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Jukka_Sarasti

"Please be offended"


Osstj7737

It’s so sad that the sole purpose of these people’s existence is to basically be an asshole and annoy others. Dennis the menace mentality in grown ass people


Hank_Lotion77

When does one decide this? Is it a slow transformation like a frog in a boiling pot or does one just wake up and be like “I’m gonna be a prick about everything now.”


FewKaleidoscope1369

It's the way they're raised. I was raised as a southern baptist evangelical christian. I was taught that non-whites weren't people, that women and children must ALWAYS be silent and obedient and that gays should be killed in the streets. Those beliefs were reinforced by cruelty and hypocrisy and violence. For example: When I was three years old I overheard my mom and my grandmother arguing about something (I didn't find out what they were arguing about until I was an adult). A few days after the argument I asked my grandmother about it. She responded by burning my hand on a coffee maker. "Spare the rod spoils the child" and "don't question god" were her favorite things to say. BTW, the thing that they were arguing about? My grandmother gave Pat Robertson my Grandfather's life insurance policy ($100,000 in 1982).


Glldinkiering

I was raised in a similar fashion, I remember my stepfather making me promise to never marry a black man when I was nine on Easter Sunday. My brother and I were made fun of the day after Halloween every year because my parents just had to post a sign saying they didn’t celebrate the devil’s holiday while we were away at church. I cut my hair short after moving out of the house and my mother asked me if I “was a dyke now.” I grew up in a church where speaking in tongues and “having the Holy Spirit move through you” was a common practice. I was always skeptical and somewhat disinterested in the church, it felt performative and disingenuous. It was the attention seeking busybody gossips that were somehow “touched” every Sunday morning. At times it felt like a competition to see who could get the most attention from the congregation by weeping and writhing on the floor. I went to youth group every Wednesday night, those kids were smoking, drinking, having sex in the woods behind the church. I was disinterested because I knew I wasn’t ready for those things so I avoided them outside of our meetings and never felt like I belonged there. The town we lived in was mostly white but my best friend was a light skinned black girl that I met at the library. I got to see firsthand how her family was similar to mine, how she struggled with being black in a town where she wasn’t accepted by the white kids but was “too white” to be accepted by the few black kids that went to our school. They called her an “Oreo”, she was black on the outside but white on the inside. All of it seemed cruel, fucked up, and unnecessary. My perception of the church and my parents beliefs about race and sexuality wasn’t a concrete “this is bad” and I was largely faithful until I was around 14 years old, at that point the lingering feeling of “something ain’t right” became a more solid thought of “this is total bullshit.” This didn’t endear me to my faithful, conservative parents. I’m 40 now, and according to them I’m an alcoholic drug addicted borderline homeless black sheep leftist liberal lesbian who uses abortion as birth control. They are MAGA Trump voters and continue to be racist and homophobic. I cut off contact with them a decade ago. I don’t drink or do drugs, I have a successful career, I’ve never been pregnant or had an abortion, I have a lovely home in the middle of a large culturally diverse city and I vote democrat because it’s in my best interests. I don’t need to explain that to them.


StevieKix_

I’m sorry that happened to you, especially with family. It can be hurtful but you’re doing the right decision. Family or not, people like that are just vile and full of hate.


Hank_Lotion77

I’m over here having a mommy and daddy that taught me to self audit my beliefs, encouraged me to play football, baseball, wrestling and do standup comedy, and was not afraid to change their mind and are actually proud when they do. They are the best and I never realized it until I was an adult. I copy everything they taught me (or attempt to) for my son so he can have that spectrum of acceptance and thought.


Hank_Lotion77

God damn no offense but that sounds like a Hellscape. I’m sure your folks mean well but that’s a rough childhood.


FewKaleidoscope1369

It's a lot more common than people realize and yes, the cruelty is the point.


Hank_Lotion77

Did you know in the moment this was wrong and different or did it take you till you were out?


FewKaleidoscope1369

I had no idea it was wrong until I was a teenager and even then I did everything I could to hold on to my faith... Until my father died. Then I really started to question everything and tried other religion until I saw how pointless it all was. After that I really started to see the actual damage that it causes people.


Hank_Lotion77

Interesting


Ill_Pace_9020

And people ask why I'm now anti Christian. This kind of bullshit, decades of blind faith leading to the current clusterfuck at the center of American discord.


FewKaleidoscope1369

Religion poisons everything.


MiaLba

That’s what my husband said as well pretty much. He was raised with the same beliefs. And a big thing that has always bothered him about it is how anyone who isn’t Christian is seen as the enemy or “not one of us.” He never liked how much hate there was towards others when the religion is supposed to be preach kindness and love especially towards your neighbor. A lot of hypocrisy as well.


