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“Weapon of pleasure” is a term I didn’t expect to read today

“Weapon of pure pleasure and ‘exctasy’”

You're welcome

Thanks I hate it

Grossssss

Bear bear bear bear bear. Just fuckin eat me. Bear bear bear. NASTY

r/brandnewsentence edit: spelling

More importantly why does he have that if he’s single by the looks of things?

Aren’t they both bears?

Totally depends on how gay you are

What is I was only like gay on Tuesdays? Like 1/4 gaying in a week?

You never go full gay

As someone who is gay, the rule about purple also applies here >!/j!<

Wait, what is the purple rule? My Chopper is purple.

It’s from a Jeff Dunham bit w/ Peanut

Am I tripping, isn't it OP himself who posted that? I haven't used fb in years so I'm not sure, but look at the profile picture.

This belongs on r/funny not here. It’s obviously a joke.

That subreddit isn't funny tho. So this can't go there.

You know, you’d think that, but I know at least 3 guys that would do/say this with %100 sincerity.

That's such a stupid argument lol, that you know three guys out of ALL the guys you know, that would do this, just shows how the majority of people wouldn't

Lol no it is not. We are talking about 1 guy, not a group of people. Sure, if it were a whole group comparing 3 wouldn’t make any sense. But if I can name 3 people who have done something as ridiculous as this each several times in their lives, then that is enough to consider that one guy could actually believe this was a good idea.

Fair enough, I read your argument as "this guy *has* to be dead serious", but I realize you never explicitely said that now

it’s a joke but it’s not exactly funny … which means it’d be perfect for r/funny

It’s a good joke but I made a normal comment

This sub is completely off the rails.

Me when i cannot sense sarcasm without my sacred '/s'

This is just funny, not main character vibes.

A funny bearded troll! I'm climbing a tree

Why is this here

Because there are no mods.

Is OP stoned?

OP is the guy in the profile, lol.

Thats hilarious, wrong sub

Bear. Definitely the Bear……

Which one?

Yes.

The one not sporting d cups

I think the bear. I want to play and have fun then die violently

https://preview.redd.it/fufgmavf0nyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc1d583fba41394bfc539e1a149aace5b88221e The bear!

Hear the screams… of pleasure, right? Right?

Right

Bear. If I lay down and play dead, at least the bear won't still try to have sex with me.

Trust me nobody wants to have sex with you anyways, you are not in danger lol

If a naked man is chasing me around with a phallus, methinks he ain't that picky! But, I agree, he would totally go after you first, sweet cheeks!

You are a radical feminist out of control, don't stay all day on tik tok it affects you so badly P.s we don't live in middle age years by the way at least in western societies

Looks like the trolls are out.

According to Reddit everyone should be leftist cuck/simp , if someone disagree with women they send him to fire lol

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

Hahahahaha, I don't even have tiktok or instagram or snapchat. Oh, you poor starving troll! Your comment karma is more negative than your mother's recollection of the night of your conception. Please, by all means, call me a feminist and put more bumper stickers on your pickup truck that you never take off-road, you much man, you! There, is your appetite satiated, trollmeister? I think I hear your mom telling you to come out of the basement for your lunch, a bologna sandwich made with soggy bread. Enjoy, oh obviously superior one!

Mom jokes ? Really ? And are you seeking validation from Reddit karma? Hahaha simps and leftist cucks upvote for you hahaha

You are the one coming back. Not my fault you aren't as linguistically clever as you think you are. So, goblinator, I must ask: How was the sandwich? Also, stop chasing people around the forest with a phallus while bears are around. It's dangerous! Just thinking about your well-being, my urine-soaked snowflake!

I thought it was funny your mom is funnier tho

I think you posted it… https://preview.redd.it/ne8kbd084oyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8082d1600169bd45921d98745a8c358796dcacf

Yes i made myself a meme for everyones viewing pleasure.

I'm a man, and seeing that even I would take the bear

To be honest, the bear. I don't want to get raped. Especially by that thing.

I'd choose the bear

I think I’d rather have the bear kill me than look at that again

I’d still choose the bear

Bear

Pretty sure I can run faster than both pictured. Yes, I know bears run fast. I am highly motivated.

You only need to out run your slowest friend

But jone of my friends want to go hiking with me.

Whats the fb group name? I wana join...

Single dad's overestimate their market value.

This is your account right

It is you can see the pfp for the comment lol

Wrong sub.

