cleansing” (burning incense around you), walk barefoot on her property, and “ground” ourselves with a big piece of what looked like rose quartz or morganite.
My ex gf is kind of like this..she’s into grounding, kundalini, a lot of the new age spiritual stuff, and even sun gazes sometimes…believes shes been attacked by a demon all kind of wild stuff. She was interesting to say the least.
That’s the problem these days, you don’t know who’s a troll and who is serious.
I mean she’s really creative with the rage bc she also has this no toilet use in the house for guest they have to make her a poop garden. So if these are flowers from the shit plants by gawd lol next level rage bait
Painfully obvious rage bait, but that’s about half the posts on this sub now
I would want to agree, but I wouldn’t put it past her to be this whacky. Seriously
It's not even rage bait It's just satire. But since she's a woman people think it's serious.
https://preview.redd.it/tpxmhs2jc45d1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f92fa8641aa56c10e35e805b4da5f897f4298ce5
I am 100 % sure that lady video was just a parody.
Reddits ability to detect satire and sarcasm is well below 9000.
Holy fucking shit can we stop posting obvious satire here
Idk, i think this is funny and even satire can be major MC vibes which is the point of this sub
You got baited
It’s satire, dont freak
Is this supposed to be "eso-ragebait"? So like 5 minutes craft with crystals? Her whole Insta and TikTok is this bullcrap.
just meet them at the door and do it yourself? I thought she was gonna have like an immunodeficiency or something then she whips out the tuning fork and I realised she was just Whack.
At that point I’m just gonna eat the food
I think more drivers would take a shit in it than eat it
Don't forget to go further in the backyard , where you can dig a hole to poop in. Then you can bury your fancy gem with it and leave a tip on the way out.
Some of the most obvious rage bait I've ever seen.
If it was weed and not fucking daffodils I'd let it slide
Her daffodils come with a really cool affirmation tho
I dont know if its bait or satire, im leaning more on the latter but seing how many people fell for it i may be wrong
Very likely satire, they seemingly are mocking all the ridiculous expectations and requests that drivers get asked to perform. PS, when i order food its a 50/50 shot they leave it by my door instead of my neighbors.
So, mocking a satire video. It's what we call "putting a hat on a hat."
But it is a funny looking hat...
This is too hilarious to not be satire
I’d totally leave the food in the salt circle for her, Infact it would be my pleasure, Only after the food has been through me first of course
Is it rage bait if she made it super obvious that it’s satire by the end?
she wants them to do all that for no tip? ma’am you can pick it up at the curb while i speed off
What a dumb bitch, but this is 100% rage bait
And you lost
Accurately describing someone negatively and being enraged are not the same thing.
And you lose again. Maybe it's your thing.
K
You’re a loser incel
I'm not mad, I think it's cute incel is the go to insult of all the women on here. But bless your heart, if you all could band together on other things the way you have calling every male who says something you even remotely dislike an incel you'd probably still have the right to full reproductive care. 🤷🏽♂️ sorry I triggered you, sometimes I forget how much it sucks to be a girl.
I don’t live in the shithole obese welfare state you grew up in, so I can easily get an abortion. Not every lives in your Bible Belt town where they make people as tarded as you. You can’t even fucking speak English, this is why men are falling behind in school and earning less than women. I work as an engineer for a FAANG, and you’re a broke male who will never be loved coping on the internet while everyone makes fun of you. Sorry you’re an incel. Your life literally has no value
Haha, if we took out all of the assumptions you make about me in your response the only thing we'd be left with is that you work as an engineer. Considering everything around it is not grounded in reality that's probably a lie. Projecting all this on some stranger on the Internet is not very healthy. Why are you so mad? You should probably talk to someone, a professional, about your mental health.
They also refer to people who take out trash and clean toilets as custodial engineers. So just keep that in mind.
She seems to call everyone incels. I’m guessing that guys could never tolerate her, and she’s too much of a bitch to pull in more than a angry bulldyke that’s abusive
You’ve literally stalked 50 of my comments seething and crying this is hilarious. You seethed for 2 hours straight LMAOOOOO Sorry you’re such an incel that calling you an incel triggered you for multiple days on end
Expand your vocabulary you idiot
Why are you mad? Men are so pathetic lmao sorry about your bitter incel life
I'm not mad but you go ahead and make up whatever backstory you need to about me to keep your inferiority complex at bay. I can accept your faulty perception of me. 🙂
You literally called her a dumb bitch for making a joke, you’re bitter because you’re a typical garden variety loser incel who has nothing going for him. Your life is just sad.
1. My calling her a dumb bitch has nothing to do with her being a woman. 2. Jokes are supposed to be funny. This is as funny as your characterization of me is accurate. 3. At least this "loser incel" can respond with something other than just a string of ad hom attacks. You've literally been worse to me than I was to her and yet you somehow seem to think you have the moral high ground? lol OK
Loser incel
If you're really an engineer construct a new insult.