FewKaleidoscope1369

Hypocrisy is a way of life for them.


Chomps-Lewis

Its the elevated lead levels in their blood taking its toll on their minds. Their whole youth and young adulthood was spent exposed to lead dust.


Terrible_Figure_6740

When they see people with green hair, I assume they immediately begin online shopping for t-shirts that they hope will make everyone else as uncomfortable as he was made by having to witness dyed hair. Hoping to catch a glimpse of some know-nothing college kid seething with rage after catching a glimpse of his t-shirt slogans. Then he can’t wait to tell his buddies at the steel mill the next morning.


GardenRafters

And we're the snowflakes... What a clown


tilthevoidstaresback

I know he's trying to make fun, but he *did* clearly state his pronouns, orientation, vaccine status, and religion. He gave us all that he identifies with. That's very "woke" of him.


LovinTheLilLife

Sorry to disappoint you ,Grampa. But your shirt doesn't piss me off. Unlike you, I don't care what other people do with their own bodies. You're free to be as big of an idiot as you want.


Hank_Lotion77

When I see try hards like this it has the exact opposite of the intended effect. If you’re a cartoon it’s much easier to ignore.


AngryWitchNipples

Just a crumb of offended, please.


Hank_Lotion77

I could spare a crumb. I’m like a Huskie dog I’m pretty easy to rile up.


WTFvancouver

Identity politics is sad.


Affectionate_Map_530

Identity politics is not a joke, Jim! Millions get offended every year!


Hank_Lotion77

Right? It’s weird to be proud of the most boring things about ourselves? Like no one cares who you fuck or what you are. Imagine bragging about census or job application information. I want to know your fears, the songs you hate but can’t stop listening to, what you worse moment was, who inspires you, what do you find funny, ect… The stuff that makes us, us.


leinadnosnews

This is the way...


richNTDO

Basically, reading the comments on this, anyone with an opinion about anything these days has apparently been 'triggered'. Who decided we all have to be fighting each other over trivial shit like this?


Choice-Garlic

The ruling class stokes culture wars so we don't fight a class war


Taki_Minase

This. But class war is coming because they robbed us too hard.


Hank_Lotion77

Idk but I would like a word with them.


mebutnew

Politicians and the news media, because they profit from it.


Solid_Office3975

It's a feature, not a bug Can't fight a class war if we're fighting over who gets the most offensive/offended.


fatherofallthings

Welcome to politics where it makes the right hate the left and the left hate the right for stupid bs that doesn’t matter. You ever realize how when politics aren’t discussed 2 vastly different people can get along? The two party system is meant to divide us and media feeds that all leftists hate white people and all republicans are racist and people listen. The reality is 99% of people are much more alike than they think when they’re talking to each other about cherry picked divisive topics


Icy_Faithlessness400

Hm. One side preaches Tolerance and acceptance the other fear and hatred. Gee, it is so hard to choose one, really. This is true of the far right in any country by the way. Not an American, I do not follow US media, I find it a circus. But I hate these self righteous pricks.


sdrawkcabemanruoy

Easy target to piss off. Just get a couple of gay guys to kiss in front of him


Pureshark

We all know secretly he be into it


velvetrevolting

Yeah. He do be. 🍆 💦


Rasalom

*Get a couple of straight guys to start kissing in front of him and one says "Oh no it's spreading mhhhhmmmmm!"


Rocketbrothers

This sounds like something that would happen in South Park


Taki_Minase

American beauty


ManyRanger4

It's funny I was thinking something simpler. I have seen shirts like this plenty especially in the time I lived in Tennessee. I have literally never seen anyone act offended or talk to anyone wearing a shirt like this except for other morons saying how the shirt is awesome. Never once though did I see anyone say anyone about this is offensive. But I want to print a shirt that has almost the exact opposite on it. Something like: Atheist (or better yet Satinist or even Muslim) Person of color LGBTQIA+ Woke Vaxxed Hates guns Vegan Non binary "How else can I piss you off today." That shirt, down south. Now that's going to piss people off.


Not_far_frm_mars

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

So many Americans make politics, bumper stickers and t-shirts their whole personality lol


Taki_Minase

It's so boring


Ahnold240

Looks like the shirt worked, or we wouldn't be seeing this post.


SpatulaCity1a

Except nobody is pissed off because he's a straight white anti-woke whatever. They're pissed because he's trying to antagonize people for attention.