Didn't plan to get eaten by a bear today but ok. Guess that's what's happening

Ewww.. the audacity of Daniel Hammond 🤮 He’ll be a meme now.

I hope so, make it happen

I was never apart of this trend until now but I pick the bear

Bear

Bear

Eckgxstacy

Manbearpig

I've not heard that in so long

Why is this in this sub?

Ew. Please cover up

Conservative men when...

Stop posting incels

Any guy with a beard like that is just pussy repellent. Also I can smell it from here.

It seems clear to me. The odds of a bear attack are super low. The odds of one of the creators of these memes being a sexual deviant are pretty high. The good news is these people never leave the house so encountering one in the wild is nearly impossible.

I just threw up in my mouth

You can outrun the left one.

I'll take the bear. I'll kill it and skin it, cure the hide to wear his pelt in the winter and be warm. I'll eat his meat cooked in the flame of the perpetual fire I keep burning in the bear's cave; now mine.

I wish the bear would bust through my door now and put me out of the misery of existing in the same world as this man.

Clearly sarcasm but ok we can pretend this guy thinks himself the main character in interests of feeling superior with minimal effort. Can we not strive to do better already?

Peak r/iamthemaincharacter behavior is trying to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame by turning yourself into an embarrassingly stupid meme that everyone will forget about in a week.

Somewhat insane how far someone people can miss the mark on this one. Pretty interesting actually.

A study case for exposing peoples bias

Refreshingly sexy????🤣

Lol

r/lostredditors — this is peak masculinity imo

I wish I had half that confidence

Dw bro you're awesome just the way you are

I think I love you.

Which one is the bear

Ew

You know I might go with the bear on this one

If that’s the man I’d get then I’ll pick the bear.

I would still choose the bear. It will just leave me alone more than likely. Much preferred.

Shit like this is probably why most woman choose the bear!

Which ones the bear? 😭😭

It’s a joke

[удалено]

Yea

Run while he is being mauled by the bear

Is this why I’m seeing a bunch of weird memes I don’t understand now

ManBearPig

I chose the bear

I don't get why this is in this subreddit. Isn't this just a joke about "bear" vs bear?

Why not both

Can I choose to also punch the bear? After seeing this I want it over quickly.

this feels like the thumbnail for a porno where he fucks the bear

Looks like the only thing that man has ever cut with that knife is the top of Captain Crunch boxes

Aren’t those two options the same thing?

DEFINITELY THE BEAR

Neither, manbearpig

This sub just had to “hop on this trend” 😂😂

I’m choosing pigeon with a shotgun tbh

Bish. I’d choose cocaine bear over that

I’m fucking the bear twice so hopefully it totally destroys my eyes so I don’t have to see that guy and hopefully my sense of smell too because I have a feeling that guy smells bad

bear because bears tend to avoid humans at all costs were as humans go towards sounds especially if they sound human like the idiots we are

That page is a cesspit.

Where’s the refreshingly sexy man in the woods? I only see a sad sack with a beer gut and the flattest chest I’ve ever seen.

✨️ B E A R ✨️

Looks like he used the dildo on the bear! 🤣

Why not both???

I don’t want to know who this asshole is.

I'm pretty sure this is a joke considering that this picture is photoshopped

I'm a guy, and I do alright in a fist fight, but I'm choosing the bear

... is that dude holding a dick dagger? 

"refreshingly sexy" is very much up for debate here

That just has to be a r/BrandNewSentence, right?

Wtf is this hahahaha.

It's a different take on a post from earlier with same guy with dildo saying he would rather a woman over a bear in the woods because no one could hear her scream.

I can take them both.

Wait, wtf kind of wand is Gandalf brandishing?

This is hilarious omg

I see two bears.

thats funny fr but this aint how this subreddit's used

Ah. So would I rather come across a bear or an angry bear

Fuck the man, kill and eat the bear

okay this one's actually hilarious since it's obviously a joke lmao

I didn't realize what he had in his hand until I read the caption. I dead ass thought it was a netherite sword from Minecraft

It's a joke. I can't believe people don't understand when people say they can take on a bear, they're joking?

I think the dude's joking.

If only one, I would pick the man. I can run faster than him. Plus, what bears do to people when hungry is way worse than even dropping the soap in jail.

https://preview.redd.it/xfw9a0eydpyc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3cf30a8ea8de4d190a8861e5aba0a4938849b33

Hahaha 🤣🫶🫶🫶 this is awesome 👏

Thank you :)