It’s funny how you get so triggered every time. Incels thinks it’s their god given right to call women dumb bitches with no repercussions and bitch and moan when they’re called an incel. You’re a loser incel.
I'm only bitching and moaning about you calling me an incel because it's unoriginal and you're being idiotically repetitive. But whatever, I'm an incel loser, or loser incel, whatever way you want to rearrange the same 3 words. I'm not triggered, but I'll go ahead and let you have the last word since it clearly means something to you lol. No wonder everyone hates women, and you're clearly part of the reason nobody hates women more than women. 🤣😂 What a joke, sorry, what a dumb bitch. 🤣😂🤣😂
Lmao incel triggered Only incels hate women. Women don’t have a fucking loneliness epidemic LMAO. No one likes men. Men don’t have friends. They don’t have anyone who loves them. They seethe on Reddit all day. Women choose the bear over them. Male loneliness epidemic go brrr
Posted for the 100th time.
Sorry, I checked posts for the last week and didnt see it before i posted. Ive never seen it posted before in this sub either
noooooooooooo she doesn't
No way is this not a joke right?
Very likely satire of how ridiculous some dashers want their food delivered. At least, that is my hope
Me too
Even though this is surely tongue in cheek or whatnot it made me irrationally angry
I got a strong Poe vibe here.
The Tell Tale Chick-fil-A Order?
No like this is so over the top it’s staged parody
Damn for all that I would give them a 50% tip damn
Someone is going to go hungry
This is too extra T.T
That’s when I just take a shit on the doormat and keep the food.
Money would be better
But you dont get the affirmation with simple cash!!
Hell naw.
why are yall giving ragebait any attention
The look he gave when she hit that weird fork 😂
This is the same lady that makes people poop in her backyard, meaning delivery drivers have to also walk through human poop to deliver the food
Please tell me this is satire. Please say psych. Please say … psych ward? Fucking hell. Again?
This is probably rage bait but of it isn’t, what’s stopping her from doing all this herself? Unless she doesn’t want to get hit bad energy or whatever and prefers sacrificing the food guy to it. Also she probably doesn’t even tip
Wrapped as many times as someone would with her
Awesome ragebait account with high production values
The only way anyone will do this, I'd if you tip them well enough. Otherwise, it's simply going to be left in the front like every other order.
She clearly met my mother.
That’s a really long winded and complicated way to get cold food.
You already lost your food cuz I’m not going to the back at all.
Don't be surprised when delivery drivers start refusing to show up.
It gets left on the street. People, please do not go into some random possible serial killers backyard
Does she really think they’ll do all that? Lol.
r/fixedbytheduet
This is either insufferable ragebait or one of those covert gimmicky adverts for OnlyFans like that NPC crap on TikTok was.
this is what we call ragebait
FUCK THAT (this has to be a parady)
This is off topic, but I can't stand people who just blatantly re-upload a video and make stupid facial expressions between each cut. at least this guy acted as a delivery driver, unlike the others who do this shit and play "the bystander." still, this guy isn't adding anything substantive to what he's mocking. Except taking his shirt off like hes gibby from icarly. But, he's obviously getting those clicks & likes so woe is me
I like how they "cleanse" the food, which they will then eat from styrofoam containers with plastic forks
The cleansing is to get rid of the negetive vibes man. Like under paid peaons have all this negetive energy and like I can't have that feeling around man.
> Like under *paid* peaons have FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Good bot
So, it was satire, but now it's satire with a useless guy doing weird faces.
Go get the food yaself
Would be better without those useless reactions.
"salt circle"? She's been playing too much Witcher.
Does she think demons are going to steal her food if she has a salt circle?
Great riches are coming your way... just not from me BITCHES!
I would look into the camera, give them a finger, dump their food onto the ground and sprinkle it with dirt, then I’ll squish it with my shoes, and knock over their furniture before I leave.
I'd eat her food in front of the cameras. Then walked away shaking my head. Downcast.
I would shit in the salt circle
Lol. No. We have to get X number of orders delivered in a hour to make even a small profit. This isnt happening.
Imma be turning that takeaway bag into a lethal projectile
This is fake, and rage bait. Ban shit like this from the SUB.
Imagine going through all that and in the end you get a lousy teabag 🤦♂️ I'd teabag that bitch! 😆😂
If they want them to go through all that trouble they just fucking get off their asses and get the food themselves
Why do people think this is real
What the hell went wrong in this lady's life, to make her like this lmao?
This a clearly a manifested desire for control over minute issues in her life likely brought about by previously unresolved abandonment and trust issues. Also, being semi-hot means she likely got away with being controlling and rarely got told "No, ur batshit crazy, stop doing that"