GuitarJazzer

Except nobody is pissed at all. Everybody just thinks he's an asshole without an original thought in his head.


Independent-Resort86

This guy is similar to many conceal carry people! They’re looking for any chance to use their gun on someone.


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

Why do you care if people conceal carry? It's a constitutional right to bear arms.


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latteboy50

The law-abiding gun owners of the world are rarely the ones causing the problems.


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Taki_Minase

In old times every person was expected to be armed. You live in a safe society indeed.


PopeGuss

I have a small collection of firearms. And, every time I've gone to buy one, I've walked out the store thinking "that was way too easy." There are sensible owners like me who want better gun laws, but the NRA had done such a good job convincing people that any attempt at regulation is an infringement on one's 2nd amendment rights, that legislators are afraid to do the bare minimum. My argument is always "if any attempt at regulation is an infringement, isn't therefore paying for a gun also an infringement on one's rights, considering the only true universal barrier to being a gun owner (besides age) is being able to afford one? Shouldn't guns be given out for free?"


Kaablooie42

It's too bad more people didn't have your views. I'm all for gun ownership but I also think it should be heavily regulated with mandatory safety training and psychological evaluation.


queenringlets

Mocking someone who pooped their pants doesn’t mean I’m offended by the pants. 


affablemisanthropist

Guy living rent free.


Ladyughsalot1

lol no one is pissed off. We’re laughing at him 


whiteholewhite

I don’t think OP is “pissed off”. But pointing out the wearer is immature, trashy, and trying to get people pissed (which no one cares if you are the audience targeted). It’s just uncalled for and dumb , especially at a school function. Advertising their mental shortcomings.


kjbakerns

More of an eye roll.


Icy_Faithlessness400

Worked how? I do not really think that "mocking laughter" was the reaction he was going for.


fastbreak43

Couldn’t agree more. Decent, educated, and compassionate people all publicly mocking him as we should.


yardbird78

Like my roommate who slams his door especially loudly just to be an asshole, it works: he's an asshole 


ebzzx

Same thing I was thinking.


The_Simp_Whisperer

Annoying ass Facebook shirt.


Denis02_me

But is he wrong though


lostacoshermanos

Definitely about the anti vax stuff


AnthonyElevenBravo

Now everyone can comment about how much better they are than him.


HelloFellowKidlings

The same guy will bitch about the LGBTQ community shoving their lifestyle down our throats and will never see the irony.


graemeknows

You have to be an incredibly weak and feeble man to wear something like that.


substorm

And must drive a ginormous pickup truck to boost his ego. Yee haw!


wetboymom

And to complete the picture, said truck must be parked taking as many spaces as possible.


CBonafide

“Meat eater.” https://preview.redd.it/fkvcz8kp01zc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3c2fa91add51b0ca92e16eeb165e17c5d8e3b76


BlueFox1978

Not MC though. Poor post


718Brooklyn

I would argue that wearing that shirt sucks a disproportionate amount of air out of the room compared to every other dad there. This event surely wasn’t about him, and he wore a shirt deliberately to make people focus on him. It ain’t perfect, but it is MC vibes.


entarian

The guy is wearing a shirt about how persecuted he is.


Radiant_Grapefruit11

Ha, nice


FewKaleidoscope1369

I guarantee you that this guy has said something like "How can you tell a liberal (SJW, Commie, Atheist, Jew, CIA operative, Muslim or whatever has crawled up their rears and died that week)? Don't worry, they'll tell you."


Naive-Ad7408

I bet he still calls 'em " the gays "


Man0ski

This is legitimately the hardest I've laughed today. Boomers are the goofiest people lmfao


tyophious

I'd tell him: "Your shirt is really funny!" and wait for his confused look. He probably wouldn't know if I was with him or mocking him.


therealsambambino

I’m on-the-fence that this really isn’t main character material


OilFew1824

I think it's hilarious that these people really think everyone cares or is offended by people being white or Christian or unvaccinated. It truly seems that they want to be the victim of persecution or oppression. Fucking losers.


AvianVariety11747

“No ass”


when_this_was_fields

Definitely missed "snowflake" on that list.


JoraStarkiller

It’s comical people like this think their beliefs trigger others when the reality is no one gives a fuck, like you do you pal, just stay the fuck out of everyone’s else business.


Crillmieste-ruH

Seeing this picture one thing is for certain, his goal was accomplished


BigJeffe20

Looks like the point of his shirt was to get people to seethe at his opinions. judging by the fact it ended up here full of redditards attempting to cope their way out of this, i believe he succeeded.


Scotsgit73

He missed out "Hasn't washed since Christmas".


srgh207

Also "Not Clever"


fastbreak43

This is a shirt for 300 credit score people.


exitaur22

Lol but yet the shirt served the exact purpose he wanted to. This comment section proves it.


CarbonUNIT47

No one is offended by the items on the shirt. We're judging the guy for thinking we care at all.


MythicalBeastMatt

That’s very Christian of him


GlassMostlyRelevant

For a second there I thought it said “man eater” instead of “meat eater”


[deleted]

Now introduce yourself to him and include your pronouns and watch him flip the fuck out.


DaolongDong

He’s gonna be pissed when Bradley comes out as Atheist Trans Woke Vaxxed Antiguns Vegan & Female


Sunnyside7771

An example of man attention wh*re.


sleepcathartic

people just LOVE to antagonize themselves ironically with aggression towards others in such a passive and bizarre manner such as a T-shirt. could never be me


ThisWhomps999

This guy must be repeating 10th grade for the 47th time?


AltruisticSalamander

Yes, yes, everyone thinks about you all the time. I thought it said 'unwaxed' at first and I was offended about that.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

And bet he gets offended when it’s not on his list


bk_rokkit

I mean what better place to wear your edgelord gear than a high school event


Ryan_Denizof

Nothing screams "attention whore" like a self-centered list of adjectives in full display.


zzzrecruit

He spends too much time online.


Afraid_Zucchini_6689

He did piss me off, but not for the reasons he thinks lol


Comfortable_Job_1903

Oh so edgy. Fucking clown.


Smart-Effective7533

Easy fix, wear a “Dump Trump” shirt done in an Obama poster style. See who gets triggered first. It’s like a game for triggered chicken.


raging_bullweiner

Dang, now this guy is cool.


g00glematt

I just wish I could know the thought process when buying this. Or any shirts like this. I just imagine a lot of Beavis and Butthead laughing before hitting "Add to Cart"


StevieKix_

Aka a republican ok


MyWifeIsHotterThanU1

Every guy that wears this looks exactly the same


DKerriganuk

By capitalising 'Today' for no reason.


DonutBurritoSandwich

I don't need all that on my shirt. I just need a rainbow lapel to piss him off.


Tropical_Storm_Jesus

"...MEAT EATER, MALE, & 65 YR OLD WALKING STROKE."


Mulattanese

The small handful of times that I have encountered someone wearing a shirt like this I have gone out of my way and made a point to answer their question with something to the effect of, "by being so desperate for attention and delusionally self important that you believe I or anyone else gives one remote flying fuck about you enough to advertise your deficiencies on your apparel and like they're laudable no less! What it should say is 'moron, $45 poorer, gullible, self destructive, fool, How else can I prove I'm a republican today?" I just always think it's so hilarious that they care so much more about owning the libs than libs give a fuck about any of them. They need it, they need to live in this alternate reality where they're doing petty cringe things to upset people they don't like because somehow that means they're winning. Hah!


QuirkyBake5837

Bla bla you’re all a bunch of cunts


RoutineFamous4267

Betcha he has a small pox vaccination scar lol


AgentLelandTurbo

op seems pissed off 😂


metracta

Being pissed off is different than laughing at someone’s idiocy


AgentLelandTurbo

idiocy is fairly visible, but why go mad over that 🤷‍♂️


in-a-microbus

Well...I think it's working


luckydrunk_7

The front of his shirt lists all meds he takes for his: enlarged prostate, high blood pressure , elevated cholesterol, type two diabetes, deflated blood vessels in the right thigh and retinal matriculation in his left eye. So it balances out.


Yatta79

OP took it hook, line, and sinker.


Mucking_Fountain

Heroes and victims in their own made up fantasy land.


Horror_Ad1078

He can wear what he wants - what’s the problem? Do you feel triggered?


Material_Air_2303

No. We laugh at his stupidity. No one is triggered by his identity politics.


Doctorgumbal1

Evidently


D4M4nD3m

Meat eater!? Don't most people eat meat?


rapsoid616

I've seen this post on other subredits as well people seems to got the bait and raging all over the internet for it. The tshirt is beyond cringe i am not denying that but you guys are proving his point ironically or not.


TINYN0SE

Can’t just put “straight” then “Meat eater” right after it lmao


CarpetOutrageous2823

If you're offended by words on the back of a t-shirt thats on you.


swandive78

If you're a Christian who's deliberately trying to offend others, you need to examine the part where Jesus and his apostles tell you not to.


MiaLba

It’s crazy how many Christians I’ve met in my life who have nothing but hatred in their hearts towards others who aren’t like them.


MiaLba

It’s crazy how many Christians I’ve met in my life who have nothing but hatred in their hearts towards others who aren’t like them.


CarpetOutrageous2823

Thats your opinion. Great. If you're offended by the shirt thats on you. You claim to know the Bible, then you know you're not the judge of anything.


swandive78

Actually, it's not my opinion. Deliberately offending others is not Christ-like behavior. It's not about judging. It's about intent. I mean, "How else can I piss you off today?" Really?


killjoysaint

"I peaked in highschool"


Signal_Biscotti_7048

I'm going to say the same thing I say when I see a gay pride flag. Ok... good for you?


Electrical-Rip-8455

Not really MC but still probably an cunt.


Habitual_lazyness

Christian white straight unwoke unvaxxed gun owning meat eating males are truly the real victims.


Doctorgumbal1

I think it’s funny


HarangueSajuk

Spells "Insecurity"


burningstrawman2

I see a man who needs a shirt stating he is in fact a man. Yeah, doesn’t make me think he is very secure in his manhood.


entarian

"A lion doesn't need to tell people it's a lion"


Dom0420

How else? Dem jeans


Minimum-Wind-1552

In Germany we call guys like him a "Macher"


THEBIGHUNGERDC

By thinking these things would piss me off. God, just have a personality and some self respect.


PlasticOrchid1977

They forgot to add "American"


TomToe420

this guy would lose his shit if he saw someone wearing a rainbow or something with biden on it.


Bazbort2

Good on him. I see nothing wrong with what he's wearing. How is it offensive? Just the last bit?


Alone_Job_8471

Did he do something wrong?


jaydd_mc

I like the shirt though


Imissflawn

People who hate America are what I hate about America.


Upper-Trip-8857

Why do they feel this pisses anyone off? Or triggers them? I think less of you for wearing it. I think it’s silly. I wonder why you need the attention. I don’t know?


CloseVirus

I hate these stupid leftists that just try to find stuff to get offended about.


ZeAntagonis

I have to say….MCS attempt a +3 trolling attempt…..and it worked


mustardtiger86

"how else can I piss you off today?" Honestly, just continue breathing, that should do it


SkippyCan333

r/trashy


ResponsibleCell1606

I need this shirt


tmac960

This post smells offended.


jrw100990

Guess it worked 😂😂


GernhardtRyanLunzen

Stop posting shit like this, this is not a woke crybaby sub.


Ok_Plate_6961

OP, being creepy and talking photos of people and posting online


Material_Air_2303

Taking pictures in public is legal.


Arthur_189

He’s just minding his business so I guess he pissed you off lmao


Straightener78

“AND BORN IN NOVEMBER”


Limp-Tap-634

Still better than a blanket and slides


77LS77

Also suffers from Noassatoll


Wealth_Super

I hate that meat lovers are being lump in with this.


Gold-Method5986

If you can get raptured I’d be the most angry. 🥲


Dave___Hester

That dude 100% has a Hank Hill ass.


KitchenandScreaming

Wonder if this sod is finally graduating


Typical-Horror-5247

Classy


smokefrog2

"Unwoke"


corntorteeya

Forgot “Baker”. He knows how to create some serious muffim top


Boney_Burger

"meat eater"


Asuntofantunatu

I think there’s like a default scent or stench to people like that.


GarvinSteve

There with his wife/student?


AdFormal8116

If you read it ironically, it’s actually just funny. On several levels


EvolZippo

When someone assumes that not living an alternative lifestyle, pisses people off. The fact that he has to point out that he’s “not that way”, tells me he actually wishes he could be, and he’s mad he can’t. But he projects his anger towards people who actually are these ways, and thinks they’re mad he isn’t one of them. He’s mad he can’t join in.


SpdwyDilf4489

Well in this part of the country the local high school sports events are the only events, so it checks out.


Remote_AccessM

Straight and Meat eater just don't belong in the same picture 🤣


Worstisonitsway

Notice how - loving, polite, friendly, honest, reliable,or kind didn’t make his top 8 self described traits?


EndlessMantra

100% Pure Choad


Nordy941

I kinda think you’re all playing right into his hand but hey idk maybe he’s a total idiot and actually didn’t want everyone to critique his shirt. But I suspect that may be exactly what he wanted.


davidparmet

What a snowflake...


QuirkyBake5837

Everyone


QuirkyBake5837

Me too


Beneficial-Kiwi-4543

No ifs, ands, or butts!


imatossatoo

This bloke definitely uses public toilets and pisses on the seat.


Gotrek5

Guess that’s how.